Chapter Ninety-Nine. If you don't get salty and wet, you can't survive

Besides, Chen Xiaotang returned home.

Physically and mentally exhausted, he took a shower, put on a pair of boxers, swayed into his bedroom, took a towel and wiped his hair indiscriminately, and before he could dry it, he heard an exclamation, "Ah, why are you not dressed?" ”

I saw my sister Chen Xiaoxiao covering her face and stomping her feet with an angry look.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but wonder: "Why are you not wearing clothes?" Am I not wearing trousers? He also reached out and pulled his own wind ~ scratching boxers.

"What does that count? Die! Chen Xiao said angrily.

"Let your brother die at every turn, you're too unauthentic------ besides, you broke in suddenly......"

"So what?" Chen Xiaoxiao crossed his waist and said.

"Aha, you're still fierce-------- figure it out, beauty, this is my territory, I'm in charge of my territory, have you heard of it? ------ last time I accidentally broke into your boudoir and was scolded by you, did you come here on purpose this time?! ”

"Scold you for your size, you don't close the door after taking a shower!"

"What kind of door is closed, I am here is no forbidden area, men, women and children are welcome to visit, and if you are thirsty, you will also receive tea and beer, which belongs to the state of etiquette and hospitality...... Unlike someone, who made his bedroom mysterious, his brother was scolded for not knocking on the door, and he was scolded so bloody! ”

"Did you say enough? If something wasn't looking for you, who would want to come to your kennel so late! Chen Xiaoxiao was furious.

"Heh, I'm looking for something, what's the matter, let's hear it!" Chen Xiaotang sat on the bed in boxers, and asked while wiping his hair with a towel.

"You put your pants on first!"

"If you don't look at it, you can get it!"

"Rogue ~ Hooligans!"

"Rogue ~ hooligan is your brother!"

"I don't have such a brother!"

"Okay, it's ruthless! I appreciate it! ”

…….

Suddenly.

"The pants are on, you can open your eyes."

"Really?" Chen Xiaoxiao said suspiciously.

"Trick you into having candy?!"

Chen Xiaoxiao opened his eyes, but saw Chen Xiaotang wrapped in a blanket like an Arab, with a towel around his head.

"How's that, that's 'rigorous' enough, isn't it?" Chen Xiaotang asked with a grin.

Chen Xiaoxiao is about to faint, why is his brother so perverted!

"I just want to tell you that your novels published in our Ming Pao newspaper have been interrupted for three days, and these are all letters from your loyal readers!" Chen Xiaoxiao took out a bag as if by magic, and poured out a large pile of letters.

Chen Xiaotang was taken aback, Mom, no, when did he have so many book fans?!

Chen Xiaoxiao continued to be unhappy: "See, these are the hearts of your book fans, they wrote to reflect that it is a very irresponsible attitude for you to keep breaking!" Our editor-in-chief also spoke, let you resume the update as soon as possible, that's all, I'm done, goodbye! Chen Xiaoxiao didn't bother to look at her brother again, and threw the door out.

Chen Xiaotang sat on the bed like a fool, what's the matter, let me update the novel? Oh my God, do you really think I'm an octopus with eight hands?!

In the past few days, Chen Xiaotang has been busy filming, reading the script and memorizing lines, or figuring out the characters' surnames, where does he have time to sit down and write-----?!

Besides, updating 3,000 words a day, even if you are a machine, such an uninterrupted update is unbearable, it seems that the trick of selling words for a living is too tiring, and you have to think of another way to do it.

Chen Xiaotang shook his head, picked up those letters from readers, opened them, and saw that they read: "Dear author, please update, we have waited for the flowers to thank you!" "I'm your loyal reader, but I'll say you are as slow as a turtle!" ……

These urges are still Sven, they belong to cultural people, and some of them make Chen Xiaotang speechless.

"No matter who you are, I won't renew to cut you with a knife!" "Boy, hurry up and update, or set fire to your whole family!" "Hit the street, you want to die in a hurry!" "you, if you don't do more!" ……

Chen Xiaotang was puzzled, is this urging or debt collection? !

Shaking his head, sweeping the large number of letters from readers into a cardboard box and throwing them under the bed, Chen Xiaotang rubbed his temples and thought, it is better to hurry up and deal with it first, otherwise his sister will be trained again when she returns to the newspaper office tomorrow.

For the sake of the little sister, I have to fight myself!

Chen Xiaotang, who was exhausted, had to sit down at the table and pick up the pen......

At two o'clock in the morning, Chen Fugui got up to pee, but saw that the light in his son Chen Xiaotang's room was still on, so he walked over, knocked on the door and said, "Decrepit boy, haven't you slept yet?" With that, he pushed the door open and entered.

Chen Xiaotang was writing a novel, his wrist was tired and sore, and when he saw his father come in, he said, "I'm rushing the manuscript." ”

"Did your sister rush you?" Chen Fugui asked.

Chen Xiaotang nodded, "I don't update it here, and she won't have a good time there." ”

"But you can't be tired of yourself, look, you're thin again!" Chen Fugui muttered and said: "Declining boy, the money in this world is inexhaustible, you are busy filming now, where do you have time to write these things, in my opinion, it is better to talk to the newspaper, and forget about it." ”

"I'm willing, I'm afraid that people won't want to, don't forget that I signed a contract with that side and took a deposit!"

"It's a big deal to lose money to them! Your dad still has some private money, and the business of the tea restaurant has been good recently, so he can always handle it! Chen Fugui felt sorry for his son.

"I've already spent your private money once, and this time I'm going to solve it myself!"

"Pick, you decrepit boy, you are my son, I am your father! No matter how much you spend my money, it's a matter of course! ”

"But I always use your private money to prevent disasters, I'm afraid that if it rains, it will thunder!"

"....... split, split! According to your previous bad deeds, you should have been hacked to death a long time ago...... If you don't die, continue to be my precious son, hehe! Chen Fugui grabbed his crotch and smiled.

"I'll pick~~!" Chen Xiaotang raised his middle finger.

"Wow, you dare to pick your old bean? It's against you! Chen Fugui feigned anger and reached out to snatch the pen in Chen Xiaotang's hand, "You can't write anymore!" ”

Chen Xiaotang couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to take his father's hand, take the pen back and say, "I know you feel sorry for me, but let me finish writing this......"

Chen Fugui sighed, "Hey, I didn't expect you to be so diligent----- I was moved, so I'm ready to fight side by side with you!" After speaking, Chen Fugui did not hesitate to take out his inventory from the top of Chen Xiaotang's bed and -------- it into ~ people magazine "Dragon ~ Haw Par", and looked hard at it.

………

The sky was getting brighter, Chen Xiaotang was pierced by a ray of sunshine, looking at the manuscript he had rushed out, he couldn't help but feel proud, talent, look, he wrote three or four thousand words in just one night.

Yawning and stretching, Chen Xiaotang turned around, but saw his father Chen Fugui lying on his bed, with "Dragon ~ Tiger and Leopard" covering his face, snoring super beautifully.

Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but laugh, and felt very warm and happy, when you are tired, when you are bitter, to be able to have someone by your side, that is a kind of comfort, support and encouragement!

Looking at Lao Dou on the bed again, the sideburns have gray hair, and the aging lines on the hands are as deep as knife carvings, but these hands support the whole family and feed themselves.

These hands are monuments, and they have written too much bitterness and tiredness!

These hands are pillars that hold up a piece of heaven for children!

…….

In his sleep, Chen Fugui couldn't help but habitually scratch his crotch with his hand, clicked his mouth, and then turned over, and the magazine slipped off his face----

Afraid that this would wake him up, Chen Xiaotang hurriedly reached out and picked up the slippery magazine......

That Chen Fugui woke up first.

"Aha, it's dawn------ so soon?!" Chen Fugui yawned. Then he saw his son holding his share of the erotic ~ erotic magazine in his hand, and the beautiful woman on the cover of the magazine ~ naked ~ was still salivaing on the exposed waves-------

"Ah Tang, you are ....... don't learn from your dad to be hungry! You're still young, why are you looking at this thing? What a physical injury! ”

Chen Xiaotang was dumbfounded.

Could it be that this is the legendary "you can't live if you don't get salty and wet?" ”

This dad's imagination is too rich!

"Also, don't look at it so secretly in the future! If you want to see it, you just need to tell me, you said I would give it to you, I won't give it to you, you are my son, of course I will give it to you! ”

Chen Xiaotang was surprised: Is this Tang Seng or Dad?!

Seeing that his son was stunned, Chen Fugui twisted his ass and got off the bed, snatched the magazine and said: "But remember, you can see it, don't kiss it with your mouth, ------ smell of my Hong Kong feet, you don't dislike it!" ”

Chen Xiaotang, vomit!

Chen Fugui stretched out his arm, "Okay, I'm going to report to your mother, I can pee all night, she will definitely scold me to death again!" ”

Seeing his father muttering and leaving, Chen Xiaotang shook his head, suddenly remembered something, and said, "I won't eat breakfast, I want to rush back to the TV station!" ”

……………

After washing up in a hurry, Chen Xiaotang came outside and looked at his watch, time was pressing, due to the rewriting of the script by the crew of "New Dragon Babu", Chen Xiaotang's role was greatly changed, and it was impossible for him to have his role today. And the filming of "Shooting the Condor" on the wireless side is nearing the end, and I have to go to the filming of the finale scene today, so I must not be late.

When I got out of the tea restaurant, I happened to see the motorcycle I used to buy vegetables, so Chen Xiaotang shouted to the house: "I rode the bicycle away----- hurry!" ”

Putting on the helmet, Chen Xiaotang said in his heart, the car can't drive, this thing is always fine!

As soon as I put the gas pedal, the motorcycle "swished" out.

Ten minutes later, Chen Xiaotang drove to the gate of the radio station on the radio road, and saw a few sneaky-looking reporters guarding the door, not knowing what to do.

Chen Xiaotang shook his head, and said in his heart, he must have come to interview which bastard again, envy!

No matter how emotional, hey, it's not easy to be a reporter. Wake up earlier than the chickens and sleep later than the dogs, no wonder it's called the paparazzi.

As he rode his motorcycle, he waved at these people in a playful way, and said, "Hello, you guys are waiting!"

But when those reporters saw him, they suddenly went crazy, ran over together, and shouted, "Are you Mr. Chen Xiaotang?" ”

"Hello, isn't it Chen Xiaotang? Can I interview you? ”

"Mr. Chen, please stop---!"

……

Chen Xiaotang was stunned, what's the matter, could it be that "bastard" is me?!

It can't be?!!

Although I play Ouyang Ke, I won't become popular so soon, right----?!!

Oooh!!

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