Chapter Seventy-Four: Running Out with a Bare Ass
"It's boring." Shangguan retreated, which made Zhang Ranran very unhappy: Miss Ben has taken off like this to seduce you, and you still refuse, is it a man?
Zhang Tingting was very satisfied with the answer of the competent person, pulled a chair for him to sit down, sat in front of the computer by herself, and turned off Zhang Ranran's penguin, although she was very angry at Zhang Ranran's approach, but how to say that it was also her own sister, and the ugly things on the penguin could not be seen by outsiders.
"Powerful man......" Zhang Tingting stared at the eyes of the competent man: "What did my mother tell you just now?" ”
"Didn't say anything." Shangguan Nengren smiled: "It is to let me strive to be the champion in the college entrance examination next year, saying that it will be good for her political performance." ”
"Damn, how can you say such a dark thing!" Zhang Tingting frowned, the family members are really getting more and more abnormal.
"It's nothing." Shangguan Neng waved his hand: "I think Auntie is quite straightforward, especially if she likes anime so much, I think it's ......"
"Stop!" Zhang Tingting interrupted the interest of Shangguan on the spot and glared at him fiercely: "Don't talk about anime!" ”
"Uh......" The nameless fire burned a little inexplicably, and Shangguan was able to scratch his head: "Why?" ”
"I just can't say it anyway!" When it comes to mom and anime, Zhang Tingting has a lot of bitterness and tears, an old woman in her forties, she is crazy obsessed with anime like a little girl, is this still a party member? Is this still a cadre?
Zhang Ranran smiled: "My mother is a super anime enthusiast, and my sister has always disliked my mother's hobbies." ”
"Why is that?" Shangguan was a little dissatisfied: "Auntie's hobby is very good!" Don't you love watching anime, too? Why can't you let your aunt watch anime? ”
"You know what!" Zhang Tingting slammed the table angrily, and Zhang Ranran shrank her head with a frightened bang.
"The anime I watch is different from what she watches! I'm the essence, she's all dross! ”
"I don't understand that." Shangguan Nengren felt that Zhang Tingting was a little unreasonable: "Hey, what you see is the essence?" Auntie is looking at dross? What do you mean, you read pornographic novels to explore the mysteries of physiology, and others read them as filthy and dirty? How can this be true? ”
"You...... You're just reading pornographic novels! Zhang Tingting was so angry that her tears of grievance were about to fall.
"I'm just giving you an analogy, an example." Shangguan said: "Although I have been in contact with my aunt for a short time, but I was chatting with my aunt downstairs about anime just now, but I found that my aunt's interest was very high, I'm afraid that you, who are daughters, have never talked to Aunt Gen!" Auntie just can't find someone who can talk about anime, so she will be so close to me, I think your daughter is a bit derelict in her duty. ”
"I ...... How did we fail in our duties? Zhang Tingting was ashamed and angry: "Do you think she only likes ordinary anime?" You're wrong! My mom's favorite is the 18r anime! Since there is a computer network, you can download anime on major websites, forums, all kinds of 18R anime, whether it is Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, or devils, she hasn't let go of any of them, all of them have been downloaded to the computer hard drive, and now there are more than a dozen mobile hard drives locked in her drawer alone, how do you let me communicate with her!? ”
"Uh......" Shangguan is thunderous, remembering that he discussed the anime plot with him just now, Chen Manyun, who is elegant and calm, can't be associated with a pornographic anime collector no matter what.
"Senior class leader, you're not blinded by me, are you?" Shangguan couldn't believe it: "Auntie doesn't look like that kind of person!" ”
"You don't look like a multi-talented genius!" Zhang Tingting took a deep breath and snorted coldly: "You are the least qualified to say such things!" ”
Shangguan was in a dark sweat, and said in his heart: Actually, I am really not a genius, if you have a decathlon, I guarantee that you are more demonic than me.
"So, Auntie, she really has that kind of interest?" The competent man asked.
"What do you think?" Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth hatefully: "I'm an underage girl, I can't study the plot of 18R with my mother!" How can you let me not be derelict in my duties? You teach me! ”
"Uh......" The competent man wiped the cold sweat from his head: "This...... I'm wrong about you, don't be angry. ”
"Humph!" Although the misunderstanding was resolved, Zhang Tingting was still very aggrieved, originally with her generous and cheerful personality, she didn't care about these trivial things, but for the competent people, she always couldn't maintain the previous code of conduct, and felt more and more that she didn't feel like herself, and she felt terrible.
"Uh......" Seeing Zhang Tingting turning her head and ignoring herself, Shangguan was able to scratch her head, I don't know what to do?
In the final analysis, I still have too little experience and don't know how to coax women.
At this time, it was Zhang Ranran who saved the competent person.
"Brother Shangguan, ignore her and let her sulk by herself." Zhang Ranran smiled, and the snow-white jade arm that was as smooth as a lotus root stretched out from the quilt and beckoned: "Come and sit here, people want to discuss the physiological mysteries of the human body with Brother Shangguan." ”
"Shut up!" Zhang Tingting became angry all of a sudden, put all the grievances just now behind her, picked up the water glass on the computer table, and said angrily: "Talk nonsense again!" I'll spill you out! ”
Zhang Ranran snorted lightly: "Splash it, splash it, when the time comes, people will jump out, see what you do?" ”
"If you want to jump, you jump! Anyway, it's you who suffers! Zhang Tingting also figured it out at this time: "What's so good about you as a little broken child!" I don't feel distressed when I see it! ”
"You...... Don't push me! Zhang Ranran's stubborn temper came up: "Believe it or not, I'll pick up the quilt now!?" ”
"You're flirting! If you flirt, I'll tell my dad about your bare ass showing to men! See how Daddy teaches you! ”
"You...... Woo...... Count you ruthless! As soon as she heard her father, Zhang Ranran's arrogance was instantly suppressed, it seems that this little girl has been beaten by her father no less.
Shangguan Nengren suddenly felt that he and Zhang Ranran were a little sympathetic, and they were both 'sticky' people in the world!
"Humph!" Zhang Tingting said in her heart: Fight with me? You're still a little tender!
"Cough ......" This place is full of murderous machines, and it is not advisable to stay for a long time, and the competent person coughed dryly: "This ...... If it's okay, I'll go back first, there's something going on at home! ”
Zhang Tingting sighed, put down the water glass, and asked, "What's the hurry to go back?" That's not even three o'clock! ”
"That's right! Brother Shangguan, stay! You go with my sister for evening self-study! Zhang Ranran hurriedly stayed, he was afraid that as soon as the official person walked on the front foot, Zhang Tingting would beat her on the back foot.
There is a price to be paid for being erected, Zhang Ranran covered her delicate little ass in the bed: Woo, poor ass, you are going to be wronged again.
"Hehe, I'll go home and get something." Shangguan Nengren smiled, walked out, and saw that Zhang Tingting was about to send herself, so she hurriedly said, "Don't come out, I'll say hello to my aunt and leave." ”
"Oh, then be careful on the road, there are ......" Zhang Tingting's eyes were cold: "Don't pay attention to my mother!" She's not a good person! ”
"Uh...... Got it. "Shangguan can wipe the white hair and sweat on his head, and his face is full of cows: alas! I thought I had found a confidant, but I didn't expect it to be a rotten girl, my life! is destined to die without a companion and be lonely for a lifetime...... "Come down!" When he arrived downstairs, Chen Manyun smiled elegantly and beckoned gently: "Come here, Auntie just found a new animation, it's very interesting." ”
"Uh......" Looking at Chen Manyun, who is as elegant as a noblewoman, how can Shangguan be able to associate her with the 'rotten girl', the woman is really different from the outside, and the ancients are honest and not deceived me (what is the matter with the ancients?). )。
"No, Auntie...... Shangguan smiled: "I still have something at home, it's time to go back." ”
"That's leaving?" Chen Manyun stood up, saw that Shangguan was leaving, but came down alone, and asked a little strangely, "Why didn't Tingting come down to see you off?" What does she do? ”
"She'......"
"Wow! Mom, help! Your lovely daughter is going to be killed! The sudden cry came from upstairs, and I saw Zhang Ranran running downstairs with a handful of snot and tears, but Zhang Tingting threw herself to the ground and pulled her hind legs back: "You dead girl!" Didn't you just get a! You're going to have to do it again! I'm going to beat you to death today! ”
"Woo...... Mom! Help me! Zhang Ranran lay on the ground, dragged backwards by Zhang Tingting, tears and snot flowed all over the ground, and his condition was very miserable.
Chen Manyun: "......"
"I see." Chen Manyun smiled slightly, and gently patted the arm of the competent person: "Little capable man, you go back first!" Auntie also has to take care of some household chores. ”
"Uh......" I don't know if it's an illusion, Shangguan people always feel that Chen Manyun's smile is a little gloomy, and there is a chill behind him.
"It's going to be okay, is it?" On the way home, Shangguan Nengren couldn't let go of his heart, muttering, and didn't know what would happen to Zhang Tingting and Zhang Ranran?
The answer was revealed during the evening self-study.
"Senior class leader, what's wrong with you?" Seeing the red mark on Zhang Tingting's left eye, Shangguan was shocked.
Xiang Beibei was also stunned and frowned: "It looks like a trace left by an external force." ”
"Leave me alone." Feeling the strange gaze of the whole class, Zhang Tingting lay on the table in shame and indignation, remembering the scene after the Shangguan person left.
At that time, Chen Manyun walked into the room and saw the baby daughters who were scuffling together, with a gloomy smile on her face: "Baby daughters, it seems that your mother has not taught you love for so long, you have forgotten how terrible your mother is!" ”
Zhang Tingting and Zhang Ranran, who were scuffling on the ground, trembled in unison, looked at Chen Manyun who pounced, and shouted in unison: "Ya Yan Butterfly!" ”
"Ya Butterfly is useless! Let's get a mother's love education! One-eyed Dragon's Kiss! Chen Manyun pressed the two baby daughters under him, and kissed Zhang Tingting's eyes with her lips!
No! Not a pro! It's 'huh'!
It's like changing the water in a fish tank with a water hose, you always have to take a sip, Chen Manyun's one-eyed dragon kiss is to turn her daughter into a 'one-eyed dragon', Zhang Tingting was pouted in her left eye, Zhang Ranran is the right eye, if the two sisters learn to understand Tianx's harmony and physical skills, they will be a freshly baked national treasure panda.
(To be continued)