Chapter 405: Hai Dafu's Home Remedies!

"Stop, don't move!" Hai Dafu let out a hurried shout, and suddenly rushed to Chen Jinyuan's face, quickly snatched the bottle from Chen Jinyuan's hand, cherished it, and carefully put it back in place, as if it was really a treasure.

As Hai Dafu said, the eunuch is an incomplete person, and he is not a complete corpse after death. In ancient times, it was very important to leave a whole corpse after death, so eunuchs generally kept their "treasures" well after purifying, and on the day of saying goodbye, they returned to their hometowns with them and buried them together after death, otherwise they would not be reborn without a full corpse. Therefore, the eunuch regarded the treasure he cut off as more important than his own life.

"Uh, I just want to see, I haven't seen ...... yet" Chen Jinyuan laughed dryly.

Hai Dafu's small eyes widened, "Is this something you see?" What if you break it, you just stand here and watch, what do you do when you pick it up? ”

Hai Dafu's sissy made Chen Jinyuan feel as uncomfortable as a flea, looking at the angry Hai Dafu, Chen Jinyuan smiled wryly, and asked knowingly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, but what's in this bottle?" ”

"Whip!" Speaking of these bottles, Hai Dafu was still a little angry just now, and suddenly became active, pointing to those bottles and introducing them to Chen Jinyuan: "These are my treasures for many years, this bottle is the whip of the Red Eyed Tiger King of the Flame Mountain, this bottle is the whip of the Maha Wolf King of the Tianhe Valley, and this bottle is the whip of the Mighty Ox King of the Inner Mongolia Grassland...... These are all I worked hard to get, this bottle is the elephant whip that Tianzhu tributed to the emperor, this bottle is the whip of the Xiaoyue dog king of the tribute of the Wa Kingdom, this is ...... Each bottle is a first-class boutique. ”

Hai Dafu talked endlessly, Chen Jinyuan was really amazed, and waved his hand to interrupt Hai Dafu's words, "Father-in-law, take the liberty of asking, why do you collect so much aphrodisiac wine?" You ......" said, Chen Jinyuan left his eyes on Hai Dafu's crotch.

Hai Dafu pursed his lips, "I got a home remedy a few years ago, as long as I collected the whips of thirty-six kinds of animals and brewed them into medicinal wine, and then drank them, they would reappear, and the treasures that were cut off would grow again." ”

"Poof!" Chen Jinyuan couldn't help laughing, "You believe this, that thing can grow after it falls, you just surprised me too much." ”

"You're laughing at me?" The excitement on Hai Dafu's face immediately froze, and a pair of small eyes looked at Chen Jinyuan coldly.

"Uh, no!" Chen Jinyuan hurriedly suppressed his smile and said to Hai Dafu: "I'm just curious!" Father-in-law, can't you believe all the folk prescriptions! Most of them are fooling people, this thing is an aphrodisiac, you have no yang to strengthen, drinking too much can not do you any good, the fire in the body can not be released, sooner or later it will be suffocated into internal injuries, just now I saw that you were coughing, it is estimated that it is caused by drinking too much of this aphrodisiac wine. ”

"Fart!" Hai Dafu blushed and burst into a foul mouth, "This is the dark wound left by the fight with people in my early years." As he spoke, he coughed vigorously again, looking like a tuberculosis ghost, Chen Jinyuan couldn't help but take two steps away.

Although Hai Dafu is very strong, he still has some doubts in his heart, he is a master of the six heavens of the day after tomorrow, according to reason, although this internal injury is terrible, but for so many years, according to his realm strength, he should have recovered a long time ago, but now instead of getting better, he is getting more and more powerful.

"My father-in-law has been drinking aphrodisiac wine for so long, so can this be effective?" After Hai Dafu's coughing slowed down for a while, Chen Jinyuan came over curiously and asked. …,

When Hai Dafu heard this, his tense face became a little embarrassed, and he glared at Chen Jinyuan: "It's about your brat!" ”

Chen Jinyuan smiled, listening to Hai Dafu's tone, he knew that this home remedy had no effect, looked at the bottle that was snatched by Hai Dafu just now, and asked teasingly: "What kind of whip is this?" ”

"Human whip!" Hai Dafu wiped the saliva from his mouth.

"Human whip?"

"My whip!" Hai Dafu's tone was a little heavier, and he looked quite impatient.

"Oh! ~" Chen Jinyuan let out a long sigh, as if he had just known, and pretended to be extremely surprised: "Father-in-law's whip is really exquisite, so small and exquisite, it's very attractive!" ”

Hai Dafu glared at Chen Jinyuan speechlessly, "You kid, you are looking for a beating, right?" I just told you, I have been in the palace as a eunuch since I was a child, how big can this thing be? A pair of eyes looked at Chen Jinyuan as if he was about to breathe fire, looking like he wanted to flatten people.

"Why is this old eunuch so angry? Didn't experts say that castrated animals have a more docile temper? Chen Jinyuan was slandered in his heart, and hurriedly said to the angry Hai Dafu: "Hehe, father-in-law, don't be angry, dissipate your anger, it's very unscientific for you to find folk remedies like this, fortunately, these are tonics, if it's poison, I'm afraid you'll be whining and wailing a long time ago, if you want that thing to grow, I have a way!" After speaking, Chen Jinyuan stared at Hai Dafu and stopped talking, waiting for Hai Dafu's reaction.

"Really?" Hai Dafu's small eyes lit up immediately, but he was still a little suspicious, he used so many home remedies to no effect, he didn't think that Chen Jinyuan would have a way to make his thing grow.

"What are you lying to?" Chen Jinyuan chuckled, "Everything must be scientific, it is useless for you to fool around like this, with the medical methods of our time, although I dare not guarantee that you will completely become a man, but it is still possible to give you a fake by doing surgery!" Chen Jinyuan didn't dare to guarantee that the current medicine could give Haida Fuan a real thing, but there are so many transsexuals now, there should be no problem with him being faked.

"Really? You didn't lie to me? Hai Dafu let out a sharp cry, and a pair of sharp claws grabbed Chen Jinyuan excitedly.

"Believe it or not!" Chen Jinyuan vigorously pushed away Hai Dafu's claws, this old eunuch was crazy in order to grow a lifeline, "You don't need to put on any fake beard, when the time comes, go to the hospital to get an injection of male hormones, and ensure that you can even grow your chest hair." ”

"Then you take me out now, I'm going to have surgery, I'm going to fight that ......" Hai Dafu was so excited that he couldn't wait to let Chen Jinyuan take him out.

"Panic!" Chen Jinyuan frowned and looked at the excited Hai Dafu, "Let's get down to business first, that palm you just now is a bone-turning palm, right?" ……”