Black Pearl listened to me, bared two rows of small white teeth and said, "How many comics did you read before you came to the United States?" ”

I solemnly: "This is not a comic, this is definitely not a game. Come...... You come with me. ”

In fact, I knew that even if I hadn't offered to let Black Pearl come with me, this female federal agent who had been driven by a strong curiosity would have gone all the way.

The situation of the class struggle is grim!

I was targeted by a female federal agent......

This is not a coincidence, but a dazzling little spark that bursts out when two civilizations collide.

Lao Gai has many circles, but there is no doubt that the circle I came to participate in tonight is their real core circle strength.

Because of this, I haven't seen a single Chinese.

My brother stands out from the crowd.

The government servants of the United States are different from us, we do whatever we are told to do by the top. As for Lao Mei, she has strong professional characteristics.

For example, the female spy who is now sitting behind my ass, with curiosity, all the way.

Her psychology is that this Chinese is very suspicious, and I need to know what his purpose is in this circle. What kind of intentions does he have, what is his job, who is his boss, what is the backstage.

These, put us aside, think that they are purely fed, nosy, nonsense!

But Lao Mei doesn't think so!

I found out through this time, in Lao Mei, even if you take care of your own child, spank him a few times, and let the neighbors see it, the neighbors may call the police and say that you abuse the children.

This is the cultural difference, the perception, the behavior, the conflict!

We swooped out the door.

Cross a small road, cross the green belt, follow the tidal embankment, and descend to the beach.

I stood, looked at the sand, and began to look for Fanny's hoof prints.

Janet: "Mr. Ji, are you kidding me?" By the way, what do you do? ”

I turned my head and stared at Janet, and I said, "S.H.I.E.L.D." ”

Big black girl, open mouth, giggle.

Happy you sister!

Brother continues to look for little Fanny.

Following the hoof prints, I searched all the way and finally found a ......

Wine bottle lids.

Your sister, this is a drink.

I turned my head and said to the black girl: "Wait a minute, now the target has been drinking, and it is estimated that he will soon have superpowers, you have to be careful." ”

The black girl was playful, reached out and put it in her arms, and there was a dark guy in her hand, and then she quickly flicked the bolt of the gun and loaded the bullet.

I rubbed it, is it necessary?

Is it necessary to go online like this?

I stretched out my hand to block the black girl's top gun movements, and then I said, "The target is just an adult, so it's not suitable to use a gun." ”

The black girl was happy: "Mr. Ji should tell me, what is it that makes you so curious." ”

I sneered: "You should ask yourself, what is it that makes you so curious about a strange Chinese man, are you trying to date me?" I raised an eyebrow.

The black girl was stunned.

I said, "Queue, make an appointment, and in three months, I guess I'll have time to have coffee with you." ”

The black girl gritted her teeth and was on fire.

I don't care about her, because I've locked on to little Fanny's hiding place.

Next to a large rock, I saw a slender hand, exposed, carrying a wine bottle.

I took a few more steps forward.

Then, I was slightly dizzy......

"You are not traitorous, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky...... Uh, "There's a hiccup here."

"Mother of five flowers, uncle daughter...... Belch...... Bow your head and miss your hometown......"

I'm really dizzy, this little Fanny must not say that I taught Chinese.

This order is completely messed up.

I took a few steps forward and looked up.

Properly, little Fanny, carrying the bottle of wine, staggering, facing the sea, chanting poetry.

Well, after drinking and transforming this time, I am no longer a warrior, but a bard.

I walked up to little Fanny.

Faniel, who was originally facing the sea, saw me, she giggled, held the bottle in her hand, and then, swished......

I'll hide!

Fanny, moved the zombie step, walked a few times, and when she saw that it was me, she frowned slightly, and said a mixture of Chinese and English: "J, I'm so 'pumping'." ”

I raised my head, looked at the sea, made a forging endeavor, and said with a thousand emotions: "Borrowing wine to pour sorrow, sorrow is more sorrowful, drawing a knife to cut off the water, the water is more flowing, life is unsatisfactory in the world, the Ming Dynasty is distributed, and the boat is flattened." ”

I didn't care about the goosebumps that erupted on my body, and I said to Fanelle: "Miss Faniel, this is your fate, if you survive, it will be a sunny day, if you are well, it will be a bright moon." ”

Above, I am speaking Chinese.

Again, this is not for Faniel, but for the black female spy behind her.

The female spy slowly walked up at this time, raised her eyebrows and said to me: "I understand, it turns out that you are a private tutor hired by Galen to teach Fanier Chinese." ”

I smiled and said, "Also, physical, mental health." ”

That's all I said.

Suddenly, Faniel somehow reached out and picked up a stone on the beach, gritted her teeth, swished, moved to the female spy, stretched out her arms, and was about to shoot!

I'll go! This is not a brick, girl, can't shoot!

When a female spy is attacked, her trained skills instinctively make a series of reactions.

With one hand outstretched, he reached out and grabbed Fanny's arm, twisted his wrist, reached into his arms with the other, pulled out the gun, and then lowered the muzzle of the gun and aimed it at Faniel.

It's brutal!

I stepped forward, grabbed the barrel of the gun, broke it forward, and the gun was unloaded, and then I took Fanielle into my arms, turned the gun in my hand, and aimed it directly at the female spy.

Faniel's bird leaned into my arms, pointed at the female spy and said, "I don't like her, shoot her!" ”

The female spy was stunned.

At the same time, I know what I've done.

It's not good, my set of actions just now is very skilled, very authentic, this ......

As soon as my mind turned, I immediately turned the muzzle of the gun upside down and handed the handle to the female spy.

The female spy put away the gun, looked at me coldly and said, "Mr. Ji, you are not bad, where did you receive the training!" ”

This black guy, how can he be a leech, once he bites, why can't he get rid of it?

I immediately smiled: "Personally, I prefer to shoot guns, bang!" Particularly like...... It's true. ”

The female spy smiled: "Okay, another day, let's go to a shooting range and play with guns together, OK?" “

I smiled and said, "It's really busy, and it's not easy to drag your family with you." “

Female spy: "There must be time, when the time comes, I will call you." After saying that, she looked down at Faniel: "Don't let her drink it anymore, drink it again, and she'll be wasted." ”

After finishing the last sentence, the female spy gave me another playful look, then twisted around and fled.

Is this the rhythm to be exposed?

This black girl is a scourge!

What to do?

Extinguish? Sinking into the sea when you're done? Still is......

None of them are right!

Hum! What to do, pull on the thief ship, and then find a way to get it!

I'm going to have a bad heart again!

As soon as the female spy left, little Fanny put her in my arms and hummed: "J, I want wine, I want wine." ”

Still drinking, haven't you heard? Drink it again, you little girl, it's wasted.

But Faniel didn't care about this, and put her hand around my neck again, muttering vigorously, "I want to drink, where is my wine......"

I looked down and glanced at the bottles on the floor. Just drank a third.

In addition, there is an unopened bottle that is placed behind the reef.

So, I said to the drunken Fannyle, "Well, let's play a game, close your eyes, count to fifty, and I'll give you a drink." ”

"Yes, yes!" Faniel, cheerful, reached out to cover her eyes.

I secretly buried the bottle in the sand, then took the half-empty bottle, poured the rest of the wine, and came back with a bottle of seawater.

Forty-seven, forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty......

Faniel opened her eyes.

I handed her the modified wine.

Faniel tilted her head, heroically, aim, and poured!

I poured most of the bottle, and I guess it tasted wrong.

The bottle flies, vomit!

Spit up.

This is the effect you want, and seawater has a strong emetic effect.

Fannelle has a lot of alcohol in her stomach, and she needs an emetic to help her get it out.

I vomited for six minutes.

I helped her rub her navel acupoint again.

Pat on the back.

Finally, the vomiting stopped.

Alcohol, seawater, all out.

Fanny's wine, too, woke up.

I reached out and pulled out a bag of tissues and wiped her tears, snot, the corners of her mouth and something.

Cleaned up.

Fannyle: "J, what kind of wine is this, it's so hard to drink." ”

I said, "Well, it's wine!" It's just that you can't drink it now. ”

Fanielle wondered, "Why?" ”

I smirked: "Because, I have unleashed the magic of the East on wine." ”

"Wow......" Fanniel covered her mouth, startled.

This is not surprising.

We always think that Americans know China very well. In fact, in Nevada, and many places in Texas, many Americans think that the Chinese are still a long-discerning, thin, and yellow-faced image.

Moreover, the East is still synonymous with mystery for many Americans.

In addition, magic, and witches and supernatural powers, in the minds of many girls in the United States, all unknown and surprising existences like to be interpreted by magic.

I solemnly said to Fannelle, "I am your guardian, because you drank alcohol without my permission, so I enchanted all the wine you drank. You can only drink real wine with my permission, you know? ”

Fanny's eyes widened, "Understood, now let's get me a drink." ”

I smirked, "I don't agree." ”

Fanny sneered, "Then what do you have to do to agree?" ”

I said, "Now go back and be with Mom and Dad, and have a good time with this party, and that's it." ”

Faniel gritted her teeth: "I'm annoyed by those people. ”

I said, "Drink ......."

Faniel surrendered: "Okay, come with you." ”

With that, I dragged Fanny, who was away, back to the party.

Mrs. Gai breathed a long sigh of relief, and I could see the gratitude in my eyes.

At the party in the evening, there was no more chaos.

At ten o'clock, we drove back home.

Go back to their rooms, go to bed, and sleep.

Very rarely, this night, Fannyle, did not make trouble.

The next day, wake up early.

After breakfast, the two of them said goodbye to me. It's only a twenty-minute drive.

The doorbell rang.

I ran outside to take a look.

Well, the female agent, Janet, was standing cool next to a big Lincoln SUV, looking at me playfully and smiling.