A cloud drifted in the distance from the clear sky, blocking the sun, like the mood of a small flat head, full of frustration and depression.

Shangguan Neng people leisurely hung up the bait, gently threw it out, the old monk stared at the water surface like a fixed mind, opened his eyes, and observed the passing fish in the range.

Relaxing and appreciating the world of fish in the lake is a kind of enjoyment that is difficult for ordinary people to experience, and Shangshangsheng people even have the urge to become fish and swim in the water.

But at the moment, he can only secretly say that it is a pity, with his understanding, if the cultivator reaches the D level, he can have the technique of three changes, the so-called three changes, that is, he can change into three different types of species and people, such as turning into a fish, becoming a bird, and turning into a stone, if the cultivator's ability reaches the D level, he can now become a fish and swim in the water.

As for why a D-rank cultivator can only change into three species? It's because the mana is limited, and the three changes are extreme, and then the fourth kind will be too powerful, easy to become deformed, and even have the risk of not being able to change back.

In my memory, in ancient times, there were a few unlucky people who forcibly changed, and as a result, they became monsters that were not like the four things, and they could never change back, and they became the laughing stock of the cultivation world.

If you want to have a few more changes, you can only continue to improve the realm, the current level of the functional person is too low, and it is not very clear how many changes the high level can have, but if you improve a realm, a few more changes are definitely no problem, but now there are too few cultivators, and there are even fewer high-level cultivators, and it is extremely difficult for the superior person to improve.

The reason is very simple, and it is also very cruel, now that the pollution is serious, the aura is lacking, it is difficult to find the spiritual mountain treasure land, there is not enough spiritual energy, it is very unfavorable for the cultivator, and the difficulty of improving the realm is at least ten times higher than that of the ancient cultivator.

Therefore, there are many cultivators who will wander around, looking for a suitable place to cultivate, and when they find a suitable place, they will set up various formations that they are good at, hide them, and practice in retreat, until the aura of this place weakens and is no longer suitable for cultivation, and then they will embark on the road of wandering again.

The F-rank cultivator absorbed by the Shangguan was such a wanderer.

Just when Shangguan was thinking about running the train, the little flat-headed businessman still asked him to come over cheekily and cough a few times, but Shangguan was able to ignore him at all, which made him very embarrassed, but no matter how embarrassing it was, it was his own sin, Xiao Pingtou could only endure it and squeezed out a smile: "Little brother, I'll add money, I'll give a thousand for such a long fish just now, I'll give two thousand for those over one meter, I'll give four thousand for one meter five, and I'll give ten thousand for two meters." ”

This person is cheap, you are in a hurry, he doesn't take you seriously, you don't pay attention to him, but he comes up like a dog.

"You think you can stun me with money?" Shangguan turned his head and looked at him contemptuously.

Xiao Pingtou laughed dryly: "No, I know that my little brother is not a mortal, but in the world, some mundane things are always indispensable...... cough, but I won't talk about that, anyway, as long as you have the goods, little brother, I will definitely not be able to treat you badly. ”

It is no wonder that in ancient China, the four classes of scholars, farmers, and businessmen ranked at the bottom, and even the peasants and workers were inferior, but today's society is completely reversed, laughing at the poor and not smiling at prostitutes, I don't know whether it is the progress of the times, or the sad regression of the times.

Shangguan didn't want to care about this, and said lightly: "One thousand." ”

"What?" Xiao Pingtou was stunned.

"Bring it." The Shangshangren stretched out his hand.

Xiao Pingtou was stunned for two or three seconds, reacted in time, and hurriedly took out a stack of large tickets from his pocket, it should have just been withdrawn from the bank, or was it new! Draw out ten: "Little brother, you count." ”

Shangguan took it, put it in his jacket pocket, stood up, and said, "Stand back." ”

"Oops!" Xiao Pingtou was very excited, and hurriedly took a few steps back, and the next moment, the fish float sank instantly, the water surface surged, and the Shangguan person lifted it upwards with force, and a big carp about the same size as the big herring before was pulled out of the water.

"Wow!"

"Ahh

Liu Yilan and Xiao Pingtou exclaimed in unison, Liu Yilan's eyes showed excitement and such brilliance, while Xiao Pingtou was shocked, shocked, and shocked!

This...... In this world, can you really sense whether there are any fish? How many fish are there? Isn't it a big fish person?

Xiao Pingtou suddenly had an illusion of time and space confusion and fairy heroes everywhere.

The big carp was thrown behind by the competent person, pounced on it and held it down, pulled out the hook, got up, let the carp flutter there, and said to the little flat head in a daze: "Take it away!" ”

Xiao Pingtou came to his senses, looked at Shangguan with god-like eyes, and took out a business card from his pocket in a panic: "Xiao ...... Little brother, this is my business card, if you catch a big fish in the future, send it directly to the hotel, and I will pay the bill at today's price. ”

Shangguan took it and waved his hand: "Got it, let's go!" ”

Xiao Pingtou really didn't dare to make a time at this time, hurry up and run away with the big carp, and then don't get some water, the fish will die, the dead fish will depreciate when it reaches the hotel, the businessman is profit-seeking, Xiao Pingtou is a master, how can he watch the money fly, and he can't care about climbing the relationship with the functional people at this time, talking about feelings, and then let's talk about the immediate interests first!

After Xiao Pingtou left, the competent person threw away the business card in his hand, squatted on the shore to wash his hands, the water surface was only half a meter lower than the shore, and the long arm of the competent person was just able to reach.

was washing her hands, Liu Yilan's face was full of admiration, and said, "Big brother, you are really amazing." ”

"Uh, hehe, it's okay." It feels very good to be adored by little Lori, and Shangguan is a little proud in his heart, and he is still very modest on the surface.

"Big brother, give." Liu Yilan took out a pack of tissues, took out one and handed it to the competent person.

"Thank you." Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly, wiped his hands, and the used tissues were not where to be placed, Liu Yilan took out a plastic bag from her pocket: "Big brother, put it here." ”

Shangguan Nengren threw the tissue ball into it and said with a smile: "It's very well prepared!" ”

Liu Yilan smiled, tied the bag, put it in her pocket, and said: "Everyone is responsible for caring for the environment, our environment is already very bad, if you don't pay attention to it, it will be too much." ”

A hint of appreciation flashed in Shangguan Nengren's eyes, and he touched Liu Yilan's head: "What a good boy." ”

Liu Yilan enjoyed a moment, and when she saw the competent person taking her hand away, she looked at him with round eyes, and said with a shy: "Touch it again." ”

"Uh......" Looking at Liu Yilan's longing eyes, Shangguan Nengren smiled, put his big hand on her head, and stroked gently.

Liu Yilan leaned on the arms of the competent person and closed her eyes to enjoy.

After a long time, Shangguan was able to pat Liu Yilan's head: "Okay, it's been ten minutes." ”

Liu Yilan raised her head, looked at the smiling face of the competent person, stuck out her tongue shyly, and said, "Big brother, it's so comfortable to be touched by you." ”

Uh...... doesn't that sound right? A picture appeared in Shangguan Nengren's mind, the cute Lori Little Red Riding Hood came to her grandmother's house, climbed onto the grandmother's bed dressed as a big bad wolf, and said softly: "Grandma, what's wrong with you?" ”

Grandma Wolf took off her disguise with a snort, pressed Little Red Riding Hood on the bed, and stretched out her sinful claws, and Little Red Riding Hood screamed Ya Yan Butterfly, but in the end she couldn't resist the touch of the wolf's claws, and screamed 'kimoji'......

Shangguan Nengren shook his head vigorously, no, the paranoia has been getting worse and worse recently, maybe I really have to take some medicine.

Liu Yilan would never have thought that Shangguan Nengren's mind was full of messy things, but for a netizen who has been immersed in the Internet all the year round and has exchanged academic issues with Teacher Cang, it is a fantasy that you make him as pure as a lotus!

After catching two big fish in a row, Shangguan people attracted the attention of some people, and after a while, a few old men came to ask for advice on the tricks of catching big fish, how could Shangguan people teach them, so they could only use good luck as an excuse to send them away.

But there are also some old men who don't give up and keep pestering, which makes Shangguan capable people annoyed, Liu Yilan is also very angry, these old guys, don't you know that people are enjoying the world of two with their eldest brother? It's hateful.

If these people were all young men, Shangguan and Liu Yilan would still be able to scold them away, but in the face of some old men, what can you do? You can't beat or scold, otherwise you'll be given a notoriety of disrespecting the elderly.

In the end, I really had no choice but to pack up the fishing tackle and leave this place of right and wrong early.

After a good fishing, he died early.

When waiting for the red light at the intersection, Shangguan looked at the sullen Liu Yilan through the rearview mirror, turned around and smiled: "What's wrong?" ”

Liu Yilan puffed out her mouth and said, "Big brother, why are those old men so annoying!" Relying on the old and selling the old, disrespecting the old, and hating it to death. ”

"Hehe, people are different from people, there are good people and bad people, old men are not the same as old men, there are good old men, there are bad old men, we are unlucky, we just met a few bad old men, don't think so much, today the eldest brother made a little money, please eat lollipops, okay?" Shangguan said with a smile.

Loli, lollipop, complement each other.

Liu Yilan didn't know what she thought, her face turned red, and she said, "Don't do it!" I want to eat ice cream. ”

"Ice cream?" Shangguan can look around, people are all long clothes and long sleeves, and they have to eat ice cream on such a cool day, and the taste of little Lori is really chic.

"Don't be afraid of stomach trouble." Shangguan Nengren smiled, little Lori wants to eat, just let her eat!

"Not really! I have a good stomach. Liu Yilan grinned and said, "Big brother, I want to eat vanilla ice cream from the Asuka Cold Drink Shop." ”

"Asuka Cold Drink Shop ......" Hearing this name, Shangguan remembered Xiang Beibei, at the beginning, he and Xiang Beibei had their first date, it was in the Asuka Cold Drink Shop, and he also ate a strawberry giant with Xiang Beibei, which still has an endless aftertaste.

"Okay, let's go to Asuka Cold Drink Shop."

The battery storage capacity of the electric three-wheeled is very amazing, until the door of the flying bird cold drink shop, it ran more than 20 kilometers, and the five electric grids only consumed one, so it seems that the electric three-wheeled battery can run almost 100 kilometers in one breath, although it can't run long distances, but it can run back and forth around the counties and towns, and the electric three-wheeler does not need a driver's license, does not need a license, it is a person who can drive, very convenient.

got out of the car at the door, Shangguan Nengren locked the car, saw Liu Yilan standing still, and said with a smile: "What's wrong?" Let's go inside! ”

Liu Yilan's face was ruddy, she looked at Shangguan Nengren, smiled shyly, stepped forward and hugged his arm, and said with a smile: "Big brother, let's go!" ”

If it was replaced by Xiang Beibei and Zhang Tingting, even if it was Zhang Ranran's ** little Lori, Shangguan people would have their hearts beating faster, but when Liu Yilan's flat chest was attached to his arm, Shangguan people didn't feel it at all.

"Huh?" Shangguan looked down at Liu Yilan, handsome short hair, sunny face, and ...... Flat chest.

Shangguan is full of cows: alas! A woman without breasts is really not a woman.

For a normal man, the most attractive thing about a woman, in addition to the face, is the plump ~ milk ~ fat ~ buttocks, with a pair of plump breast peaks, two plump buttocks, and a slender waist and beautiful legs, which is the ultimate beauty of a woman.

And little Lori ...... Although the sound is soft and soft, it has always lacked femininity, which can arouse men's pampering and love, but it can't give birth to that primitive impulse, especially for a poor-breasted Lori, it is a disaster for men.

Alas! Shangguan can look up to the sky and sigh: Poor milk Lori, I really can't afford to hurt!

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I started writing this chapter at half past seven, and in less than four hours, I wrote more than 3,500 words, and I said that now I write very carefully, the quality is the first, and the speed of even less than 1,000 words per hour is incomparable, which is not comparable with the previous three or four thousand words, but I really wrote my best level.

Chapter 2 will definitely be after the wee hours of the morning, so siblings who can't wait will watch it tomorrow morning! on this

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