More than a good friend, that's not boyfriend and girlfriend?

Lin Fengxiang was finally satisfied this time.

This rich daughter has endless food and money to spend, as well as all kinds of strange and unlucky things, what she lacks is luck, real friends, and love. It can be said that the appearance of Ren Zhen has given new hope to Lin Fengxiang, who has fallen in love several times and has been disappointed in life.

Lin Fengxiang kept putting vegetables in Ren Zhen's bowl, seeing that they were all piled up into a hill, and kept persuading: "Come, eat, eat more." ”

Fengxiang Restaurant is an old shop, and there are thirty or forty kinds of signature dishes, even if you don't count dim sum and pastries, you can put two full tables.

Before finishing all the dishes, Ren Zhen wiped the grease on his mouth, arched his hand towards Lin Fengxiang, and said, "I still have to go to a place, thank you for your hospitality today." ”

There are indeed important things to do, and the most important thing is that he really can't eat.

"Where to go, I'm going too!"

"I, I'm going to an Internet café, why are you going?"

"Internet café?! Stimulate! I'll go too! ”

The eyes are as bright as a pair of light bulbs.

Looking at Lin Fengxiang's excitement, Ren Zhen was empty-hearted, he was really afraid that this woman would have any wonderful ideas. "Later, I'll take you later."

Later, these two words are the best excuse.

It's a pity that Lin Fengxiang didn't buy it.

"No, I have to go." The knife stuck to Ren Zhen's body like a locust as he spoke, and his hands hooked Ren Zhen's neck.

His face was already red, and he was almost strangled out of breath......

He gasped as he struggled, and said, "Don't be like a monkey hugging a tree, okay...... Okay, okay, I'll take you! ”

If a man fights, forget it, he really doesn't have a trick for a woman!

In addition, the mouth of eating people is soft, and the hands of people are short.

Ren Zhen began to understand why there was such a thing as corruption and bribery everywhere.

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The two of them took a taxi to the Internet café.

Along the way, Ren Zhen was very curious, why didn't this rich girl even have a car, and then looked at Lin Fengxiang's innocent appearance, so she didn't ask.

When he arrived at his destination, Ren Zhen found that there were several aunts standing at the door of the Internet café and pointing at the rooftop of the building.

I didn't pay much attention to it, so I turned around and entered the Internet café.

Looking left and right and seeing no Li Jia's figure, Ren Zhen threw ten boxed roast ducks on the counter, and asked a girl in the counter who was eating hot dogs and playing games, "What about Li Jiaren?" ”

The girl didn't raise her head, but pointed her hand up: "On the roof of the building, want to jump?" ”

It doesn't matter.

Jump?! Is this worth it?

When Lin Fengxiang heard this, he was so anxious that he slapped the table: "Why are you still sitting here, have you called the police?" I really can't do it, so I asked my brothers to come over and help. ”

It seems that Li Jia is her brother and is still biological.

The girl ate another bite of the hot dog unhurriedly, and said vaguely: "No, Brother Li Jia has to jump at the end of every month." I didn't want to jump today, but he said that his brother said that he would send roast duck over, but he didn't send it, and he felt that he had lost confidence in life again. ”

Just because of this? Is it really that important to have a roast duck life? Ren Zhen can't figure it out!

After glancing at Lin Fengxiang, he ran out with ten roast ducks in a hurry.

"Hey, the stairs are here!"

It's only the ninth floor, why didn't you go around so many times? Isn't there an elevator next to this damn place? Li Jia, don't jump off. You can't eat a snack for nothing! If you want to die, don't die now, and if you want to die, don't die in front of me! Although I am a degraded immortal, I will lose my life when I see these things.

Ren Zhen and Lin Fengxiang, who were in a mess, finally ran up to the ninth floor with a sigh, pushed open the rusty iron door and saw that the person was still there, and he hadn't jumped off yet! He breathed a sigh of relief.

The rooftop is very large, and Li Jia is sitting on the edge of the rooftop with her head down, her thin body looks like a child who has made a mistake and is repenting alone.

Someone was drying two beds of patterned sheets, gently raising Ayan in the wind; A helicopter whizzed over the top, its path leaving a clear scratch on the blue sky; There was a plastic bottle that was ravaged by Li Jia and rolled to the side alone.

Seeing Ren Zhen and Lin Fengxiang coming up, Li Jia only glanced at Ren Zhen and focused his eyes on Lin Fengxiang. Seeing the beauty, his spirit instantly brightened a lot.

"Why did you get here?"

"I heard you're going to jump off the building!" Lin Fengxiang asked first.

I don't know which nerve Li Jia touched with the word jumping off the building, and he suddenly howled like a pig: "Don't come here, I have to die today!" ”

When he spoke, he kept scratching his earlobes and the back of his ears with his hands.

As soon as Ren Zhen saw this action, he knew that Li Jia was in a more anxious mood now, and he didn't dare to move forward rashly, so he just threw a roast duck next to Li Jia, and said, "Okay, I won't go over, but you can't die like this." You see, I've brought you all the roast ducks, ten. ”

"Ten roast ducks...... Didn't you say it's good to bring one, don't you pity me......"

Inexplicably, I began to cry bitterly.

"That's right, people who want to commit suicide feel pitiful. But why should I pity you, I feel even more pitiful. Ren Zhen thought to himself, and did not immediately interrupt the other party, but sat on the ground: "Say, how pitiful are you, see which of us is more pitiful!" ”

"You? Less in this set! I know that you are all the same, afraid that I will die here unclean, so say something nice to comfort me. ”

Wiping his tears, he opened the carton and tore a piece of duck meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"At least someone will buy you roast duck to eat!"

"Just because I eat roast duck doesn't mean I don't want to die, I just want to fill my stomach and die, otherwise I will be a starving ghost......"

At such an exciting time, crying, eating, and talking at the same time, if you don't get choked, it's also a technical job.

Seeing that Li Jia was a little more relaxed, Ren Zhen continued to enlighten: "Then do you know that if there is still resentment in the dead person, Lord Yama will punish him for working as a coolie in the eighteenth layer of hell, you might as well vent your dissatisfaction so as not to suffer at that time." ”

"How do you know that you are not an immortal?"

"I am!"

looked at Ren Zhen resentfully......

Li Jia wiped away her tears and said, "I still have a younger brother at home." My younger brother was born in a superchild, and in order to avoid the family planning office, he fostered me in a relative's house since I was a child, saying that I was a relative's child......"

"I have parents, but my parents were reluctant to let me study since I was a child, because every time my academic performance went up, I would get sick." Lin Fengxiang seemed to be talking to himself, and it seemed that he was deliberately saying it to Li Jia.

As he spoke, he drew circles on the ground with his fingers.

Turning his head to look at Lin Fengxiang, Li Jia continued: "My relative is a thrifty person, and there are three children at home. In order to feed a large family, and I, the oil bottle, we have been eating leftovers most of the time, and our physique has been very poor since childhood......"

"My health is also very bad, I have a minor illness once a week, and a major illness once a month. The fracture was crushed at every turn, and more than a dozen surgeries were performed. ”

glanced at Lin Fengxiang again......

At that time, her expression was a little unhappy, but Li Jia still endured it and continued to complain: "Later, I found a girlfriend and split my legs." Changed another one, and as a result, split the leg again, and changed it again......"

"As long as I find a boyfriend, I will be unlucky, the first two boyfriends were in car accidents, others said that I need to find a cheaper life, people who can't make a fortune, it's best to live a life of doing nothing."

Lin Fengxiang said as he aimed at Ren Zhen.

Ren Zhen was anxious when he heard this: "Then you have found the wrong person, my life is not cheap at all, I have money, I have savings, Lin Dan gave me 1.3 million last night." ”

"I don't believe it! You must be lying to me, people say you're a waiter. It's because you don't want to be my boyfriend that you lied to me. ”

Ren Zhen stood up and waved his fist, and shouted at Lin Fengxiang: "Lying to you is a puppy, I Ren Zhen has never deceived people." ”

The two of them quarreled in front of a person who was about to jump off the building.

Is there a surname or a little sympathy?

This time, Li Jia couldn't help but roar unbearably: "Can you not interrupt what I said!" ”

I'm going to die, and I'm going to be interrupted when I vent my grievances! I really don't want to live anymore!

Li Jia decided not to jump off the building for the time being. Who knows, when he stood up, he suddenly became violent, and at the moment when he lost his balance, he saw Ren Zhen rushing over, so he grabbed Ren Zhen's pants with agility.

"Alas, don't catch my pants, I'll hold yours, let go! Tell you to let go, the panties are off!

As soon as Li Jia lets go, if he falls from the ninth floor, the immortals will not be able to save him, and he will either die or be crippled!

But Li Jia didn't want to die.

I'm sad enough, if I really fall from the ninth floor, my head will definitely be like a watermelon bursting, and my brains will flow all over the street, it's too bloody! So, he didn't want to die, he could only hold on to Ren Zhen's pants, and he couldn't let go no matter what.

Ren Zhen's pants were already one size bigger, but when Li Jia pulled them like this, his lower body was exposed to the public.

"Ren Zhen, haha, I saw your little brother, alas, don't be shy, you are all my people, but, why are you so small?" Lin Fengxiang didn't help, but was still fanning the flames.

"Help! Don't even look at it, is it so good-looking, even if it's good-looking, don't stare at it, I know shy! The panties are off. You damn Li Jia, tell you to let go! ”