Guan Jing, the woman who was a thief elf, didn't give Huang Xiaolong any time to argue, and hung up the phone directly!

"Rub!" Huang Xiaolong was extremely speechless. He believed that according to Guan Jing's surname, it would definitely come.

In fact, from the perspective of a man's vanity, it is still very cool to have a beautiful woman with a hot body by his side, accompany him to dinner, go shopping and buy clothes.

And to be fair and objective, Guan Jing's appearance is a top beauty! Think about it, what kind of clothes does Hatano, that artist, his figure and appearance are not bad, right? Guan Jing is a copy of Hatano's clothes! Eighty percent similarity. Like, godlike. Confuse the real with the fake.

However, Huang Xiaolong subconsciously always repelled this stunner-like woman. I feel that if Guan Jing is on the beach before liberation, she will be a social|flower-type woman. Left and right, handle the relationship between men and women with ease, and take the initiative to rush over when he sees a rich man...

Huang Xiaolong was a traditional dripping man, and he didn't like that kind of vixen-like woman very much. That's right, it's the 'fox spirit', this is Huang Xiaolong's positioning for Guan Jing.

But then again, the last time I looked at it with the Basic Female Viewing Technique, the strip on Guan Jing's head was indeed pink, and there was a *1 data. It clearly means that she has only been by one man so far...

Anyway, she is a very complicated, very deep and contradictory woman.

Having said all this, in fact, the most critical problem is that Huang Xiaolong is not wearing underwear! How embarrassed to go out to eat and buy clothes with a beautiful woman?

Just a woman like Guan Jing who scratches her bones, what kind of in-depth contact do you have with her, that is, stay with her, she has a look, an action, or a few coquettish words, and if you don't do it, you can be as hard as a stone! This woman, Nima, is a scourge!

In case there is a little reaction in public, how can Huang Xiaolong have a face? Then the headline on the front page of tomorrow's evening newspaper may read...... 'Huang, a young man on Shuangxi Street, swaggering in the urban area without underwear, playing hooligans, and full of perverts, please be vigilant to the general public'."

"No! Brother should hurry out. Don't really be blocked by Guan Jing on Double Happiness Street, it's not easy to get out when the time comes, that woman is quite difficult. Huang Xiaolong hurriedly put his phone and wallet in his trouser pocket and left the house in a hurry.

Before leaving, Huang Xiaolong suddenly asked the system of the Yue Nu Heart Sutra software. "By the way, this hair cutting and marrow washing is pretty good, it's quite cool, in the future, I have earned enough skill points, and then cut the hair a few times, wash the marrow a few times, how about it? I feel now, you really didn't cheat me, 10 skill points to play once, really don't lose, I still think I earned. ”

"Dear users, you have indeed earned, to be honest, this hair and marrow, just a small bug, is a benefit of the software to users. The cost of 10 skill points is worth thousands of dollars. However, you seem to be too greedy, you don't know how to accept it when you see it, I tell you the truth, cutting hair and washing the marrow, every user, can only accept once. Once, got it? No matter how many skill points you use in the future, you won't be able to undergo hair removal for the second time. You users can't always be taken advantage of, right? The system said stiffly.

"Rub! Just once? Forget it, brother is too lazy to tell you. Huang Xiaolong touched his nose and was embarrassed to dwell on it any longer.

Peal and trot downstairs.

The night market on Shuangxi Street has begun to be lively, with bright star-like lights on both sides of the street, and food stalls and stalls spreading. The sound of shouting, clinking glasses, bragging, and the flirting and scolding of men and women are heard one after another.

Huang Xiaolong's eyes didn't dare to look at eye level, he didn't dare to look left and right, he was like a sinner who had made a mistake, he lowered his head and walked quickly towards the street.

No way, who made him dress weirdly, and he didn't even wear his underwear when he was in the middle of the pan?

Now, I saw that Huang Xiaolong was wearing a very tight and unusually short AC Milan jersey on the top, and a pair of nondescript CBA team basketball jersey shorts on the bottom, the pants were quite short, just like leggings.

This is dressed up, either a neurotic or a madman or a patient with a depressed personality in the forefront of endocrine disorders, or a pervert, or a beggar or something.

It's not a positive image anyway.

Huang Xiaolong walked quickly, and out of the corner of his eye, he could already see that the diners at some of the stalls, or the passers-by who passed by him, had begun to notice him. And pointed fingers and talked about it......

"Huh! You see, the man is dressed strangely! It's really weird. ”

"It's supposed to be Hanako, right?"

"That's not right! Neuropathy for sure. ”

"Quick! Take a picture with your mobile phone and send it to Weibo! Maybe it'll be on fire tomorrow! ”

……

Huang Xiaolong has the heart to die! The whole body is hot and uncomfortable. He began to trot up and ran towards the street, thinking to himself, "Lao Tzu is not eating, just take a taxi to buy clothes to wear." Grass mud horses, the taste of being discriminated against, it's really uncomfortable! ”

When I finally ran to the street, I could already see taxis speeding by.

Huang Xiaolong breathed a sigh of relief, and a feeling of the aftermath of the catastrophe welled up in his heart.

Who knows, at this moment, at a critical juncture, a sudden change occurred!

"Huang Xiaolong! Hold it! Stop! What do you run? ”

A young woman's voice came from behind.

"Huh?" Huang Xiaolong's body suffocated, and he instinctively turned his head. Then he saw a girl in her early twenties, about 1.6 meters tall, with small wavy yellow hair, chasing after her directly.

This girl has a very average appearance, her figure is neither fat nor thin, and she belongs to the type that is not conspicuous in the pile.

However, the chest is very large, and it is estimated that it is d.

Running up and shaking, the waves are undulating.

This girl's name is Zang Chunmei, and like Huang Xiaolong, she also lives on Double Happiness Street. At the age of 21 this year, he joined a garment factory in the city after graduating from high school.

As soon as Huang Xiaolong saw that it was Zang Chunmei calling him, he immediately felt uncomfortable in his heart, as well as a sense of frustration, which was extremely embarrassing.

Speaking of which, there is a little bit of intersection between Zang Chunmei and Huang Xiaolong.

Here's the thing, more than a year ago, Huang Xiaolong and Yan Kai had a supper and a little wine in the night market, and when they chatted, they talked about women, Huang Xiaolong drank a little wine, and the conversation became more, leaking a little bit of tone, which probably means that he is not too young to be young, and he wants to try to talk about a girlfriend and taste the taste of love.

In fact, this is purely a wine talk, a half-truth. The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. Yan Kai was interested, and asked Huang Xiaolong's criteria for choosing a mate.

Huang Xiaolong said that his family was poor and his work was not good, so he didn't have too many requirements, anyway, she was just an ordinary girl, innocent, and had no bad habits, so that's it. Anyway, it's the right thing.

The next day, Yan Kai went directly to Zang Chunmei, and he wanted to pull the red line that month.

This didn't work out, and it directly stabbed the hornet's nest! Zang Chunmei was furious at that time, and scolded Yan Kai, which probably means, you have to introduce me to a boyfriend, and also introduce someone with slightly better conditions. Get some crooked melons and bad dates to fool people, what kind of toad eats swan meat and the like.

Later, Zang Chunmei squeezed Huang Xiaolong in person several times, and said that although the conditions of my family are similar to yours, I am a woman! Do you know what the ratio of men to women in China is now? Anyway, it was desperate to belittle and humiliate Huang Xiaolong.

It wasn't until Zang Chunmei talked about a boyfriend in the city, moved out of Double Happiness Street, and went to live with her boyfriend that Huang Xiaolong was spared.

At this time, being stopped by Zang Chunmei, Huang Xiaolong was anxious, angry, and felt funny in his heart, thinking, Auntie, it's been a year, what do you want to do?

"Zang Chunmei?" Huang Xiaolong stopped.

"Huang Xiaolong, you, I haven't seen you for a year, but you've grown taller!" Zang Chunmei looked at Huang Xiaolong with a little admiration, a flash of obvious joy flashed in her eyes, and she blurted out. "That's great, you're so tall, if I take it out in the future, my sisters will definitely envy me!"

"Huh? What does it mean? Huang Xiaolong was confused.

"Heh~ I agreed to your request." Zang Chunmei pretended to be cowardly.

"What...... What do you ask for......" Huang Xiaolong's eyes were a little confused. The heart said, Lao Tzu didn't ask you anything.

"Last year, you pursued me so hard that you kept asking me to be your girlfriend, did you forget? Don't be embarrassed, I rejected you at that time, not because you were a bad person, but because I didn't think you had any ambition. However, recently I heard from my dad that you applied for a stall in the night market, and you learned the art of cooking duck meat," Zang Chunmei looked at Huang Xiaolong with a grin. "That's good! Being my own boss and working for myself, it seems that my motivation at the beginning still has an effect! Okay, Xiaolong, I promise to be your girlfriend, in the future, we will manage the stall together, and the husband and wife will work together to do a good job. ”

"However, I am responsible for collecting money and managing my finances." Zang Chunmei raised her eyes and glanced at Huang Xiaolong, there was some teasing meaning in her eyes, "Xiaolong, tonight, let's confirm the relationship!" I'll take you to meet my parents tomorrow. ”

Huang Xiaolong was shocked!

Nima, how did this woman get so realistic? As soon as I heard that Lao Tzu was going to set up a stall in the night market to do business, I immediately came to Lao Tzu...

Shuangxi Street Night Market, basically a well-mixed stall, has a net profit of tens of thousands of yuan per month, which is comparable to many wage earners and even white-collar workers in the city. Big or small is also a boss.

"No, no, that, Zang Chunmei, I think, are you a little misunderstood...... As for last year's incident, it was actually Kaizi who instigated it, and he went to you without asking for my opinion at all. Actually, I'm not after you, you know? Of course, Kaizi is my brother, his approach is too abrupt and presumptuous, and this matter can be regarded as our brothers sorry for you, so every time you meet in person...... What's that, I didn't care when I was laughing at me, I also knew that it was a loss between me and Kaizi......" Huang Xiaolong patiently explained. "Besides, didn't you talk about a boyfriend in the city?"

"Load! Keep loading! "Zang Chunmei completely had an expression of being stunned by Huang Xiaolong." Boyfriend, we broke up a few days ago. Anyway, I'm single now, don't worry about it, let's be together! Don't worry, as long as your business is on the right track, I will immediately go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with you to get the certificate. ”

Huang Xiaolong was scared to pee!

And a burst of anger came up in my heart.

To put it bluntly, you're here for Lao Tzu's stall, right?

"Okay, okay, I won't tell you," Huang Xiaolong waved his hand impatiently, "I still have something to do, you can rest where you are cool." ”

"Don't go!" Zang Chunmei was anxious. "Huang Xiaolong! Don't be embarrassed! Do you know what the ratio of men to women in China is now? Do you know how many men beat up singles every year? Women are very sought-after! Even if it is a woman who has been divorced or widowed, she is a sought-after item! I'm so beautiful, I took the initiative to chase you, what else do you want? Yes, you're about to start a business now, but your family is poor! Your home is in poor condition! I'm worthy of you, more than enough! ”

She was completely righteous in her words, as if she had the truth. And the voice was very loud, attracting some onlookers from the people.

"I don't want to have anything to do with you." Huang Xiaolong was furious. "It's endless!"

"Young man, take it when you see it. Other girls are chasing you, and you don't know what to do. Suddenly, an aunt who was watching the excitement next to her, holding a child, said to Huang Xiaolong.

For a while, the crowd of onlookers actually spoke in a few words.

"Yes, young man, I see that you are dressed like this, and your family conditions are probably not very good. Just like the girl said just now, she is really more than enough for you. ”

"Brother, my brother is from here, just tell you something to dig out your heart, now, it's not easy to get a wife! You are young, and it is right to have requirements, but my brother is not afraid that you will be angry, my brother will be honest with you, on your terms, this girl is your upper limit, if you don't get it, you can't find a better girlfriend than this girl. ”

"Yes, yes, this girl is a little rushed, but the truth is on her side."

"Other girls have put down their bodies to chase you, what are you pretending to be."

"A person's social positioning must be accurate, and he must not blindly pursue unrealistic and ethereal things, and in the end, he will only touch a nose. Goddess, beautiful woman, foreign girl, who doesn't want to, but also look at their own capital! ”

"Okay, don't hesitate, this girl is pretty too, you can do it."

……

Huang Xiaolong was really speechless. How did this matter become that it was wrong for me, that I was unreasonable, and that these masses were a little too enthusiastic, right? Moreover, it is a bit of a quote out of context.

"Is she pretty?" Huang Xiaolong didn't want to fight back, after all, most of the people were already on Zang Chunmei's side, and he couldn't say more than a dozen mouths here. He was ready to leave the next sentence and leave, "I don't think she's beautiful anyway." Moreover, the relationship between men and women still depends on a fate and feeling, and I can't have to fall in love and marry her because of my poor conditions, right? "In the end, Huang Xiaolong also pretended to be forced back." Let's be honest, I already have a girlfriend, and besides, my girlfriend is ten times more beautiful than her! ”

After saying that, Huang Xiaolong was ready to leave.

"Braggart !!!" Zang Chunmei was very excited and screamed. "Huang Xiaolong! I don't know you yet? What girlfriend can you have? You don't even have an ordinary friend with a different surname! Even if there were, it wouldn't be prettier than this girl! Let's just put it this way, if you have a friend with a different surname who is more beautiful than this girl, this girl can slap herself in public! ”

"Pretending to be a fucker! Can't even afford a dress and a beautiful girlfriend? ”

"Lao Tzu used to think that he was pretending to be very forced, but today he is willing to bow down."

"Hey...... This kid is hopeless, it doesn't matter if he's poor, look at him and he's tall and has good facial features, how can he learn to brag about this, it's unrealistic. Such a person, no. No way. ”

"This person is so shameless!"

……

In all directions, spittle and stars splashed everywhere, and the people began to criticize Huang Xiaolong!

Huang Xiaolong was about to collapse!

He felt that this farce was almost out of his control!

That's when ......

A white Volkswagen Golf sedan drove slowly over, the horn sounded, and the onlookers got out of the way.

The car stopped one meter beside Huang Xiaolong, and the door opened.

A very fashionable woman wearing a royal blue skirt with a delicate style without losing her sense of surname and a good fabric slowly stepped out of the car.

Her legs are long, longer than the upper body, constituting the so-called golden ratio. And the silver-white high heels are the perfect modification of her legs.

Her figure is bumpy and her hot curves are in full view. The perfect breast shape makes any creature with a male surname want to have a good time.

Her beautiful buttocks are very tight, straight, hot, and the whole person is a perfect 'S' shape when viewed from the side.

Melon seed face, facial features are beautiful to the extreme, between the eyebrows and eyes, there is an innate charm, peach blossom eyes, as if they are about to drip water!

The straightened black hair is extremely soft and feminine!

If someone prefers to watch island country literary films, they will definitely blurt out ...... "Hatano Yuki | Cloth"

Guan Jing!

As soon as she got out of the car, the noisy and noisy people were collectively stunned!

Both men and women looked at her without blinking.

Soon, the creature surnamed the man present began to murmur. "Beautiful! It's beautiful! The figure is so good! ”

"Ahh O goddess! ”

……

Guan Jing got out of the car, glanced at Huang Xiaolong carefully, and then, a touch of joy from the bottom of her heart rippled out of her dark and charming eyes.

"Little Dragon! You're ...... No way? Grown so much taller? Guan Jing's eyes lit up, and a touch of obsession flashed from her eyes, and then she ran directly over and stood beside Huang Xiaolong, comparing them. Hey! It's really yes, I'm wearing high heels, and I'm so much shorter than you, did you eat any kind of radical food? ”

Guan Jing's attitude towards Huang Xiaolong is still so affectionate, enthusiastic, and warm.

Huang Xiaolong was a little used to it, but this situation was a bit unbelievable in the eyes of the surrounding masses and in the eyes of Zang Chunmei!

"Isn't it?" Everyone on the lookers was stunned!

Guan Jing's arrival made Huang Xiaolong's embarrassing situation easily solved, and he thanked Guan Jing from the bottom of his heart. Then, he glanced sideways at Zang Chunmei. "What's that...... Slap yourself. ”

"Nope! No! Not really! How can it be! Zang Chunmei shook her head again and again, as if she couldn't believe all this. Yellow...... Huang Xiaolong, she ...... Who is she? And, you, what about you knowing her? I can't prove that she's your friend! I can't prove that she's your girlfriend! ”

"It's endless!" Huang Xiaolong's heart moved, and he directly put his mouth next to Guan Jing's ear. "What, Guan Jing, please do me a favor, how about it? I...... I also know that it is excessive...... However, I was pestered to lose my temper...... You, how about you just pretend to be my girlfriend again? If you don't want to, just don't say it. ”