Liu Guangming is a very self-motivated village chief, which can be seen from his red eyes, since last night he heard Wang Changchun, the captain of the fourth team of Zhongba, call him to tell him that there was a water monster in the reservoir, Liu Guangming has not slept all night.

At dawn, Liu Guangming didn't eat breakfast, and rushed towards the fourth team of Zhongba on a motorcycle, and the first thing Wang Changchun said when he found it was: "What about the two people who found the water monster yesterday?" ”

Wang Changchun hurriedly took the village chief to find Yang Xia and Yang Dong, these two looked a little sluggish, and they were frightened by the water monster, Liu Guangming said in his heart: Turtle son, the courage is too small.

However, Liu Guangming was very serious on his face, "Is it the water monster that you two found?" ”

Yang Xia looked at Wang Changchun, he knew the captain, but he didn't know the village chief, Wang Changchun stepped forward and shouted: "This is the village chief of our Zhongba Village, ask you something, and tell me what happened yesterday honestly." ”

Yang Xia's neck shrank, don't look at him strong, but he is not very bold, the village chief, that is the overlord of a village, Yang Xia knows that he can't be provoked, and immediately honestly told him what happened yesterday.

"You said that soft-shelled turtle has a big grinding disc?"

"Yes, yes, the soft-shelled turtle with a big grinding plate, this must be an old soft-shelled turtle." Yang Xia hurriedly said.

"Then your eyes must have seen the flowers, where is the soft-shelled turtle grinding plate? It's obviously a big table. Liu Guangming shouted, pointing to the wooden table in Yang Xia's house, which is a square table of one meter two: "That soft-shelled turtle is so big, do you understand?" ”

"Huh?" Not only Yang Xiameng, but the other two people in the house were also blinded, could it be that the village chief was also there at the reservoir at that time? It couldn't be, it was just a boat.

Wang Changchun leaned over: "Village chief, how do you know that the soft-shelled turtle table is big?" ”

"Nonsense, how can a water monster of tens of meters chase such a small soft-shelled turtle? Is it okay to use some brains? Liu Guangming looked at Wang Changchun with disdain.

"Village chief, that water snake is only ten meters long, not dozens of meters."

"I said that tens of meters is dozens of meters, and you will remember in the future, what you see is dozens of meters, do you understand?"

Yang Xia and Yang Dong shook their heads in confusion, why did the water snake, which was only about ten meters old, suddenly become so big?

"Water monster, what is a water monster, a snake that is only ten meters old can be called a water monster? You must have been scared at the time, so your eyes were dazzled, okay, you remember with me, that water monster is dozens of meters, others ask how long it is, you say 30 meters, 40 meters, you just can't say 10 meters, understand? Whoever wants to say something wrong, don't blame Lao Tzu for being polite. Liu Guangming said viciously.

Wang Changchun was taken aback, Liu Guangming, the village chief, is usually very domineering, it is said that he is also a bully in the village when he is young, very ruthless, several teams in Zhongba are afraid of him, and later after becoming the village chief, he has restrained a little, but Wang Changchun has been beaten by Liu Guangming before, so the memory has come back at this time.

"Understood, understood the village chief, that water monster is dozens of meters, and that soft-shelled turtle must be at least the size of a wooden table."

Liu Guangming nodded with satisfaction, and asked again: "Has anyone died in the reservoir in the past few years?" ”

"Dead, this year, the baby of Wang's second family took a bath in the reservoir, and then drowned, and two people drowned last year, one is the daughter-in-law of the Zheng family, and the other is the kid of the Lin family, and there are a few people the year before last, the village chief, what's wrong?"

"Drowned? , it's all water monsters who dragged them into the water and killed them, do you understand? ”

"Huh?" Yang Xia and Yang Dong don't understand it again, don't blame them, their brains are really bad, and they can't keep up with the mind of Liu Guangming, a very motivated village head.

"Ahh Wang Changchun understood a little, and yelled at the two people: "The village chief said that he was dragged into the water by the water monster and died, that is, he was killed by the water monster, right, village chief." ”

"Well, the water monster is powerful, and it keeps coming out, so there is nothing to be done in the village now, so I have to report to my superiors, and let the superior leaders send an expert team to catch the water monster, and return the reservoir to a bright blue sky." Liu Guangming's righteous words.

Let's make trouble, the bigger the monster is about it, the better, the bigger the trouble, the higher the popularity of the dam, and people outside will be curious, how many tourists does the Loch Ness monster attract every year? Millions, this is all money, countless money, and this money will roll in in the future, thinking of the wonderful prospects, Liu Guangming felt that he was really talented, and it was worth spending a night pondering.

At nine o'clock in the morning, there have been countless rumors in Zhongba Village, all of which are about the reservoir water monster, Yang Xia and Yang Dong swore to tell everyone that there is really a water monster in the reservoir, fifty or sixty meters long, the head is bigger than the house, and when I looked at it, I was swallowing a turtle like a rock.

"Did you hear that? Are there water monsters in our reservoir? It's terrifying, it looks like a snake but it's much longer than a snake, and it can swallow more than a dozen people in one bite, you know the daughter-in-law of the Zheng family who died last year, right? It was bitten by the water monster and dragged into the water, tsk, it was miserable at that time, the blood stained the reservoir red, many of us saw it, and the daughter-in-law of the Zheng family was bitten off half by the water monster. ”

"Did you hear that? There is a water monster in our reservoir, the two brothers of the Yang family saw with their own eyes, and the body of dozens of meters from the water emerged, it is said that this water monster has a snake head, the scales are as thick as armor, and it has four big wings, if it is not for the Yang brothers to kowtow quickly, they will be bitten to death by the water monster. ”

The water monster is more and more outrageous, everyone has fully exerted their imagination, and finally exaggerated simply said that the water monster is hundreds of meters, has become a Jiao, and after a few days of heavy rain will follow the waves into the sea, and then jump into a dragon.

Liu Guangming walked through the village, and when he heard what those people said, Liu Guangming felt that the play he directed was simply a stroke of genius, but obviously it was not yet the time for the curtain call, and the most important thing was not done.

took out his mobile phone, Liu Guangming sorted out his mood and dialed the phone, the phone showed the phone number of Mayor Yang, and Longtan Town has a Mayor Yang, that is Yang Hui.

Yang Hui is still in a good mood today, Yang Hui was eating breakfast when the phone rang, and seeing that it was the phone call of Liu Guangming, the head of Zhongba Village, Yang Hui was even more satisfied, this Liu Guangming has been standing by Yang Hui's side since Yang Hui came, and now he is an important team of Yang Hui.

"Village Chief Liu, what's the matter?" Although Yang Hui is very satisfied with Liu Guangming, she has always maintained a serious attitude in front of Liu Guangming, as a female mayor, it is difficult to make your subordinates respect you, Yang Hui has done a good job.

"Hello mayor, I'm Liu Guangming." Liu Guangming's body was half shorter, "I have something to report to the mayor here." ”

"What can't you say in town?" Yang Hui said dissatisfied.

Liu Guangming's tone was more cautious: "Mayor Town, this matter has a lot to do with it, so I immediately thought of you, Mayor Town, you are the backbone of our Longtan Town." ”

"You, I really don't know how to say hello, just say it, let me see what's going on."

"Mayor Town, there was a water monster in our Zhongba Reservoir last night."

"Water monsters? Do you believe these things? It's all a lie. Yang Hui said without thinking, she is an atheist.

"Mayor Mare, if it's a lie, do I dare tell you? This thing is still true, I am here in the reservoir now, I carefully asked the parties yesterday, they are the keepers of the reservoir, they saw it with their own eyes. ”

"Are there really water monsters?" Yang Hui is still skeptical, the key is that this matter is too mysterious.

"It's true, I don't dare to lie to the mayor of the town, here's the thing." Liu Guangming said his thoughts, and finally said carefully: "Mayor Town, do you think my idea is okay?" ”

Yang Hui was silent, "I will report this matter to the secretary, you have done a good job, you should be credited with your first credit." ”

"It's all the mayor's leadership, if I couldn't learn from the mayor, how could I think of these things in my pig brain, so even if there is merit, it's the mayor's credit, I'm at most a pawn."

When Yang Hui hung up the phone, her face was irrepressibly happy, this may be an opportunity.

Is there a water monster in the reservoir? Yang Hui didn't care about this, but she knew that there were huge benefits in it, just like Changbai Mountain, was there really a water monster there? I'm afraid everyone knows that this is impossible, but Changbai Mountain is so famous that it is almost a household name in China, and there are many people who travel there, just to take a look at the unwarranted water monster.

Are there savages in Shennongjia? No one can say whether there is one or not, anyway, what savage footprints and savage hair were exposed at both ends in three days, but the savage has not caught it, and Shennongjia has become the top tourist area in China with the savage, fooling countless people.

So whether there is a real water monster in Zhongba Reservoir Yang Hui feels that this is not the point, the point is whether you can make others believe that there are water monsters here, as long as most people think that there are, then there will be an endless stream of water monsters, and then there will be countless people who will come to visit and travel, in the final analysis, money is the key.

Yang Hui thought for a moment, and then dialed a phone call

"What? Let me go to Longtan Town for an interview again? "Wu Xin is like a rabbit with his tail stepped on, Longtan Town has a very bad impression of Wu Xin, and he thinks that everyone there is Diao Min.

"Yes, there is a huge water monster in the reservoir of Longtan Town, it is said that countless people have seen it, this is a news of great economic value, and the city also attaches great importance to it, you are our cadre in Taiwan, so the city leaders named you to go."

As soon as Wu Xin heard that it was the name personally named by the city leader, he didn't recruit it, and when he walked out of the director's room, the director said meaningfully: "Wu Xin, sometimes the truth is not so important. ”

Wu Xin paused for a moment, thoughtful.

That night, the prime time of Nanchuan TV broadcast the record of this interview, almost at the same time, the Internet was overwhelming with news of the appearance of water monsters in Nanchuan City, Nanchuan, a city that was not outstanding in Shu before, became famous for a while.

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