So far, the mastermind of some of the so-called critical incidents I have encountered is the most bottomless in his uncle, Wang Guangyuan.

The means are indiscriminate, shameless, despicable, villainous!

To be honest, even Mo Qingnan, the real ladyboy of the family, has better quality than him.

And Lao Mo, hey, Lao Mo, I miss him a little now.

Distant Syria, where you are, are you okay?

I left Pu Xiaomei's house and stood at the door of the building looking in the direction of Syria, and I sincerely wished Lao Mo to realize his own life value there!

I looked out over Syria and retracted my melancholy thoughts.

I took out my mobile phone and called Lan Xue'ezi.

"My little secretary, where are you now?"

Lan Xue'e gritted her teeth: "I'm in the clubhouse!" ”

"So what are you doing?"

"I'm mopping the table, mopping the floor, and watering the flowers!"

When I heard this tone, it looked like murder.

I couldn't hold back my joy and said: "Xue'e Zi, I have wronged you, at night, I will lead you to the big restaurant, just dress casually this time." ”

Xue Ezi said, "Hmph! I'm measured. ”

After finishing the work, I called Lin Bingbing again and made an appointment.

In the evening, I waited for Lan Xue'e to pick me up at the entrance of the half-immortal shop.

Car to.

I pulled the car door open and got inside.

In a second, I was stunned.

Thigh! Big white legs! Thin, tender, smooth, and good-looking slender thighs!

Roman sandals......

The feet are white, neat, and pink.

Nude tulle slanted shoulders small evening dress, the white flesh on the chest is obvious, the career line is very deep, and there is a third of the squeezed ingredients, because in the impression, Xue'e Zi is a mountain airport.

Shawl-long hair, hair visibly done, exudes a charming fragrance.

Light makeup ......

You Xue'ezi, you don't usually wear makeup, what kind of style are you smoking today, you wear makeup.

I was stunned, my eyes widened, and after ten seconds of interrogating Xue'e Zi from head to toe, I subconsciously withdrew from the car, and at the same time, I said with a smile on my face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm looking for the wrong car." ”

Xue'ezi's face was like frost.

Roar: "Dajibo! You get me in the car! ”

Depend on! This little secret is fierce and can't be provoked.

So, I got in the car again.

drove and went to Lin Bingbing's company to pick her up first.

Then, Xue'e Zi parked the car downstairs in Bingbing's company, and we took a taxi and went to a nearby café to sit and study, and at night, how to deal with Wang Guangyuan.

The three of them sat down and ordered.

Lin Bingbing suddenly looked surprised, looked at Lan Xue'e and said, "Wow, Miss Lan is so beautiful." ”

"Hypocrisy!" I tasted coffee and commented on Lin Bingbing.

Lin Bingbing glanced at me: "This is politeness, do you know how to socialize." ”

As soon as these words came out, Xue Ezi's face was very dark and dark......

In order to lighten the mood, I started to talk.

"Well, now, let's discuss how to deal with Wang Guangyuan at night, this guy."

Lin Bingbing said: "Beat him!" Take a wine bottle and give the girl such a big mouthful. She gestured in her hand.

I hurriedly shouted, "Stop, stop." We are now walking in the urban medical style, not the urban underworld. Do you understand? ”

Bingbing glanced at me: "Okay, then what do you say?" ”

I glanced at Lan Xue'e.

Lin Bingbing suddenly realized: "Do you want to use beauty tricks?" ”

I said, "No, it's not tempting...... Ouch, what are you doing with me? ”

That's right, I asked Xue'e to pinch me.

I had a tooth that hurt, but I put up with it, and I didn't scream again. Instead, he maintained a low demeanor and tried to say in the tone of a big man: "The person who came tonight is not good, and it is clear that we are going to do a trick for us to drill." I'm calling you here today......"

"Hey, Miss Lan, where did you buy these shoes?"

"Taobao."

"Really? This year's popular model, how much. ”

"Not expensive, 680 free shipping ......"

I looked at the pair of demon moths who were comparing their shoes with each other, and I felt my head grow.

Tonight, I can't count on them, everything depends on me!

I expected 10,000 possibilities in my mind, I expected that Wang Guangyuan might be drugged again, find an unlucky ghost to kill me, I expected him to secretly install some bugging device for me, I expected it......

But two hours later, a group of three of us came to X Jiangnan, and under the leadership of the service girl, we walked to the door of a private room, opened the door, and saw the people in the house for a moment.

I found out that this product actually wants to make a beauty!

When I thought of the beauty plan in my mind, I immediately remembered a song by Zhang Mengmeng.

"Please seduce me, please seduce me, use your beauty as my handcuff!"

It was a song from the nineties, a rock 'n' roll dick silk from the heart.

And now, Wang Guangyuan, this guy, just wants to use these girls as my handcuffs, and then tie me firmly to his little conspiracy, and I can't move at all......

"Aha, Mr. Ji, let me introduce, this is the son of Naoko, studying at the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine."

Wang Guangyuan stood and warmly greeted a 160-year-tall Japanese girl to greet me.

A chick named Naoko bent over: "Hello, please take care of me." ”

"This one is Minako." Wang Guangyuan pointed to a little girl again.

"Hello."

"Oh, this is Yoshiko......"

"Hello."

"I can't introduce this one next to me, everyone knows, Yumiko, my fiancée." Wang Guangyuan looked at the little wife beside him very happily, and sat down calmly.

I sat down with a smile and muttered in my heart, who are these 'sons', I don't know if you remember clearly, I don't remember them anyway.

Besides, in addition to the delicate wife beside Wang Guangyuan, he made a few sons, as if a mold was carved out, his face seemed to be hung with two catties of powder, his mouth seemed to have just drunk three taels of blood, medium-sized, and his legs were ...... Visually measuring the height or something, it is estimated that it is only a small radish leg.

With this lineup, I still want to be a beauty, and I still want to wear a handcuff.

Rely on your uncle!

Wang Guangyuan sat down, and then laughed: "This yesterday, I'm really embarrassed, let Mr. Ji suffer so much, fortunately, Mr. Ji is ......."

I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Stop, stop, correct something, it's not that I'm skilled, it's the girl who is desperate, this, I have to figure it out!" ”

Wang Guangyuan: "Oh, I know, I know, that young lady, well, your assistant, is really brave." ”

I smiled and said in an affirmative tone, "She is the bravest girl I have ever met, and she is still a Korean girl who has traveled thousands of miles to China." Also, most importantly, she hasn't had plastic surgery! “

After I finished speaking, I looked at Wang Guangyuan: "What kind of wine are you drinking tonight?" “

Wang Guangyuan came back to his senses coldly: "Oh, drink baijiu, authentic, Chinese baijiu, come." “

After a while, a few waiters came, and then they ......

Carrying two cases of liquor, came in.

Your sister! Is this a bath or what? Two cases of liquor!

When the wine came up, Wang Guangyuan directly asked the waiter to open ten bottles, and then began to pour the wine and finish pouring.

One day, Niu'er stood up with a cup in her hand and said to me in a very Chinese style: "Mr. Ji, I have admired the name for a long time, today, I came to toast you with a glass of wine, I hope Mr. will drink it." “

After speaking, the little girl, take the cup without raising her head or opening her eyes, in one breath, stuffy!

I understand.

This is not a simple beauty trick, it's a 2.0 enhanced version of the beauty trick with liquor props!

Wine is not a good thing, men drink this thing, especially after getting drunk, basically, as long as it is a woman, not so miserable, it is possible to impulsively do something happy to pass on the lineage.

Women are even more terrible!

Get drunk, let the man, what's the matter, what's the matter.

I knew that Wang Guangyuan was trying to use Chinese social etiquette to get me down.

How to deal with it?

The idea is there.

I smiled, took the cup, and said to the little girl: "Oh, this big glass of liquor, almost three taels, I usually drink one tael, it's really not good." “

Wang Guangyuan: "Mr. Ji, they are guests from Japan, they are all peaceful people, they admire you so much, you have to give some face." “

I gritted my teeth, I took a deep breath, I looked up, and I took a bite, stuffy!

At the wine table, I understand it too well.

As long as you are awake, this wine will be endless.

So, I was bored, and when I was done, I leaned on the table in a very elegant, very bookish posture.

Brother is drunk, brother wants to take a nap, wait, drink slowly!

Really drunk? Of course not drunk!

At the beginning, when I left home, my third uncle said a word to me. Whoever is a hero at the wine table is the biggest stupid X in the world!

True friends, another matter!

This refers only to the so-called business-style banquet with impure intentions.

I lay on the table, and there was no movement, only an even breathing sound.

The room was full of motion.

Wang Guangyuan was stunned: "Mr. Ji, Mr. Ji ......"

Lin Bingbing's voice sounded, and she was faint: "Mr. Ji usually doesn't stick to the liquor, the beer is a little small, and the liquor is drunk in one sip." ”

"Ah......" Wang Guangyuan was obviously stunned.

I know this thing must regret it, I knew it was like this, drink beer.

It's late! No chance.

At this time, I heard Wang Guangyuan say, "That Bingbing, come, I'll give you a drink." ”

Lin Bingbing was modest: "I'm white, and I can't have beer." ”

"Come on, come on...... It's okay. ”

Lin Bingbing couldn't resist persuasion, I sounded as if I had drunk, and then, my eyes squinted at it. Okay! This big demon moth held his forehead with his hand, his body trembled slightly, and he also lay down in an elegant posture.

Now, we are the only one left, Lan Xue'e.

Wang Guangyuan: "This, Miss, you ......"

Lan Xue'e was weak: "I'm allergic to alcohol, strength, and high sensitivity, hey...... No, I smell alcohol, I have a headache, I ...... I fainted. ”

In the end, Xue Ezi, without taking a sip, put her hand on her forehead, and slowly, she lay on the table bird!

We just lay on our stomachs, closed our eyes, and pulled our eyelids. With love, the sky doesn't matter, but if you move one finger of me, I will play with you, waiting for Wang Guangyuan's next performance.

Wang Guangyuan really can't.

I listened to it and muttered, "This...... How is this ...... This ......"

Yes, in the enhanced version of his carefully clothed beauty plan 2.0, a prop of alcohol, was given a second by me!

The room was quiet for about two minutes.

In these two minutes, I clearly felt an atmosphere of communication in the room.

Yes, these people are talking with their eyes and lips.

My heart is sneering, Japanese girl! This may refer to a third-rate wine princess invited by heaven and earth.

Japanese girl, yes, it looks like it, but when you open your mouth, it's exposed.

The local accent flavor is also a little stronger!

At this time, I heard Wang Guangyuan shouting: "What, Mr. Ji and her friends are too strong to drink, hey, this is the matter today, come, let's help them to rest in the hotel." ”

Hotel......

Rest?

I had a flash of inspiration in my head, and I felt that tonight was going to be very, very lively!