I heard the conversation between Li Yuanba and Guan Zhang and the others very clearly, but no one cared, they must have thought that this was a joke made by my uncle and my little nephew in desperation...

When Li Yuanba really whipped the horse out of the battle, Guan Yu was anxious with me: "Are you mistaken, is this the time to play?" ”

Zhang Fei simply clamped the horse's belly and was about to go out: "I'll pick him up." ”

Shan Xiongxin stretched out his hand to hold him, and said with a smile: "Brother Yide, stop, once this kid is out, I'm afraid that no one will be able to call him back." ”

Zhang Fei immediately misunderstood what he meant, and hurriedly said: "Then you can't get used to everything, that person is Lu Bu!" ”

Qin Qiong explained: "This kid is not an ordinary child, he is the brother of our Tang Emperor Li Shimin, ranked..."

Zhang Fei said coldly: "Even if he is a prince and nobleman, you usually coax him and spoil him, but how can this really send him to death-Emperor of the Tang Dynasty?" Isn't the current emperor's surname Liu? ”

Qin Qiong: "... In the future, he will be surnamed Li. ”

Zhang Fei said angrily: "Even if the emperor abdicates the throne today, it should be my eldest brother, and he has to be surnamed Liu!" ”

Qin Qiong: "..."

They were entangled over there, and Li Yuanba had already met with Lu Bu here, and the kid was about to go up with a hammer, Lu Bu exclaimed: "Wait, wait, where is your adult?" ”

If you want to talk about a fierce general like Lu Bu, even if you send King Kong, he may not be afraid, but if the opponent is a child, it is completely different, and sometimes victory is not necessarily glorious. He can't do such a thing as eating cucumbers raw and splitting toads alive.

Although Li Yuanba's head was not bright, he also saw that the other party didn't take him seriously. The stupid boy said solemnly: "I am the first good man in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, Li Yuanba is also, Lu Bu boy, you have to fight me well." Speaking of the future, I was afraid that Lu Bu would not use all his strength, and the meaning of Yin Yin's entrustment was beyond words.

As soon as this sentence was finished, the tense atmosphere in front of the two armies suddenly dissolved, and the soldiers guarding the pass and the coalition army couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Fei was annoyed and said: "This time it's a big loss!" ”

Lu Bu said with a smile: "Li Yuanba? Why haven't I heard of it? "An adult teasing a child.

But Li Yuanba, he is clearly a child. The most taboo thing for children is that adults don't take him seriously, and if it is in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, as soon as the name "Li Yuanba" comes out, anyone has to weigh it, but unfortunately this is in the Three Kingdoms, Li Yuanba heard Lu Bu say that he had never heard of his name, and said angrily: "Look at the hammer!" ”

… This was not to blame Lu Bu. Didn't no one know the president of the United States in 2109 and Iraq in 2008? But Li Yuanba didn't care about this - in Hou Baolin's words, his temper didn't care what dynasty.

Li Yuanba rode his horse and galloped, and when he was about to approach Lu Bu, his body stood up on the horse, and he raised a sledgehammer and shouted angrily, Lu Bu thought that he was carrying that thing as a toy at first, but at this time, he roughly judged that the thing was not light, and with the same volume, you must feel different when you lift more than 400 catties of stones and 4 taels of toilet paper, and you can also see the clues from the situation of the war horse's hooves. After all, S Lu Bu is a veteran who has been on the battlefield for a long time, and his eyes are vicious, so he was very careful when Li Yuanba's sledgehammer was approaching, and gritted his teeth and stretched up: "Open!" ”

There was a loud bang, the hammers and halberds intersected, and the two horses ran away with their stirrups, and although Lu Bu was still on the horse, his face changed sharply, like a crooked nail slanted to the side, and his hands trembled vigorously - he must have been bald.

Li Yuanba returned to the horse. Xi said: "Good boy, this is the first hammer, don't let me down." Without stopping at all, he pounced on the big stone hammer again, Lu Bu was shocked and barely adjusted his posture. I watched the big tank-like weird guy cover it again.

Lian Jiazi knows that there is a saying that one force will drop ten times. If you do it on flat ground, it may not be the truth, but the general will take it alone. are all on the horse, it is really helpless, Li Yuanba's 400 pounds of hammer plus gravity potential energy, kinetic energy, inertia, three or four thousand pounds of power split head and face cover down, this will no matter whether you know Tai Chi boxing, Lost Trace Boxing or Monkey Boxing, you can only hit hard, Lu Bu cried and raised Fang Tian's halberd to greet him, this time it was a strange sound, piercing people's eardrums, and Lu Bu cut on the stone hammer with a halberd ear.

… The outcome of this battle will begin with the great steelmaking.

We know that the great steelmaking is an ultra-leftist mistake, and the direct consequence is that the pots and pans in many people's homes have turned into the thing in Li Yuanba's hands, which is harder than ordinary stones, and much softer than iron, and the surface is rough and looks like cow, and it can't stand how to the ground.

As a famous general of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd in his hand is naturally a fine product, and the limitations of iron-smelting in the Three Kingdoms era are thrown away, and the hardness of his weapon is at least about 56 on the Rockwell - close to domestic stainless steel...

So, this time, the collision between the cow hammer and Fang Tian's painting halberd produced not only sparks - but also countless stone silt surfaces, these impurities fell on Lu Bu's head and face like scattered flowers, and... In his eyes, Lu Fengxian looked like the kind of person who couldn't get along with his partners when he was a child, and he didn't know the trick of keeping calm first when his eyes were raised by the sand (when I was a child, I often raised people's faces and was often raised by others), plus my hands hurt, and I rubbed my eyes when I threw the halberd aside, Li Yuanba came and shouted: "Eat me again!" "The cow hammer is going to be smashed.

Qin Qiong hurriedly shouted: "Yuanba, take it alive!" ”

Li Yuanba listened to Qin Qiong's words the most, and was stunned when he heard the words, Lu Bu was frightened, covered his eyes and ran away while he was pulling the horse, Li Yuanba stabbed him in the waist with a hammer handle, Lu Bu screamed, and he didn't fall off the horse, but ran to the tiger prison like snot on the saddle.

Li Yuanba chased after the whip horse, but at this time Lu Bu was riding a red rabbit. A few ups and downs have left Li Yuanba far behind, and seeing that the suspension bridge is down, Lu Bu is about to get out of trouble.

We know very well that saving Liu Bei is here. They were all anxious to shout, and then Second Brother Guan suddenly put two fingers in his mouth and whistled, I wondered: Second Brother is in a hurry or what's wrong, is there still a mind to relieve boredom at this moment?

The red rabbit horse ran to the suspension bridge, heard this whistle, suddenly turned around, and saw the second brother Guan at a glance, the second brother stretched out his hands and beckoned to himself: "Hong'er, come back." "The nickname of the red rabbit horse was originally called red

The red rabbit horse heard Guan Yu's call, and happily turned around and ran towards us. Lu Bu's eyes were confused, and he thought that this would have entered the customs, so he casually ordered: "Quickly get clean water to wash my eyes..."

Although it was extremely urgent, many of the coalition soldiers laughed, and Lu Bu heard that the movement was wrong, and he reluctantly opened a gap, and was suddenly shocked. Desperately waving the reins: "Go back, you go back for me!" Chitu ignored it, and in a blink of an eye he had already run to the place where the battle had just begun, Lu Bu danced and screamed and kicked, delayed for a moment and got a lot closer to us, this kid jumped off the horse and ran back in a hurry, running without two steps, just ran into Li Yuanba, who was still in the field, two people, you look at me, I look at you, Li Yuanba put the stone hammer under the ribs. Stretched out his hand to take Lu Bu in his hand and rushed back to the team, Lu Bu's nearly two-meter figure was lifted in the air by a child, only twisting the ground, looking weird. At that moment, the two of them returned to the coalition position, Li Yuanba threw Lu Bu to the ground, first looked at the wound on the stone hammer distressedly, and then sighed: "What do you say Lu Bu is fierce, even I can't catch the two hammers, it's better than Pei Yuanqing's kid." ”

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were collectively petrified. After a long time, Zhang Fei was speechless: "His grandmother, what kind of child is this?" ”

Guarding the Guan army again, looking at Li Yuanba speechless, the three armies changed color, I don't know who shouted, and they all ran into the pass. I carried a brick and urged Ma Lai to run around the gate. Yaowu said proudly: "I still have more courage to give!" After shouting for a long time, I enjoyed it and came back yo-yo. Originally, I wanted to shout a few words, "I am already invincible in the world", but it was unlucky to think of this, so I gave up.

At this time, Lu Bu had already been tied up, blinking desperately, tears streaming down his face, and I said disdainfully: "What about your Yu Yong? Out of breath, so adults are still crying! ”

Lu Bu defended: "I didn't cry, I lost my eyes-" said unconvinced, "If it weren't for that, how could you capture me?" ”

Li Yuanba pulled off his rope and said, "Come on, come on, you get on the horse and pick me up three times." He also diligently helped Lu Bu pick up Fang Tian's painting halberd and stuffed it in his hand, Lu Bu was speechless, threw the halberd on the ground for a long time and said: "That's it, I'll beat you, but the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties really have some ways." ”

In this battle, the eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties not only made the enemy frightened, but also made a great name in the coalition army, and the princes from all walks of life looked at us, especially Li Yuanba's eyes were all different, and he didn't care about others, and the second brother Guan rode on a horse and said to Lu Bu: "Lu Fengxian, I want to exchange you for my eldest brother Liu Bei, who can call the shots now in the Tiger Prison?" "Because he has a good relationship with Er Fat, he is also polite to Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was pleasantly surprised: "Is this true? ”

The second brother said: "How could I, Guan Yunchang, break my promise? ”

It's a pity that he Guan Yunchang is not a well-known figure now, Lu Bu hesitated and said: "Except for me, it is Huaxiong who is the master." ”

"According to his words, will he change you?"

Lu Budao: "It's about Kendi, my friendship with Huaxiong is not bad, and besides, I am the son of Taishi Dong..." ”

Qin Qiong said: "You can shout to Guan Shang now, and we will let you go back when Brother Liu comes out." ”

At this time, there was a team of guards in the military formation who pushed away everyone and came to us with a general, this person can be regarded as a middle-aged handsome guy with a face, but he has a three-point stubborn air, he said loudly: "No, Lu Bu is brave, and he must not let the tiger return to the mountain!" ”

Judging from the fact that others call him a general, this person should be Yuan Shao, the leader of the Eighteenth Route Army.

Zhang Fei heard that Yuan Shao was going to kill Lu Bu, and said angrily: "If you kill him, what should I do with my eldest brother?" ”

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were nothing more than horse archers in Yuan Shao's eyes, and their eldest brother was naturally not within his consideration, so he directly ordered his guards: "Take that Lu Bu as the head of the public!" ”

Although Lu Bu was powerful, he was very afraid of death, and subconsciously hid behind Guan Yu, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei and Shan Xiongxin and others each took weapons to block the guards, Yuan Shao couldn't imagine that a few soldiers would dare to openly disobey his orders, and shouted: "Do you dare to betray the covenant?" ”

At this time, Gongsun Zhan hurriedly stepped forward and said: "General Yuan is angry, their eldest brother fell into the hands of the enemy to save me, and he should be redeemed, and according to the covenant of living and dying together, it should also be for Liu Xian's life." ”

Yuan Shao snorted and said, "You have to focus on the overall situation." ”

The middle-aged man who borrowed a horse for Li Yuanba also stepped forward to persuade Yuan Shao: "General, Xuande Gong is the blood of the Han family, so you can't help it." ”

Yuan Shao said: "I think most of them are pretending..."

When they were inseparable, I returned Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd Plug to him, pushed him on his back and made him stand in front of Yuan Shao, and said with a smile: "Then let's do it, anyway, we won't interfere, whoever of your people can hold him will be at your disposal." ”

Lu Bu knew that this was a critical moment to save his life, and he was only afraid of Li Yuanba alone in the three kingdoms (awkward, isn't it?). Hearing that Li Yuanba didn't make a move, he stood forward with a halberd in his hand, and said with his teeth and claws: "Who dares to fight me?" At the end, he whispered to Li Yuanba, "You don't count." ”

Yuan Shao probably came out after hearing that Lu Bu was captured, and he didn't know anything about the process just now, so he asked the person next to him: "Who took Lu Bu?" The man whispered to him, Yuan Shao's color changed slightly, and he looked around and said, "Generals, who is going to take down this person?" ”

Those generals understand so much, they know that they are giving it in vain, they all look around, look at the sky, chat angrily, Yuan Shao sighed: "It's a pity that I am the general..."

I interjected: "Your Yan Liangwen is ugly and second-line configuration, don't keep talking about them." ”

Yuan Shao saw Lu Bu glaring at him angrily, and after a while, we might have to close the door and let Feng Xian go, so he took a few steps back and said, "Then I'll give Meng De a face, hum!" "The leader ran away.

Mengde? This will finally tell me who the person who lent the horse to Li Yuanba is - Cao Xiaoxiang and his own father, Cao Cao.