Chapter 212: Diagnosis of the Pulse of the Hanging Filament

Warm applause rang out like a tide!

Then, at the invitation of the host, a series of experts came up and sat on the judges' stage, as a comment, Chen Weiche glanced at those people, all of them had fat heads and big ears, and couldn't help frowning slightly, very displeased. He immediately said, "I'm sorry, I don't think we need these referees!" ”

"Huh?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, especially the host, when did they invite some well-known people in the industry to be judges when they held programs on TV stations, but now they were directly rejected by the contestants? But when she thought about it, too, after all, the players this time were extraordinary, they were all master level, and it was normal to have a shelf.

"Dr. Chen, this is the arrangement of our TV station, and I hope you can cooperate with us! Moreover, they are all famous doctors who study oriental medicine in Korea, and they are relatively authoritative. The host tried his best to communicate, and the smile on his face was extremely friendly.

Chen Weiche laughed and said: "You also said that these people are Koreans, how can I guarantee that they will not cheat for personal gain, besides, I have a master with Senior Liu, and I know the victory or defeat, and I don't need others to point fingers at all!" ”

His voice is to say, just these crooked melons and cracked dates, how to be your own referee, when to be a referee, you have to be a higher level than the players, when have you ever seen a referee who is a low-handed master!

Those Korean experts were immediately half angry, and the people below also talked about it.

"This Chen Weiche is too arrogant!"

"That's right, it's so damn that the shelves are so big, I don't even pay attention to the judges!"

"It's a bit too much to say that our jury is cheating, let him die!"

"Why is this man so annoying, and his speech is so ugly! Go to hell! Go to hell! ”

"Can you have such a stinky mouth if you look handsome! Hmph, I won't support you anymore, I'll completely fall to Senior Cui! A Korean girl who originally admired Chen Weiche very much and regarded him as an idol said angrily.

The host looked at Cui Liuzhen expectantly, hoping that this old man would come out and say something for the Koreans, but it didn't work out, so Old Man Cui also waved his hand and said: "I compete with Dr. Chen in Huaxia, I really don't need another referee, let's ask a few to go down!" ”

Choi Yoo-jin has a very high prestige in South Korea, and his opening is naturally different from Chen Weiche, and soon, those critical Koreans changed their tone and praised it loudly!

"Hehe, this is the style of a master!"

"The master has made a move, and there is no need for judges, so how can they decide?"

"Naturally, I know it, Master Cui Liuzhen is absolutely confident!"

"Indeed, with the level of the two masters, Chen Weiche and Cui Liuzhen, what is the use of those referees, whether they can understand it or not is two words, this SBS TV station is really stupid to do things. Force! ”

"These fat-headed and big-eared guys, what qualifications do they have to be judges for Master Cui Liuzhen, it's so funny!"

"Get down, get down! You so-called experts are not needed! ”

…… Then, in the host's apology, in the drive of many viewers, these experts ran backstage in disgrace, specially, it's too embarrassing! We're celebrities too! It's all to blame for that Chen Weiche, who doesn't take the old men seriously! I hope that Senior Cui will teach him a hard lesson later!

On the stage outside, Chen Weiche smiled slightly, and glanced at the old man Cui Liuzhen, but the two agreed on this matter, and couldn't help but feel some sympathy, after all, the battle of masters, let a group of people who are not very good at the level to guide, it is simply an insult to the two! Winning or losing is determined, and you are not afraid of the other party's cheating! This is the pride of a master, even if Cui Liuzhen is usually approachable and seems to be kind, but this temper is still there.

"Two masters, it is a great honor to be on the same stage with you! The citizens and friends present and the audience in front of the TV, although there was a little episode just now, I believe that the process of the competition must be more exciting! Before the show, our staff communicated with the two masters, this competition, both sides have valuable things as color heads, Cui Liuzhen's predecessors provided a very precious acupuncture bronze man, with a history of more than 1,000 years, belonging to a world-class treasure, and Dr. Chen from Huaxia, provided a set of prescriptions, known as Jinkui prescriptions, according to Cui's predecessors, it is also quite precious, below, please show us these two priceless treasures in the medical world! ”

With the introduction of the host and the sound of classical and melodious music, a bronze figure of acupuncture and moxibustion the size of Chengren was lifted up, and when it was removed from the red silk cloth covering the body, it immediately caused a sensation for everyone!

At the same time, Chen Weiche also handed over the Jinkui prescription to the host and placed it on the shelf next to the acupuncture bronze man.

There's a lot of talk here.

"It turns out that this is an acupuncture bronze man, so realistic, there are a lot of small holes on it! Dense, like sesame seeds, does the human body really have so many acupuncture points? ”

"That's right, but this kind of thing, it is estimated that only Master Cui can take it, ordinary people, where can there be such a background!"

"I feel that Master Cui has suffered a loss, the thing that Chen Weiche took out is so small, although it is also a copper box, but just looking at the volume, it can't be compared with the acupuncture bronze man!"

"Cultural relics are still about volume? You are so funny, that golden prescription is also a peerless treasure, otherwise how could Master Cui agree, you should be Master Cui's fool! ”

…… When the host finished the introduction, he asked Cui Liuzhen and Chen Weiche about the competition items, originally, the TV station had also arranged it before, but now the referees have been driven down, and that set of items and scoring mechanisms will not be used, the host is very good, improvised, and immediately enlivened the atmosphere, and the two contestants decided the competition items themselves.

Chen Weiche glanced at the acupuncture bronze figure, and sure enough, it was genuine, and asked, "Master Cui, can this acupuncture bronze figure still be used?" "Because the real acupuncture bronze man is a teaching aid for acupuncture teaching, and it is also a model for assessing acupuncture doctors. During the examination, the surface of the copper body is coated with wax, water (mercury is said) is injected into the body, and then the bronze figure is dressed, and the subject is asked to take the acupoint into the needle, if the acupoint is taken accurately, the needle and then the water is ejected. If the acupuncture point is taken incorrectly, the needle cannot be entered.

Cui Liuzhen shook his head and said ashamedly: "I'm afraid it won't work." After a long time, there are already many acupuncture points that cannot be used, and there are many damaged and rusty places inside. He sighed, when the Cui family got it, it was already a broken cultural relic, and although it was maintained with all its might, it could only be kept as it was, and wanted to reuse it, unless it was repaired and repaired, but this is a precious cultural relic, and if you tinker with it, I am afraid that the gains outweigh the losses.

Chen Weiche just asked with the attitude of giving it a try, and immediately couldn't help but sigh, originally, he also wanted to have a blind acupuncture competition, so he used this acupuncture bronze man, at the same time, to see who pierced the acupuncture points more and had a high accuracy rate. Blind acupuncture, that is, blindfolding, touching acupoints with one hand, finding acupoints, and taking out needles and pricking needles with one hand, is a very difficult advanced medical technique for general Chinese medicine practitioners. However, for a martial arts master like them, a Chinese medicine national player, blindfolding is actually not a big impact!

Since the acupuncture bronze figure can't be used, Chen Weiche also gave up, and after simple communication, the three competition items were quickly determined, and then the host reported to everyone with a smile: "Everyone, please be quiet, the competition will start immediately!" Now, I would like to briefly introduce to you the rules of the competition, the whole competition process is very simple, divided into three rounds, and the winner of two games is the winner, which is the suspensory pulse diagnosis, prescription and acupuncture! ”

As soon as the host's voice fell, it immediately caused a sensation, and many friends from the audience at the scene began to discuss, and in front of the TV, many people were surprised and screamed!

"Wow Ka Ka, it's actually a suspensory pulse!"

"Is there really such a magical way to see a doctor? How come I have heard before that the diagnosis of the suspensory filament is foolish! ”

"Yes, it is said that the hanging wire is purely a formality. In ancient times, men and women did not kiss, when the imperial physician saw the palace concubine, he could not directly touch each other's hands, but to pull out a thread behind the curtain to diagnose it, however, the imperial physicians had learned the detailed condition through various channels in advance, such as asking the concubine's personal eunuch about the condition in advance, such as stomach, tongue coating, second stool, symptoms, course of illness, etc., sometimes in order to obtain a real and detailed situation, the imperial physician also gave some gifts to the eunuchs. When it comes to the real suspensory pulse diagnosis, it is just pretending! ”

"Then you are wrong, that is the general quack doctor, the real miracle doctor is indeed able to diagnose the pulse, like our country's Dachangjin, Huaxia country's Sun Simiao, almost all know this kind of stunt!"

"Changjin is a woman, what kind of hanging wire do you use, you have to be a little level to fool people!"

"Uh, I made a slip of the tongue just now, I just want to say that we also have a character like Sun Simiao in South Korea!"

"You know Changjin, I've watched a lot of TV series, don't you know Xu Jun? It is definitely a medical saint that can be compared to Li Shizhen in Huaxia! ”

"Well, Xu Jun is also very powerful, although "Dongbao Medical Jian" was written a little later than Huaxia's "Compendium of Materia Medica", but the weight is definitely enough! It is said that Master Cui is Xu Jun's disciple for many generations! ”

"Don't say it, don't say it, look, the suspensory pulse diagnosis is about to begin! The threads are all up! ”

…… I saw that on the stage, the beautiful host took a roll of silk thread from the staff and showed it to everyone, that is, ordinary red silk thread, a total of three, each about three meters long.

"I don't know which audience friend at the scene came up to cooperate, there must be someone who has been unwell recently, or has a little bit of illness! It's also a great opportunity, and you don't usually get such a great doctor! The beautiful host smiled and said to the crowd under the stage.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"I've been feeling very unwell lately! I'm willing to be a test for free! ”

"What are you talking about, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and you actually say that you are a test subject?! Host, don't choose him, choose me, I admire the two doctors the most, and you also admire the host! ”

"Sister host, you choose me!"

…… The host went down for a while, and in the end, he picked a little girl who looked very cute and cute, and then asked Cui Liuzhen and Chen Weiche for their opinions, and the two naturally agreed.

"Little sister, how old are you?" The moderator asked.

"I'm fourteen years old, and I'm in my second year of junior high school!" The little girl is a native of Korea and speaks pure Korean, but the TV station is well prepared, and it is all broadcast in Chinese, Korean, and English. There is a dedicated simultaneous translation.

"Oh, are you here alone today?" The moderator asked.

The little girl said, "No, my mother and I are all very fond of Chinese medicine, but we prefer Korean medicine!" ”

"Is there anything wrong with you?" The host said with a smile.

The little girl tilted her head, grinned, and said, "Of course I have always had a small problem, take this opportunity to let the two masters show me, as for the specific condition, hehe, I won't tell you!" ”

"Well, the little girl is very cute! It's right not to say it, our two masters will help you find out later! The host smiled and touched her head, took the silk thread, and said, "Now, my sister is going to tie the silk thread to your hand, and then the two great doctors will take turns to treat you!" As the host spoke, he tied one end of the three silk threads, not loose or tight, corresponding to the inch of the ruler, obviously trained in advance.

The so-called inch-guan ruler is a pulse term, which refers to the name of the three parts of the inch-mouth pulse. The styloid process of the radius is closed, the inch is before the closure (wrist end), and the ulnar is after the closure (elbow end). The pulse of the three parts of the inch and the ruler are respectively called the inch pulse, the guan pulse, and the ulnar pulse. "Pulse Meridian": "From the fish to the high bone, but one inch, which is called the inch mouth, from the inch to the ruler, the name is the ruler, so the size is called the size, and the name is called the guan before the inch after the ruler." Yang out of yin in, with guan as the boundary. ”

Then, the host walked over with the other end of the silk thread and asked Cui Liuzhen and Chen Weiche, "I don't know which of the two will come first?" ”

Chen Weiche said: "Senior Cui, please first!" ”

Cui Liuzhen was not polite, smiled slightly, grabbed the three silk threads, slightly No. 1 vein, frowned, and then gave the silk thread to Chen Weiche, Chen Weiche took it, felt the pulse of the little girl, and couldn't help frowning slightly, and glanced at the little girl.

Although the diagnosis of the suspensory silk pulse is superb, in the eyes of real masters, it is almost the same as an ordinary diagnosis pulse, that is, in the blink of an eye, others can't see anything at all.

"Alright, you two, please come over here, write the answer on a piece of paper at the same time, and let's see which one has the right diagnosis?"

Chen Weiche and Cui Liuzhen walked over, their tables were a meter apart, and they didn't bother to steal. Peek at what the other party wrote, just "brushed" his diagnosis on paper.

This host, who is proficient in Chinese and Korean, first came to Chen Weiche's side to take a look, stunned, only to see that the paper was written in Chinese as "Xi Mai, Huai. About two weeks pregnant, mild anemia. ”

The host couldn't help but purse his mouth, and said in his heart that this person is simply writing nonsense, how can a fourteen-year-old girl be pregnant. Pregnant, it's so funny, you're still so famous, and now you're going to be ruined overnight! It seems that Senior Cui has won! Or our Korean medicine is amazing!

She walked over with confidence, and when she looked at Cui Liuzhen, she was immediately dumbfounded, only to see that Cui Liuzhen was written in Korean: "Ximai, Huai. About 10 days pregnant, anemia. ”

"This, this ......" The host held two diagnosis slips, stammered for a while, and looked at the two.

"What's going on, host, announce the results quickly!" The people below began to urge.

"That's it, host, what the hell is going on that makes you so surprised!"

"Don't whet our appetite, let's talk about it!"

Chen Weiche said: "You'd better not announce it, it's not good for the little girl's reputation in the future!" ”

Cui Liuzhen also nodded.

The host had no choice but to say: "Friends and viewers, the diagnosis results of the two miracle doctors are almost identical, but for the protection of the patient, we will not announce the conclusion for the time being." Thank you for your understanding! ”

Now, the people below are gone!

"What are you doing, Lao Tzu spent a lot of money to buy tickets, and after waiting for so long, you let us see this?"

"What can't be announced, illness is unspeakable, and the little girl is so lively and healthy, what can be an unsightly illness!"

"Speak quickly, speak quickly! It has to be announced, otherwise how do we know which of the two divine doctors is superior or inferior?! ”

The little girl and her mother stopped doing it, and the little girl's mother jumped out and said, "Why do you slander my daughter, my daughter is upright, what is wrong with her!" Even if it's cancer, we have the right to know! At this time, she was angry at the same time, but she was even more worried, after all, the other party is a famous doctor, although the matter of diagnosing the pulse of the hanging filament is not very reliable, but there is always a right to know.

The little girl pursed her mouth and said, "It's okay, you say, isn't it anemia, I already knew, and it's not a big deal!" ”

"But...... Well, then I'll announce it! The host didn't want to say it, but the crowd was surging, and their deputy director was also looking at her behind the scenes, signaling her to hurry up and announce the results, the host had to clear his throat and said, "The suspensory silk diagnosis just now, although it is magical, but it is difficult for our two Xinglin masters, Master Cui and Huaxia's Doctor Chen, the diagnosis results are the same, that is, ......"

"Say it quickly, say it quickly, don't sell it, okay!"

"Why does the host have this German surname, and he will whet people's appetites halfway through it!"

"Ahem," the host coughed twice, and then, a crisp and melodious voice sounded, "That is, this little girl is pregnant. Pregnant, and mildly anemic! ”

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

The people below were dumbfounded, and for a while, the pin drop could be heard, followed by a chatter.

"No, it's really fake, such a little girl, she was actually made belly bigger?"

"It must have been a misdiagnosis!"

"It's impossible to be wrong, if one person says this, it may be wrong, but the two masters have the same conclusion, and they can't be wrong!"

(To be continued)