Xiao Yu glanced at You Fang with some surprise: "Do you have a tape measure here, I want to measure the size of the bed." ”

You Fang smiled, looking very kind: "Do you want to buy a mattress?" The dimensions are one meter nine by one meter two. ”

Xiao Yu sighed, picked up the phone in her hand and reported the size, and at the same time reported the house number here, she was really ordering a mattress to be delivered to her door. You Fang said again: "If you want to pay here, cash doesn't matter, don't forget to remind the other party to bring a mobile POS machine by swiping the card." …… With a credit card, you can check the consumption information of the head of account through the bank. ”

The latter sentence is ostensibly to remind her to pay attention when making payments and not to let the other party brush up the amount, but secretly it is to remind her family that her family may find out her whereabouts through the bank account information, because Xiao Yu is likely to run out of the house secretly. But the girl didn't seem to react, and nodded: "Thank you!" …… You two men, you just want to squeeze this little bed? ”

She saw Chen Jun sitting in the room, and was actually interested in this question, so she asked a little curiously and a little surprised. You Fang still replied very calmly: "He doesn't live here, I have a place to arrange for him, and I won't disturb you." ”

When the door was closed, Chen Jun frowned and said, "This girl is quite colorful, she seems to be very promising." ”

You Fang: "It doesn't matter what she comes from, it's just a big girl who comes out to rent a house, so you don't have to make up your mind." ”

Chen Jun squeezed his eyebrows and said: "I'm not interested in making up my mind, I just think you're a little wrong, the way you look just now reminds me of the middle school head teacher standing on the podium and talking." …… If you want to pick up girls, this kind of performance is not right, do you want me to teach you two tricks? ”

You Fang reprimanded: "Don't talk to me, I haven't finished talking about it just now, and the ghost believes that you came to see the Asian Games." Recently, I saw a blog post on the Internet, titled "Missing Him", is it from the pen of you, a great love saint? ”

Chen Jun was stunned for a moment, and then said in surprise: "Lin Yin even told you this, what is your relationship?" ”

This time, it was You Fang's turn to grab Chen Jun's collar: "The pervert's tail is finally exposed, and he said that he is watching the Asian Games, it is obviously planned for a long time to come to Lin Yin!" I didn't have anything to do with her, and she didn't tell me about it, I occasionally found it on the Internet, and I wondered at the time, who taught her this trick? ”

Chen Jun stiffened his neck and said: "I came to Lin Yin, what can I do, since you have nothing to do with her, can't I chase her?" ”

You Fang's hand tightened: "You heard me clearly, I have a friend who is a policeman, and he specially told me to take care of Lin Yin and not let her be bullied by bad people!" ”

Chen Jun: "Policeman, it won't be Xie Gonghua from Zhongguancun, right?" Can you run so far? Besides, I didn't bully Lin Yin, do you think I'm a bad person? ”

You Fang almost didn't give Qi Le: "May I ask Chen Daqingsheng, when have you ever been a good person?" ”

Chen Jun still said to himself: "I'm a good person now, won't the prodigal son turn back, I really like Lin Yin, not a joke." ”

You Fang: "Really? Three days ago on the night, I saw you go to a pine bone restaurant to play, and the first thing you thought about when you arrived in Guangzhou was this, and you dared to call yourself a prodigal son? ”

Chen Jun said with a bitter face: "My idea at that time was to be chic again, start to be a new person from tomorrow, and clean up my mood to be healthy and upbeat." …… Well, no, you saw me in that kind of place, so what are you doing? ”

You Fang let go: "My thoughts are similar to yours, don't mention this stubble!" …… If you just want to have fun, I advise you to die as soon as possible, go to bars and nightclubs and no one cares about you, but don't harm Lin Yin. You should also know what happened to her, and she can't stand the hurt. ”

Chen Jun was anxious: "I'm really serious this time, I said it when I was in Yanjing, how do you want me to prove it to you?" ”

You Fang stared at him with the intention of questioning, and thought for a long time and said: "You don't need to prove it to me, as long as you see what you do, I will stare at you." …… I haven't had lunch yet, so let's go, please go and sit down at the night club. ”

Chen Jun: "If you don't go to a nightclub, don't take the opportunity to seduce me to learn badly!" ”

You Fang gave him a punch: "It's not the kind you go to often, just come with me." ”

When I went out of the house, I happened to hear the doorbell ringing, and when I opened the door, it was delivered, and there was more than one dial, Xiao Yu made a few calls, and there were a lot of things ordered, and even the computers were assembled and delivered. After going downstairs, Chen Jun was very surprised and said: "Your new neighbor is a rich daughter, and he has to buy a mattress to sleep on a brown bed, and it is not an ordinary spring Simmons mattress, it is the latest memory material mattress, and the pillows of that material have to be thousands, and a mattress is at least tens of thousands." The things that moved into the house just now have been worth several years of rent, and she doesn't seem to think there's anything to look at. ”

You Fang: "You just saw it?" Maybe people don't think it's a good thing at all, and they still feel that they are condescending and accommodating! In a hurry, I can only buy things of this grade by phone delivery. ”

Chen Jun: "You already saw it?" is worthy of being a little wanderer in the mixed Pan homeland, and his eyesight is a thief! No wonder they drove me away and let her stay, could it be that she was trying to catch a loophole? ”

You Fang: "You are stupid, it's not that you haven't mixed up, this kind of person can't mess around even if he is a fool, the water behind him is very deep, you are a vegetarian in her family?" Even if you take advantage of it, be careful that you can't eat and walk around! ”

The two came to Song Yang's restaurant, ordered a signature dish of stewed pork ribs with matsutake mushrooms and a small stir-fry, and then two cold dishes of meat and vegetables, and chatted while eating with beer. As he spoke, Chen Jun said with a sad face: "Little wanderer, you know me best, and you have always been very good at dealing with women. But once I moved, I found that I couldn't fall in love, yesterday I hid on the street corner to watch Lin Yin distribute flyers, both soft-hearted and distressed, but I didn't know what to do. ”

You Fang said tentatively: "It's easy for you to deceive her, but it's difficult to chase her, she only has Li Qiuping in her heart now, that's not a living person, but a symbol of spiritual sustenance." ”

Chen Junyang begged: "Since you know so well, can you teach me how to do it?" ”

You Fang smiled: "You, a great love saint, actually have a day to ask me for advice, and you can teach you, but you blow this bottle of wine first." ”

Chen Jun poured a whole bottle of wine mouth-to-mouth, almost choking, his face turned red, and he hiccuped and said, "Brother, don't sell it." ”

You Fang groaned: "Although I have never been in love, the soul summoning technique of the tired rivers and lakes can also be used in this situation with a slight change. ”

Chen Jun was surprised: "Soul summoning technique, she didn't hit the evil spirit!" ”

You Fang: "In my opinion, it's almost the same as hitting evil spirits. If you want to chase her, you have to help her first, help her find the person she is looking for, and gradually find your own life, and you will become the person she is looking for. ”

Chen Jun blinked: "Brother, it's a bit esoteric?" ”

You Fang: "It's not that you don't understand, and you're already doing it." But you pay attention, get the heart first and then get the person, if you get the order wrong, I can't spare you! ”

Chen Jun lowered his head and drank, his face getting redder and redder: "That's what I thought." ”

You Fang: "What about yourself?" Lin Yin got back to life, think about what you should do, since it's true, you really don't suffer. Now that you have a family, the most difficult thing is to buy a house, you are good, you have two ready-made sets as soon as you get started. ”

Chen Jun muttered: "I'm not for this, I really like her, although she is a second stubble woman......"

You Fang knocked on the table and interrupted him: "You are embarrassed to say this, people are second stubble women, how many stubble men are you, there are thousands of stubbles, right?" Don't talk about anything else, Lin Yin is one of the purest women I have ever seen, if she really likes you, you just wait to enjoy it, the best at home. Not only is she beautiful, she can take care of people, but she is also proficient in cooking, tea ceremony, and housework. ”

Chen Jun raised his glass to cover his face, and he didn't know what his expression was. After eating and checking out, he asked again: "Little wanderer, but you said it yourself, rent me a single room in the hotel for a month out of your pocket." ”

You Fang said helplessly: "I owe you, is the guest house okay?" ”

Chen Jun: "No, at least the standard of three stars or above, soothe my wounded soul." ”

……

Tu Su came home from school and found that there was a new tenant, a girl three years older than herself, she felt very happy, since this room will have to be rented out sooner or later, it is better to rent it to girls, Brother You Fang is often not at home at night, so she can rest assured. She took the initiative to run over to the door and helped Xiao Yu clean up the room, and Xiao Yu liked it very much when she saw this cute little sister, and it was best to have such a share.

When You Fang returned home, he couldn't see any traces of "moving" here, all the things sent in the afternoon had been packed, even the packing box Xiao Yu asked the delivery workers to clean it up and take it away, and her room was neat and tidy, and it was completely inhabitable.

Of course, Tu Su made dinner that day, and You Fang ate it with him. Xiao Yu was probably hungry when he smelled the smell, pushed the door out and asked, "Do you cook by yourself?" If I eat here, how much will I have to pay? ”

Tu Su glanced at You Fang with some embarrassment, and You Fang replied slowly: "It's not at home, it's not in the restaurant, the rice is made by Tu Su, but she is not a full-time chef hired by anyone, and I am also a partner of the rice." If you have time to cook, it doesn't matter if you eat with a pair of chopsticks, if you don't know how to cook, you can buy vegetables and wash dishes. …… Or, you can hire a maid to cook at your home. ”

Tu Su beckoned: "They are all neighbors who live together, you haven't eaten yet, just sit down and eat together." ”

You Fang said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Then you can wash the dishes today, you won't even be able to wash the dishes, right?" ”

Xiao Yu really sat down to eat unceremoniously, and nodded and said, "I'll wash the dishes today." ”

……

After eating, there was a clanging sound in the kitchen, and Tu Su was shocked when she heard it, but You Fang persuaded her not to go in, and went into the kitchen to tell Xiao Yu how to wash the dishes. Finally waiting for the dishes to be washed, Xiao Yu said with some annoyance: "I will pay for the broken bowls and plates!" ”

You Fang shook his head and said: "It's not necessary to lose money deliberately, just buy it in the supermarket outside the community, you can buy it back and add it when you have time." ”

Tu Su finally couldn't help but come in to clean up the mess, Xiao Yu frowned again and asked Tu Su: "Is there any washing liquid that doesn't hurt your hands?" ”

You Fang helped Tu Su clean up the broken porcelain, while reminding the little girl not to prick her hands, and looked up and said: "It's easy not to hurt your hands, you can use any washing liquid, first rinse the oil slick with hot water, and then wash it with warm water." …… It would be much more convenient to install a special water heater in the kitchen. ”

The next day, Xiao Yu really called someone to deliver the goods to the door, and installed a special water heater and a disinfection cabinet in the kitchen. You Fang is relaxed now, someone washes the dishes after eating every day, and he did all these jobs originally.

A few days later, this night You Fang was reading a book in the room, someone knocked on the door gently, and when he heard Tu Su's movement, he smiled and said Come in, the little girl pushed the door and slipped in. Tu Su came to chat with him, talking about the new tenant Xiao Yu, Tu Su blinked his eyes and said: "Brother You Fang, don't always let Sister Xiaoyu wash the dishes every day, the dishes she has broken in the past few days have all been replaced with new ones in the kitchen." ”

You Fang smiled: "Just let her wash it, it will be fine in a few days, run a few more times to the supermarket, and I will pay attention to it." Don't you see, she doesn't know how to do housework at all, and she doesn't even have the right posture with a broom. In the past few days, she has been angry with herself, and she has been competing with the dishes. You have to learn a little bit when you go out to live alone, and you can't always expect to meet neighbors like you and me, right? ”

Tu Su nodded, and said curiously: "Brother You Fang, I found that you have also changed in the past few days, and you have become so mature and stable. ”

You Fang smiled and asked, "What do you mean, I wasn't mature enough and not stable enough?" ”

Tu Su: "I didn't mean that, but your attitude towards Sister Xiaoyu is different. ”

You Fang: "What's wrong?" ”

Tu Su: "It's nothing bad, I can't describe it, in short, it's not like you usual." ”

You Fang couldn't help but reach out and scratch her little nose: "The strange girl I met for the first time lives under the same roof with my age, so there is no need for a hippie smile." …… I'm different from you, what's the relationship between the two of us? ”

Tu Su was amused: "That's right, it's different." ”

In fact, You Fang didn't have a problem with Xiao Yu, Liu Li specially instructed him not to fight Xiao Yu's idea, and he also had to pay attention to care, guidance, and teaching, it was difficult to do it among strangers of the same age. Xiao Yu's psychological superiority must be there, and he may not take people like You Fang seriously, it is almost useless to set up with her, he must control the psychological situation of dealing with him from the beginning, and he is very particular about his words and deeds.

You Fang is not very experienced, these people read the books left by Wu Lao, recalled Wu Pingdong's words and deeds, and imitated Wu Lao's words and deeds in front of Xiao Yu, which made Tu Su feel different.

At this time, the door rang again, Tu Su ran to open the door, Xiao Yu also came in, she came to "ask" You Fang, and said generously: "You Fang, I heard Tu Su say that you are in class at Sun Yat-sen University, how do you rub the method?" I want to go too. ”

You Fang smiled slightly: "It depends on what your purpose is, if you want to play fresh, then you don't have to." Start with the curriculum of each major, think about what you want to study, and then set a schedule for yourself and stick to it...... That's the real class, not the park. Speaking of skipping classes, he is an expert among experts, and he told all his experiences, and finally made a joke: "You can also eat in the school cafeteria at noon, what to do, you can ask Tu Su again." ”

Xiao Yu really went to class, going to school and leaving school with Tu Su every day, chattering and laughing more and more familiar, looking very happy. You Fang secretly thought it was funny, with Xiao Yu's background and age, he must be studying at a certain university, and he was an internationally renowned university, and he ran away from home and went to Guangzhou to have a class, and he still thought it was very interesting.

It wouldn't be a big deal if the new cohabitation had always been like this, but trouble soon followed. About half a month later, Tu Su did not go home to cook that night, but You Fang received a call from Xiao Yu asking him to go out to eat, not a high-end restaurant, but a food stall on the street.

After living together for a long time, Xiao Yu also went to the "nightclub" opened by Boss Song with You Fang and Tu Su, and was very interested in this kind of street food stalls and the nightlife of ordinary citizens. It was a little late after class this day, she had to take Tu Su to go shopping, and when she was tired, she ate food stalls on a small street, and a phone call called You Fang, saying that she was grateful to him for his last time in the nightclub.

The location is in the area of Yile Road outside the west gate of Kang Yuen, and it was completely dark when the tour party arrived. This food stall is different from the one in Song Yang that is set up right outside his restaurant, and it is completely a temporary operation on the side of the road after dark, with two agricultural tricycles pulling plastic tables, chairs, liquefied gas canisters and tableware, etc., selling special snacks such as powder sausages, fish skins, and fish ball skewers.

Wanderers usually don't like to eat at street stalls, because they are not full and unhygienic. Looking at Xiao Yu, it doesn't look like a serious person looking for food, but he feels curious and interesting, and wants to experience it. You Fang tasted a few bites of powder sausages and felt that the taste was not bad, and the materials were clean, so he asked for a few more snacks, and plastic bowls and plates were placed on a table.

The food stall is not big, there are two tables on each side of the makeshift stove, and there are three young men sitting at the table next to them, one of them has half-long hair, and his hair is baked into strands of variegated color, which looks like a feather duster at first glance, and the other is obviously wearing a tight vest and a very dazzling gold chain in the hot weather, and the last one is still wearing sunglasses at night, and he is not afraid of walking and hitting a telephone pole.

The one wearing sunglasses was obviously not blind, and after sitting down, he saw the two beauties next to him, Xiao Yu and Tu Su, who whistled at them in a chic manner, and the other two companions smiled very presumptuously. You Fang paid attention to the reactions of the two girls, but saw that Tu Su didn't seem to hear at all, and still pouted and blew on the fish balls.

You Fang is very satisfied, this little girl has become much calmer when she goes out. Looking at Xiao Yu again, he didn't react, but there was a faint hint of ridicule at the corner of his mouth. As for You Fang himself, he only cared about observing the beauties around him, and he didn't even look at that side, as if those people were non-existent air.

You Fang calls himself a gangster, but he is not a hot-blooded street gangster, he can't care about such a trivial matter, and there is no need to teach the other party to show manhood, just smiled at the two beauties.

After those people were full of food and drink, they didn't settle the bill, and waved their hands with a big grin: "Boss, write down the account first, and calculate it together next time." ”

You Fang watched coldly, knowing very well in his heart that they didn't even ask how much it was, and there was no bill for this kind of food stall, how to calculate it next time, they were clearly eating the overlord meal. The stall was set up by a couple in their fifties, dressed in old-fashioned khaki overalls, the kind that used to be issued in factories.

That group of people should be the ruffians in the vicinity, and they are the lowest and lowest kind, and it is definitely not the first time that they have eaten overlord meals in this kind of place, looking at their appearance and the reaction of the food stall owner. They think they are deceitful and proud, no matter how hateful they are, but they don't know that they are potentially dangerous to themselves and to others.

Honest people are forced to be anxious, maybe they can't help but have a seizure, depending on how much resentment has accumulated, or if the mood is affected by accidental factors and suddenly attacked. Let's just say that the hot oil from the pot of fried fish balls in the boss's hand, if it suddenly splashes on the ruffians under impulse, it will definitely be a serious burn, and the person who splashes people is also guilty of serious injury. Similar incidents have not happened before.

The owner of the food stall stared at the pot of hot oil, but with the idea of aggression focused on the three ruffians, You Fang's keen sense sensed it, and he guessed what the boss might be thinking with a slight turn of thought. But the boss was just thinking about it in his heart, and reason dictated that he didn't dare to do that.

The other diners next to him didn't notice these details, but the matter was not over here, and after the three of them got up, the feather duster walked to the stove with his teeth and said, "Boss, today's dish is salty, come and rinse your mouth with a few bottles of mineral water." ”

The boss whispered: "We only have beer and cola here, no mineral water." ”

Feather duster: "It's okay, I'll buy it myself, and I'll wait for the next time." With that, he reached into the boss's small wooden box and picked up two ten-dollar bills, and the other diners could see what they were doing.

Across the stove, there were four junior high school boys sitting at the table on the other side, and someone immediately stood up and reprimanded loudly: "How can you be so shameless? If you don't give money for eating, do you still bring money grabbers? ”

A few ruffians said angrily: "Yo, it's a group of stinky students meddling in their affairs?" Which eye of yours saw that Lao Tzu didn't give money, keep accounts! Boss, don't you say? …… Ah, you still roll up your sleeves with me, are your bones itchy? ”

There are really people among the college students who have a temper, and they are about to come forward to theorize on the spot, while shouting at their companions: "Old Five, call, call all the people in the dormitory!" ”

The couple who set up the stall hurriedly stopped between the two groups, and the husband persuaded the college student: "Thank you, it's just a misunderstanding, don't do it!" The wife waved her hand at the ruffian: "Eat and drink, you go quickly, we still have to do business!" ”

What are they doing? I saw Xiao Yu's face angry, and he wanted to get up after slamming the table heavily, but he didn't expect You Fang's movements to be faster, and he reached out and slapped her shoulder with a lightning palm. The internal strength invaded, Xiao Yu's arm fell softly, and there was no sound, and his body was weak and did not stand up.

(To be continued)