Zuo Rong Rong wondered what this little guy wanted to do. Although we all know that you may not have a good surname, but you should give it a try, if you can get a good score, there is still a little possibility.

"How's the review?" Before the exam started, Zuo Rongrong asked Zhou Jian casually.

"It's okay, there's hope to get to 90 points." Zhou Jian grinned.

"Huh! You are really confident, Professor Liang is very difficult to come up with questions, even if you learn all the content in the book, it is only 80 points, if you want to score 90 points, you must have a certain degree of attainment, at least you have your own opinions on the ancients, let me see how you take the test. ”

Zhou Jian scratched his head, "Really?" That's a bit mysterious, and I'm not too sure, so let's do my best. ”

The three doctoral shooters he recruited should be reliable, knowing that Old Man Liang studied the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, two of the three gunners found by Zhou Jian took care of these two time periods, and the remaining one was engaged in Tang and Song poetry.

And just like that, the exam began.

Small class exams are not so particular, and you can answer the paper as soon as the bell rings.

At first, everyone was very calm, Zhou Jian was also very calm, the exam time was two hours, there was plenty of time, Zhou Jian wanted to switch consciousness, but ...... Left Velvet actually kept staring at his roll.

I'm dizzy!

Zhou Jian turned his pen, not to mention how helpless he was, Zuo Rongrong was no better than Teacher Bai, with Zhou Jian's understanding of her, if he just fell asleep on the table like this, Zuo Rongrong would not be mad and pull himself up.

Report to the toilet? I went to the toilet as soon as I started the exam, and it was clear that I was cheating.

But she stared at herself like this, and couldn't write a word.

Zhou Jian stared at the exam questions, it knew itself, he didn't know it, he hadn't taken a day of class, and he had never heard of a lot of content on the paper.

In the history I learned in high school, there are some introductions to ancient times, such as at least Zhou Jian, the eighth family of the Tang and Song dynasties, still knows, picked a few of the simplest blanks and filled them up, and the eyebrows of the left velvet jumped straight up, sample, let you blow it for me, I will see how you blow it.

At this time, cheating has begun, cheating in exams is a science, and in the face of the invigilator, it is best to do four words - neither humble nor arrogant.

You must know that in addition to the invigilator in the examination room, there are also inspectors, and the inspectors generally have a Zhong Kui face, and whoever is caught by the inspector will wait to die, but the invigilator of his own college is still relatively relaxed.

So small class exams acquiesce to cheating, but there is one point, if you cheat and are caught by the inspectors, the invigilator will be very faceless if you connive at cheating, some buddies don't understand, cheating is too excited, don't take the invigilator seriously, small notes are flying all over the sky, the head turns like a 360-degree bearing, the cheating teacher can't care about it, he catches you is actually telling you: "Idiot, you can't copy the hidden point." This situation is called "overheating".

There are also those who are "too humble". Some buddies take the invigilator too seriously, and when they hear the invigilator's approaching footsteps, they feel that death is coming, and when they see the shadow of the invigilator approaching, they feel that it is a dark cloud pressing down on the city, in fact, the party teaches us that if we want to defeat the enemy, we must first understand the enemy. We know that teachers have a class fee for teaching, a class is considered a class hour, and what about invigilation, invigilation can only be counted as half a class hour, and it is super boring, for university teachers who are usually lazy, this kind of work is really tormenting, and they are not willing to invigilate at all, so most of them have psychological resistance.

So keep an eye on the invigilator's eyes, you will find that except for some psychopathic teachers, although most of the teachers are sitting in a precarious position, their eyes are already in a state of confusion, if it is a young male teacher, they are likely to be looking at beautiful classmates, yes, this is your chance! Of course, if you are a beauty yourself, then you have to mourn for yourself.

At this time, the young male teacher in the secretarial class next door shifted his gaze to the beauties in the class, and when Teacher Zuo was still staring at Zhou Jian, the mule and Xiaoyin, who were well versed in cheating, had already begun to act, and the two of them, one left and one right, used the "horse racing" style cheat sheet method used by Stephen Chow and Xiao Turtle in "Truant Dragon".

The so-called "horse racing" cheat sheet method is to put the plagiarized materials in the table hole, because you have to read the paper for a while, read the cheat sheet for a while, and the body will inevitably move back and forth, so it is called the "horse racing" style cheat sheet.

Of course, their range of action is much smaller, and they finish the 30 points of the short-answer question in one go, and the mule comes back to do appreciation, and after seeing the question, the mule is a little dizzy, and the topic is actually to appreciate a pun text, and then ask to write out their understanding of this pun text.

The prose style requires the whole text to be dual, pay attention to the neatness of the battle, and pay attention to the rhythm of the voice, which is really not something that ordinary people can write. Even if there were so many anti-astronomical heroes in ancient times, there are only a few excellent prose texts that have been handed down today, such as "Preface to King Teng's Pavilion" and "Preface to the Fu of Mourning Jiangnan".

This piece of pun is barely understood, as for what to write to appreciate, all he can think of is nothing more than neat words and sonorous rhythms.

This is a high-level question, put it first, and the mule continues to look at the next question, which is a Song poem, which also requires appreciation.

Song Ci is still relatively easy to appreciate, and the mule can only give it according to his own feelings.

Finally after a lot of nonsense, the mule began to look at the third question, this time, he was directly dumbfounded, and stayed for a long time to make sure that he was not mistaken, this dead perverted old man Liang actually asked the students to use a Tang poem to describe Lingnan University today, which can be acupuncture and praised.

It is required to write a rhythmic poem, preferably a seven-rhyme, and if you can't write it, you can also write a quatrain.

My mother-in-law, is this still a literary and historical exam? If you don't bring such a question, isn't it a human life?

…… At this time, in the corner of the classroom, after Zuo Rongrong finally ignored Zhou Jian and sat back on the podium, Zhou Jian supported his head with his elbows, finally adjusted his balance, and carefully switched his consciousness back...... At the Xihuyuan Hotel, Zhou Jian communicated with the three gunmen in front of the computer, "Big brother, you are a doctoral student, you study Tang and Song poetry, let you write a Song Song poetry appreciation, take out a little level, you have to at least use Song words to write out Song words for appreciation, the name of this Song Song song is "Water Tune Song Head", you can also write a "Water Tune Song Head". ”

"Don't be so high-profile." A reply from a PhD student came from the computer.

"I don't want to, either, but I'm in the teacher's little book, and I won't let me live if I'm not high-profile, and there's still an hour and a half before the homework is handed in, so it's not difficult for you to write a song poem." Zhou Jian didn't tell the other party that he was actually taking the exam.

"Lingnan University? Who are your professors? ”

"Liang Guangzhang."

"Sure enough, it's him, then I know, the Song Ci you gave me was written by Professor Liang himself, he is a literary youth, and he is very dissatisfied with the current education system, I know what he wants to say about this Yonglian word, he is comparing himself with the lotus, and he is not stained in the mud in this academic [***] education system."

"I see, it's very likely to hear you say that." Zhou Jian read the Song Ci that wrote lotus again, and it really had a little taste, but if you didn't know what Old Man Liang was, it would be difficult to see it. "There is also a seven-rule song for Lingnan University, you also helped me write it, and I can get it done in an hour and a half."

"Sing hymns? No, no, no, Professor Liang has a lot of criticism about the current internal political system of universities, and he must like to see articles that are acupuncture of the times, so I will check Professor Liang's remarks in the past few years and write you a satirical article on the seven laws of the existing education management system. ”

"Okay, if I pass, I'll give you more money."

Zhou Jian turned off the first dialog box, and then opened the second one, this gunman was engaged in the Northern and Southern Dynasties, "How is your pun style writing?" ”

He replied: "This essay uses some modern techniques, it should be written by modern people, and it can probably be understood." ”

"Hmm...... It may have been written by Professor Liang Guangzhang Liang himself. ”

"Professor Liang, it turned out to be Professor Liang's article...... I see, I understand this completely, and you want me to write the review appreciation in the format of the pun style, right? ”

"Well, it should be fine for you to write a prose essay in an hour and a half."

"It's okay to be shorter, but the level is limited, and it's kind of like fooling the layman."

"That'll be fine, it's up to you."

Zhou Jian turned off the second dialog box, and then opened the third one, this one was engaged in Wei Jin, "This big brother, how did you write about the ancient style of Jian'an?" ”

The gunman replied: "The essence of Jian'an's style and bones is nothing more than the word 'wind bones', full of strength, strength and literary brilliance, generosity and sadness, and masculinity is infused between the lines......"

"Stop, stop, I'm just asking you if you've written that ancient style?"

"Not yet."

"Dizzy, okay, there's still time anyway, by the way, I'll give you a hint, the person who wrote the question is Professor Liang Guangzhang Liang, I think the reason why Professor Liang likes Jian'an style is because he is dissatisfied with the existing atmosphere, which is what someone told me just now."

"Oh, Professor Liang, I understand, he is very famous in the circle of Chinese studies, and a few months ago, he also loudly called on the literary world that now literati should 'not bend their waists for five buckets of rice', I know what he likes to watch, don't worry."

"Okay, it's up to you."

Zhou Jian turned off all the dialog boxes, and then began to flip through the book to look up other questions............ On the podium, Zuo Rongrong frowned and looked at Zhou Jian who was sitting in the corner of the classroom, everyone else was bored answering the papers, this guy stared at the curls for a long time, and then his head became lower and lower, and finally he lay on the table!

Zuo Rongrong hated it so much, he said so much bitterly, he completely regarded it as the wind in his ears, and now he dozed off in the examination room. Even if you don't know how to do it at all, you should have a good attitude.

(To be continued)