When Su Shi, Shi Qiang and Fang Yongyan came to the gate of the Celebrity University, the three of them were stunned.

"This school gate, when we left, there were still a lot of them like this." Su Shi pointed to the gate of the school, which had changed its shape, and said to Shi Qiang, "Why has it become a big pants now." ”

Shi Qiang glanced at the big pants and joked with a smile: "It's very similar to the office building of Splendid National Television." However, I heard that the building was designed that way in the hope that the green space under the crotch would be an area for my father-in-law to rest. It's just a pity that the place is now fenced off. I don't know what those people are thinking now? ”

Su Shi also heard about this matter. When it was first designed, it was said that a landmark building would be built. As a result, it was later spoofed by netizens into the lower body of many celebrities or famous characters. It seems that Superman was not photoshopped, because he was wearing small pants.

"Then I'll send you here." Shi Qiang suddenly said, "Since I have arrived at your territory, I don't have to worry about anything." ”

"Aren't you going to go in and sit?" Su Shi warmly invited.

"No, I'll go through another door when I'm free. I don't want to get under my crotch right now. ”

Su Shi was speechless, and just watched Shi Qiang board his off-road vehicle. The car was quickly started, and Su Shi was just about to wave when he saw Shi Qiang's huge head coming out of the window of the off-road vehicle, and a big mouth spit out a string of Chinese characters: "Don't forget to learn to drive!" ”

Su Shi became even more speechless when he waited.

After Shi Qiang left, Su Shi and Fang Yongyan got under their crotch and entered the gate of Celebrity University. During this period, Su Shi had used the afterglow of his eyes many times to glance at Fang Yongyan next to him, but the girl obviously didn't know anything about the other explanation for this crotch humiliation. This made Su Shi's bad taste directly fall short.

Fortunately, Su Shi soon discovered another interesting thing. Among the "indigenous residents" who are responsible for welcoming the new students at the gate today, Han Xin's figure is particularly active. This made Su Shi's spoof thinking fully active. He walked over and shouted at Han Xin: "You don't stay in Kangaroo Country, are you coming back to enjoy this humiliation of your crotch?" ”

Su Shi shouted loudly, while pointing to the big pants and even sarcastically scribbled at Han Xin, but Han Xin didn't look angry at all, and continued to calmly explain the precautions for coming here to the new students.

Su Shi found that his teasing did not succeed, so he decided to step forward and continue to tease one or two. Unexpectedly, at this time, he suddenly heard an arrangement that he had never heard of.

Han Shin introduced to a girl, "If you want to learn to drive, our school is a driving school with a deputy book. As long as you don't break the car inside, it's free. ”

The girl was visibly overjoyed to hear this. Su Shi, who was standing not far away, even thought of it with a bad taste: Eighty percent of this woman is going to marry a rich husband, and she will drive to pick up and drop off her children in the future.

But then again, Su Shi himself seems to have just been told to learn to drive. So he found that there were some things that he had to ask in detail.

"Why don't I remember that our school has an affiliated driving school? And there is no charge? ”

Faced with Su Shi's question, Han Xin said to him very patiently like a freshman: "The driving school was established when you were lying in the hospital. The various documents have just been approved. There are still more than a dozen coaches missing. Now Ma Chao is still working part-time as a coach there. If you want to learn how to drive. You might as well ask him. It's better to act quickly, because our driving school only charges 3,200 yuan when recruiting students from the society. It is estimated that the remorse of signing up is enthusiastic. You must know that the current driving school is not much inferior to the relevant departments in terms of the ability to eat and take cards. ”…

Su Shi nodded, and took Fang Yongyan into the school. After successfully sending the little girl to the dormitory building where he was, Su Shi hurriedly called Ma Chao.

"You're going to learn to drive?" After Ma Chao heard Su Shi's idea, he was obviously a little surprised. Recently, the people who come to him to learn to drive are basically thrill-seeking generals. Except for a few cases where they can't get into small cars and can only practice large trucks because of their size, other people's driving skills are basically very comprehensive. Zhuge Liang even joked about this that he could set up a logistics company in the future.

However, few of the literati and writers of various societies proposed to learn to drive. They seem to think, as always, that as long as they learn well, they can find a good driver in modern society. So far, in addition to several strategists of the Three Kingdoms Society, as well as the columnists of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period who needed to travel, Su Shi was the first taxi doctor to propose to learn to drive.

Su Shi's request was quickly spread on the Chaos Forum. Even Zhuge Liang took the time to rush to the practice ground to catch a glimpse of Su Shi's demeanor.

moved a chair and sat down, and then took out a hamburger that had become cold from the paper bag he carried, Zhuge Liang opened his bloody mouth and bit down. Sima Yi on the side was doing the same thing as him. While eating, they also discussed the paper bag in their hands.

"I heard it was made to prevent white contamination."

"That's right, I've heard that there is a small country in Africa called Rwanda, which has now banned the production and use of plastic bags. Now we are using paper bags like ours. ”

At this moment, seven or eight black shadows suddenly flew up from the ground like cannonballs, and then fell heavily to the ground. Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi hurriedly looked over, but found that it was the vehicle driven by Su Shi that knocked a series of roadblocks into the air.

"He doesn't think it's Super Mario. I thought I could get extra points after those things were hit. After seeing this scene, Sima Yi did not hesitate to complain about his talent.

"Don't say anything about Super Mario." Zhuge Liang pulled the topic back again, "A few days ago, KFC's chicken was easy to get along with, wasn't it?" ”

"What's wrong? What business opportunities do you see again? You want to replace that company. But KFC won't look for you, they will definitely go to those who have been doing it for many years, how can they go back to find newbies? ”

"That's right."

At this time, Ma Chao's voice suddenly came.

"Brakes! Slow down, slow down and turn! ”

When Zhuge Liang looked up, he saw Su Shi driving the car and stepping on the accelerator, and then with a classic drifting action, the whole body crashed sideways towards him.

Zhuge Liang didn't say a word, grabbed Sima Yi and crossed into the private universe.

Soon after, the classic joke about Su Shi learning to drive became popular on the Chaos Forum. One of the more classic ones is: others need a venue to practice car, and Su Shi needs to live when he practices car.

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