Chapter 5: The Troublesome Doorman [Urgent Need for Collection and Recommendation Tickets]
With full regret, I looked here and there, took the opportunity to rub a few handfuls of oil, and soon, in less than an hour, Zhang Yang walked to the school.
"Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang......"
Zhang Yang, who was going to climb over the fence, still decided to go to the gate openly, and at this time, it was easy to be misunderstood by the security guards and beat up.
"What are you shouting? I've been waiting for you for almost an hour, and I heard that you went to the provincial capital to work in the summer vacation? A thin, bespectacled old man walked out of the guard's room in his trousers.
"Hey, Uncle Wang! yes, yes...... It's just to get a salary, so it's a few days late, Uncle Wang, are you having a good time this summer? ”
Zhang Yang flattered the old man with a sneer, although Zhang Yang didn't like to speak, but he didn't dare to be disrespectful to this old man who was a gatekeeper.
"What's so pleasant, lonely ......"
The old man sighed and opened the iron door, the hinge of the iron door made a worrying friction sound, this sound has been heard for several years, he doesn't understand why the old man has not dealt with it, just a simple matter of dropping a few drops of oil, and there is more waste engine oil in a motorcycle repair shop next to it.
"Hehe, Uncle Wang, it's time to find a wife." Zhang Yang perfunctorily bowed his head and walked inside, this old man's wife died early, lonely and lonely, he likes to hold the students to talk about his knees when he has nothing to do, and even talk at night, and Zhang Yang is one of the frequent victims, the most depressing thing is that he has to accompany the smiling face to listen to the old man talk about the revolutionary history of "thinking about the beginning".
"Hehe, I have a goal......" Speaking of his wife, the listless old man suddenly became bright.
"Oh, got it?" Zhang Yang had to stop, this old man must not be offended, if he left when he was talking, it was estimated that this old man would hate him for the rest of his life.
"Yes, yes, Professor Li, who teaches Chinese, is dead." The old man said happily.
"Professor Li is dead?" Zhang Yang knew Professor Li, but he really couldn't think of what Professor Li's death had to do with the old man's wife?
"Hehe, his wife is about the same age as me......" The old man heard Zhang Yang's doubts and said shyly.
"Ahem......" Zhang Yang was speechless.
"Hey, hey." The old man also seemed a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: "You go to bed early, you are tired from taking the train for several hours, by the way, why did you come so late?" A female classmate in the second grade who took a ride with you has already arrived. ”
"Oh...... Anyway, it's fine, I came on foot. ”
Zhang Yang suddenly felt like he had been amnestied, and he had already guessed that the girl had already returned to school, otherwise, the old man would not have said that he had been waiting for him for a long time, and the girl would definitely tell the old man that he was also here.
"Ah...... Uncle Wang? ”
The old man's arm blocked Zhang Yang, Zhang Yang couldn't help but be stunned, and stood up stiffly.
"That girl is good, why don't you chase it?" The old man asked.
"Ahem...... I don't even know her......" Zhang Yang secretly scolded this dead old man for messing around with mandarin ducks.
"I don't know her, so why did she ask me to tell you that she was looking for you?" The old man's eyes were fixed on him, and he asked suspiciously.
"Oh...... My money...... Something was forgotten with her. Zhang Yang pretended to pat his head and said.
"That's right. Then you go to bed early, remember, don't do those voyeuristic things next time, it's a shame, it's better to find a girlfriend seriously, man, at your age, there is a need. The old man said meaningfully.
"En, thank you Uncle Wang for your concern, good night Uncle Wang, I'm going to sleep." Zhang Yang waited for the old man's hand to let go, and immediately fled.
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"Hey, what a good child, in order to save a little taxi fare, I actually walked for an hour, but unfortunately, I was a little timid, and other girls obviously like you, and I don't dare to chase you, but I don't do my job all day long, what kind of peeping, you peep and peep, what are you doing on the Internet? Now things are getting bigger, expelled from school, stay in school to check...... Hehe, this kid is quite smart, he actually knows how to peep into the girls' dormitory with a digital camera, why didn't I think of pinching it when I was young? ”
Looking at Zhang Yang's disappearing back, the old man muttered in his mouth, regret and annoyance on his face for a while, and finally, with a sigh, he slowly walked into the guard room with his back and hands, and began to think about how to pursue Professor Li's wife.
The door of the dormitory was open and spoken, this old man was not as good at talking as Uncle Wang.
The men's dormitory is very heavy in the night, and the light bulbs on the corridor are particularly dim in the darkness before dawn, Zhang Yang slipped lightly to the fifth floor, his dormitory is on the fifth floor, and it is also the highest floor, ventilated and sunny, and there is a relaxed and pleasant realm of climbing high and looking far away, Zhang Yang has spent a few happy years here.
It was on this fifth floor that he secretly took thousands of photos in the past few years, and the target characters were all the beauties in the girls' dormitory building behind......
Fortunately for Zhang Yang, the door of room 512 was open because of the hot weather, and in fact, because of the hot weather, many rooms would be open for ventilation at night.
Zhang Yang walked into the room lightly and climbed into his bed, the bed is still the same as when he left, there is a mattress on the bed, touch it with his hands, feel a lot of dust, but Zhang Yang can't care about it anymore and lie down, at this time, if you wake up your roommate with cleaning and hygiene, there is a danger of being beaten into the last eunuch in China.
In a daze, Zhang Yang thought of the sharp serrated dagger dripping with blood, as well as the smooth and tender white skin, the delicate face like a flower, and the soft warmth...... In my head, I recalled what happened on the train like a movie, and finally, my mind was occupied by Uncle Wang's orange peel face, slowly, bigger and bigger, bigger and bigger, like a fried pancake......
Finally, Zhang Yang fell asleep with drooling, he was too tired.
It seemed that for a moment, or just a short moment, Zhang Yang was woken up by a noisy sound, and when he opened his fluffy eyes, he saw that his roommates were washing their faces and gargling and making the bed in the fog.
"What are you doing?" Zhang Yang sat up in a daze and asked.
"Hmm...... Our prince is back......" a guy ran out of the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth. [Don't forget to vote for the collection]