Chapter 60: Are You Seducing Me?

At first, she was like killing her father and enemy, but now she is a good big brother, so fickle, her name is - woman.

Shangguan Nengren didn't say yes, didn't say no, took the stone dragonfly back to the camp, Yunyu saw the stone dragonfly coming, very surprised, the two girls immediately ran to the side to whisper, Shangguan Neng people sorted out the medicinal materials, saw that it was evening, said to the two girls, and went into the forest to hunt.

There are wild animals in the mountains and forests, although there is a wildlife protection law in the country, but when you go to the deep mountains and old forests for adventure tourism, there is nothing to eat, you can only eat wild animals.

Shangguan Nengren killed two pheasants in a short time, found some wild vegetables and wild fruits, and got busy after returning to the camp.

"Brother Shangguan, what are you going to do?" Seeing that the competent people had found a large amount of firewood, and the two pheasants had cleaned up their internal organs without shedding their feathers, the stone dragonfly came over and asked very curiously.

Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "Make a roast chicken, and then make a flower chicken, you and your sister Yunyu take those wild vegetables and wild fruits to wash them, and wait for a cold mix." ”

"Brother Shangguan can also cook?" The stone dragonfly was very surprised.

"Not only can I make it, but it is also very delicious!" Yun Yu's voice sounded from behind, and the stone dragonfly turned its head to look at it, and saw Yun Yu with a greedy face.

"Sister Yunyu."

"Hmm." Yunyu nodded and said, "Although I also work hard to learn cooking, I am still far from being compared to Brother Shangguan, I make food, but Brother Shangguan makes art, and I can't forget it after eating it once." ”

"So powerful?" The stone dragonfly crouched beside the Shangguan man and looked at him in surprise.

"What for?" Shangguan Nengren used a hoe to dig some loess, and picked up a discarded mineral water bottle: "Go, get some water." ”

"Hey!" The stone dragonfly, who had completely given up his prejudices, took the empty mineral water bottle, came to the river in three or two steps to pick up a bottle of water, and ran back: "Brother Shangguan, give you water." ”

"Thank you." Shangguan brought the water into the loess: "Let's do it again." ”

"Hey!"

After a few trips, the Shangguan people finally reconciled with the mud. Apply these mud to a pheasant and apply it evenly: "The field materials are insufficient, so I can only use the most primitive method to make this called flower chicken, the taste may not be as good as the one in the restaurant, but it is absolutely fresh." ”

The stone dragonfly nodded, and helped Yunyu wash the wild fruits and wild vegetables together and bring them back, and the Shangguan people put the wild vegetables and wild fruits into two large plastic bowls to survive in the wild, and the plastic bowls will not break because they are very light. It is particularly popular, of course, the Shangguan people did not bring it, but they can't stand the Flood Desolation Realm and can get it out by casually imagining it.

Seeing that Shangguan had brought so much 'professional equipment', Shi Dragonfly worshipped: "Brother Shangguan, do you often travel to the wilderness?" All well equipped. ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Fortunately, it is not easy to survive in the wild, so you must prepare more guys." ”

Yunyu picked up two wild fruits from the full plastic bowl and stuffed them into his mouth: "Well, it's a little sour." ”

"Don't pay so much attention to the wild, it's good to eat some." Shangguan said with a smile.

Compared to the fruit grown by the grower. Because wild fruits are not cared for, they are completely naturally raised, and they certainly can't be compared with fruits in terms of sweetness, and many wild fruits will be a little sour. Shangguan people have tried their best to select sweeter wild fruits to bring back, but the taste is still not satisfactory, but to survive in the wild, some are good to eat. It's still sweet and sour.

The fire had been erected, and the Shangguan put the yellow mud-covered chicken under the fire, and another pheasant was strung with thick branches. The pheasant's belly is filled with some wild vegetables and then roasted on the fire, so that there is no delay.

After a while, the hair on the pheasant's body was roasted, because the Shangguan people rotated quickly when roasting, so that the chicken skin was not black, but on the contrary, it was still a little burnt.

When all the chicken feathers were roasted, Shangguan immediately picked up a brush, brushed a layer of honey on it, and brushed a layer of soy sauce, and after a while, a fragrance wafted out, and Yunyu and Shi Dragonfly sniffed the fragrance of roast chicken, and couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

Yunyu is okay, after all, I have eaten a lot of meat produced by the Flood Wilderness Realm that is better than this, but the stone dragonfly has not eaten, and now the baby agricultural products have not been much meat, basically fruits and grains, the shortage of meat, and did not raise people's mouths, the cooking skills of the above functional people, although facing the shortage of materials, but also to the best ability to play the greatest taste of the roast chicken, wild vegetables because stuffed in the stomach of the pheasant, with the increase in temperature, will also make the pheasant have a more fragrance of wild vegetables.

It took about half an hour to roast the whole chicken, and when the chicken was almost roasted, Shangguan Neng sprinkled some salt and pepper on the chicken, so that the fragrance of the chicken was even stronger, and Yunyu and the stone dragonfly gurgled and swallowed their saliva.

"Alright." Shangguan Nengren picked up a fruit knife, then took a large plastic bowl, and divided the pheasant into dozens of small pieces in three or two clicks: "It will take another hour to call the flower chicken, first eat some roast chicken to cushion the stomach." ”

"Good!" Yunyu and the stone dragonfly were not afraid of being hot, so they reached out and took two chicken nuggets from the bowl, and stuffed them into their mouths while blowing.

"Huhu...... It smells so good! The roast chicken was stuffed into her mouth, and the unique fragrance made the stone dragonfly very satisfied, and she felt that it was the right choice to chase it out this time.

"Don't just eat chicken, eat some wild vegetables, meat and vegetables are better." Shangguan said.

Although there are some wild vegetables in the belly of the roast chicken, those wild vegetables are a little rotten after they are ripe from the belly of the chicken, which is not a side dish, but fortunately, there are also cold wild vegetables, which can be eaten with chicken with chopsticks, and it tastes great.

"It's delicious!" After more than ten minutes, a whole roast chicken entered the stomachs of Yunyu and Shi Dragonfly, and Shangguan Nengren only ate two pieces, and said speechlessly: "It seems that you can't eat that chicken called Huaji later." ”

"Eat, eat." Yun Yu hurriedly said: "I have a lot of food, I can definitely eat it." ”

"I can eat it too." "After a day's hike on the mountain, I felt like I could eat a cow. ”

"......" Shangguan said helplessly: "It seems that two chickens are not enough for the three of us to eat!" ”

"That's simple, Brother Shangguan, you go to hunt another chicken, anyway, you have to wait another hour to call the flower chicken, and you can roast another chicken during this time." Yunyu said.

The competent man was speechless.

In order to ensure that the three of them could eat enough, Shangguan Nengren did not catch pheasants, but caught a few fish from the river, and the wild fish were not large. However, the meat is very tasty and much better than farmed fish.

Several fish were grilled one after another, and when the chicken was roasted, these fish also entered the stomachs of the three people.

"Can you still eat it?" When Shangguan put out the fire and got a ball of mud out, he watched the two women keep rubbing their stomachs with their hands, and said with a smile.

"I can eat it." Yunyu stood up and walked a few steps and said, "You can still eat two chicken wings." ”

The stone dragonfly wiped the hot sweat from his head and said, "I'll just eat a chicken leg." ”

"Lost to you." Wait until the temperature of the mud ball cools down a bit, and the Shangguan person will break the mud ball. Gradually, the golden yellow called flower chicken was revealed, and a smell of meat also wafted out.

"It smells so good!" The stone dragonfly took a few deep breaths, but because its stomach was already full, it didn't have much appetite.

Quickly get the whole chicken out of the mud ball, the Shangguan person washed his hands, smeared salt and pepper on it, and waited until the salt and pepper melted slightly and stuck to the chicken skin, then tore off the two chicken wings and handed them to Yunyu. He tore off a chicken leg and gave it to the stone dragonfly, and said, "Let's go into the tent when you're done eating!" ”

At this time, it was already dark, and the mosquitoes in the wild began to come out to 'hunt', and staying outside was equivalent to not passing with yourself. The three of them quickly ate and drank enough, solved the problem of excretion, and then got into the tent and pulled the zipper. Hung up the searchlight.

"Brother Shangguan, Sister Yunyu, do we want to play poker?" The stone dragonfly sat cross-legged to the side. Breaking his white and tender little feet, he asked expectantly.

"Still playing?" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "You lost more than a thousand yesterday, if it weren't for those two thieves, even the underwear would have lost." ”

"Yesterday was my bad luck." The stone dragonfly was a little embarrassed: "Besides, I won two thousand the night before yesterday!" I've won a few hundred! ”

Yunyu said with a smile: "I don't lose or win, so calculated, the eldest brother has lost a few hundred!" ”

"You guys are provoking!" Shangguan Nengren took out the playing cards from his backpack: "Since you want to die, my brother will fulfill you, or Zakin Flower?" ”

"Yes!" The stone dragonfly lifted his spirits, opened his bag, took out some change from it, and said, "I must win today." ”

"The spirit is commendable." Shangguan nodded approvingly, and said, "Then I'll be embarrassed to win you again." ”

"It's not certain who loses and who wins! Come on! ”

The purpose of playing cards is not to win or lose, but to kill time, in the wilderness, there are few entertainment activities, there are mobile phones or game consoles can also play when there is electricity, but once the power is out, then playing cards is the best choice.

Solitaire is a stuff that is easy to carry and playable, making it a must-have choice for home travel.

After three hours of this, Shangguan was able to stretch his waist and said, "It's not early, let's be here today!" ”

"In the end, I won!" The stone dragonfly looked at the dollar he had won, and was happy as if he had won five million.

Yunyu cried with a sad face: "Sister Dragonfly, you all won, but I lost." ”

Shangguan was speechless and said: "The little dragonfly won one, I won one, and only two yuan was lost?" Should you say Grande or Iron Rooster? ”

"It's not a matter of losing more or less, it's a matter of losing and winning, even if you only lose a dollar, you lose, you don't care about me, I want to sleep and vent my depression about losing."

“……”

Shangguan Nengren felt that the person in front of him was not Yunyu, but Lin Yuyi's little miser, a piece of two pounds, stingy and speechless.

"Sister Yunyu......" Seeing that Yunyu was about to sleep when she lay down, the stone dragonfly suddenly said with a little twist: "I want to go for convenience, can you go with me?" ”

"No, I'm going to sleep." After saying that, he snored.

“……”

Shangguan shook his head: "If you're afraid, just make it convenient near the tent, I won't go out." ”

"Hmm." The stone dragonfly walked out of the tent with a red face, and did not go far, just behind the tent to facilitate it, but the Shangguan was so good at hearing that he could hear the voice clearly.

However, the competent people are not perverted, and they will not even react to women's intimate clothing, let alone reflect when women excrete, and those men who react to these conditions are basically perverted.

A minute later. The stone dragonfly got into the tent, and at this time, the Shangguan was lying down playing PSP, and when he saw the stone dragonfly coming in, he said, "Close the door and go to bed early!" ”

"Hmm." The stone dragonfly sat on its knees and unzipped the tent door, then crawled to the other side and lay down.

"Turn off the lights!" The upper senses are humane.

"Huh? Oh. The stone dragonfly quickly got up and turned off the searchlight, and the tent was immediately plunged into darkness, with only the light and the sound of the game coming from the PSP of the Shangguan Man.

"Brother Shangguan, what are you playing?" The stone dragonfly didn't seem to be able to sleep for a while, and asked curiously.

"The unrevised version of "Day on Campus."

"......" the stone dragonfly's face turned red. In addition to being shy, he was also a little excited: "Brother Shangguan, "Day on Campus" is 18R, right!" You're playing 18R games in front of me, a little virgin, are you seducing me? ”

"If you can say something like that, it means that you are spending a lot of electricity." Shangguan Nengren smiled and turned his head to look at her: "A little girl of your age, you actually know that "Day on Campus" is an 18R game, it seems that you don't learn well." ”

"I'm ......" Stone Dragonfly's face turned redder and redder, and he defended, "It's not that I don't study well." It's just that the Internet is too developed, and a lot of windows will pop up on any website, so it's hard for me to want to know even if I don't want to. ”

"Serious websites don't pop-up, and pop-ups are basically non-serious websites."

The stone dragonfly was speechless.

Seeing the stone dragonfly, he was ashamed and anxious. Shangguan Nengren smiled slightly: "Okay, it was just a joke just now, it's not early, go to bed early!" ”

"I ...... I'm not sleepy yet. The stone dragonfly whispered.

"Oh?" Shangguan handed her the PSP: "Then let's play with you!" There are quite a few games in it. I'll read novels for a while. ”

"Hmm." The stone dragonfly took it: "Thank you, Brother Shangguan." ”

"You're welcome." Shangguan took out his mobile phone, opened the book city in the clouds, and read the novel leisurely.

Stone dragonflies are afraid of noisy clouds and rain. Turn down the volume of the PSP very low, it will not affect people's sleep, the two of them just read novels like this, one plays games, so for about an hour, the stone dragonfly can't stay sleepy, and falls asleep while playing the game.

Seeing that there was no movement here, Shangguan Nengren turned his head to take a look, and saw that the stone dragonfly was asleep on his side, smiled slightly, got up and took the PSP over and turned it off, and then pulled a blanket over the stone dragonfly, turned off the mobile phone himself, and fell asleep.

In the blink of an eye, it was early the next morning.

Yunyu, who had slept for a long time, stretched comfortably and moaned, "I slept so much!" ”

With the moaning sound of Yunyu, Shangguan and Shi Dragonfly also opened their eyes one after another.

Shi Dragonfly rubbed her eyes: "Sister Yunyu, what time is it?" ”

"I'll see." Yunyu opened his phone and took a look: "It's five o'clock." ”

"It's only five o'clock! Then I'll sleep a little longer. With that, the stone dragonfly rolled over and fell asleep.

Shangguan Nengren had already sat up and said, "It's almost time, I'll go pick some medicinal herbs and mushrooms, and stew mushroom soup in the morning to drink." ”

Yunyu said: "Brother Shangguan, we don't have a pot!" ”

The stone dragonfly is here, and the pot can't be taken out at all.

"Don't worry, wrap it up on me." Shangguan smiled slightly, opened the tent confidently and went out.

The morning in the mountains is full of fresh breath, the temperature difference between day and night makes the mountains more foggy, the frog chirping gradually weakens, the bird calls gradually increase, the Shangguan people carry the medicine basket around the vicinity, and find some good medicinal materials, as well as the mushrooms that have just grown, a pheasant rushes out without knowing whether it is alive or dead, and becomes the prey of the Shangguan people.

After turning around, Shangguan found a rock of moderate size, and then cut it into a stone pot by hand, although it was not processed and polished, it was also ready to use.

When Shangguan returned to the tent, it was already an hour later, and at this time, the stone dragonfly had already gotten up and was washing by the river, when he saw Shangguan holding a stone pot with a very irregular shape in his hand, he asked curiously: "Brother Shangguan, what is this?" ”

"Stone pot." Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "I found a stone over there, picked it out with my hands, and washed it to use it as a pot." ”

"Pick it out with your hands?" The stone dragonfly was stunned.

"Hmm." The competent man nodded, put the stone pot by the river to wash, and while washing, he scratched off the irregular skin with his hands.

Seeing that Shangguan could cut off a piece of hard stone with a stroke of his hand, Shi Dragonfly's eyes widened, and he was shocked: "Brother Shangguan, you ...... Are you Qigong? ”

"Almost." Shangguan Neng smiled, no matter what it was, as long as the stone dragonfly accepted it, the goal would be achieved.

"Wow!" Shi Dragonfly asked excitedly: "Brother Shangguan, did you rely on the effect of qigong to kill lions and defeat a thousand Japanese devils?" ”

"Almost." Qigong and Xiuzhen do have something in common, because Qigong is the outer door of cultivation, and if you want to cultivate the truth, the first thing you need to do is to practice Qi.

Although the cultivator is beyond the world, but this world is not big, it is not small, the world is complicated, in order to cultivate, many things can not be done by themselves, at this time, it is necessary to subdue some ordinary people, let these ordinary people do things for themselves, but let others do things for themselves, always have to give some benefits, so for the cultivators, the most basic qi training method is passed on to these people, although these people cannot be allowed to enter the cultivation realm, but if they are successful in practicing qi, they can also increase their life span by thirty or fifty years. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )

PS: Thanks to 'Play Dropdown' for rewarding 100 starting coins, and thanks to 'Discontinued', 'Sun Shunshun' and 'sam~tang' for each rewarding 200 starting coins.