Shangguan can sweat in the brain, a set of gongkou animation will let you rest assured that your daughter will be handed over to me, do you dare to call yourself a mother?

Chen Manyun took a sip of tea, squinted his eyes comfortably, and smiled: "It's so good!" My daughter found a happy home, I also found a like-minded son-in-law, everything was so perfect. ”

“……”

"Little capable ......" Chen Manyun turned his head to look at Shangguan and said softly: "Auntie knows that you are a strange person, and you and Tingting will live a long life in the future, and even stay young forever, look at Auntie's ......"

Chen Manyun pointed to the corner of his eye: "Do you see it?" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan can wink: "It's clean, no eye droppings......"

"Die!"

“……”

"Die!"

"Ahem......" Shangguan Nengren looked confused: "What are you letting me see?" ”

Seeing that Shangguan's expression did not seem to be fake, Chen Manyun sighed lightly: "Crow's feet, crow's feet!" Don't you see that Auntie has crow's feet in the corners of her eyes! What does this mean? It means that the aunt is old. ”

"This ...... It's not too old! You're only 44 years old......"

"Die!"

“……”

"Die!"

"Ahem......" Shangguan Nengren's face was straight, and he said: "Actually, you are very well maintained, you look only in your early thirties, and you are still young!" ”

"Can you compare with a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl?"

“……”

Shangguan Nengren scratched his head: "What the hell do you want to say?" ”

"Hehe...... Chen Manyun's eyes lit up: "A strange person like you, there is always a miracle medicine that keeps people young forever!" Auntie doesn't seek immortality, as long as she can stay young until she dies, how about it? Give your aunt a magic medicine for eternal youth. ”

"Uh......"

"Can you bear to see your aunt become a withered old woman and die depressed?" Chen Manyun wiped his 'tears' with his hands, and his voice was mournful.

Shangguan Neng wiped his head and smiled bitterly: "Okay! ”

Shine Shine Shine Shine -

“……

Auntie, can you stop selling cuteness? You're all forty ......"

"Die!"

“……”

"Die!"

"Forget the medicine......"

"Don't!" Chen Manyun looked at Shangguan Capable Man pitifully. Shine Shine Shine Shine ......

“……”

Shangguan was convinced, took out a low-grade pill from the space-Zhuyan Dan, thought about it, and took out a defective Peiyuan Dan.

"You can eat this Pei Yuan Dan first, and within a month, it will make you twenty years younger......

Chen Manyun opened his bloody mouth, bit on the finger of the Shangguan capable person holding the Pei Yuan Dan, and licked the pill into his mouth little by little with his tongue.

“……”

Shangguan Nengren had a black face and threw Pei Yuandan away: "Let it go!" ”

"Gollum-" Chen Manyun swallowed the pill into his stomach and stuck out his tongue: "It's so bitter!" Why is the miracle medicine so bitter. ”

Inferior elixir. Bitter, of course.

Shangguan smiled and smiled: He deserves it.

Another Zhuyan Pill was put into a small jade bottle and handed to Chen Manyun: "This can be eaten by you in a month, so that you will be twenty-four years old when you die." ”

Chen Manyun grabbed the little jade bottle in his hand like a baby, his eyes lit up excitedly, and his face turned red: "Little talent, thank you!" It's not in vain that Auntie handed over her two precious daughters to you, and it's not in vain that Auntie loves you so much. ”

Shangguan Nengren grinned and said with a dry smile: "It's good that you're satisfied." Stand up: "Well, it's not too early." I still have a few things to do, so I'll go first. ”

"Let's go! Let's go! ”

“……”

Shangguan was able to cry and laugh: Why didn't you keep me at this time? I haven't taken a sip of this tea yet!

For his future mother-in-law, Shangguan was speechless, and after leaving. Shangguan people went to Xu Jingru's house, Xu Jingru was at work at this time, and there was no one at home, but Shangguan people were a little helpless. It's only been a dozen days since he last left, and when he left, the house was still clean, but now it's full of empty wine bottles. All kinds of discarded plastic bags are still on the coffee table, and the house is covered with a layer of dust.

"This Xu Jingru!" Shangguan sighed, rolled up his sleeves and started cleaning.

After more than three hours of busy work, several rooms were cleaned clean, spotless, the garbage was emptied, and the dirty clothes were washed.

The clothes are washed and dried over the fire, ironed with an electric iron, and the clothes, underwear, stockings and other things are neatly folded and put into the closet......

Everything is busy, the time is also in the evening, there is nothing in the refrigerator except a dozen eggs, Shangguan can people are very resentful and put some fruits and vegetables produced in the refrigerator, think about it, and take them all out, the upper layer is filled with some desserts and juices made before, as well as a few catties of raw peanuts, and the lower layer is filled with more than a dozen catties of frozen dumplings, with Xu Jingru's amount of food, this is two or three days of food, but there is no way, the refrigerator is so big, it can't be loaded.

Everything is loaded, look at the time, it's almost six o'clock, Xu Jingru hasn't come back yet, Shangguan can sigh, go to the kitchen to jingle and get busy, until eight o'clock in the evening, with a tired Xu Jingru back, as soon as I entered the door and saw the clean living room, I was stunned for a moment, and most of the fatigue on my body instantly dissipated, I heard the movement in the kitchen, closed the door, and walked over quickly.

Shangguan Nengren looked back at her and reproached, "Why did you come back so late?" Didn't you tell yourself not to be tired! Treat my words as wind in your ears, don't you? And at home, I've only been away for a few days! It's as dirty as a pig's nest, and it took me an afternoon to clean it, and there's nothing in the refrigerator, so you're not afraid to get hungry in the middle of the night! And those clothes, it's not that there is no washing machine, you can wash it with some water, and you're too lazy......"

Listening to the reproach of the competent person, Xu Jingru's eyes were wet, she took a step forward, threw herself into his arms, and hugged him tightly.

"Don't think I'll spare you, I'll tell you...... Hmmm......"

The mouth of the competent man was gagged.

Half a minute later, Xu Jingru let go of her mouth, turned around and left: "I'll take a bath." ”

“……”

Touching his lips, Shangguan sighed lightly and muttered, "Let me rest assured." ”

In the bathroom, Xu Jingru leaned against the door and covered her chest with one hand: "Are you tempted?" I didn't expect to be so impulsive. ”

When Xu Jingru came out of the bathroom, there was already a sweet and sour fish, a stewed chicken with mushrooms, a scrambled egg with tomatoes, a cold vegetarian mix, dumplings, and a large glass of water on the table.

Looking at Xu Jingru, who was wrapped in a bath towel, Shangguan snorted and said, "Eat quickly!" ”

"Hmm." Xu Jingru walked over, didn't walk to the chair opposite the competent person, sat directly on the lap of the competent person, leaned back on his chest, picked up chopsticks and ate.

The big hand wrapped around Xu Jingru's slender waist, stroked the smooth and firm lower abdomen, and the big hand pulled the slightly wet hair: "Obviously I am a few years younger than you, you should take care of me, why should I take care of you in turn!" ”

"You brought it on yourself."

"You...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about you. The palms of both hands exuded heat, holding Xu Jingru's hair, like a hair dryer, quickly steaming Xu Jingru's hair, putting down her hands, wrapping around her waist, and kissing her lips on her fragrant shoulders.

"What for?" Xu Jingru stopped her chopsticks.

"Collect some interest."

“……”

"You eat yours." Shangguan opened the hem of his clothes, unbuttoned the waistband of his trousers, and went into the hole: "I'll soak for a while." ”

“……”

Xu Jingru was eating, twisting from time to time, and Shangguan was able to sit still, humming comfortably.

Ten minutes later, Xu Jingru had her stomach full, drank the big glass of water in one go, stood up, turned around and straddled the Shangshang, and twisted wildly.

"Oh, Comfort......"

Half an hour later, Xu Jingru moaned in a low voice, her delicate body was tightly straightened, she was panting, and she was paralyzed on the competent person.

Feeling a large wet patch underneath, the competent person stood up with her in his arms and got into the bathroom.

After a mandarin duck bath, Shangguan was able to lie on the bed with Xu Jingru in his arms, covered with a quilt, sniffing the fragrance on Xu Jingru's body, and sighed: "Sister Jingru, have you thought about it?" Be my woman! ”

"I'm going to think about it again." Xu Jingru crouched in the arms of the competent man, pillowed his arm, although he wanted to agree in his heart, but for some reason, he still did not make a decision.

"Just you sloppy woman, with a man as good as me asking for you, that's a blessing you've cultivated in eight lifetimes, what are you going to pick and choose?" Shangguan Nengren slapped Xu Jingru's elastic buttocks, and said angrily: "It's the first time that Lao Tzu wants to take care of a woman so cheaply, and you still push Lao Tzu out, what do you mean?" ”

The buttocks were attacked, and Xu Jingru pounded Shangguan's stomach with an iron fist: "Don't think I'm a bully, when I fight with people, you don't know where to eat!" ”

"You ......" felt a trace of pain in his stomach, and Shangguan was able to jump like thunder, and slapped Xu Jingru's buttocks: "It's against you!" If I don't flatten you today, you won't know the three eyes of Lord Ma! ”

Xu Jingru's buttocks hurt hotly, not to be outdone, and slammed her fists into the stomach of the Shangguan person, this is the only weakness of the Shangguan person that Xu Jingru knows, if you attack other places, the Shangguan person is not painful at all, only the defense of the stomach is the weakest, of course, there is another place that is very fragile, but Xu Jingru does not dare to attack there, it will kill people......

"Stinky bitch! Dare to hit your husband! I'll beat you to death! Shangguan was angry and Xu Jingru scuffled together, Xu Jingru tore with him without showing weakness, but in the end, Shangguan was skilled, a hungry tiger pounced, pressed Xu Jingru under him, raised the heavenly angry stick, and fiercely penetrated Xu Jingru's peach blossom source, Xu Jingru screamed, the city gate was lost, and the fallen flowers who were killed were ...... (To be continued.) )

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