A gangster is always a gangster, he can't become a gentleman in a day, even if he is full of sadness, he is just a sad gangster.

Gao Shengnan stared at Ye Huan with fire-breathing eyes, and at this moment she had the urge to pull out a gun again......

Ye Huan looked at Gao Shengnan's angry appearance and felt a little weak, and said, "What's that...... It's more powerful to fight when you're full......"

Gao Shengnan took a deep breath, forget it, don't worry about this slut.

"You don't know those three people just now? Why are they looking for you? What's the trouble you're getting out there? ”

Ye Huan shook his head, he really didn't know those three people, let alone any eldest lady, he carefully sifted through the girls he had soaked and dumped over the years, what a pure girl, a silver baby slut, there are many kinds of patterns, and I really haven't soaked the eldest lady in my impression......

"Could it be that this eldest lady covets my beauty, so she sent someone to take me captive to be her husband?" Ye Huan guessed in surprise.

Gao Shengnan's head smoked: "Is there a more reliable guess?" ”

"That's when I saw the news on TV about my brave fight against bandits, and wanted to ask me to sign her name and ...... with her."

The monkey interjected on the side: "Brother Huan, this is not very reliable......

Ye Huan spread his hands and said with a smile: "It can't be looking for revenge on me, right?" I haven't been to her ......."

The smile gradually turned into a dry smile, and Ye Huan himself became more and more uncertain: "...... I guess I haven't soaked it, right? ”

The monkey looked at Ye Huan sympathetically: "Brother Huan, I found that you have been a little declining recently......"

Ye Huan sighed dejectedly, then turned his head and asked the monkey, "What are you doing at my house if you have nothing to do?" ”

The monkey suddenly looked adored: "Look at the heroes!" Damn, Brother Huan, you're too awesome, I watched the news today, one fights three, and they're all boss-level bandits, if it's in the game, how much equipment do you have to lose...... One ko, one half dead, one unconscious, Brother Huan, those three guys threw your child into the well? ”

"They robbed me of my money......"

In the end, the monkey immediately patted his thigh and said, "No wonder...... Then even if your subordinates showed mercy, only one died, and Brother Huan was invincible......"

Ye Huan nodded reservedly, standing with his hands in the wind, looking like a master and lonely......

Gao Shengnan shook his head with an unbearable face, these two brothers ...... I really grew up wearing a pair of pants.

"Nothing else but to pay homage to me?" Ye Huan asked the monkey.

Only then did the monkey say with a straight face: "There is one more thing, I discussed with Zhang San for a long time last night, and we felt that we really couldn't be so confused, and we had to rely on our own hands to embark on the road of hard work and prosperity......"

Ye Huan was surprised: "It's rare that you have such an enlightenment......"

The monkey continued: "So I discussed with Zhang San all night, and discussed a bright road to hard work and prosperity, today I specially invited you to join the gang, the three of us will work together, if nothing happens, we should be able to make a small fortune within half a year......

Hearing the word "fortune", Ye Huan's eyes suddenly appeared with a green and faint light, and even Gao Shengnan couldn't help but prick up his ears, wanting to hear what kind of bright road he had to work hard to get rich.

The monkey coughed, looked around, and then lowered his voice and said: "Zhang San's plan and I are like this, our brothers and sisters will each get together a little, not much, one or two hundred yuan per person, and then buy a second-hand motorcycle......

Ye Huan understood a little: "You kid is going to run a motorcycle?" ”

The monkey pouted disdainfully: "Look at your little talent, can you make a fortune as a runner?" ”

"Why do you buy a motorcycle?"

"When the time comes, Brother Huan, you will drive, I will sit behind you, Zhang San is responsible for controlling the wind, finding a road where no one is around, looking for those young women who are single with bags, you urge the accelerator, rush past her, I am responsible for grabbing the bag, if you are lucky, you can recover the cost on the first day, start to make a profit on the second day, and ...... on the third day"

Ye Huan said with black lines on his head: "...... Prison on the third day,! This is what you call the bright road to prosperity through hard work? ”

The monkey looked excited: "What a shortcut to riches!" Brother Huan, why didn't we think of it earlier? ”

Bang!

Gao Shengnan couldn't hold back any longer, kicked the monkey away, and said angrily: "When my aunt and grandmother are transparent? Boy, come back to the bureau and talk! ”

The monkey was kicked by Gao Shengnan and woke up, and only then did he remember Gao Shengnan's identity, and his face turned pale with fright, and he screamed like a woman from a good family who had been touched on the street: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh ”

Gao Shengnan sneered: "You want to be a biker, right?" Very good, my aunt remembers you. ”

The monkey stepped back in panic, forced a smile, and said, "What's that...... Brother Huan, I don't think the method I thought was very reliable, go back and study it again......"

After saying that, the monkey turned his head and ran.

"Monkey ......" Ye Huan stopped him, and sighed deeply and weakly: "Next time...... Don't be so-two. ”

"Definitely!" The monkey showed gratitude in his eyes, and then glanced at Gao Shengnan in horror, turned his head and ran away.

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The next day, Ye Huan got up early, went to the bank again with more than 30,000 yuan in his arms, fortunately, this time no one robbed, Ye Huan smoothly transferred all the money to the account of the welfare institute, as if he had completed a sacred thing, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

Although he was still penniless, he was very happy.

took out his mobile phone, Ye Huan called the old dean.

As soon as he connected to Ye Huan, he smiled earnestly: "Old dean, how are you doing lately?" Xiao Huanzi greets you, the old dean is auspicious......"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and suddenly there was a roar full of anger: "Ye Huan, you little king and eight lambs, say, last time you came back with the monkey, what happened to the dog in our yard?" ”

Ye Huan broke out in a cold sweat, and said with a forced smile: "Old dean, you have to believe in my character, I am a person, although I am a little distracted, and the relationship between men and women is relatively chaotic, but please believe me, I will never have any interest in a dog, let alone a male dog......"

"Less poor with me, what about dogs?"

“…… Eloped with the flower next door to our hospital, really, I watched this pair of dogs and men run away, the old dean, you don't know, I didn't stop it, they had to say that they wanted to find a beautiful place to enjoy beautiful love, I said that our welfare home is not very beautiful? It said no, said that the old dean, you have been a little unserious lately, and you have been thinking about making dog whip wine, and it lives a little depressed......"

The old dean's breathing was a little heavy: "............"

"Dean, I just put more than 30,000 yuan on your account, you go back and check, it's cold, let's install air conditioning in the dormitory."

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and after a while, the old dean sighed: "It's hard for you and Qiao Mu, you have been sending money to the courtyard for the past few years,...... Do you have enough to spend on your own? ”

Ye Huan smiled and said: "Enough, I'm doing well with Qiao Mu, I'm tired of eating big fish and meat every day, really." ”

The old dean snorted: "You kid just fooled, think I'm confused? Remember what I told you before? If you are poor, you will be good to yourself, and if you are good, you will help the world, and you must first live your own life well. ”

"Don't worry, do you think I'm the kind of person who wronged me?"

An old man and a young man chatted a few words, and when they were about to hang up the phone, the old dean suddenly said: "Ye Huan, I watched the news yesterday, you ...... Well done! I didn't disgrace the old man, not bad. …… However, next time you don't want to die like this, Lao Tzu will have to beat you to death! ”

With that, the old dean hung up the phone.

Ye Huan listened to the busy tone on the phone, paused for a while, and then laughed, with a warm smile.

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ps: The first shift, there is another shift at night......

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