Time is like a cigarette, a pack looks like a lot, and when you smoke it, it's gone.

The five-day holiday was like a blink of an eye for the doctors and nurses of the five departments of emergency surgery, and when they looked at it again, they were already on the tourist bus on the way back.

In retrospect, in the past five days, the only thing that left an impression on the doctors and nurses of the five departments of emergency surgery was that there was a heifer swaying in front of them.

Hou Pi Gu and Yang Wei also sat in the car, and they also sat in two adjacent positions as when they came. Others came to Chaoshan to play crazy for five days, but they came to Chaoshan and lay in bed for five days.

But fortunately, it was only five days, not a lifetime, they saved their lives, and they were very lucky to leave no sequelae. It is important to know that after fish bile poisoning, the most susceptible organ is the kidneys, and people who suffer from uremia due to fish bile poisoning abound.

A man's kidney is closely related to a man's* , and if there is a problem with this kidney, then it will be fine!

It is often said in advertisements that if a woman has a good kidney, a man should not want to run, but if a man has a bad kidney, a woman can only run with others.

At this time, the hearts of these two brothers and sisters who have experienced hardships together are touched by him, and they must have accumulated virtue in their previous lives, which allowed them to pick up a small life......

"Viagra, we're fine, let's go home!" Hou Pi Gu said excitedly.

"yes, finally home!" Yang Wei nodded with emotion, this time and again, it was really like a world away.

"Viagra, I'm sorry for you, if it weren't for my gullibility, it wouldn't have affected you!" Hou Pigu looked at Yang Wei guiltily.

"Forget it, the matter has passed, not to mention that you didn't force me to drink that medicine at the beginning, I just had to make up for it myself! I don't blame you, don't take it to heart. Yang Wei waved his hand.

"Viagra, I won't believe in those damn bullshit remedies anymore! I'll settle accounts with the damn barefoot doctor when I get back! Hou Pigu said angrily.

The man sitting behind them didn't like to hear this, and opened his mouth and said, "Doctor Hou, you can't say that!" It is the home remedies that harm you, and the ones who save you are also home remedies. So the crux of the matter is not the formula, but the person who uses it. If the recipe is used well, the poison may become a elixir, and if the recipe is not used well, the elixir will also become arsenic. ”

When the two of them heard this, their faces were embarrassed, and when they turned around, they found that the person sitting behind the two of them was the spicy and sharp Assistant Lin, and next to Assistant Lin was sitting Gu Feng.

Seeing Gu Feng, the expressions of the two of them were a little embarrassed, and they hesitated for a while before they spoke, but it was no longer "Hey" or "that and who", or "Gu Feng's classmate", but with respectful titles: "Doctor Gu Feng!" ”

Gu Feng was originally not uncommon to deal with these two people, and he didn't bother to participate in any debate between Lin Zixuan and them, but since they took the initiative to say hello, and their attitude was obviously respectful, the so-called reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, if they didn't bird people, they would be a little too much, so he put away his indifferent expression, nodded kindly, and asked casually: "Are the two of you better?" ”

"Thank you Dr. Gu Feng for your concern, thanks to you, we have finally made great strides, nothing happens!" Houpi Valley Road.

"Yes, thank you, Dr. Gu Feng, for saving us both!" Yang Wei also said gratefully.

"It's nothing, it's just a gesture!" Gu Feng replied lightly, and then said: "Actually, although that fish gall recipe has hurt you a lot, it is not that it has left you benefits?" ”

"Benefits?" Both of them were stunned.

"The beanie on your face has faded a lot!" Gu Feng reminded lightly.

The two subconsciously touched their faces, but no, it turned out that their uneven faces felt much smoother than usual, touching their faces, the two of them had mixed feelings again, and they worked hard, and almost lost their old lives, and this Doudou was finally cured.

"However, there is one thing I have to remind you, although this recipe has a little effect, it is a symptom rather than a cure, and the root cause of you is the imbalance of yin and yang in the body......" Gu Feng said and paused, turning his gaze to Lin Zixuan.

Lin Zixuan glared at him, which obviously meant to say, what do you want me to do? What's the matter with me? I'm not out of tune!

Gu Feng ignored her, but continued to say to the two of them: "To put it bluntly, you just lack the nourishment of a woman, so you will grow beans!" ”

Hou Bigu and Yang Weiwei were embarrassed, squeaked and couldn't speak.

"So, don't be too picky, you two are not small, even if it's a female duck, catch it and make it a pair!"

Gu Feng's meaning Hou Bigu and Yang Wei both understand, no matter whether it is good or bad, beautiful or ugly, as long as it is a woman, make do with it, otherwise this yin and yang will be out of balance! But the mother duck ...... Isn't that too improvised?

"Yes, Doctor Hou, Doctor Yang, I also think that what Dr. Gu Feng said is a little reasonable, you should really talk about girlfriends!" Lin Zixuan even agreed very much.

Hou Bigu finally opened his mouth, "Assistant Lin ......"

"What's the matter?"

"Do you have anything to do when you go back tonight, if you're okay, will you accompany me to the movies?" Hou Bigu's shy and shy and cowardly way.

Good guy, you really know how to take advantage of opportunities, and this is a snake with a stick. Gu Feng secretly wrote a word!

Lin Zixuan's eyes widened, and he was stunned for a while before he said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to see Dean Zhou with Dr. Gu Feng tonight." ”

"It's okay, it's not too late for Dean Zhou to go back tomorrow, anyway, there's no urgency!" Gu Feng ignored Lin Zixuan's vicious gaze that could kill people one by one, but he still had an extremely kind tone, "Assistant Lin, you're not too young, it's time to think about personal problems, don't be too picky......" said and glanced at Hou Bigu again, and then the same tone was exactly the same, "Even if it's a duck, you can catch it and make a pair!" ”

Hou Bigu's voice, and the way he is now prodding his neck, isn't that a live duck?

Lin Zixuan was so angry that he almost vomited blood on the spot, and immediately stepped on Gu Feng with his feet wearing high heels, who would have thought that people had already prepared, and stepped on not only one foot, but his own foot was stepped on by the other party.

Hou Bigu saw that the two of them were silent, and Assistant Lin's pretty face was long, so he turned his head in amusement.

Behind, a pair of men and women are fighting to the death in secret, you step on me, I step on you, and they are very happy, and Yan Xinyue, who was sitting on the other side of the aisle, squinted at this scene, and there was a burst of anger.

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The next day, the doctors and nurses who had rested for the night went back to the hospital in a trance, but they all looked listless, as if their souls were still lost in Chaoshan and not brought back.

However, when everyone entered the office of the Fifth Department of Emergency Surgery, their spirits were shocked, yes, it was a shock and not a shock. For they found the Dean sitting there with a gloomy face.

By the time all the people who were supposed to arrive in the five departments had arrived, it was already half past ten.

Dean Zhou, who had been sitting for more than two hours, finally slapped the table and roared like a beast.

"Are you a student or a doctor? Is this the five departments of emergency surgery or a nursing home? If there were a sick person waiting for you to save their lives, how many times would they have died at this point? ”

We don't have no patients! Everyone muttered in their hearts.

"I came here today, originally just thinking of announcing a notice, saying two words and leaving, but you see, how many o'clock is now, my whole morning's work has been delayed by you......" Dean Zhou crackled and started a fire, "If it is in normal times, you will all be punished, deduct bonuses, and the whole hospital will be criticized, how uncomfortable and how to rectify you, but for the sake of you just came back from studying in the field yesterday, I will spare you for the time being, but if there is a next time, see how I clean you up." ”

The people of the five departments of emergency surgery were all silent, and they all hung their heads.

"You haven't been too lazy for too long, and if you don't bother to do so, you'll all be paralyzed, look at your mental outlook now, that waste wood, doctor? Hmph, it's almost the same to let someone else heal! Dean Zhou paused, breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "However, from now on, if you want to live such a leisurely and wandering life, there is no door, let me tell you one thing, from today on, the five departments of emergency surgery will participate in the night shift of the emergency department of the affiliated hospital, participate in the 120 car, after the elevator is completely completed in a few days, you will be listed in the emergency hall, and then you still want to be lazy, I'm afraid there is no time to go to the toilet!" ”

Dean Zhou stood up as he spoke, brushed his sleeves and left, but when he arrived at the door, he turned his head and swept the group of people from the five departments of emergency surgery, and then said: "I forgot to say one more thing, I have recently had menopause, and my temper is not ordinary!" But when I say this, I don't ask you to be cool, but to let everyone be careful, because if any of you stabs the leak and falls into my hands, I will definitely kill him! ”

Everyone looked at each other, and they couldn't make a sound for half a sound, a little hooligan had just emerged in the department, who would have thought that this old hooligan who had been in peace for many years would also come out to make a shock!

Now, it's over, it's completely over, it's really not a good life.

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It's night, and the emergency department is on the night shift.

The moon is charming, the stars are beautiful, such a romantic night really shouldn't be worth any night shift, but should go out to talk about love.

It's a pity that Gu Feng was called over from home by Yan Xinyue after dinner, and then she was pulled into the general duty room.

Gu Feng looked at her eager movements, thinking that she was going to stage an unglamorous but very violent SM again, who would have thought that she would throw herself a piece of information, which was a collection of test questions for the qualification examination of Chinese medicine practitioners over the years.

"You're going to take the exam in two days, so get a little tighter and do all these questions!" Yan Xinyue confessed lightly, and then she took care of herself and looked at her own clinical pharmacopoeia that was thicker than a brick.

Gu Feng flipped through the book of test questions, but after reading a few pages, he became depressed, such a simple test question is not the same as asking a college student to review the primary school textbook, although it is to review the old and learn the new, but let you keep revisiting one plus one equals how many, what else can you know besides knowing two?

If I knew that this was the case, I wouldn't answer the phone, and I would have a good battle with Shi Yurou at home, you know, Sister Su Man'er is difficult to get on a bad trip!

Although Gu Feng was very depressed, when he saw the glittering iron ring ruler placed by Teacher Yan next to the book, he didn't dare to complain, so he could only honestly make a question set.

The two phones on the table that directly connected to the 120 rescue center had been quiet, as if they didn't want to disturb the dog man and woman...... No, this is for teachers and students!

However, this kind of quiet is not equal to a good thing, because if you are okay in the first half of the night, you may not be safe in the second half of the night.

Twelve o'clock was approaching, and Yan Xinyue, who was only convenient for dinner, felt hungry, so she was ready to beckon Gu Feng to go to supper and let others guard the phone.

"Bell-" The phone rang, at the moment when the two were most caught off guard.

Yan Xinyue's expression tightened, and she picked up the phone and said, "Hey, the five departments of the affiliated medical emergency surgery." ”

"We are here at the 120 Receiving Center, just now a family member called, saying that his lover had sudden sexual death, and now his breathing has stopped for two minutes, please immediately send a car to No. 33 XX Villa District!"

"Roger!" As soon as Yan Xinyue put down the phone, she immediately said to Gu Feng: "Something's wrong, hurry, copy the guy and follow me!" ”

Gu Feng couldn't cry or laugh when he heard this, Yan Xinyue's tone was on par with his younger brothers......