"On the second day of February, the cold wind blew, and the heron picked up abandoned children by the river. There is a life, no one raises it, and the turtle king is a father and a mother. Several teenagers sang unscrupulously on the field.

"! Wang Sanli, Lao Tzu won't beat you to death! The riverside swooped down with a roar

"Principal Wang, Principal Wang, can you raise your noble hand and let Jiangbian continue to go to school. You can do whatever you want. You see that his academic performance is also good, so he was expelled like this, it's a pity! The adoptive father by the river pleaded at the Mid-Levels Middle School.

"It's a pity? We are cultivating students with all-round development of morality, intellect and physique, no matter how good the grades are, the ideological quality is not up to standard, or to cultivate a substandard product for the society. The harm to society is even greater! Principal Wang said solemnly.

Principal Wang's name is Wang Wuchi, and Wang Sanli, who was beaten by the riverside, is his son.

It's useless to talk about it.

The turtle king pulled the riverside back home + with a green face, and beat the riverside for the first time.

This scene always appears in the dream by the river.

Jiangbian's memory is too deep, and within a few days of junior high school, because of this fight, he was beaten half to death, and several other teenagers were beaten half to death, and at the same time ended his student days.

The riverside always wakes up from sleep. I don't know how many times I have dreamed this dream, but every time I make Jiangbian sweat profusely.

The sun was already high in the sky and was about to reach the rooftops.

"Bang! Boom! Boom! ”

There was a loud knock on the door outside.

"Riverside! You sloppy baby, you're still in bed at this time! Could it be that you hide someone's delicate mother-in-law in the bed? ”

This is the voice of Liu Huijun, director of the village women's federation, this mother-in-law is in her thirties, and she is very good at dressing up, and she is as delicate as a ripe flower that flows out of honey every day.

Jiangbian turned over and answered, "The mother-in-law was at the door, but she didn't come in." ”

In the countryside, even the eldest girl's family will come to a few meat jokes, and there are still some things that have not entered the state by the river.

"Just like you bear, the old lady stripped naked and came in to give it to you, do you dare?" Liu Huijun chuckled at the door.

Jiangbian really didn't dare, Liu Huijun's man Jiang Dahu Niu was tall and big, although Jiangbian was also tall, but he didn't work much, and there was an empty shelf.

But there is no thief's courage, but there is still a thief's heart, "Your man didn't feed you last night, and he wants to come to me for help?" ”

"I thought, the key is that you kid is just a waste, and you don't dare to send it to the door. Hurry up, I'm looking for you! Liu Huijun knocked on the door twice more.

"I'm still in a hurry!" Riverside smiled.

He got up with a bone, put a vest with a few small holes on his bare body, then put on a pair of shiny shorts, casually put on a pair of broken slippers with two broken ears on the ground, and walked slowly towards the door.

The house by the river is not large, divided into two rooms, one is a bedroom, and the other is a living room and kitchen. The area is not very large, the room is just big enough for a bed, and a desk that I don't know where to pick it up.

In the living room is a lame Eight Immortals table, replaced by a bamboo pole, supported by the doorway. A bench was placed next to the table, covered with a thick layer of dust.

There was a firewood stove in the corner of the wall, there was no heat at all, and I don't know how long it hadn't smoked.

The slippers by the river were not very heeled because they had broken two ears, and after walking a few steps, the slippers volunteered and walked to the front. He walked barefoot by the river for a few steps before putting his slippers on his feet again.

opened the door, and Liu Huijun was standing at the door, 1.6 meters tall, with curly hair, dyed pale yellow, with a bright face and cool clothes. Wearing a black gauze short-sleeved shirt on top, you can see the hard wrapping of the towering bra. Wearing a short skirt underneath, her white thighs swaying in the breeze.

The riverside looks a little straight.

Liu Huijun sniffed and frowned, "Well, it smells terrible." By the river, you short-lived ghost, you don't know how to clean up. With such a stinky house, which girl dares to come to the door? Blind with a handsome face. ”

Jiangbian is handsome, people in the village say so, close to 1.8 meters tall, in the south is simply a golden height, sword eyebrows and big eyes, a towering nose bridge, a mouthful of white teeth, and a smile, it is simply a copy of Chow Yun-fat.

But the family is poor, and this baby is lazy.

Speaking of which, this baby is also an abandoned child without a father and mother, no one knows why a boy was abandoned, anyway, in a winter twenty years ago, the turtle king of Banshan Village brought the country back from the Lulu River.

The turtle king's name is Jiang Bei, and he has never married his mother-in-law in his life. However, he has a good hand, and his ability to fish for turtles is particularly strong. Whether it is a pond or a river, as long as the turtle king looks around, he can find the place where the turtle jade is hiding.

It is said that the turtle king has this craft, and he should not guard the poor. I didn't even go to school by the river, and after finishing elementary school, I fooled around in the village.

The main reason is that the turtle king has a rule, the turtle caught, can only keep the male and not the female, and the old can't be wanted, the small can't stay, and you can't catch too much each time.

The people of the village had never seen the turtle king bring back more than two turtle fish.

The turtle king is very lazy and will not go out as long as there is food at home. When the turtle king passed on the skill of turtle fishing to the riverside, he also passed down the surname Xi by the way.

When he saw his peers on the riverside marrying wives one by one, the turtle king also panicked, but he treated the riverside as his own son, and naturally he didn't want him to be like himself and be a bachelor for a lifetime.

The age of the riverside is not very old, and strictly speaking, even now it is not the legal age of marriage. But how many children in the mid-mountain village are of legal age to get married? People of the same age as Jiangbian, having a child can now almost make soy sauce.

The turtle king was in a hurry, he forgot his rules, and for a while, he caught a lot of turtle fish, although they were all male, but the turtle king always felt that his hands began to shake constantly, and he felt that something was going to happen.

The people in the village laughed, "Old turtle, you have caught too much money, do you know?" ”

But after a few days, the turtle king came back from the outside, trembling, and when he got home, he couldn't speak.

I went up to the riverside to take a look, and I realized that I was bitten by a poisonous snake.

Where there is a lot of grass, there are many turtles and snakes.

The turtle king missed for the first time and gave away his surname. The money earned a few days ago was enough to buy a coffin by the river and hold a funeral.

That's fate.

Jiangbian is also very resigned. He was even more lazy than the turtle king.

Jiangbian unscrupulously looked up and down Liu Huijun, who was dressed very coolly at the door, and finally stopped at Liu Huijun's chest, "What's itchy?" Do you want me to scratch you? ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his claws towards Liu Huijun's tower.

Liu Huijun didn't dodge either, and smiled contemptuously, "Right here, if you have the guts, scratch it!" ”

Jiangbian really didn't dare, his hand reached not far away, but he turned up again and scratched his head.

"No cowardice!" Liu Huijun smiled contemptuously.

However, Liu Huijun immediately said again, "It's been grinded!" Hurry up and bring your rod and go fishing for a few turtles. There is an emergency! ”

"Don't you always carry a rod with you? What's so urgent? Could it be that the turtle is in a hurry? Ebebe asked.

"A few cadres came from above, indicating that they wanted to eat turtles. Where am I going to find turtles at this time? I have to beg you to go fishing a few and come back. I'll give it to you at the right price! Liu Huijun said.

"If you want a turtle, don't you have it yourself? Still coming to me? Who am I looking for turtles at noon? Besides, you don't know the rules of our family, how many more! Kawabe said.

"Your dead daddy's rules, why are you so stupid to abide by them? If you don't make money, you're stupid! Liu Huijun said.

However, Jiangbian's face slowly darkened, although the turtle king and Jiangbian were not biological, their feelings were not the same.

Liu Huijun knew about this reverse scale, and hurriedly turned his mouth to say something else.

The people in the village also know about this reverse scale by the river. There is no temper by the river, anyone can step on it, but don't touch his reverse scales.

The reverse scales by the river, one is the turtle king, don't scold the turtle king in front of him; The second is his life experience, talking about his life experience is like saying bald to a monk. It would be interesting if someone counted down the turtle king and scolded him for being a mongrel.

When he was ten years old, he told the villagers what the consequences were.

That winter, Jiang Chunsheng in the village was preparing to dry the pond and was opening the culvert plug layer by layer.

Gather around the riverside to watch the bustle.

Jiang Chunsheng didn't like the riverside very much, and was slightly hindered by the riverside, so he said angrily, "Little bastard, go far!" Your dead turtle doesn't discipline you well! ”

Jiangbian didn't make a sound, and ran back with a cold face.

But not long after, the riverside ran again, and ran so fast, the strips of cloth on his clothes swaying in the cold wind.

Running closer, Jiangbian said breathlessly, "Wang Mazi, your dead mother-in-law smoked fish at home, but she didn't look at the fire, and accidentally burned the house, burning until only a quilt remained." Go back and check it out! ”

Jiang Chunsheng naturally didn't believe it, and was about to scold, "Little bastard, be careful, Lao Tzu will beat you to death today!" Don't think that Lao Tzu won't dare to beat you, I just beat you, look at what your dead turtle Lao Tzu dares to say? ”

Jiangbian took a step back and said loudly, "Your dead mother-in-law has run over, see for yourself." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the riverside in the distance.

Everyone looked at Jiangbian's hand, but they really saw Jiang Chunsheng's mother-in-law Jiang Huahua running over with a quilt in her arms, crying all the way, it was an earth-shattering one.

"What can I do? Oh my mother! I can't get past it! Jiang Huahua cried and grabbed the ground.

I accidentally stepped on the air, rolled on the ground a few times, got up and ran again, and my mouth still kept shouting.

"Chunsheng, you have no conscience! How do you live this! Oh my mother! "It's like weeping.

At this time, there were also people in the crowd watching around, "Look, there's a fire over there, it's in the direction of Chunsheng's house." ”

Everyone saw that a dark smoke was rising into the sky from a distance, and from time to time there were sparks shining in the sky. This fire is really strong!

"yes, yes, it's really the house that burned down! Otherwise, where is such a big smoke. Let's go! Hurry up and put out the fire! ”

Seeing Jiang Chunsheng stunned there, someone shouted, "Chunsheng, don't do it!" Let's go back and check it out! Your baby hasn't seen it yet! ”

The onlookers ran crackling, and the bucket that had been carried in their hands to hold the fish was still in their hands, ready to be used to carry water later.

Oh, yes! I haven't seen my baby yet! Is there only his mother-in-law left! When I gave birth to a baby, I was emasculated by a political axe! This if

Jiang Chunsheng didn't dare to think about it anymore, his heart was also cold, and he shouted, "What can I do about this!" He also ran home crying.

"Don't that kid by the river set fire to Chunsheng's house, this guy has a grudge. Just now I heard Chunsheng scolding him for being a mongrel, and scolding him for being a pervert. "Running and running, someone said.

"Yes, there is such a possibility, once I saw it, I scolded him, and at night, my hen was missing, and the next day I found that someone had beaten him to death with a stone!" Another said.

However, some people secretly said in their hearts, "Then you are wrong to blame the riverside, and you don't look at it, your chickens have eaten most of the grain in my field." Lao Tzu can't wait to drugged them all to death! ”

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