Chapter Ninety-Seven: A War for Two

Send away Lao Fei, I didn't think much about it, some things can't be investigated just because you have a plastic bomb in your car, Hua Rong's awakening, in that sentence, God knows - be your own arrow god, let others check the vegetative person!

Qin Hui called me two more times in the evening, very painful look, I don't understand what he is dissatisfied with, my small villa has everything, it is completely modern life, the project that used to have servants to serve is now completely replaced by technology, I think this is much more considerate and reliable than a clumsy subordinate, to say that the food is not good, didn't I leave him money - in other words, I don't dare to offend this kid to death, my father has taught me since I was a child, I would rather offend ten gentlemen than offend a villain, So I think I'm pretty good with this old boy.

The next morning I drove to the villa, and the one next to me seemed to have been sold, the doors and windows had been replaced, and there were still traces of being played on the grass. It seems that Chen Kejiao's family is prospering.

When I opened the door, I saw Qin Hui put all the things he had used these days in a small bag and put them in his hand, hugging his shoulders and looking at the door, as if he had been looking forward to me coming.

I asked in a vicious voice, "What's the matter with you?" ”

Qin Hui said bitterly: "Don't ask, let's go." ”

At this time, I noticed that the air conditioner in the house was hissing outside, and I couldn't help but shiver and said, "What are you doing in this early morning making your house so cold?" ”

Qin Hui hugged his shoulders and sniffed vigorously and said, "You just found out?" I've been in the snow and ice for days. ”

At this time, the stairs sounded, and I was amused, only to see Su Wu wrapped in his big cotton jacket and go downstairs in an orderly manner, clutching his stick tightly in his hand.

Qin Hui pointed at Su Wu and said angrily: "He did it, what do you say that only this temperature can make him feel like back then, and he will beat me every time I pull back." ”

I said happily, "Then you should wear more of it." ”

Qin Hui said: "How can I have winter clothes, I can't always lie in the quilt and not come out, right?" ”

Next, Qin Hui complained to Su Wu with blood and tears: "I will endure this, but he doesn't even let people eat enough, and he is only allowed to eat one pack of instant noodles a day!" ”

I looked at Su Wu in wonder, and Su Wu said lightly: "This is the common property of the two of us, and I haven't eaten much, who knows how long we will have to live on it?" ”

I smiled and said, "It's right that Master Su is prepared for danger in times of peace, but I didn't exile you here, so how could I ignore you?" Besides - didn't I leave you money? ”

Qin Hui wiped his snot and said, "Don't mention it, the money he gave me can't even afford a steamed bun." As he spoke, Qin Hui threw a few crumpled gross tickets on the ground, "This is what he gave me." ”

This is Su Wu's mistake, whether it is loyal or annihilated, since the two of them have been together, it is not good to eat alone, right?

Who knew that Su Wu still said lightly: "This money belongs to the two of us, I mean it is divided into two parts and kept separately, and he said that he didn't need it." ”

I immediately looked at Qin Hui with admiration: "When did you kid have this enlightenment?" ”

Qin Hui stopped speaking with a gloomy face.

I wondered, "What the hell is going on?" ”

Su Wu took out all the money I gave him, flipped through the big tickets of one hundred and said: "He said that this kind of money, the bigger it is, the less valuable it is, and only the small ones are expensive, he said that I just came and needed money, so I will keep all the small ones, and only give him the big ones, how can I do that, just give him all the small ones-"

I paused, stomped my feet and laughed, pointed at Qin Hui and said, "Yes!" ”

This is called spending the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and now things are finally understood, it is Qin Hui who wants to eat alone, he bullied Su Wu for not understanding the denomination of the banknote, and wanted to trick him into handing over all the money to him, who would have expected it to be self-defeating.

Who knew that something more unexpected happened, only to see Su Wu say slowly: "Although I have been with the sheep for 19 years, I am not stupid." ”

Co-authored Su Hou Ye understands! How can this not remind me of Bao Longxing's father's words: If you want to fight with Zhan Chen, you must be more Zhan than him!

Qin Hui was stunned for a moment, and finally jumped to his feet and said, "I can't stay here for a day!" Qin Hui pointed at Su Wu's nose and scolded, "If you don't turn off the air conditioner, I won't say anything if you don't give me a full meal, but you don't flush the toilet after you go to the toilet, and you're squatting on the toilet......"

Su Wu looked at Qin Hui expressionlessly and calmly dealt with it.

I smiled and said to Qin Hui: "When I have time, I will introduce Liu Bang to you, and you can give him some slander." ”

Su Wu immediately bowed his head respectfully and said, "Have you seen our Han Clan Ancestor?" ”

"Bangzi? See me every day, I'm still the king of his own mouth. ”

"Really?"

"What are you lying to?"

Su Wu groaned, and it seemed that he was about to salute me, but I stopped him: "Don't don't, the sheep under your command are all my ancestors, and they killed me." ”

Qin Hui saw that we had a relationship, and carefully pulled me and said, "Xiaoqiang, are we still leaving?" ”

I glared at him, "Where are you going?" ”

"As long as you leave Su Shepherd, you can go anywhere!"

"It's okay to give you to the Yue family's army?"

Qin Hui's face suddenly changed greatly.

Speaking of Yue Jiajun, I think of a rut, 300 is now only Xu Delong left, Lao Xu is three o'clock every day, dormitories, canteens, and other places will never be touched by half a step, and the dormitory of the new campus is now barely able to accommodate people, and it should not be a problem to throw Qin Hui there now.

I had a plan and said to the two people in front of me, "Let's go, eat first and go early, and you two won't have to see anyone when it's over." ”

I drove the two of them out of the villa area, and came to a fritter stall on a small street to ask for fritters and soy milk, Qin Hui was hungry these days, grabbed the fritters and devoured them, while saying again and again: "Hmm, it's delicious, what's the name of this?" ”

I said, "Fritters, what else can you call them-"

Qin Hui stuffed it into his mouth and said, "Why haven't I eaten it before, when did this thing start to have?" ”

At this time, an old man who ate breakfast at the table with us said: "This thing only existed after the Song Dynasty, and it was named after Qin Hui." ”

Qin Hui was surprised: "What does it have to do with 'Qin Hui'?" As he spoke, he whispered to me proudly, "It seems that there are still people who are worried about me." ”

The old man said: "At the beginning, the fritters were called fried sticks, fried sticks - fried juniper, which means throwing Qin juniper in the oil pan and frying. As he spoke, he tore open a fritter, pointed to half of it, and said, "This is Qin Hui!" Then he pointed to the other half, "This is his wife!" ”

Qin Hui was dumbfounded, holding half of "himself" in his hand, eating or spitting either, and finally said with a crying voice: "I still don't let people live, it's a chicken head and a fritter, am I really so guilty?" ”

I laughed and said, "It's okay, there are two people in history who are more hated than you." ”

Qin Hui came to the spirit: "Who? ”

I said, "One Wang Zhihe, that's a stinky tofu maker, and another Tang monk." ”

“…… What happened to Tang Seng? ”

"Everybody wants to eat him."

Su Wu picked up a fritter and took a bite in front of Qin Hui, I saw Qin Hui shaking vigorously, seeing that the war from Gu Zhong had never stopped.

When we were about to leave after eating, a hawker pushed a cart of steamed buns and shouted as he walked: "Ignore the dog, ignore the dog......

Qin Hui was about to cry, pointed to the bun and said, "That's me again, right?" ”

……

When I drove on the way back to the villa, Su Wu suddenly changed his mind, he didn't want to go back, in his words, he didn't come to enjoy it, and he was able to eat a pack of instant noodles every day in his opinion.

So I had to send the two of them to the school again, Qin Hui insisted on sitting at the back, and showed off the common sense he had learned these days to me: "The one who sits in the front and drives is equivalent to a coachman, and people with status sit in the back of the car!" ”

I just can't figure out what kind of identity a broken gold cup can have even if it sits on the roof of the car?

Later, the master with status, the wind blew, and the smell of Su Wu, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was fanned to him, and he was smoked enough.

When I arrived at the school, Qin Hui settled down very well, and when I told him that Xu Delong, the junior colonel of the Yue Family, was in the building opposite, he couldn't wait to sleep with Su Wu in a bed.

On the contrary, Su Wu is more troublesome, he is not willing to live in the building anymore, according to his meaning, I only need to build a grass hut for him in the school, and the rest of the food, drink, and Lazar will not have to care about anything, Su Hou Ye will continue to challenge the limit of survival.

Where shall I get him a straw hut? After all, we are a school and not a forest park, is it also an exhibition of the entire primitive tribe? Finally, I pointed to a small room in the distance and said, "Do you see that?" ”

My "Berlin" wall has begun to take shape, in the middle of its opening, according to my meaning, Cui Gong built me a place similar to a small communication room, I want to arrange a duty here during the day in the future, in order to prevent the two sides from coming and going, now, I handed over this place that could just put down a bed to Su Hou Ye, and ordered him to guard the border as the king of the Han side, and not let one person or one horse over there enter the old campus.

At first, Su Wu didn't understand what I meant, and finally I had to point to the new campus and say, "You should be the Huns over there!" Only then did he resolutely grasp the stick in his hand and said loudly: "Guarantee to complete the task!" ”

In this way, Su Wu finally found a sense of mission again, and changed from a shepherd to a general!

(To be continued)