Chapter 6 Digging the Toilet

These words between me and Zhang Qihu gave me two inspirations.

First of all, I should have thought of the trick of splitting the mountain, it is said that I have been a sword god for a long time, but I am far from knowing what this title means, every day is muddy, and I also don't understand the use of sword qi, this period of time its biggest role is to bully Duan Tianya, which has something to do with people's way of thinking, although I hold such a strong sword qi, I don't know how to use it flexibly, some people will take a hair dryer to blow the banknotes into a ball, take makeup remover to clean up the scotch tape, my brain is dead, If it weren't for the inspiration of insects, I really wouldn't have thought of splitting mountains.

Secondly, I really don't know how to explain to Zhang Qianhu, this is related to the upper limit of a person's ability to accept things, she doesn't believe that I don't blame her, just like she said, she has to believe my mother so that she won't let her lead the army, for example, your friends around you tell you that he is agarwood, you can treat him as a joke, but he really wants to buy a train ticket to Xi'an, and he has to give you a performance on the spot to split Huashan, which is not ridiculous at all, if the relationship is good, we have to lead him to the hospital to check his head, Because this is contrary to common sense.

Zhang Qianhu is probably feeling this way now, so she is very annoyed that her subordinates don't know the severity of delaying her time at this busy moment.

Seeing that she insisted on leaving, I jumped up in front of her and said, "What's wrong with you?" Don't forget, I'm from a mountain splitter. ”

Zhang Qihu wondered: "What do you say?" ”

"You don't even know the legend of the Sword God, do you? Isn't that black mountain that I cleaved? ”

Zhang Qianhu smiled: "You also said that it is a legend, and I admire the sword god very much, but how can the legendary things be so reliable?" ”

Dare to love Zhang Chahu is still an "atheist".

I stood in front of her and said, "Even if I'm bragging, you satisfy my addiction to bragging once - an hour, you give me an hour to rest and rest, that is, half an hour, if you don't succeed, I won't stop you if you break through again." ”

Zhang Qianhu said with rare patience: "Now that the time for a cup of tea has passed, half an hour later, the time agreed between the general and us has passed, and at that time, if I don't do anything, I will disobey the military order, besides-" Zhang Caihu said unhappily, "Do you want me to ignore the surnames of the sisters and listen to your bragging?"

"If you don't listen to me, you are ignoring the lives of your sisters, if I fail, you will just go down the mountain a little late, it doesn't matter at all in the overall situation, is it important to disobey the military or the lives of your sisters?"

Zhang Qihu just waved his hand vigorously, and I said step by step: "General Zhang, you are the number one leader in leading the troops, but will you see a doctor?" Do you know how to make tofu? Shouldn't you give a little respect to what you don't know, you haven't been a sword god, right? ”

Zhang Qihu said: "I am a swordsman now, and I am far from the sword god." ”

I said, "Look, if you're not a sword god, you don't have the right to speak, but I'm a sword god!" ”

Zhang Qihu said: "But I haven't seen that Su Jianshen can split the mountain!" ”

"Well...... I can only say that the sword god is also divided into three, six, nine and so on. ”

Zhang Qianhu looked at me with a smile and said, "How many are people like you who can't even protect themselves?" ”

"Well, anyway, I'll tell you one last time, if you insist on breaking through, maybe you'll regret it for the rest of your life."

Zhang Qianhu subconsciously said: "Have you ever chopped the mountain before?" ”

I said suddenly: "Don't say it, it's really split!" As soon as she said this, I remembered that the Harrier Mountain opposite the hotel came, and when I practiced sword practice with Duan Tianya, the Harrier Mountain was split by me on the top of the mountain, but the altitude of the Harrier Mountain was only about 1,000 meters, and it was more than ten times smaller than the Camel Mountain, to be honest, I didn't know the bottom of my heart...... Zhang Qihu scratched his head and said, "Should I believe you?" ”

I hit the railroad while it was hot: "If you are afraid that the general will punish you afterwards, I will tell you." ”

Zhang Qihu waved his hand and said: "Don't talk about punishment, if you can get the sisters out of danger safely, you can cut off my head!" ”

My eyes lit up and I said, "How's it going?" You promised? ”

Zhang Qihu stomped his feet and said, "Grandpa, I will believe you once, but you only have time for a stick of incense." ”

I wondered, "It's a little shorter." ”

Zhang Qihu said: "This is already the maximum, after half an hour, the general's men and horses will attack, if we don't go down to respond, she will be alone." ”

I thought about it too, and said resolutely: "Okay! ”

Zhang Qihu said: "What do you need me to do with you?" ”

I said, "You try to get your people to gather to the north, I'm going to split the south peak into a slope, and I need a lot of open space." ”

Zhang Qihu glanced at the unfathomable mountain and said with a wry smile: "Grandpa, I regret believing you now." But after all, she passed down the order, and the whole army moved closer to the northern cap, and the army thought that they would attack Haggis from time to time, and at this life-and-death juncture, they couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive and a little eager to try.

The soldiers put away their tents, and a large area was vacated in the original place, I was going to rest first, but I rushed to the border almost sleeplessly these days, and just now after a long flight, but time waited for no one, but fortunately I didn't seem to feel too tired, so I stood up and slapped my legs to prepare for the warm-up.

Zhang asked me, "Now, what else do we need to do?" ”

I said succinctly, "Wait." ”

Zhang Qihu said: "What about you?" ”

I ignored her, trotted up in place, and from time to time swung my two arms around my chest, Zhang Qihu was stunned and said, "Is it too late for you to start exercising now?" ”

I don't speak, I convulse as usual.

But the sword qi didn't come out of nowhere, it didn't matter how long I prepared before, but today is extraordinary, I don't know if it's because of a hurry or too much loss just now, 10 minutes later, there is no sign of sword qi passing through the dantian in my body, I was in a hurry, and I ran around the open space again and again...... Zhang Qihu squatted on the side and looked at me, and the adjutant general next to her whispered: "General, is this really okay?" ”

Zhang Qihu touched his face depressedly and said: "He has convulsions and I have convulsions, and I don't know which string is missing, I actually believe him." ”

After another half a day, I was already panting and sweating profusely, Zhang Qihu looked more and more depressed, Suo sat on the ground, with a straw stick in his mouth and muttered: "Grandpa, let the general know about this ridiculous thing, she really had to cut off my head." Her lieutenant reminded her: "According to the time, the general is now almost at the bottom of the mountain." ”

Zhang Qianhu said: "Is it time for a stick of incense?" ”

The adjutant said: "It's already here." ”

Zhang Qihu Huo Ran stood up and beckoned to me: "Dragon Sword God, you still have the supernatural powers." ”

But at this time, it was basically a non-stop, and I gasped as I ran: "Wait a little longer!" ”

"A few of you will be responsible for getting him away in a while......" Zhang Caihu casually ordered the guards, turned around and left without looking back, and said loudly: "Order, the vanguard will march to the north peak, and the whole army will follow!" ”

The adjutant said: "Yes! ”

Zhang Qihu threw me aside to direct the breakout, and I and a few guards were left in the huge open space, and a few of them saw that I was still persevering in circles, and one of them said kindly: "Lord Sword God, let's go too, we won't be able to catch up with the mule in a while." "They're still thinking about letting me go in the middle...... I held my breath in my heart and waved my hand, "You guys go first." ”

The female soldier smiled: "That's not good, if you disobey the military order, you will be beheaded." She gave a look at a few partners, quite naughty, and the guards all nodded and smiled, scattered with bad intentions, and slowly outflanked me, they also knew that I didn't know any martial arts, it seemed that they wanted to forcibly restrain me and take me down the mountain, and there was this great opportunity to "do it" with the sword god, so they naturally refused to let it go easily.

At present, the female soldier jumped in front of me and stretched out his hand to grab me, I hurriedly dodged sideways, and immediately made up for two people next to me, I was in a hurry, hurriedly flashed to the left, and under this twist and jump, a burning sensation suddenly jumped in my lower abdomen, I was very happy, but at this moment several female soldiers had surrounded me, and I was about to be captured, I turned my hands to the ground, and my body slowly rose into the air. Several female soldiers were petrified in an instant...... The second time I flew I finally had some experience, my hands and feet coordinated and stopped at a high place, and when I raised my eyes, the Feifeng Army had arrived at the North Peak Pass under the leadership of Zhang Qianhu, and the camp of the Heggis army on the opposite side was brightly lit, and the fire dragon composed of torches moved slowly, obviously arranging troops, and a big battle was about to break out!

I understand that even if I fly in front of Zhang Qianhu, I can't stop her action, the top priority is to try to open a back road in the south first, I am floating in the sky above the south peak of Camel Mountain at the moment, north of the south peak is Zhang Qihu's Feifeng Army, and south is a large open space after the withdrawal, according to my plan, I want to split the cliff in the south at an angle for the army to go down the mountain, the difficulty is needless to say, the altitude of Camel Mountain is 2000 meters above sea level, and the highest south peak is a few hundred meters higher, I don't know how strong the sword qi is needed, Anyway, if the missile is a dollar, it is estimated that it will have to throw thousands of dollars...... And the angle is also a problem, I roughly thought about it, the angle that can be used for people to walk should be at an angle of about 160 degrees with the ground, but this involves a problem that the hypotenuse is too long, at present, the south peak and the ground are almost 90 degrees perpendicular, can be regarded as a vertical rectangle, it is impossible to think about the end of the 160 degree angle, just like a chopstick can not be done in the case of requiring the top to be retained, for today's plan, only a section of the order split, even if the sword qi is strong enough, It's also a mental job!

I glanced at the top of the mountain, and estimated in my heart how to start - after the sword qi was split out, not only was I not sure about the strength, but I couldn't say the right head, I opened my eyes and raised my palm several times, my heart was horizontal, and a fierce palm was slashed out, and an arc-shaped sword qi swept over with a faint light, and the opposite mountain top crossed with a loud bang, and half of the mountain south of the south peak was split by my palm! The desolate monster fell to the ground heavily!

I was still basically satisfied with this palm, especially the accuracy - the place where the female soldiers had stood was cut off by me, and the eager sword qi almost brushed the nose of the female soldier on the very edge, and she was so frightened that she couldn't speak.

I nodded secretly, and then flew over the banner of the Feifeng Army with my hands behind my back, Zhang Qihu was directing the vanguard to open the way in front of the trail with shields, from my point of view, I could clearly see that they were less than 100 meters away from the nearest enemy! On this narrow mountain road, the teams on both sides are a long line, but the Hegis army gathered into a point in a relatively wide place, between the two mountain peaks, the Hegis men and horses are even more crowded, the marching arrows of the Feifeng army are like a thin water, and here is a basin of blazing flames! I don't know how much water will take to extinguish this fire...... At this time, it was dark, and no one noticed me in mid-air, so I lowered my head and shouted, "Hey! ”

The people below looked up and vaguely saw a figure, and they couldn't help but be stunned, and I said expressionlessly: "Come with me." ”

Zhang Qihu was surprised for a moment and then laughed: "It turns out that you really know how to fly?" ”

At this time, the female guards rushed to Zhang Qianhu desperately, and they didn't know whether to describe their expressions at this time as lost or excited, and several people pounced on Zhang Qianhu and shouted angrily: "General, it's terrible, Shan...... The mountain has fallen! ”

Zhang Qihu laughed and said: "What nonsense, what is the mountain falling?" ”

The female soldiers pointed at me together and said incoherently, "The cliff to the south has been split by the Dragon Sword God!" ”

Zhang Qianhu didn't say anything, the whole earth suddenly trembled inexplicably, it turned out that the mountain rock that I split off after some rolling, only at this time to the ground, the strong earthquake made the ground tremble, there was a rumbling sound coming, that is the other stones on the mountain were shaken down.

Zhang Qihu instantly lost color, grabbed the neck of a female soldier and said, "Did he really split the mountain?" ”

The female soldier didn't know whether she was scared or excited, and said with tears in her eyes: "Really! ”

"him!" Zhang Qihu let go of her and scolded a daughter's country-style swearing.

I waved my hand in the sky again coolly: "Come with me." ”

Most of the 50,000 Feifeng Army didn't know what was happening, they just felt that the ground under their feet trembled, and they were waiting for Zhang Qihu to give the order to launch a charge against Beifeng, Zhang Qihu waved his hand and shouted: "What are you still doing in a daze - follow that guy in the sky!" When they understood what had happened, they immediately cheered and thundered, and Zhang Qihu shouted: "Be quiet, be quiet, don't let the group of mongrels in Beifeng hear, let's go down the mountain as soon as possible and surround this group of dog mongrels, so that they can also taste the taste of being air-dried chicken!" ”

Zhang Qihu's lieutenant general whispered: "General, if we can go down from Nanfeng, they seem to be able to ...... too."

Zhang Qianhu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "No matter so much, let's go down first." She hugged her fist from the sky, "Dragon Sword God, Lao Zhang has convinced you!" ”

"What did you say?" I asked out loud.

Zhang Qihu said hoarsely: "I said that I obeyed you!" ”

"Oh, got it." I shouted at the top of my voice. It's not that I like to listen to it, but it's really windy in the sky and I can't hear it clearly, and I don't dare to fall down casually, so I don't know how to go down for a while...... When the army of 50,000 came to the top of the hill to the south, the former cliff had long since been cut into a slope by me, and the soldiers burst into cheers again when they saw it.

I shouted from heaven, "Wait and go, I'm not done yet." ”

According to the assumption just now, there is indeed a lot of work to be done, now only the top has been flattened by me, but not yet through to the end, I palm up, on the original slope layer by layer cutting the mountain, just like before the fish on the body of the fish to draw a way, at first I was worried that the sword qi accidentally injured the people on the top of the mountain, as the more and more cut down, I also became more and more handy, every time the palm edge was cut out, there was a big flat layer on the mountain, accompanied by dazzling sparks, and boulders continued to fall, The foot of the camel mountain was swept away by the stone dust in the sky, and within a radius of 20 miles, you could not see your fingers...... In my busy work, I didn't notice that my sword qi seemed to be stronger than before, and I didn't bother to think about it, I was a little too involved in playing - the camel mountain at this time was like a huge soft cake for me, let me knead it, how could I, who has loved playing with plasticine since I was a child, not be happy? It's just that I didn't dare to start later, and I cut the hump into the shape of a comb, and the mountainside gradually thinned, so I was very careful to cut it to the end, lest the flag of the Feifeng Army suddenly fall off like the little stick we used to play digging games when we were children...... This thing is complicated to say, but it is also very fast, it is nothing more than ten minutes later, I have already cut out a layer of scales, I wiped a handful of sweat on my forehead and said to Zhang Qianhu: "You try it, if it doesn't work, I'll cut it for you again." ”

The strange thing is that half a minute after I finished saying this, there was no one who responded to me, and the 50,000 Feifeng Army stood quietly in the night wind, Zhang Qihu was taking the lead in a daze, and I said loudly: "Hey, what do you think?" ”

It took Zhang Qianhu a long time to barely come back to his senses, and he reversed the normal state of babbling, and said quietly: "Are you still human?" All the soldiers under her also raised their heads together, looking at me with joy or fear in their eyes, these ace soldiers were deeply shocked by me...... Then the 50,000 army began to slowly descend the mountain, the stone that had just been cut was still a little hot, no one spoke, walked silently, I saw the big-eyed female soldier in front of the head almost slid down the mountain when jumping down, her hand pointed quickly, and a step immediately appeared under her feet to stabilize her, the female soldier looked up in surprise, and then said: "Thank you Sword God." ”

I flew around her head twice, waved my hand, and said, "You tell the people behind you to wait and leave, and I'll carve some stairs for you." ”

The Female Soldier: "......"

I moved my fingers together, the stone in front of the female soldier sneered, and after the wind blew the stone powder away, a stone staircase appeared, and I realized that before I knew it, my sword qi had been running as I wanted, but this phenomenon might not last long, just like I didn't know when the sword qi would come.

In this way, I opened the way in heaven, and the people slowly descended the mountain under my guidance. During the march, I found that Zhang Qianhu's adjutant was whispering something in her ear, his face was crimson, and I hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhang Qihu laughed, punched her adjutant in the chest and said, "Grandpa, you have learned to be shy, where did you solve it on the spot before?" Zhang Qihu looked up and said to me, "She is anxious to urinate, and she is afraid that it will be disrespectful to you to solve it on the spot." As soon as these words came out, many female soldiers laughed, it seems that they also have the same problem, originally the women of the daughter country did not pay much attention, but now that there is one more me, the situation has become a little special, this mountain is bare and there is no shelter, I am still flying in the sky, the girls are embarrassed after all.

After listening to this, I thought about it, and punched a big hole in the mountain wall next to them, and said with a smile: "You're welcome, I opened a toilet for you." ”

Well, this chapter is foreshadowing.

(To be continued)