Chapter 61: Expired Milk

Although the place that the fourth child told me is partial, it is not difficult to find, and on the way, I said, "You can discuss how to act for a while." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Rush in directly." ”

I hurriedly said, "No, they have guns." "I think they can understand when I say this, although they have heard of it and have never seen it, but the bullets that shoot are not something that human beings can dodge, and it is the conclusion they have concluded by watching TV and movies, as a special preference of generals and killers, they know no less about guns than modern people.

The second fool said firmly: "We don't seem to have to be afraid of death..."

Xiang Yu and the others listened to this, they all looked at each other with a smile, yes, they really don't seem to be afraid of death, these people except for Master Li, in their previous lives, they lived a life with their heads pinned to their trouser belts, and they took life and death very lightly, not to mention that they only lasted for a year after they came to me, and now they don't have a few days to live, and it is only a month to leave early and late, I can't imagine that this group of outlaws is fighting this idea.

Wu Sangui said: "Then you can't make a senseless sacrifice, what about buns?" So you still have to sum it up. ”

Master Li said: "I will call the door in a while, and they should not be defensive against me." ”

Hua Mulan said: "I'll go, as long as I have the right face, I can clean him up first." ”

Master Li said: "No, Sister Mulan has the temperament of a soldier, I am afraid that it will arouse their vigilance." ”

Hua Mulan worriedly held Master Li's shoulders and said, "Can you do it?" ”

Master Li smiled slightly: "It's okay." ”

There wasn't much business around the place, there were no people except a few street lamps left alone, and there were a few big cars parked in front of the door, which was supposed to be a big car shop. If there is no information, it will be difficult to find this place in ten days and half a month, the other party is in a house on the third floor, and as soon as I entered, the owner of the store saw so many people. Hurriedly greeted him and said, "How many people live in the hotel?" ”

I pinched my driver's license in my hand and shook it in front of his eyes, and said sternly: "The police handle the case." Everyone stay where they are. ”

The shopkeeper originally walked towards me with one leg, but when he heard me say this, he didn't dare to move anymore, and he swayed in the air with one leg on the ground and said, "Yes, yes, you must cooperate, do you need me to help you pinch the electricity?" ”

I kicked his leg on the ground and asked, "Are there two foreigners living in room 302?" ”

The shopkeeper wondered, "302 can't remember." In the open room where the dinner is held, there seem to be two people wearing hats and sunglasses. When you say this, it seems to be really similar, there is a person with a nose that looks like Li Jindou, and eighty percent of them are foreigners. ”

I said solemnly: "It's a foreign spy, and we're here to arrest them." ”

The shopkeeper high-fived and said, "Damn, I hate foreign spies the most." I deserve to give them warm water and expired milk! ”

Me: "... Is there a spare key? ”

"Originally, there was land, but those two boys were very thieves, and they were going to go. One has a handful in his hand... Comrade policeman, let me explain to you the situation, the door of room 302 can actually be opened with the key of 202..."

Wu Sangui couldn't help but smile and said, "You are a black shop!" ”

The shopkeeper waved his hand again and again: "No, no, I also found out by accident, this is mainly to blame the lock fuck, if it weren't for the loss of the two keys of 303, I could open it with that..."

I stretched out my hand and said, "Give it to me." ”

The shopkeeper put the key in my hand with a sad face and said, "You must go right, there is a couple living in the night of 202, and I should have just laid down and not slept at this point..."

I weighed the key and said, "Do you have a latch or a chain on the door of this room?" ”

"Yes, but don't worry, I'm sure they're all bad."

I put my hand on his shoulder, I really didn't know what to say, and finally patted him and said, "If this is done, I will give you credit!" ”

It's no wonder that the two foreigners are not unlucky, so that the girls know what China's national conditions are.

We tiptoed up to the third floor, I took out the key and gently walked to 302, slowly inserting it into the keyhole, Xiang Yu and they were close behind me, ready to rush in at any time.

But this time, the shopkeeper broke the key and killed me, and as soon as I inserted it halfway, the rusty keyhole made a soft click, and the people inside were extremely alert, and suddenly shouted: "What person? "It's good to listen to the accent Chinese, but after all, it's weird, it should be a foreigner.

When we were stunned, we heard a person walking quickly to the door, and Master Li suddenly pushed us to the side, knocked lightly on the door with his hand, and said in a greasy voice: "Does Mr. want to serve?" ”

We: "..."

At this time, the man had already walked to the door, lying on the cat's eye and looking out, this kid had been in China for a long time, and probably knew what Master Li just said, only to hear him say to another person in the room in a very evil tone: "SO-HOT (very sexy)!" And then...|,"How much?" ”

We all follow the heart, there is a door!

Master Li scratched his head at the cat's eye and said, "Then I want you to see it." ”

I only heard a few more laughs in the room, and then said: "Miss leave a phone, it's a little inconvenient today, I'll invite you to meet in a five-star hotel another day, when the time comes..."

As soon as Xiang Yu heard this, he knew that it was no longer possible to outwit him, so he slowly walked around the door from behind me, reached out and firmly grasped the doorknob, and pushed it violently, and the lock on the door clicked and was deduced by him, and half of the door frame was smashed to pieces, and fell down softly.

The kid in the door was smiling and smiling, and he was caught off guard by the door and hit the wall, Xiang Yu kept working harder, and this person was squeezed between the door and the wall, and suddenly he couldn't speak, he screamed, and he wanted to take out the gun from his arms, but where could he move half a minute?

The moment the door opened, I could see clearly: Baozi's phone was on the table, but she couldn't be seen.

I didn't bother to look too much, and nervously opened my hands to stop everyone who wanted to rush forward, because the other guy in the room had already pulled out a gun and pointed it at us...

These two foreigners were the same ones I had seen the last time I met Goodwhite, and I waved my hands back and forth, "Don't shoot, don't shoot, we've smoked fake cigarettes together." You don't remember me? ”

This kid was obviously more nervous than us, he held the gun flat and shouted to Xiang Yu: "Let my friend go." ”

Xiang Yu leaned against the door with his arms in his arms, and said leisurely: "Leave him alone, take care of yourself." ”

The one in the squeezed door was gouged for a long time. Gradually, I gave up struggling... Or maybe it's out of gas.

The foreigner with the gun grabbed both hands on the gun, half-crouched and shouted, "Don't come here."

I looked around the room and saw no buns. He also shouted at him, "Where is my wife? ”

The foreigner pointed the gun at me and shouted again, "Don't come here!" ”

Hua Mulan took a step forward and stood in front of me and said, "How many bullets do you have in your gun, is it enough to kill us all?" Your best bet now is to put down your gun or shoot me, depending on whether you want to die or live. ”

Wu Sangui said unhappily: "How can anyone let a woman take the lead and beat me." ”

Hua Mulan said unhappily: "Why do you always look down on women." I still have to stop this bullet today. ”

Xiang Yu pressed the door with one hand, and pulled both of them behind him with the other. Said to the foreigner: "If you are not very good at marksmanship, it is better to hit me first." ”

At this time, Zhang Bing jumped in front of Xiang Yu and said resolutely: "I don't care about others, if you dare to hurt my king, I will definitely bite you to death!" She is not low, but she stands in front of Xiang Yu like a doll. There was endless resoluteness in her tone, at this moment, no matter what she had done or said before. We all completely forgave her, all for Xiang Yu, Zhang Bing's sincerity, that is what everyone sees.

Liu Bang poked his head out from behind us and said, "Since everyone is so active, I won't join in the fun, but if he really dares to shoot, I will definitely avenge you by dismantling him." ”

The old man pointed his gun at this and at that, and saw that a group of us people looked dizzy as if they were grabbing professional titles, and shouted: "Stand still, you don't want to play in front of me, I don't believe that there are people in this world who are not afraid of death." ”

The second fool who was watching coldly suddenly walked to the foreigner from the side, and said leisurely: "Don't fight, you should go with me." We all know what he means, he was the first of these people to come, so he had the shortest time left, and in that sense he should go.

The muzzle of the old man's gun trembled with his voice, and he howled: "Don't move, I'll really shoot if I go any further!" "I can see that he is very emotional, almost on the verge of collapse, I grabbed the second fool to death, although he is really not afraid of death, but can I really let him continue to go in like this?

While dragging the second fool, I said anxiously: "Where is my wife?" ”

The foreigner didn't hear it, and stomped his feet vigorously and said, "Stay away from me, I'll shoot!" ”

Outside the window, Shi Qian has been pasted on the glass, is using a knife to pull the latch little by little, we were stunned, the foreigner also saw that something was wrong, but he didn't know what was wrong, he faced us naturally couldn't see Shi Qian, but the one who was squeezed in the door looked really good, helpless and speechless, so he struggled desperately, while calling out.

The foreigner with the gun couldn't help but twist his neck and turn back, Liu Bang shouted: "There is someone outside the window!" ”

When the foreigner with the gun heard this, he immediately stood up and sneered: "I don't appreciate your Oriental humor at all, it's always so pale and empty. ”

We nodded together: "That's it." ”

So we just waited for the time to change, but this time this time the work was a bit difficult, first of all, we couldn't make a sound, and the worst thing was that the broken hotel had two layers of glass. I really don't know when he will break through the window.

At this moment, we saw the door of a room diagonally behind the foreigner with the gun silently opened a small crack, and then gradually opened and grew, the bun poked out half of his head from inside, she looked at us, and then looked at the foreigner with the gun, and slowly walked out of the room, she picked up a glass of water on a table, shook her head, put down and changed a thermos, still felt uncomfortable, and finally picked up a square ashtray, then nodded, and then moved behind the foreigner with the gun like a Japanese woman...

The foreigner who was squeezed in the door began to struggle unprecedentedly violently, and Xiang Yu stopped making a sound after a slight effort.

At this time, Baozi was standing behind him, and was gesturing the distance back and forth, the ashtray was slowly moving in front of and behind the foreigner's head, the foreigner was unconscious, staring at us without blinking, and when he saw the situation outside the window, he was simply not busy, sitting on the windowsill and looking in.

I put on a smiling expression and said to the foreigner with the gun, "You're going to be unlucky." ”

At this time, the foreigner did not forget to show us Western-style humor, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Why don't I feel it?" ”

I smiled and said, "You're going to be out of luck soon!" ”

This will all of us put down the shelf, look at him happily, the foreigner was a little hairy by our look, several times wanted to turn back but didn't dare, and finally he snorted and concluded: "You are all very talented in acting." ”

I said, "You're going to be unlucky if I count one, two, three, one... Two..."

"Bang", the foreigner fell under the ashtray that had been calculating him for a long time, and the gun fell far away, and the bun shook the ash in his hand and stepped on his face twice, scolding: "It's stupid to be a mother, what kind of friend."

I hurriedly pulled her aside and complained, "Why don't you wait for me to finish counting three?" ”

Bao Zi said: "Haven't you watched TV, you will definitely not be able to fight when you count to three." As soon as she finished saying this, she suddenly covered her mouth and rushed into the room where she came out just now, I opened the door and looked, it turned out to be a simple bathroom, Baozi retched a few times while holding the toilet, but nothing spit out, I went over and patted her on the back and said, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Master Li chuckled and said, "I'm afraid my cousin-in-law is happy." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone suddenly laughed together, and seeing that my expression was smiling, I took Baozi's hand in surprise and said, "Is it true?" How many months? ”

Baozi wiped his mouth and said, "I don't know either." ”

Master Li said: "When did you start to react?" ”

Baozi said: "I just drank a glass of milk, and then it started." ”

I suddenly remembered the words of the shopkeeper here, and sighed to the sky: "Expired milk kills people." ”

At this time, Shi Qian came in through the window, pointed to the foreigner on the ground and said, "What should I do with this person?" ”

Xiang Yu pressed the door and said, "There's another one here." ”

I came to the door and took a look, only to see that the person who had been detained by Xiang Yu for a long time, he was no longer awake, and the feces and urine flowed together, and it is estimated that the sequelae are not light, and the one who was knocked down by the bun was also unconscious, you must know that the use of bricks in the bun is also level 6.

I kicked both of their guns away and said, "Let's go first, and I'll leave this place to the police." ”