The moment I entered the private room, I was a little dazed.

But soon, I quickly adjusted my state and was about to step forward to say hello.

An unexpected situation happened.

The three demon moths suddenly closed their eyes and lay on the table in various postures.

Touch the porcelain! Pretend to be drunk!

He's never seen a human so obviously pretending to be drunk! This...... That's too noisy, isn't it?

I walked up to Momo and stretched out my hand to poke her: "Hey, hey, don't pretend, I'll go home and sleep at a while, I don't want to go to work tomorrow." ”

Momo muttered: "Drink, drink, dry ......"

Whew, whew...... Then he deliberately snored and pretended to be rigid.

I moved my clothes to Ye Qing's side again.

He grabbed her arm.

"Hmmm......"

The little movement is too seductive, no, I can't touch her.

I moved to Lin Bingbing's side again, and flicked two brains with my fingers.

Lin Bingbing, the big dark demon moth, gritted his teeth, stiffened, closed his eyes, and obviously his brain hurt, so he didn't say a word, whatever you wanted.

I'm convinced!

I stepped back and clenched my fists: "Three women, three masters!" Poor Dao said goodbye first, teachers, continue to taste wine and talk about Taoism. ”

I withdrew.

Walked to the bar, took out his wallet and settled the account for the three demon moths.

I want to leave, but standing in front of the store, how do I think, how do I think it can't work.

I turned back again.

Push open the door of the private room, okay, these three girls are really asleep......

As soon as I turned around, I was snoring.

There is no pretense at all for this!

I glanced at the liquor bottle on the table again.

I rub! Five empty wine bottles, an average of more than a pound of wine per person.

It's a low-alcohol sake at 38 degrees, but it's no match for the quantity.

I settled my mind, thought about it for a while, turned around, went out, and called the waiter.

As a result, three sisters came.

These three girls helped me to set up the three goddess-level masters on the table, moved them outside the store step by step, and threw them at me one after another.

I got in the car and thanked the waiter.

Drive, start, go.

Where to go?

I don't know the current detailed addresses of these three girls.

Grit your teeth and open the room!

I adjusted the front of the car and went to the hotel.

There are a lot of hotels on the street, I found a random one, parked the car, locked the door, went in, and the front desk girl inquired, yes, there are three suites.

It's on!

Pay the money, get it done, get the room card, and beg the lobby girl to follow me to the front of the car, help get the three goddesses out, and help them into the elevator one by one, go upstairs, and come to the door.

When the door was opened, a waiter girl suddenly talked a lot and asked, "Brother, three, you are alone, okay?" No, I have medicine here. ”

The dim light shone on the two rows of little yellow teeth that the girl grinned, and her expression and eyes showed the kind of experience and maturity that she was confident in and knew how to do it.

I smiled indifferently: "Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor road specializes in picking up sisters, picking up drunk sisters, only picking up, not touching." ”

The girl gave me a white look: "Hmph......"

I blacked my face, opened the door, moved the three girls into the house one by one, threw them on the bed, helped them take off their high heels and coats, and covered them with big quilts.

I looked at the three beautiful girls who were sleeping, and I let out a long sigh of relief.

Then, I put my room card on the bedside table, turned off the lights, flashed, closed the door, and left.

When I went downstairs, I stood in the elevator and thought.

A thought, a thought!

Thanks to the fact that they are really drunk, if they are not half drunk, if they seem to be drunk and still awake, and they are tempted, it is difficult to guarantee that nothing will happen.

And once it happens, it's a big thunder!

A loud click, a thunder that shook my Jibaida heaven and earth.

Momo, Yi Yeqing is okay to say, the big demon moth Lin Bingbing doesn't toss me to death, she doesn't even bring her surname Lindi!

It's dangerous!

I wiped the sweat from my forehead. Get out of the elevator and outside the hotel.

I took out the key, unlocked the car, and was about to pull the car door, when suddenly, I saw a sneaky Jaguar parked twenty meters away from me!

Jaguar! See Jaguar again!

Jaguar XJ, Luxury Edition! Millions of luxury cars!

But these are not important, what is important, the big demon who is driving in the driver's seat!

I gritted my teeth, blackened, and was about to turn and step forward.

Jaguar suddenly ignited, started, accelerated, buzzed...... Whistling and passing by me.

As soon as I looked down, I saw a pebble in the flower bed on the side of the road, I picked it up, and threw it at the butt of the Jaguar.

Depend on!

Didn't hit, let it run.

Looking at the gradually disappearing Jaguar butt, I suddenly understood in my heart what the second uncle was.

If there is a ghost in this world, he is the ghost that hangs over a hundred feet of my body!

Just pretend! Your eldest nephew! I'm Da Jibai, I'm not afraid of your staring!

Get in the car, go, go home and die!

Back to the clubhouse, take a shower, tease the big black meow, go to bed, and die.

I got up early, read the reports sent to me by Ye Xuan and Bai Qiqi respectively, got up, and went to BQ.

When I arrived at the place, I went directly to the water room, greeted Shu Hong, sat down, took out the note handed to me by the students yesterday, and read it carefully.

Seeking wealth! Ask for a beautiful woman! Pray for peace, blessings, health, promotion, and career success......

A thick stack of papers, full of all kinds of requests.

Fortunately, there is no such thing as a child.

As I read these notes, I suddenly felt something in my heart.

The immortals offered in those temples, if there are really immortals and Buddhas in them, then they are so tired every day.

In the face of the world, all kinds of endless requests, all kinds of demands, all kinds of ......

They are really hard, hard!

I rarely go to the temple, but now, I think if I have the opportunity to enter the temple, I will burn a pillar of incense. Then, I ask for nothing, I only ask for one thing, immortals! Take time, take a vacation, and take a break! The combination of work and rest is the king's way!

I've read all kinds of appeals, and I'm slowly thinking about what to talk about today.

Shu Hong smiled and handed me a cup of coffee.

"Cappuccino, I'm new, give it a try." Shu Hong smiled.

I smiled and took the cup: "Well, that's good!" ”

I drank my coffee, took a pen and paper, and drew slowly.

At this time, Momo and Yi Yeqing came over.

As soon as he saw me, he smiled and said, "Ouch, you dead thing, yesterday you said you would please eat, but we were released as a pigeon!" ”

I laughed and said, "How happy are you releasing pigeons?" ”

Momo said: "It's not, Xiaoqing, and I, as well as Bingbing, have drunk too much." When we woke up in the morning, we didn't remember anything, and we had a proper hangover, and we remembered, and when we were about to finish drinking, it seemed like a person came in the private room, and then ...... When we woke up, we found ourselves in a hotel bed. ”

I quipped, "Nothing happened?" ”

Momo disdainful: "Just your thoughts are dirty, nothing happens, nothing." ”

Momo sighed and said, "In this world, there are still good men." ”

And just when Momo said this, I noticed that Yi Yeqing's eyes rolled, and he looked suddenly realized. Then, she looked at me with a different kind of appreciation.

Affectionate, that one!

Well, I'm affectionate, let's give a lecture!

We got up and went to the classroom together.

Good guys, the people are here today, and there is still an hour before the class is left, and all the people have arrived.

I didn't go in directly, but told Momo to ask her to find someone to buy me the following things.

Momo wondered: "What are you buying that thing for?" ”

I said, "Teaching aids!" ”

An hour later, everything I wanted was packed in a cardboard box and carried to the classroom.

Classes have begun.

I walked over to the podium.

Sweeping my eyes, the little demon moths, well, all looked at me very intellectually and obediently.

Look at Lin Bingbing again, hugging his arms, resentment, resentment1

I ignored and smiled.

I took out the paper that the students gave me yesterday and said, "Everyone is very enthusiastic and there are many things I want to ask for help. I've read them all, but I'm thinking, if I take the time to answer them all, wouldn't that be a way to give people a fish? Why don't I teach people to fish, lead everyone, and through this period of learning, find the answer from themselves? ”

Applause...... A must!

"Good! Now the course begins. ”

I opened the cardboard box containing the teaching aids and took out a shiny hatchet and a short wooden stake the size of an adult's forearm.

Everyone was amazed, and they couldn't figure out what I was doing.

I laughed and said, "I asked a male student to come up and help me split this stake in half." ”

"I'm coming!" A middle-aged black-faced uncle with a little strength and a strong appearance came up.

I gave him the axe and the stake, and motioned for him to chop on the ground.

Uncle set up a stake.

The hand gripped the handle of the axe tightly, the muscles of the arm tensed, and then, with a force, a swing.

Click!

The stake was split three-quarters of the way and barely broke.

The uncle took the axe again, took up the stake, and paused vigorously on the ground, and then split it in half.

At this time, I asked my uncle, "This classmate, why didn't you split it in half with an axe?" ”

The uncle picked up the split stake and said, "Look, this is pine, red pine, and the wood is too delicate and strong. ”

I asked, "What were you thinking when you split the stake?" ”

The uncle recalled: "I was thinking, I have to exert myself, I have to put all my strength together, I have to hold the handle of the axe, hard, split." ”

I smiled and said, "Now, I'm going to teach you a method, you don't want to exert yourself, I want you to relax, relax as much as you can, and shift your attention from your body, your muscles, your strength, to the stake, to the blade of the axe." Tell yourselves that if this axe goes down, it will immediately split in half, without any mud or water. But at the same time, your body, the muscles in your arms, are relaxed, and your palms are not firmly clenched, but held to the extent that they are six points tight. ”

The uncle was skeptical, took another stake, and set it up. Squatting there, thinking for a while, suddenly picked up the axe, so leisurely, click!

The stake splits in two, and the blade of the axe falls straight to the ground, creating a white mark on the floor.

Oh, BQ's floor, don't ask me for compensation.

The uncle was stunned and said to himself: "Hey, it's weird, I only used six points of strength this time, hey, I split it." ”

I smiled and motioned for Uncle to return to his seat.

Then, I walked to the blackboard and wrote the following line.

"Let go of yourself! Focus on things! It can be a great cause! ”

Many students were slightly stunned at first, and after thinking, there was another round of applause.

At this point, I motioned for everyone not to clap, and I added, "This is actually a little experiment in human body mechanics. But it's such a small experiment! If we meditate and comprehend, we will be able to comprehend the truths that are useful to us. All of us here, doing career, doing this, doing that, including pursuing girls, the most important thing to think about is self. How I am, how I ought, how I will be, how I feel. Don't you know that the greatest enemy of man is the ego! In the same way, the ego is invincible! You can't fight in the face of ego! You have to let go and forget ......"