"Blackboy, you come along. Watch the sand, don't make a fuss. After thinking about it for a while, Zhou Xiaochuan instructed the starling bird black boy perched on his shoulder.

If Li Yuhan hadn't been speaking on the rostrum at this time, he would definitely have personally gone over to interrogate those two guys.

"Master, I can only do my best. You know, Her Majesty is coming, and only you can control it. The black boy was obviously not confident, and after saying such a thing, he flapped his wings and flew up, following closely behind the sand.

A few minutes later, Zhou Xiaochuan, whose hearing was several times more than usual, heard two terrible screams coming from outside the conference hall.

At this moment, Li Yuhan's speech had just ended. The thunderous applause muffled the two terrible screams. Except for Zhou Xiaochuan, no one else heard and noticed.

"How's it going, how was I doing?"

Although he was very calm on stage, after getting off the stage, Li Yuhan was nervous. On the tip of the small and cute nose, a little bead of sweat oozed from it.

"The typhoon was amazing, and it performed quite well." Zhou Xiaochuan gave her a thumbs up and praised her without hesitation: "Although the whole speech you just made was in English, I didn't understand what I said." But the demeanor and temperament you showed on stage are really much better than the previous award-winners. ”

"Is it really that good? I don't believe it. You can blow it hard. I'm not afraid of blowing me into the sky and falling to my death. Li Yuhan glanced at Zhou Xiaochuan, but there was a thick smile on the corner of his mouth. Then, she found that the two small animals that followed Zhou Xiaochuan were missing, and asked in some surprise: "Hey, where are the sand and the black boy?" ”

Zhou Xiaochuan naturally wouldn't tell the truth to worry her, and said with a smile: "Maybe it's the atmosphere in the conference hall that seems a little stuffy to the two of them. Just as you go on stage to accept your prize, they both run out to play. But there's no need to worry about them. With their cleverness. You can't lose it. Hey, by the way, Sister Yuhan, have you offended anyone in the past few days when you are studying in Europe? ”

Li Yuhan was very puzzled: "I said that your thinking is too jumpy, right?" How did such a strange question suddenly arise? ”

"Doesn't that care about you?" Zhou Xiaochuan was also anxious, and immediately found a reason: "After all, you are studying abroad alone, if you offend someone and cause any trouble, wouldn't you be isolated and helpless?" ”

"Needless to say, is that exaggerated? I still call heaven and earth and earth. Li Yuhan glared at Zhou Xiaochuan angrily. Fang Cai said: "Don't worry, I'm still quite good at dealing with people." I'm not bragging, my popularity in school is quite good, and I can be called a ...... people love flowers."

After determining that Li Yuhan had never offended anyone. Zhou Xiaochuan couldn't help frowning and whispered to himself, "This is strange." ”

"Strange? What's so strange about that. Don't you think it's normal for me to be annoying? Li Yuhan asked angrily.

Zhou Xiaochuan hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Ah, no, I didn't mean that." What, I said strangely, yes...... It's that I have a strange stomach. That's right, it's me who suddenly feels a little sick to my stomach. Not...... No, I need to go to the toilet quickly. ”

"Upset stomach?" Li Yuhan did not doubt him, but said with concern: "What's the matter." It can't be that you are sick because of the water and soil, right? Do you want to go to the hospital? ”

Zhou Xiaochuan shook his head and refused: "There's no need for that." It is estimated that the food here is not very appetizing, and some of them have a bad stomach. It's not a big deal, just wait for me to go to the bathroom. With that, he stood up and walked briskly towards the door of the conference hall.

Looking at Zhou Xiaochuan's distant back, Li Yuhan muttered in his heart: "Xiaochuan's spleen and stomach are too weak, it seems that it is better to invite him to eat some light food tonight." ”

Just when Li Yuhan was wondering where to go to eat tonight. Zhou Xiaochuan had already walked out of the conference hall quickly.

At this moment, there was no one outside the door of the conference hall.

Just as Zhou Xiaochuan was looking around for traces, the black boy flew over from the side, hovered above his head and said, "Master, those two guys have been subdued by Her Majesty the Queen, so they are imprisoned in this hut next to them, come with me." With that, it flapped its wings and flew into a utility room next to the conference hall.

Zhou Xiaochuan followed. After walking into this utility room, I didn't forget to close the door with my backhand.

In this gloomy utility room, in addition to the sand with an unfinished face and licking his paws, there were also the two people Zhou Xiaochuan saw just now, probing his brain outside the door of the conference hall.

These two poor fellows were lying on the ground in rags and bruises. Two modified pistols were scattered aside, and they didn't know what was stuffed in their mouths, so that their two cheeks puffed out high, and they couldn't make a sound even if they wanted to scream for help.

Zhou Xiaochuan took a closer look, and what was stuffed in the mouths of these two poor people was actually two stinking sneakers...... I don't know where the two little guys, Sand and Blackboy, got such a 'sharp weapon' from somewhere. Not to mention, it's quite useful.

After reaching out and pulling out the sneakers in one of the mouths, Zhou Xiaochuan asked with a murderous face, "Who are you two and what do you want to do?" ”

It's a pity that the murderous aura of his face didn't last long, and was replaced by depression. Accompanied by another sentence: "I damn it." ”

The reason for his reaction was simple - neither of these two guys knew Chinese, but only English. And his English level is not up to par, except for simple words such as 'yes' and 'no', the rest has already been returned to the English teacher.

"I'm so disappointed that you don't know Chinese! Haven't you heard a song called "Chinese Words"? The whole world is learning to speak Chinese, why don't you two learn it? Zhou Xiaochuan was really speechless, and originally wanted to interrogate the two people about the reason why they were eyeing Li Yuhan, but he didn't expect that it was because of the language barrier......

Just when he was depressed, the old turtle who had been watching the soy sauce suddenly spoke: "Master, I have a way to solve the problem you are currently experiencing. ”

Zhou Xiaochuan was feeling a headache because he couldn't interrogate these two guys because of the language barrier, and suddenly heard the old turtle say that it had a way, and his eyes lit up, and he couldn't wait to urge: "You have a way?" Speak up and let me see if it works. ”

"Don't worry, master." The old turtle did not rush to say the way, but took the opportunity to put forward his own request: "For the sake of me trying my best to find a way to find a way, should you give me a little reward to show your appreciation?" I've heard that the German Martin goose is delicious, oh, yes, and the Black Forest beer......"

The old turtle is worthy of being a glutton and an alcoholic, and in such a situation, he did not forget to ask for food and drink.

Zhou Xiaochuan didn't have any intention of bargaining at the moment, nodded and agreed: "As long as your method can really work, there is no problem with whatever you want to eat and drink." ”

"Master, don't worry, I can do this 100% way." Zhou Xiaochuan's reply made the old turtle very happy, it didn't continue to sell Guanzi, and said the solution he thought of with a smile: "Actually, it's quite simple to solve the problem of language barriers, you only need the master to call Feng Tianhe......

Zhou Xiaochuan frowned and said, "You mean to call Feng Tianhe over to act as a translator?" But it took at least thirty or forty minutes to get from the hotel where we were staying to the Hannover Veterinary College. I don't have that much time to spend with these two guys. ”

The old turtle cast a contemptuous look at him, 'It's terrible to be uneducated', and then said: "To let Feng Tianhe act as a translator, you don't necessarily have to be present in person, you just need to turn on the hands-free function of your mobile phone." Speaking of which, I often play with my mobile phone, and I can't even think of this. ”

Although he was ridiculed, Zhou Xiaochuan pondered carefully, and the method given by the old turtle was really a bit reliable.

Zhou Xiaochuan took out his mobile phone from his pocket and dialed Feng Tianhe's number, and said, "Very good, as a reward, I will give you Martin goose and drink Black Forest beer." But because you are so disrespectful to me, I won't give you much of either of these things, just a bite and a drink. ”

The old turtle was dumbfounded: "Isn't it, it's only one bite?" Isn't that just a hoisting up and gone? It's better not to. ”

Zhou Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Okay, if you wish, then don't want it." I'm a very democratic person, and I'll do whatever you say. ”

The old turtle finally became anxious, and said bitterly: "Master, I know it's wrong, so you can spare me this time." I promise that from now on, I will never taunt and make fun of you again. ”

Black Boy lost no time in falling into the well: "Master, in my opinion, this guy is not sincerely admitting his mistake at all." You should still punish it and make it remember it for a while. ”

As soon as he heard this, the old turtle was furious and immediately quarreled with the black boy. Although in terms of combat effectiveness, it is not a fighting beast, and it is far inferior to the black boy. But when it comes to the ability of mouth cannons, it is on par with Black Boy, and even surpasses it.

Zhou Xiaochuan ignored the two little guys, and let them fight fiercely on the side.

The phone call to Feng Tianhe was quickly connected, and before Zhou Xiaochuan could speak, Feng Tianhe's voice came out of the receiver of the mobile phone: "Lord, is there anything you want me to do?" ”

(I'm delayed today, and the update is a little late, sorry!) ）