27. War
Ahead, a continent hung in the air, about a few miles away from them, but the continent was too large, and the distance was insignificant, as if it was pressed overhead.
At the edge of the continent, there are green vines hanging down like waterfalls, and several of them just hang down to the top of this mountain.
Su Cong couldn't help but be stunned, and walked forward, only to see that the flames on this continent were raging, the land was burned to black and red, and there was a sneer from miles away.
"That is to cry and cry healthily to rob the ground, thunder and fire, but only the most obvious dangers. ”
The voice of the Pear Blossom Gang Leader came, and suddenly the sky was bright, and a thunderstorm slashed towards a certain place in the continent, but the mountains in the continent were majestic, and after the thunder tribulation was split, there was no sound.
The Pear Blossom Gang Leader's eyes lit up: "Someone is laughing, so he was struck by lightning." Your senior sister, they're right there!"
Su Cong's eyes also lit up.
Crying is healthier to rob the ground, and the place where you are struck by lightning when you laugh must be fun!
When the time comes, when I find the hot mother-in-law, I will beat her up first and force her to laugh so that she can be struck by lightning!
Let her laugh and cry at the same time, and be hacked while jumping!
Little Onion couldn't wait and said, "Let's go over quickly!"
Lihua said: "Find the strongest green vine first, let's climb up!"
......
On the periphery of the robbery, somewhere in a mountain col.
The eight demon envoys stood stunned, looking at the chili pepper standing in the thunder light, their hearts were all horrified, and they immediately glared angrily at the Chrysanthemum Gang Leader.
A chicken demon said: "Chrysanthemum Gang Leader, this is the strange place you are talking about?"
A donkey demon said angrily, "Let's all be struck by lightning, and then you stand next to me and make fun of me?"
These envoys and their men were all scorched, because they had just been struck by lightning, and they were slashed badly.
But what is too much is that the Chrysanthemum gang leader was not only not split, but also stood aside and laughed!
How can this be endured?
Chrysanthemum looked at them and said, "I'm making fun of you?"
The donkey demon said angrily: "You are obviously just laughing at me and waiting, and you haven't stopped at all!
Chrysanthemum suddenly realized, and hurriedly said: "Haven't you heard of the demon envoys? This robbery is called laughing and laughing is more healthy and robbing the earth, the thunder tribulation in the sky is targeted, whoever doesn't laugh will split whom, that's why I laughed, not to make fun of you." ”
The demon envoys suddenly understood and walked forward.
"It turns out that this is a smile and a smile that is healthier to rob the land, and I have heard the name for a long time, like thunder! ha!" Although the chicken demon had never heard of it, he still smiled.
I hadn't heard of a cow, but I smiled and said, "I've heard of the prestige of this land robbery a long time ago, but it's better to see it than to hear it, it's really amazing to the demon!"
They are all demon envoys, so naturally they need to be knowledgeable.
The Chrysanthemum Gang Leader knew that these people didn't know how to pretend to understand, and said with a smile: "Everyone, the laughter should be louder, the bigger the better, so that the Thunder Tribulation will not be able to split you." ”
A pig laughed and said, "It's really strange, although I've heard of this place for a long time, but I can't help but be surprised." Hahaha!"
The dog said: "Hahahahaha! It's amazing, hearing is false, seeing is believing!"
A group of demons laughed and competed in their voices, for fear that a sudden thunderbolt would hit them.
At that moment, there was a loud bang in the sky.
A snow-white lightning bolt, with a bang, pierced straight down from the extremely high sky!
Everyone was shocked and burst out laughing, each with a louder and louder volume.
At this moment, Su Jiaoer is negotiating with someone.
"This little brother, your things have fallen, don't you look back?"
The golden monkey demon was laughing, and when he heard this, he turned his head and saw a smile, and suddenly the monkey hair stood up all over his body!
Su Jiao'er stuffed her little hand into his arms and said coquettishly: "Little brother, you got rid of someone." ”
The Golden Monkey Demon smiled foolishly.
Suddenly, a thunderbolt slashed down, right in the middle of Su Jiao'er!
Before the golden monkey could react, he was stunned.
Su Jiao'er stood in the thunder light, her delicate red skin became more and more vivid, but her face was not very good-looking.
"My handsome little brother ......"
Beaming with grief and tears, she stepped out of the thunder a few seconds later, her eyes brightening to find another skinny monkey.
It wasn't long before she was struck again, and the scrawny little monkey fainted.
The delicate red pepper mourned for a few seconds, and then began to look for a new target.
Everyone looked at it, and a demon envoy was puzzled and laughed loudly: "She has been hacked seven or eight times, why don't you laugh?"
The other demon envoy was louder and laughed wildly, "I see, she wants to bring disaster to our men! Stop her!"
The demons were in a commotion, and suddenly Mushroom Kaitian came over, and said lightly: "In that war, someone set up a spy station here to collect enemy intelligence and deal with some secrets, and the code was to laugh, otherwise there would be a thunderstorm falling from the sky and killing people." To this day, this rule still exists, but the thunder tribulation is too weak, and people don't need to laugh, just smile. ”
The half-sided old man turned his head and said, "Jiao'er, stop in moderation, don't be scorched." ”
Su Jiao'er responded, was full of radiance, walked towards a thin crane demon, and hooked up.
The demons were sluggish, their smiles gradually solidified, and the eight demon envoys looked unkind and looked at the Chrysanthemum Gang Leader.
They walked among the mountains, laughed for at least two hours, and still laughed, and if it weren't for the mushroom Kaitian reminder, they would still laugh like this!
Like a fool!
"Since all we have to do is smile, why does the helper want me to laugh?" said the donkey demon coldly.
Chrysanthemum didn't care and continued to walk forward.
In fact, his heart blossomed.
Why do you laugh?
I told you to laugh at me at the time, but now it's not cool? It's not cool, right?
"I just don't know what happened to Pear Blossom, did you deceive that little baffle? Let that little kid be split into briquettes by lightning is the happiest thing. ”
Thinking of this, the Chrysanthemum Gang leader suddenly stopped, and at the same time, Mushroom Kaitian also stopped.
In front of them, a mighty river of magma was bubbling up.
Chrysanthemum said: "Don't be impatient, the destination of this trip has arrived." ”
......
On the edge of the robbery, Su Cong and the Pear Blossom gang leader were in parallel, and the little onion looked around curiously, only to see the mountains surrounding, the magnificent palace and palace at the foot of the mountain, and the golden pagoda on the top of the mountain, the mist was steaming, and there was an ethereal cry from time to time.
The sun shines down, the clouds and mist churn, and the birds and flowers all blend into this tranquility.
It seems that this is the blessed land of fairy mountains, and the beautiful scenery is like a fairyland.
Su Cong was stunned, his eyes widened, and he was a little sluggish.
The mountains are devastated. The palace collapsed, the pagoda broke, and the fog was a black poisonous mist. The hideous black bird fluttered and shook its bone wings, flying out of the black mist, and the seeping hiss echoed in the mountains, ethereal and somewhat terrifying.
The majestic mountains, black and red, could not find a trace of green.
Su Cong walked towards a tree, the upper body of the ancient tree was bent at a right angle, and it had been dead for an unknown number of years.
Su Cong saw that the ancient tree was scorched black, and it had been cut into seven or eight sections but not completely cut off, and half of the countless dead roots were straight, and half were bent at right angles to the ground.
Half of its branches also fell to the ground.
"He's half-kneeling here. Su Cong's eyes widened.
The posture of this tree is like a sword and pestle on the ground, half-kneeling to death.
The Pear Blossom Gang leader came over and saluted the tree, and Su Cong hurriedly followed suit.
They continued to walk forward, there were many kneeling dead trees like that in the mountains, Su Cong walked by, and saluted one by one.
Su Miao was originally surprised, but later he was slowly taken by him, and he bowed slightly.
Rika was surprised in her heart: "Although the little guy owes a beating, he also knows how to respect the dead." ”
After turning over the mountains, Su Cong's eyes were a little gloomy, and he said, "Why did they all die in this one place?"
The Pear Blossom Gang Leader said: "Because of the war." The land was completely destroyed by the war, so there was no grass left. ”
Su Cong said blankly: "War? What is war?"
Rika was surprised and said, "You are literate, and you don't have this word in your dictionary?"
Su Cong shook his head.
Rika thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "The designated realm has arrived, and the thunder tribulation of crying and healthier land robbery is brewing ahead." Don't laugh, little one. ”
Su Cong said: "What is war?"
Rika smiled: "Let's go quickly, maybe your senior sister will be waiting for you there." Remember not to laugh, it's better to cry, or there will be thunder and thunder slashing you. ”