Chapter 53: Undressing

Write and write, or feel that the state of two more every day is better, in order to ensure quality, the panda is still a painful decision, two more a day is good, maybe when you encounter something worth celebrating, there will be a small outbreak, but the outbreak will not last, two days before the shelves have given the panda too many lessons, the panda can't afford to hurt!

But if you look closely, the brothers and sisters should be able to perceive that every chapter update on the panda shelves is at least one hundred and eight more than the prescribed 3000 words, and the highest is even 400 words more, such as the previous chapter, and this chapter also has more than 200 words, which is the only compensation that the panda can do in the details, so, the panda cheekily asks for a monthly ticket, and now the competition in the monthly ticket list is becoming more and more fierce, the sixth to the tenth is only a few votes, maybe it is sixth now, the next moment is the tenth, the panda is also up and down today, The highest sixth, the lowest eighth, so trembling, I really can't afford to be sad, brothers and sisters, the panda can only count on you! I'm ashamed to ask for a monthly pass.

On the morning of the next day, the sun was shining, the autumn breeze was cool, the National Day holiday had not yet passed, and the streets of North China were full of tourists.

The competent man straddles the bicycle, kicks the ground with both feet, and waits for the red light.

yawned, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and muttered, "There are a lot of people, traffic jams, and it shouldn't be my fault that I'm half an hour late!" ”

Last night, the Shangshangren entered the study space for the second time, but retreated in a coma for the second time in a row, as a user of the "Decathlon", he was actually overshadowed twice by the things he used, which was like eating a delicious grilled fish, but was stuck by a fish bone, not ordinary bad luck.

I woke up from bed, tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, the computer was taken by my dad to study, and I never returned it, and I don't know if my dad found those hundreds of G love action movies?

Without a computer, Shangguan can only wear headphones and play PSP for half a night, and when the power goes out, he looks at PSP in a daze and thinks of Xiang Beibei. Finally fell asleep holding the PSP.

When I woke up again, it was 9:50 in the morning, and when I remembered that I had an appointment with Xu Jingru, Shangguan Nengren shouted, 'It's over', didn't bother brushing his teeth and washing his face, didn't eat, and went out with his clothes indiscriminately.

It was too late, but during the National Day holiday, there were many tourists from other places, and the traffic jam on the road was serious.

On the way, Xu Jingru had already sent a few text messages, and when she learned that Shangguan was in a traffic jam, she sent the last text message viciously: Don't worry! I'm not going to show mercy!

Shangguan Nengren's careful liver was pounding, if it weren't for the more serious consequences of escaping, he would have run away a long time ago.

At 10:35, Shangguan finally came to the door of the Bagua Martial Arts Hall.

Looking at this two-story house of more than 100 square meters, there is a plaque hanging above the door, which reads: Bagua Martial Arts Hall, four big golden characters that have faded, and couplets are still hanging on both sides of the door.

Shanglian is: the revitalization of Chinese martial arts; The next link is: to promote the righteousness of the nation.

Competent man: "......"

Shangguan can wipe the cold sweat, how does this place look like a charlatan who sells dog skin plasters, and he will become a generation of grandmasters if he makes a faΓ§ade.

Shangguan was hesitant to go in? How unreliable this place is, there is not even a person at the door, and the seven-handed Alto on the left is quite eye-catching.

"Alas! Since ancient times, who has not died, who has not died, who has not gone to hell if I do not go to hell? Holding the belief that he would die, Shangguan was able to lock his bicycle, and stepped into the small courtyard of the martial arts hall.

Walk through the small courtyard and step into the main hall, which is a relatively spacious martial arts hall, with weapon racks on both sides, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks, whips, hammers, and ...... There is everything, and there is a big gossip map hanging on the wall in the center, which is quite imposing, but there is no one in sight.

"Anyone?" Shangguan Nengren shouted.

"It's coming, it's coming." A small door to the left of the main hall opened, and inside a middle-aged man came out, carrying his pants and belting.

The middle-aged man was wearing a bright yellow practice uniform, one meter eight tall, with a Chinese face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, if it weren't for the too obscene actions at this time, he would be a hero full of righteousness.

Competent man: "......"

"Who are you?" The middle-aged man fastened his trouser belt and burped, and the smell of leek and egg filling came to his face, and the smoked Shangguan almost fainted.

"I ...... I'm looking for someone. "I took seven or eight steps back, widened the distance between me and the middle-aged man, and almost threw up my dinner.

"Oh?" The middle-aged man looked at the competent man absently, stuffed his fingers into his mouth, and pulled out half of the leeks from between his teeth.

"Spit ~~ Look at you like a monkey, you must be a capable person!"

"Uh...... Do you know me? "Shangguan people don't remember knowing this kind of perversion.

"I don't know." The middle-aged man burped again, and said with a smile: "But my niece knows you, and the person she texted just now is you!" ”

"Your niece? Could it be ......?"

"Bastard!" A trembling roar came from outside the door, Xu Jingru was wearing a red practice uniform, rushed over violently, grabbed the collar of the competent person, and scolded: "Actually made me wait for more than half an hour!" How daring! Do you want to die? ”

The spittle was sprayed on the face, and the Shangguan people didn't dare to reach out to wipe it, crying and mourning: "Sister, I don't want to either, but during the National Day holiday, there are too many tourists, and the road has been blocked, I really can't help it!" ”

"Excuses! It's all an excuse! You go out an hour early, and no matter how blocked you are, you won't be late! Xu Jingru smashed an iron head on the head of the competent person, and wanted to make the competent person suffer a little, but he didn't want it to happen.

"Ahh After the fierce collision, Xu Jingru covered her head and screamed in pain, but Shangguan was able to do nothing, but her head was a little red.

"Uh......" Shangguan touched his head: "Sister, are you okay?" ”

Xu Jingru raised her head, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes: "You...... You wait for me! I won't let you go! ”

"Yo?" The middle-aged man on the side looked at this scene with great interest, and said in his heart: Although Jingru has never practiced iron head skills, her head is harder than bricks, this kid can actually withstand it? Not only that, he is fine, but Yuyuan shed tears in pain, this kid has practiced iron head skills?

It was the first time for Shangguan to see Xu Jingru shed tears, and he couldn't help but panic and said: "Sister, I didn't mean it, I really didn't mean it......"

"Shut up!" Xu Jingru wiped her tears, stood up straight, and pointed to the changing room on the right: "There are practice clothes inside, go change them!" ”

"This ...... No need for it! I'll do it. "The functional person is wearing sportswear today, which does not affect the movement.

Xu Jingru glared at Shangguan: "Since you're ready, let's start!" ”

"Uh...... What to start? Although I knew that Xu Jingru was probably going to use herself as a sparring partner, but the words were not on the surface, and the competent people would not take the initiative to be beaten stupidly.

"Pretending to be confused, huh?" Xu Jingru's face darkened, and she said with a dark smile: "It seems that if I don't give you something powerful, you won't know that my sister is a man!" ”

These words made Shangguan Capable Chrysanthemum tighten, and his hands were protected on his chest: "You...... What do you want? ”

"What? Hehe......" Xu Jingru sneered, and suddenly shouted: "you!" ”

When the words fell, Xu Jingru smashed a right hook into the face of the competent person, and the competent person retreated in fright: "Don't me!" Don't me! Help me! The police! There are hooligans who want to be strong x good boys! ”

"I'll let you talk nonsense! Desperate chain legs! Xu Jingru, the female hooligan, listened to the screams of the competent people, and couldn't help but blush, seeing that the competent people ran away, she immediately kicked the ground with one foot, and her body flew out obliquely, hitting her feet in a row, only to hear two snaps, and the competent people were hit by Xin Yuyuan's feet behind her back, and her body flew out with a swish.

C-level fists and kicks are really extraordinary.

Originally, a competent person had a D-level cultivation ability, and he could use some spells to overturn Xu Jingru at will, but he didn't dare to do so, and the secrets of the cultivators were only known to a few people at the top in the world, and the others who had seen the abilities of the cultivators were one of the same people, and the other was ...... It's the dead.

Don't think that cultivators don't kill people, killing people will only give cultivators an extra layer of karma, as long as they make more merit in the future, they can still offset it, so cultivators won't kill people 'easily', but if some people know what they shouldn't know, cultivators are more ruthless than anyone else, and they don't leave a way to live.

It's not that the ability of the Shangguan people is known to Xu Jingru, and if the Shangguan people don't kill her, it will be fine, if Xu Jingru knows that there are cultivators in the world, but she talks nonsense everywhere, then if other cultivators get the news, they will not leave this crazy woman who 'confuses the public'.

Therefore, Shangguan capable people would rather be beaten than let the people they value know their cultivation ability. In this way, the competent person has a cup.

The C-level punches and kicks are too powerful, two levels higher than the Shangguan people, the lethality of one punch and kick is huge, and the moves are varied, and they can't be prevented.

Ten minutes later, Shangguan Nengren was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and he lay on the ground and hummed.

Xu Jingru took a towel from the middle-aged man with a comfortable face, wiped the sweat on her face, and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I've played so well." ”

The middle-aged man said with a smile: "This kid's fist and foot kung fu is a little worse, but he has rough skin and thick flesh, and he has a strong ability to resist blows, so he is a good sparring partner." ”

Shangguan is full of bulls, is the E-level fist and foot kung fu very poor? Is it bad? Is it bad? Very ...... "Hmm." Although Xu Jingru didn't say it, he was still surprised in his heart, in his opinion, Shangguan Nengren's fist and foot kung fu is already very good at his age, and what is even more remarkable is his ability to resist hits, maybe his whole body is full of bones, and his fists hurt very much when he hits them, and at the same time he is beaten, he also hurts his opponent, and now Xu Jingru's fists are a little red and swollen, just for the sake of face, and he has not shown it.

"Boy, are you dead?" The middle-aged man walked over and patted the face of the functional man.

"If you find D-level martial arts, do you absorb them?"

It's not fists and feet, it's not a blade, it's a comprehensive martial arts! No way! Oh my God! You've finally opened your eyes!

Shangguan was shocked and ecstatic, and he said: "Absorb!" ”

"The absorption is successful, and the host obtains D-level martial arts."

D-level top-level martial arts, D-level fists and feet, D-level blades.

Shangguan Nengren instantly felt that his strength had made a qualitative leap, even if he fought against Xu Jingru, he would definitely not let her have the upper hand.

"Huh?" The middle-aged man was stunned, his brows furrowed, this kid doesn't seem to be the same.

Xu Jingru walked over, saw that Shangguan was motionless, and kicked lightly: "Can you still move?" ”

"Uh......" The competent man came back to his senses and moved his hands and feet a few times: "It should be ...... Active. ”

"Get up if you can, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead." Xu Jingru kicked him again, her face full of unhappiness.

Shangguan Nengren smiled bitterly, he remembered it, but his whole body was sore, and he couldn't exert his strength for the time being: "It's a little painful, can you let me slow down?" ”

Xu Jingru looked at Shangguan Nengren, saw that he was disheveled, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, he sighed lightly, turned around and walked out of the martial arts hall.

Seeing Xu Jingru leave like this, Shangguan Nengren wanted to cry: Sister, if you care about me, I won't die.

The middle-aged man saw Shangguan Nengren's crying face, smiled hehe, and patted him on the shoulder: "Boy, you are blessed." ”

After saying that, he got up and left.

Shangguan people wondered: Blessed? Blessed am I to be beaten like this? Look at my jokes, right?

was sulking, Xu Jingru came back.

Holding a bottle of medicinal wine in his hand, he came to Shangguan and sat down on his knees, looked at him, and said softly with a hint of crispness: "Take off your clothes!" ”

(To be continued)