Chapter 519: I'm Semi-Mentally Ill
At that moment, I was a little stunned, my mind was more wooden, and I said something that I shouldn't have said.
"Hey, that, let's, make out."
Syllable!
A mouth twitched.
Ren Ling puffed up: "Big rascal! Who's making out with you! You call it indecency, you know? You...... You're bullying girls. ”
Ren Ling's slap made me realize what I had done.
I went too far.
If you want to say, this environment is suitable, the warm house and bed, but this is a place where I feel a little panicked when I am lying on the mountain at an altitude of several thousand meters above sea level, outdoors, facing the starry sky, panting and feeling a little panicked.
What is my sex life with......
I blamed myself.
"Reiko, I'm sorry, that, I'm ...... I didn't know what was going on, but all of a sudden......, I got up and said with some embarrassment.
Ren Ling didn't speak, straightened her clothes, slapped the grass clippings on her buttocks, stood up, and only looked at me with disgust.
Here, Ren Ling and I stared at each other with wide eyes.
The little witch led three big men and sat cross-legged on the ground.
I pondered for a moment, gave Ren Ling a look, and then I sat on the ground too.
Next, Ren Ling and I had a two-hour series of extremely complex exchanges with these four Tibetan compatriots, such as comparisons, guesses, simple Tibetan, and so on.
There was no way, the language was not understood, and there was no translator, so we could only draw on the ground with a small stick while talking.
Now, I finally figured out what was going on.
Also, when I learned the truth, I was a little scared......
The little witch means that the real material of this thangka on my back is not paper, nor ordinary leather, but human skin!
Moreover, this is not ordinary skin, it is a piece of skin with the best texture that has been peeled from dozens of people who have committed the most heinous crimes, and then through a series of treatments, it is spliced together to make the leather that paints thangkas.
In addition to the blood, there is also a pigment made from the brains of the most sinful people...... (Well, it's definitely scary.) )
I won't say much about the specific religious function of thangkas.
Its main function is to feel the evil of human nature through this thangka!
In religion, there is no such thing as pure good, nor is there such thing as pure evil. In other words, our people's view of good and evil is normal, but in religion, good and evil are the same.
There is just no good or bad.
This is a cold analysis, as if there is no distinction between good and evil.
Actually, it's not like that, anyway, it's probably a language problem, and I don't know very well. It should be that there is no good or bad in the eyes of practitioners.
Everything is created by the heart, and it is our heart that creates events.
If you want it to be good, it is good, and if you want it to be evil, it is evil. (Okay, I'm dizzy...... )
All in all, thangka, evil, domineering! It will make people magnify some of their own small problems. For example, you are selfish, you are a corrupt official, you only want to be greedy for 1 million, but when you contact Thangka, you want to be greedy for 100 million to have fun.
So now I'm the hapless guy.
It is said that I had a relationship with this thangka at an inopportune time, and then it remembered me. Therefore, it had to be me, who carried it myself, to the Holy City, to give it to someone. I can't change anyone.
I'm not a god, I'm a human.
So, when I get into thangka, I do some crazy things.
Therefore, Ren Ling, you can bear more.
Xiao Ren Ling, who learned the truth, her eyes immediately became gentle and full of countless sympathies. Ignoring the onlookers, she stretched out her little hand, gently stroked my big face, and said with pity: "Poor Brother Jiji, how much do you look like that Frodo 61 Baggins." ”
I grinned, shook Ren Ling's little hand and said, "Sam, don't worry, from now on, I won't force you again." ”
Ren Ling gritted her teeth and pulled her hand: "You destroy my Great Demon Ring!" When did Sam get to Frodo. ”
My eyes widened: "Little child, what do you know?" That's the connotation, and the average person can't see it. ”
Ren Ling is quiet: "Sam is a man, is it good." ”
I laughed: "The point, you're not a girl." ”
Ren Ling glared at me: "Hmph! Don't think that if you find an excuse, you can play hooligan with reason. Next time, if you dare to do this again, I ...... I blew you up! ”
The little witch got up at this time and said something lightly.
This time, I understood the word 'Zhun Kang' again, which means to let us go back to the hotel.
Back in the house,. We went back to our rooms and went to sleep.
I lay in bed and died......
Uh, not dead!
Didn't you die?
Well, if you do your work and die, you don't believe that you can't die!
I talked about 'doing gong' before, and in the face of the current situation of being haunted by demons, it's time to explain the sleeping work.
Many people actually suffer from insomnia, and there are many reasons for insomnia. It is roughly divided into insomnia caused by excessive heart fire and insufficient liver yin. There are also insomnia symptoms caused by insufficient transportation of the spleen and stomach water valley.
The treatment method, the former, can be solved with bezoar Qingxin pills. The latter, those who are deficient use the Gui Spleen Pill, those who are deficient use ginseng to return to the spleen pills, and those who are real use the Jiawei Xiaoyao Pill, which can be solved by the above medicines.
I'm this.,It's nothing to do with the above ones.,It's an evil sect.,Of course.,You can use it if you don't let evil things get entangled.。
Presumably, to stay in a lateral position, that is, to the right side of your body. Why the right and not the left? The left side is easy to press into the heart and stomach area, which is not good for digestion or something.
Be sure to lie on your right side.
In the back, the legs are naturally bent, the eyes are closed, and the word 'loose' is imagined.
That is, the loose character of relaxation. What kind of thought is this pine character, that is, imagine that there is an ancient big bell in your body, and you think that this bell is ringed, and then it emits an echo like 'Songong, Ong, Ong......'
This echo penetrates from the inside of the body to every joint, allowing every part of the toes to the roots of the hair to enter a state of complete and complete relaxation.
In a word, I thought about it, and I scattered the flowers by myself, and completely let go.
As soon as a person is so loosened, the tight strings in his brain are completely loosened.
Then, I felt that the bones were open, and my whole body was relaxed, and my whole body was lazy, so what are you doing? Dead sleep!
This method is much easier to use than counting any pleasant goat or small gray one.
Moreover, this pine is also the introduction method of internal boxing.
As soon as a person is loosened, the joints are clear, smooth, and passed, and naturally there will be no pain, and naturally there will be no disease.
I fell on the bed and recited dozens of loose words.
Gradually, I lost consciousness and died.
When I woke up the next morning, it was as if nothing had happened.
After breakfast and packing our bags, we continued on our way.
Over the next few days, we passed through Rana Hill (now a big tunnel), Modo Township, Dangba Township, and Batang.
Nothing special happened along the way, just a hurry. But I feel like I'm a kid, I've become very greedy, I have a strong appetite, and I often ask my logistics minister, Ren Ling, to eat small snacks, such as beef jerky and the like.
And every now and then, Ren Ling would reach out and pat my little shoulder and say, "My poor little brother, let the demons break his brain again, come, I have delicious food here, take it all." ”
As a result, fortunately, after knowing that I had a mental problem, the people in the team cast sympathetic glances. All kinds of snacks. Even Mr. Fei gave me the dried durian he brought from overseas to satisfy my hunger.
Dried durian ......
Well, can I say that after I ate it, no one greeted me?
Successfully arrived at Batang, where we rested for a day, and then we set off again, came to Zhubalong Township, and came to the famous Jinsha River Bridge!
Here it is! It is the true boundary of Tibet.
On the bridge, there are straight armed police soldiers standing guard, and they will check everyone's ID card to make sure that they are not fugitives or anything, and then allow people to cross the bridge.
We're all right.
As for the little witch......
Roar, that look is an ID card.
It's just that our group is a little weird.
Kham Dahan, a traveler, plus a Tibetan witch......
The best combination that is rare in a thousand years. By the way, there's also a half-mentally ill kid like me.
After the magnificent Jinsha River Bridge.
Our group came to a place where many people died according to legend.
Dangerous 'Haitong Ditch'.
Haitonggou is the name of a road section.
Why do you say it's dangerous, and why do you say that it has killed a lot of people there?
Because the terrain on both sides of Haitong Ditch is very dangerous, natural geological disasters such as flying stones, debris flows, and landslides often occur.
And, without warning, to exaggerate, just walking, swish! A big rock is flying, boom! Someone smashed the middle of the road.
I don't know why, I, who have always been not afraid of the sky and the earth, have been extremely timid when I walk on this road.
And then, I did what I thought was the most shameless thing in my life, and I stood by the little witch's side.
We walked about a kilometer.
Then it began to rain heavily.
It was a cloud that came out of nowhere.
Just like in Journey to the West, the ominous cloud before the monster appeared, it shrouded the four fields at once, and then, there was a big thunder.
We hurriedly changed into raincoats.
In this vicinity, there is no shop in front of the village and behind the village, and if you want to rest, you can only go through Haitonggou, and then arrive at a place called Hot Spring Villa.
"No, it's raining too much, let's find a place to shelter from the rain." In the wind and rain, Brother Tie Bing said to me loudly.
I waved my hand: "Don't discuss things with me, I have a problem with my brain now, that, you can tell Brother Da Gang." ”
Then, as a result of their consultation, I was asked to sweat.
The group decided to take shelter from the rain under a protruding cliff ahead.
Isn't this a joke about rope life?
Sister Da Hong immediately rejected the idea.
Then Meizi made another suggestion, and she suggested that we retreat and turn around.
Fei Lao stopped doing it again, saying that the hero would not turn back, he was annoyed enough by the plague before, and this time, he had to move forward against the wind and rain!
As for me, a semi-mentally ill child.
I ran to Ren Ling's side and said, "Sister, it's cold, brother will warm you with a small body!" ”