Chapter 169. Realistic version of "Driver Boss"

said that just when Chen Xiaotang and Guan Zhilin were about to be confused, someone suddenly shouted outside, but it turned out to be Guan Zhilin's mother who usually took care of Guan Zhilin's diet and daily life.

At this moment, Guan Mu was still chattering while entering the door: "Arlene, why don't you close this door tightly, beware of thieves coming in, the current security is very bad, you, always be so careless, always make me upset." ”

"Ah, what then?" At this time, Chen Xiaotang was about to go crazy with depression, and it was really lucky and unfortunate that all fell on him.

"Hurry up and hide, my mom is coming in!" Guan Zhilin urged him.

"Oh, where are you hiding?" Chen Xiaotang came out naked.

"Ahh

"Ah, I'm sorry-" Chen Xiaotang hurriedly retracted again, scrambled in the quilt for a while, put on the super tight sportswear, and then crawled out.

"Hide in the closet next to you!" Guan Zhilin pointed to the large wardrobe next to her.

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly jumped out of bed and got in.

"Your shoes!"

"Oh." Chen Xiaotang seemed to be a thief and got out again, just picking up his shoes.

But I heard a few bangs, and someone knocked on the door.

It's too late.

Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to get into the quilt again.

Guan Zhilin was dumbfounded.

………… As soon as Chen Xiaotang retracted his head into the quilt, Guan Mu pushed the door and walked in, nagging: "Arlene, how did you do it?" I'm not coming back for a day, and you're making a mess of the house! Oh, look at you, even the bed is a mess - you can't get up yet, what are you doing? Little lazy cat! As he spoke, he was about to clean up the quilt.

"Ah, no need, Mom, I'll clean it up myself later, you better cook for me!" Guan Zhilin was startled, pretended to yawn, and stretched.

"What, are you sleepy?" Guan Muhu looked at her daughter suspiciously. "I remember you haven't been filming much these days."

"I didn't film, but I read the script too late!" Guan Zhilin lied.

Guan's mother glanced at her daughter again, and suddenly said, "Why don't you sleep without pajamas?" ”

"Huh?" Guan Zhilin realized that her upper body was almost bare~ slippery, that villain was really ...... "I...... That, the quality of the pajamas is not good, and it is uncomfortable to wear, hehe! Kwan knew her smile must be dry.

In the bed, Chen Xiaotang scratched the palms of her feet, which means that you can't even lie, are you ashamed? !

"Giggles!" Guan Zhilin couldn't help but laugh out loud. The quilt kicked Chen Xiaotang fiercely.

Chen Xiaotang covered his mouth, tried his best to endure the pain, and did not make a sound.

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years!

Looking at her daughter's smirk, Guan Mu was even more puzzled, "No, you have never liked to sleep naked...... Is there something uncomfortable? "I can't help but go up and check it outβ€”"Ah, don't come here!" Guan Zhilin suddenly screamed.

Guan Mu was taken aback, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"Me, me, you, you ......"

"What, I'm you, I'm yours, I just want to touch your head, is it fever?" Guan Mu said with concern.

Guan Zhilin is in a hurry, what should I do?

Suddenly, I felt that there was something in the quilt ~ quite sensitive buttocks ~ groove, and when I touched it, it was hot!

She swished, and her face turned red. The body temperature rises suddenly.

Guan Mu touched her daughter's forehead when she saw it, "Ah, it's so hot, Arlene, you ** have a fever, I'll just say, how can you talk nonsense if you don't have a fever!" ”

At this moment, Guan Zhilin was completely stupid and covered in the quilt. The villain in the bed still refused to be honest, and even rubbed back and forth inside...... "I, ah...... It's all right......"

"How can it be okay, you lie down, I'll go get you some medicine...... It's really heartbreaking, but don't get seriously ill! Guan Mu chattered and walked out.

As soon as she walked out of the door, Guan Zhilin was very unceremoniously pinched by the big color ~ wolf who was messed up by me.

"Oh-" Someone covered their mouths, holding back the pain.

Guan Zhilin's beautiful eyes glared, "You deserve it!" ”

"But I'm ...... I'm here to help you, too. Chen Xiaotang quibbled with a bitter face.

"Help you get up!"

"Otherwise, how would your body temperature rise? Why is your mother willing to leave? Miss, you have to find out my painstaking efforts! ”

"I understand, do you want me to give you a few more rewards?" "No need, no need!"...... Chen Xiaotang waved his hand hurriedly. If only you understood my good intentions. ”

After a while, he said: "This place is not suitable for a long time, I think I have to go out through the back door." ”

Guan Zhilin glared at him with big eyes that were enough to fascinate people and not pay for their lives: "Then why don't you hurry up?!" ”

"Ahh There will be a farewell for a thousand miles, girl, take care! Chen Xiaotang hugged his fists, then picked up his shoes, lightly "slipped out" very ungenerously.

He was very careful when he slipped away, he didn't want to see a scandal like "A certain star appeared from Guan Zhilin's boudoir" on the front page of the newspaper, not just for himself, but to maintain Guan Zhilin's reputation, because he felt that as a man, he should have a strong sense of responsibility.

In the bedroom, Guan Zhilin didn't sleep since Chen Xiaotang left, pretended to eat the pills her mother frought, and then lay on the bed, but she was a little soft all over, and she didn't even bother to move her fingers, so she kept lying quietly, and Guan Zhi's mother was still busy with a rich breakfast outside. I don't know what kind of amorous my daughter has just experienced.

With a leisurely sigh, Guan Zhilin finally lifted the quilt and sat up on the bed.

The cloud-like hair, black and soft, like a waterfall scattered behind the shoulders, the proud and tall twin peaks are slightly undulating, and the slender willow waist is matched with the full and plump snow ~ buttocks and slender and round jade ~ legs, like the heavenly palace fairy who falls into the world, beautiful and moving, bathed in the golden sun, it makes her body seem to be shrouded in a layer of holy brilliance. Na Li's stunning appearance, that charming and delicate expression, is not beautiful, and there is no place that does not make people's hearts shake.

Guan Zhilin turned her dark, watery eyes, looking at her proud delicate body, which seemed to have a faint smell of tobacco on the man's body. I couldn't help but flash the scene of the gloomy ~ soul before in my mind, and I really didn't know what kind of scene it would be if he continued, and when I thought of this shameful place, my cheeks suddenly burned like fire, and a layer of rouge-like pink floated. The heart said, is it possible, I really like him?!

Ah, this scoundrel!

Leaving Guan Zhilin's home, Chen Xiaotang didn't have time to rush back to his house for breakfast, and wanted to go straight to his own set, he still had a lot of scenes to shoot today.

The driver saw that he was wearing a very mismatched sportswear, with short sleeves and pants, exposing his arms and calves, as if he had put a child's suit on his body, and he looked strange, and thought he was coming out of Qingshan Mental Hospital, and several of them didn't dare to stop.

Helpless, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to endure his surname and continue to stop the car on the side of the road.

Fortunately, not all drivers are timid, a car stopped, Chen Xiaotang got into the car, and said, "Go to Qingshuiwan-"

The driver has a long beard and a face like a shoehorn, similar to the Hong Kong star "Wu ~ Yaohan". The driver was very gossipy and asked, "Hey, man, what's wrong with you?" Robbed? ”

"Oh, no." Chen Xiaotang also knew that he was dressed too differently.

"That's what happened - is it that you are dating a woman and being bumped into by someone's husband?"

Pick, this driver's imagination is too rich.

"How is that possible? Don't talk nonsense! ”

"Ha, what do you mean I don't talk nonsense, I've been driving a taxi for more than ten years, I haven't seen any kind of people, you look at you, unkempt, you don't dress up well, especially this dress - it's obviously a woman's. A big man doesn't wear his own clothes, but wears a set of women's, are you funny? ”

"You're funny!"

"That's right, since you're not funny, then something must be wrong, ** or a woman!"

"I've convinced you, big guy - even if you guessed right, okay, drive well!"

"Don't worry, I've been driving for more than ten years, and the technical aspect is first-class, even with my eyes closed! - Is that woman beautiful? ”

"Why do you ask so much?"

"Don't be angry, I also want to exchange experiences with you!"

"Oh, do you mean you're a fellow believer?" Chen Xiaotang looked at this unattractive driver boss suspiciously.

The driver stroked his beard, which he thought was very surnamed, and said, "You may not believe it, don't look at me as a little frustrated than you, but I am very good at women-" This driver boss obviously belongs to the type that likes to talk a lot. "I think when I was young, I was very handsome, and I was called the 'invincible little prince in love'!"

"Ahem!!" For this terrible nickname, Chen Xiaotang only felt an indescribable nausea.

"Did you not sleep well last night and caught a cold?" The driver took a tissue very warmly and handed it to Chen Xiaotang, "Take it easy, young man, the body is the capital of picking up girls, and only with a good body can you crisscross the flower field, and smile proudly among the flowers-who said it, life is endless, pickling girls is not stopping, pickling girls first, friendship is second...... Let me tell you, my first girlfriend met when I was in elementary school, when she was in the second grade of elementary school, and I was in the third grade of elementary school...... I met my second girlfriend when I was in high school, and I ...... at that time."

Chen Xiaotang really wanted to vomit.

This driver boss has the potential to be a "Tang monk", and Rory is so long-winded that he is simply annoying to death.

"Big guy, can you stop talking, I'm dizzy-oh, it's not that I hear you dizzy, as you said, I didn't sleep well last night, I had a cold, ah!" Chen Xiaotang pretended to sneeze. Hopefully this will shut up for the driver boss.

The driver shook his head and said earnestly: "Look, I guessed correctly, right?" To say that you are in poor health is to be in poor health! Young people, pay more attention - do you want paper? ”

"Oh, one more, thank you!" Chen Xiaotang took the paper and wiped his face.

"Oh, no thanks, I brought these papers with me to the public toilet anyway...... You know. A lot of public toilets are paperless, especially those of us who run around, and when we have an internal emergency, we can get into trouble - hey, why did your face become so ugly? Oh yes, you said you had a cold......"

At this moment, Chen Xiaotang suddenly had the urge to strangle this guy.

"Thankfully, you met me. Young man, if you were like you, no one would want to take you...... It's not me who bragging, throwing you out on the street, I'm sure no one will bother you......"

Seeing that the driver was going to continue, Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said: "Okay, big guy, stop - it looks like I have to tell you the truth, in fact, you can see what I am doing by looking at my dress......" Chen Xiaotang had to explain, so as not to be regarded as garbage that no one wants.

"You? - Aren't you really crazy? ”

"Have you ever seen a crazy guy as handsome as me?"

"Why haven't you seen it? I've watched Zhou Runfa's "The True Story of the Crazy Guy", he is handsome enough, isn't he still a madman! ”

Chen Xiaotang was almost speechless, and the driver didn't know which school he graduated from, "Ahem, guess again-"

"You ......" the driver looked at Chen Xiaotang, "It's a little familiar." ”

Chen Xiaotang was happy, "That's right, think about it again, where have you seen it?" ”

The driver boss touched his head, "In addition to soliciting customers on this street, I only have Chi ~ Zhu Prison, are you - young age, why do you commit a crime?" ”

Chen Xiaotang was completely speechless, this driver boss is not easy to save.

Fortunately, it was already on the set of Qingshuiwan at this time.

Chen Xiaotang said: "Big guy, get off here!" ”

The driver pulls the car over.

Chen Xiaotang touched his body and suddenly realized that he didn't have a penny!

The driver seemed to see his embarrassed appearance, so he smiled and said, "Forget it, brother, the rivers and lakes are in emergency." ”

"No, I ...... Wait a minute, I'll borrow you some! ”

"Forget it, it's just a dozen dollars - but in the future, you have to change your life and become a new person, look at the new one, you don't even have a little money, this is not good!"

Chen Xiaotang smiled bitterly, he really thought of himself as an unlucky ghost who had just been released from prison.

"No, listen to me, don't get me wrong, I reallyβ€”"

"Ann, Ann, I won't laugh at you!" The driver waved his hand generously, "I said, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, I am a very enthusiastic person!" ”

Chen Xiaotang was even more speechless.

(To be continued)