Chapter 8: The Witch of Variety Reappears
"First of all, you call out the name of the team, and then you introduce yourself," Yoon Chung-hyun said, "Okay, the camera is ready, let's go"
So the girls, under the leadership of Taeyeon, all the girls faced the camera and shouted "One, two, three, hello, we are girls' generation", and then there was a personal introduction "Hello everyone, I am the captain and lead singer Taeyeon", "Hello everyone, I am the lead singer Jessica" Jessica Such a simple introduction, plus when she later participated in a variety show, she was caught in an empty appearance, so fans gave her a very appropriate title "Iceberg Princess".
"Hello everyone, I'm the lead singer and coquettish sunny," sunny said in a heavy nasal voice, and even the photographer couldn't resist the shaking of her voice. This was the first appearance of Sunny, who would later be known as the originator of coquettishness.
"Hello everyone, I'm Pani Pani Tiffany, who shines brighter than mushrooms," Pani introduced herself with a crescent-like smile and a movement in her hands. The appearance is very charming, but unfortunately her Korean still hasn't passed, and the gem is pronounced as a mushroom by her. The people on the side didn't understand what was going on, "Could it be that Pani likes mushrooms very much?" But mushrooms aren't shiny," everyone thought. After Pani's self-introduction was broadcast, she was loved by many people with her smiling eyes, but at the same time, she also received a lot of mushrooms from fans. For a while, this became a beautiful conversation among the girls. Of course, that's an afterthought.
The girls who stood in front of the camera for the first time didn't notice that Pani said the wrong thing, but continued to introduce themselves "Hello everyone, I'm the black pearl Ruli who is the lead dancer" "Hello everyone, I'm the lead dancer, Hyoyeon, Kim is ten years old" "Hello everyone, I'm the lead dancer and long-legged beauty Su-young" "Hello everyone, I'm the front face of Girls' Generation and lead dancer Choo Yoon-a" "Hello everyone, I'm the lead singer and lead dancer Seo Hyun" "Hello everyone, I'm the lead singer and lead dancer Ga-hee" and finally ended with Han Ga-hee.
But after it was over, everyone didn't know what to do, after all, it was the first time to face the camera, and they had just cried in front of so many people, nervous and embarrassed, and the scene was cold. The girls were anxious, Yin Zhongxian was also anxious, and he was about to freeze when he saw the scene, he just wanted to find a topic, "Yin PD, if we don't do well, will you scold us?" A timid voice came. He turned his head and saw that Han Jiaxi was lowering his head, playing with his clothes belt with both hands, looking cautious. Looking at such a cute little girl, Yin Zhongxian was immediately moved by Han Jiaxi's pitiful appearance, "Of course not, how can I scold you such a cute little girl?" Yin Zhongxian said softly.
"But I've heard that PD is all so fierce, and once we do something wrong, we will be scolded, isn't that true?" Han Jiaxi asked again.
"Of course not, Jiaxi, where did you hear that" Since Yin Zhongxian has become a girl's generation, he will naturally know something about them, and their names will naturally be known, but he doesn't know his stage name.
"But it's all played like this in TV dramas" "TV is all fake and deceitful" Yin Zhongxian blurted out, but after thinking about it, he actually said that TV is fake, isn't this a smashing of his own job, and hurriedly corrected it and said, "I mean, it's all fake in TV series, it's all made up by writers, it's not like this in reality" "Oh" Seeing Han Jiaxi's clear look, Yin Zhongxian breathed a sigh of relief, and finally passed it.
"Then you won't beat us, Jiaxi is most afraid of pain, if he is sick, Jiaxi would rather take medicine than injections, although the medicine is very bitter, fortunately, Jiaxi has never been sick" Han Jiaxi suddenly said again. Yin Zhongxian was like a small boat caught in a whirlpool at this time, being taken deeper and deeper by Han Jiaxi. "Jiaxi, since you haven't been sick, how do you know if it's bitter" How could the child not be sick, Yin Zhongxian wanted to expose Han Jiaxi's lies. Lin Yun'er, who had the same experience once, suddenly felt that this scene was so familiar, by the way, she seemed to remember something, and then looked at Yin Zhongxian with a sympathetic face.
Sure enough, after listening to Yin Zhongxian's words, Han Jiaxi looked at Yin Zhongxian with a look of contempt, "PD, you never read books, it's all written like this" Looking at Han Jiaxi's face, it was obvious that you are stupid, Yin Zhongxian was extremely aggrieved, "Oh my God, how could I ask such a stupid question" Poor PD didn't realize at this time that he had completely fallen into the big net that Han Jiaxi had compiled. Then poor him forced himself to ask a question that made him completely desperate: "What the book says is not necessarily true, since you have never taken medicine and injections, how do you know that medicine is bitter and injections are painful?" ”
Listening to Yin Zhongxian's words, Han Jiaxi looked at him with a more contemptuous look, and then suddenly walked in front of Yin Zhongxian "Stretch out your hand" Yin Zhongxian didn't know why, but he also cooperated and stretched out his hand, and then saw Han Jiaxi pinching the back of his hand fiercely, "Ah, Jiaxi, what are you doing" The people around were also confused by Jiaxi's actions, and they didn't know what she wanted to do "Does it hurt?" Han Jiaxi suddenly asked. Of course it hurts," Yoon Chung-hyun said of course. "That's it, you hurt if I just pinch you, won't it hurt if I prick it with a needle? PD, don't you usually use your brains? Hearing Han Jiaxi's words, Yin Zhongxian was completely speechless, and even he felt that his brain was on strike today. But it's not all over yet, it's not the style of the Witch of Variety to end so simply.
"Did you know that medicine is bitter and injections are painful?" Han Jiaxi asked the VJ on the side. VJ saw that Han Jiaxi suddenly pointed the finger at himself and didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly said that he pointed the camera up and down, indicating that he knew "Even you know, but PD doesn't know, the smarter the person in your company, the smaller the official" Yin Zhongxian on the side heard this sentence, "The smaller the official, the smarter, doesn't that mean that he is stupid?" I had the heart to refute, but I couldn't find the words. And the vj who was asked didn't know how to answer, "Why don't you come and be a PD and let him assist you, maybe it's better for us" Han Jiaxi's last sentence sent the two of them into the cold palace and fell into petrification. Fortunately, there was not only one to shoot this time, and several other cameras hurriedly recorded all this faithfully, PD/VJ was deflated, such a thing is rare.
The people on the side couldn't help laughing when they saw the bitter faces of PD and VJ, but their shoulders kept shaking. "Haha" I don't know who laughed first, and then quickly ignited the surroundings like a fuse, "Hahahaha" Everyone laughed, and the hardest thing was that the other VJs kept shaking their bodies while trying to stabilize the camera.
Yin Zhongxian was woken up by the laughter around him, although he wanted to stop it, but he couldn't help it, and waited for a long time when everyone was laughing about the same, and at this time, the girls no longer had the embarrassment they had at the beginning, the atmosphere was completely hot, and when he saw all this, he glanced at Han Jiaxi with a surprised look. Then, he continued, "Ahem, that, Taeyeon, when I heard you introduce yourself just now, someone added their nicknames, like Yuri is called Black Pearl, Hyoyeon is called Kim Shisui, and everyone else has it?"
"Yes, yes, yes" At this time, the girls completely abandoned their nervousness, let go of themselves, and rushed to answer when they heard Yin Zhongxian's question.
"Taeyeon is called soft" "Soft, why" "It's Jia Hee" Hearing the girl's answer, people focused their eyes on Han Jia Hee again. Han Jiaxi took Taeyeon's hand and put it on her face as if she had just met, and closed her eyes to feel, "Because the soft hands are really soft", everyone was fascinated by Han Jiaxi's cute state again.
"What about Jessica" "Sika, Tyrant" "Tyrant? Yin Zhongxian just wanted to ask why he suddenly saw a trace of murderous aura flashing in Jessica's eyes looking at the girls, and instantly understood, and when Jessica reacted and wanted to explain, PD didn't give him a chance
"Suuny", "Little Sun" "Yes, it's really suitable, Sunny really gives people a very warm feeling"
"Xiuying" "Big Stomach King, she can eat the amount of food for the three of us alone" "And Yun'er, relying on her physique that she can't eat fat no matter how she eats, tempts us every day" "Does that mean Yun'er is also called Big Stomach King" "No, Yun'er is called Crocodile Yun" "Crocodile Yun?" Why" The camera is focused on Yuna, Yuna knows that it is her performance time, although she is unwilling, she still opens her mouth wide and lets the camera give herself a close-up "Wow, I really want to do it a little bit" "Of course, that's our Jiaxi certification" "What? It's Jiaxi again, this girl is really ......"
"Xu Xian", "Model Student", "Model Student? "Yes, this girl has been a trainee for so many years, but she still doesn't have a single surname, every day Ernie is not good, Ernie is not good" "How do you feel as if Xu Xian is Ernie" "Although I don't want to admit it, Xiaoxian is in charge of us." ”
"Then finally, Jiaxi" Because Han Jiaxi just came, the girls didn't know, but Lin Yun'er, who had an exchange with Han Jiaxi before, knew that "Variety Witch, Jiaxi is called Variety Witch" "Variety Witch?" Well, okay, you don't need to explain this, I've already learned it" However, Han Jiaxi played the role of a poor girl, a black-bellied girl and a cute thing in this short period of time, and it is very appropriate to say that she is a witch of change.
When the others heard Yin Zhongxian's words, they thought of his painful experience just now, and immediately laughed again. Only Yin Zhongxian looked at the laughing crowd with black lines on his face, he knew that this would become a stain that he could not erase in his life, he was teased by a thirteen-year-old child in his forties, and he felt ashamed to think about it. At this time, his performance was faithfully recorded by the camera on the side. It seems that these VJs usually suffer a lot of resentment, and now they have the opportunity to retaliate, and they are not willing to let go for a moment.
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