w Zhuyan Dan actually has such an anti-heaven effect, what kind of cosmetics will be used in the future? To hell with those lotions, masks, this facial cleanser, that morning and evening creams!

Therefore, all female celebrities have bright eyes! This......

Nima, for the sake of this subordinate Yan Dan, the beauties have to hit the "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Voice Award" no matter what!

"Hehe, my wives have such good skin, that's the reason! Of course, they are also naturally beautiful! Hehe, but men may not be the most interested in this Zhuyan Dan. Then, I can give him a set of martial arts cheats and help him rush to the innate realm! You must know that when human beings reach the innate realm, they will increase the longevity of one Jiazi. In other words, it is possible to live to be about 160 years old. Zhang Lan said with a smile.

"This ......"

Now it's the turn of the male singers to fall into dementia...... Not only ordinary singers, but even godfather-level musicians like Li Zongsheng also have the impulse to impact the "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Sound Award" in their hearts!

Nima, just like the famous Chinese singer Han Lei once sang, "I really want to live another 500 years!" ”

The world is so beautiful, who doesn't want to live a few more decades? Besides, you can kill two birds with one stone and become a hero!

For the sake of congenital, for the longevity of that Jiazi, rush! ……

……

Since Zhang Lan increased the reward of the "Lan Zhi Tian Lai Voice Award", the meaning of this banquet has been sublimated.

People finally understood that singing was just Zhang Lan's hobby, or it was occasionally used by people to pick up girls. They are speechless, people are more popular than people!

……

This meal lasted more than three hours. Almost everyone had to toast Zhang Lan as a sign of respect for him.

Although this time the banquet was held in secret, presumably the content of the banquet will soon be transmitted back to China, setting off a huge wave in the entertainment industry.

In the future, record sales and concert tickets will no longer be the hottest topics for celebrities to talk about, and "Zhang Lan" and "Lan's Voice of Heaven Award" will be replaced.

……

The results of the finals of "I Am a Singer" in China and South Korea made Koreans very dissatisfied. So, the extremely patriotic Koreans decided. I have to give the Chinese people a little color.

Professor Wang Guangbiao of Seoul University was indignant and published an article: "On Korean China and the West". The article repeatedly emphasized that the Chinese and Western countries in China are plagiarizing Koreans! The highest theory in the world is in Korea! The strongest Chinese and Western divisions are also in Korea!

The article gives examples to prove that the cancer of who was cured by the Chinese and Western Koreans; Whoever can bring the sick back to life. Who can refine the elixir-like Chinese medicine!

This article is a send-off. He soothed the pain of the defeat of the Korean music scene in time. Raise their proud sails!

Therefore, Professor Wang Guangbiao was interviewed by Seoul TV. Zhang Lan also watched this interview, and she accompanied her four wives to watch it together.

After reading it. Zhang Lanqi's body trembled, and his fists kept squeezing. Zhang Lan really wanted to go out and kill him!

That person shamelessly said that the "Compendium of Materia Medica" was a medical book written by Koreans? Hua Tuo's medical skills also originated in Korea? The anesthetic was the first of its kind in Korea? ……

If it weren't for the dissuasion of the four wives, Zhang Lan would really have to teach this Wang Guangbiao a hard lesson.

……

What is relieving is that the next day this Wang Guangbiao made a fool of himself.

The next day, Wang Guangbiao delivered a speech entitled "Reclaiming the China and the West Belonging to Korea" at Seoul University.

At first, he spoke calmly.

Slowly, when talking about how to regain the name of China and the West, he began to foam and dance.

Zhang Lan also saw this scene. He wanted to smash the TV with a punch!

Surprisingly, it didn't take long for this professor to come out of the blue!

I saw him raise his hand excitedly and said: "Students, we must defend our country's China and the West!" But he suddenly stopped speaking.

His face flushed. Curled up slightly, it seemed to be in pain.

"Goo!"

A loud fart rises to the sky!

Wang Guangbiao was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly covered up with the voice of his speech: "Naturally, I want to rob!" Trying to drown out the sound of the fart.

Although the fart just now was loud, the classmates behind hadn't noticed it yet.

But next. Professor Wang's fart machine gun fires in bursts!

"Goo! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! ……”

Wang Guangbiao was so anxious that he covered his buttocks with his hands. Plug the chrysanthemum ......

Nearly 10,000 students in the audience burst into laughter, "Hahaha! Look at him......"

"Goo! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! ...... "I can't stop fart, like I have a hole in my stomach?"

"Not good!" Wang Guangbiao screamed, he suddenly felt the illusion of fecal incontinence in the chrysanthemum?

"Gollum! Grunt! "He seems to have water tumbling in his stomach?

"Goo! Mutter! Mutter! Mutter! Burst! Hoo! ”

Wang Guangbiao's successive farts finally succeeded in bringing out the thin of a trot!

His elegant white trousers were immediately stained with yellow stool and a soggy rotten yellow.

Several girls in the front row blushed and quickly covered their nostrils.

Professor Wang's pants stink, and the whole person is like a small flowing toilet!

People feel that this is who stirred up the public test's feces and caused public outrage (feces)? The lethality is so amazing? Flash, "nuclear bomb"!

"Woo woo, woo woo!"

Professor Wang was embarrassed and faceless, and stuffed his head into the podium.

However, his stomach is still whirring, he is still having diarrhea, and he is going crazy!

Just now, he was still boasting about how good his traditional Chinese medicine skills are, and this time he has diarrhea and farts? What a clever JB? Isn't this slapping yourself in the mouth?

I saw an extremely handsome young man in the audience suddenly stood up and shouted to the stage with the spirit of dantian: "Oh, Professor Wang, you can't just fart in public places?" …… Why do you still defecate in the open? How indecent this is! ”

Professor Wang secretly raised half of his head in shame and anger, looked at the young man who got up through the lenses of his glasses, was stunned, and said viciously: "It's you?" …… Could it be you? ……”

"Woo woo, I'm going to kill you!"

Professor Wang recognized the handsome man as the young man who had come to him in the morning. The lad was a very strange man......

Professor Wang felt that his current predicament was due to that young man! So he's going to take revenge!

However, Professor Wang had just run a few steps when he found yellow juice flowing from the crotch of his pants......

The students of Seoul University are smashed! There was a mess and a lot of scolding......

"Woo woo, I don't have a face anymore! I don't want to live anymore! ”

Professor Wang looked at 10,000 pairs of eyes looking at him, laughing at him, and he wanted to hit the wall excitedly!

"Boom!"

Professor Wang really did.

He rushed to the three-foot podium with a run-up and hit it head-on.

Suddenly, Professor Wang's head came into close contact with the podium, and blood splattered in all directions!

"Ahh

Professor Wang passed out.

As for whether he is dead or alive, it is difficult to determine!

……

"Hahaha, laugh at me, laugh at me!" Zhang Lan, who was lying on the bed watching TV, burst out laughing, and Bing'er and her face were red with laughter, and their stomachs hurt.

"Haha, which angel sister is this bad breath for me?" Zhang Lan looked up to the sky and laughed.

Just then, Feng Yang called.

"Brother Zhang, have you watched TV? Then Professor Wang made a fool of himself, right? Feng Yang laughed over there.

Zhang Lan was overjoyed: "Hehe, as soon as you kid stand up, I know that the eighth layer is a good thing you did!" Haha, fun, relieving! ”

Feng Yang smiled: "I have withdrawn from the stadium of Seoul University. Although he is relieved, but that Professor Wang can't die yet, it's just ......"

"Just what?" Zhang Lan asked.

"It's just that he will become dementia because of a severe concussion, and he will only talk nonsense in the future!" Feng Yang smiled.

Zhang Lan was overjoyed, no wonder Feng Yang would come to Seoul! It seems that he has long heard of the Korean peeping into the Chinese and Western names. He's here to teach them a lesson?

"Hehe, this Wang Guangbiao also has some skills. The South Koreans must have thought of a cure for his brain injury. However, unless I make a move, he will always be demented......" Feng Yang laughed.

"Oh? I believe in Brother Feng's ability. It's just, did Brother Feng decide to save him? Zhang Lan asked. Your support is my biggest motivation. m