Chapter 115: Teaching (2)
For any worker in the service industry, the most desired result of their work is that the recipient expresses his or her desire to come back a second time immediately after receiving the service.
If a guest says after eating that they will come here for the next meal, then the chef will be happy; After the haircut, say that you will introduce new friends tomorrow so that the barber will be happy.
Of course, there are exceptions. For example, after the patient is cured, he will never make stupid things like saying that I will come to you again after a while, just like a guy who comes out of prison will never be so violent as to say goodbye to the prison guards. Therefore, doctors are undoubtedly the most tragic existence of all service industries, and there is no one.
Doctors with meager incomes want their business to prosper every night, but if you keep coming back, your life will be ruined - no fool will insist on finding the same doctor to continue seeing a doctor after seeing seven or eight times without getting better.
Fortunately, Cheng Junjie is not a tragedy now.
Because although Cheng Junjie was expelled and then transferred back to the green light, he would never be able to return to the hospital in less than half a month. Even if the Provincial Health Department understands Cheng Junjie's matter, it is not a public toilet after all, and anyone can come and go whenever they want.
So under the current circumstances, Cheng Junjie plays the role of a teacher very untragically. And, I feel very happy.
According to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, the major organs of the human body have their own characteristics of qi. In other words, if the gas machine is running normally, then the person is healthy, and vice versa, it is not healthy. ”
Cheng Junjie stood on the podium and talked eloquently, but the students below couldn't help shouting: "Teacher, you said that the last class was going to be demonstrated to us!" ”
"Don't worry!" Cheng Junjie smiled slightly, looked around, and suddenly walked in front of a boy with a particularly youthful face, and said, "This classmate, can you combine the theory we just had, and then analyze yourself according to your specific situation, what aspects of your qi may have problems?" ”
The boy was named, and he couldn't help but stand up nervously immediately, but Cheng Junjie gently patted his shoulder and said, "Sit and say, I stand mainly to make myself look taller." ”
The students in the class chuckled for a while, and the boy's mood suddenly eased a lot, and then he thought for a while, "Probably...... Probably not enough lung gas......"
"Why?"
The boy squeaked and whimpered a little embarrassed and said, "The book says that the lungs are skin in the body, and my skin is so bad, isn't it because the lungs are bad!" ”
In a burst of chuckles, Cheng Junjie nodded slightly and said, "It makes sense, but it's not correct." In other words, it didn't get to the most critical point. ”
The students stopped laughing and began to listen quietly to Cheng Junjie's explanation: "Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to looking, hearing, inquiring, and seeing, but now many doctors basically only focus on consultation and pulse building in clinical practice. Even if there is a prospective diagnosis, it is just a simple look at the face, and there is no in-depth observation of some subtle things. For example, my first reaction to this classmate was, greasy! His skin is much oilier than that of ordinary people, and in Western medicine, the skin surnamed oil is more suitable for the survival of mites and other parasites, so it is prone to pimples. So now who will tell me, what is this kind of greasy in Chinese medicine? ”
After waiting for a long time, no one in the class answered, and Cheng Junjie remembered that this group of students had only come to class for the third time, so he had to answer by himself: "Wet evil." ”
As he spoke, he wrote the word "wet" on the blackboard, and then explained: "Traditional Chinese medicine believes that all sticky and dirty things inside and outside the human body are caused by dampness, and the symptoms of acne itself are pain, redness and swelling, which belong to heat evil. ”
Everyone suddenly realized, and said in unison: "Oh......"
"Next, what I need to analyze is what specific organs are the dampness and heat of this classmate's internal organs that cause his acne to grow vigorously."
Speaking of this, the man's eyes suddenly lit up, and some girls who love beauty secretly took out small mirrors to look at their faces, and even Lin Yiyi couldn't help but secretly guess in her heart what kind of physique she was.
Cheng Junjie saw everyone's reactions in his eyes, and couldn't help laughing: "Under normal circumstances, it is difficult for us to grasp which organs are wrong with the patient without consultation. But fortunately, our ancestors left us a very valuable legacy, that is, the doctrine of meridians. ”
As soon as they heard the word "meridians", students who had just begun to study Chinese medicine couldn't help but become more and more curious.
Then I heard Cheng Junjie say: "There are twelve main meridians in the human body, among which there are hand yang ming large intestine meridian, foot yang ming stomach meridian, hand shao yin heart meridian, hand sun small intestine meridian, foot sun bladder meridian, hand shaoyang sanjiao meridian, foot shaoyang gallbladder meridian, foot shaoyang gallbladder meridian, foot shao yang gallbladder meridian, foot syncope yin liver meridian and foot shao yin kidney meridian, a total of 9, that is to say, the five internal organs of the human body, the vast majority of the situation, can be reflected on the face. According to the direction of each meridian, a serious doctor can even tell what is wrong with the patient even when he has just walked in. ”
"Such a powerful ......"
There was a sudden burst of admiration from below, and Lin Yiyi suddenly realized that she had actually been tricked, and hurriedly said blindly: "Teacher, are you one of those serious doctors?" ”
Cheng Junjie showed a smile and nodded very unceremoniously: "I should be the most serious doctor in the entire Nuanzhou City." ”
Lin Yiyi rolled her eyes and said, "Brag!" ”
Cheng Junjie was not angry, walked straight to Lin Yiyi's side, and said loudly: "This classmate's skin is very good, fair and shiny, but I don't know if you have noticed that her whiteness is a kind of white that seems to be lying outside the skin, we generally call it Xuan Bai (晄 should be next to the white character, but it can't be typed, but the pronunciation is the same)!" ”
Lin Yiyi was stunned for a moment, and before she could figure out what Cheng Junjie was going to do, she heard him continue: "Xuan Bai is the manifestation of Yang Deficiency on his face. For a long time after this student entered the door, his chest was still rising and falling. Generally, if you are not sick, you are short of breath, and it can be judged that her kidneys are not receptive, so the possibility of Lin Yiyi's kidney yang deficiency is very large. If I'm not mistaken, Lin Yiyi must be very painful every time she comes back to her aunt, why? Because the kidneys are the organs of fire and water, and the kidney yang is insufficient, the lower coke will be too cold, and the lower coke will not be warm, and dysmenorrhea will be inevitable. Lin Yiyi, is there a problem with my judgment? ”
"You...... You ......" Lin Yiyi blushed so much that she couldn't speak, but Cheng Junjie was right as soon as she said it, she was late just now, and it was precisely because she was changing equipment in the dormitory that she was ashamed and annoyed for a while, as if someone had exposed something unseemly, and finally held back a sentence after thinking for a long time: "You hooligan!" ”
When Lin Yiyi said this, she almost acquiesced that Cheng Junjie was not wrong, and the whole class immediately respected Cheng Junjie.
And the boy who had a lot of acne couldn't help but scream and asked, "Teacher Cheng, where is my acne caused by dampness and heat?" ”
Cheng Junjie completely ignored Lin Yiyi's cannibalistic expression, walked back to the boy's side and said, "According to the location of your acne, I think it should be that the liver and gallbladder are too heavy with dampness and heat." What time do you usually go to bed? ”
The boy replied, "I can't sleep until 12 o'clock!" ”
"That's right!" Cheng Junjie raised his head and said to the class, "12 o'clock, in ancient times, it was the time of the child." When you are young, the liver order is the time when the liver is detoxified every day, and if you don't sleep at this time, the liver cannot detoxify normally, coupled with your natural physique, acne is inevitable. ”
"I see, the teacher is so knowledgeable!" A girl with a mirror couldn't help but shout.
Cheng Junjie nodded with satisfaction and said, "I like honest people the most, this girl has 5 points added to the total score at the end of this year's exam." ”
As soon as these words came out, the whole classroom immediately became noisy, and everyone rushed to shoot Cheng Junjie's ass, but Cheng Junjie couldn't stop it, so he hurriedly picked up the microphone and changed the topic: "Finally, let me show you what is called qi." ”
Cheng Junjie took out a small box of silver needles with the surname of the first time that he carried with him, and when the students saw this thing, they became honest again.
"Does anyone want to be the first to try?"
Cheng Junjie smiled slightly, but the students below were a little scared, and after more than ten seconds, the boy with acne asked in a low voice, "Will it hurt?" ”
Cheng Junjie said: "It hurts if I prick in the wrong place, but I will never prick in the wrong place?" ”
The boy hesitated for a moment and said, "Then I'll come first!" ”
Cheng Junjie then walked to his side with an alcohol cotton and a silver needle, and wiped the boy's elbow with an alcohol cotton pad, while saying: "In ancient times, it didn't seem to be so troublesome to use needles, but it was also responsible for the patient to eliminate the poison." In today's society, the most feared thing is that there will be problems in the details. A lot of scum like to make a fuss about some small problems, you say it's okay, and it's true, but if you want to say something, it's something that can't happen at all. ”
After nagging these two sentences, before the boy could react, Cheng Junjie's needle had accurately entered his Quchi acupoint.
The boy was stunned for a long time, and suddenly let out a very strange cry: "Oh...... Oh......"
Everyone in the class trembled, and just when Lin Yiyi thought that Cheng Junjie was going to make some mistake of killing someone, the boy shouted in an extremely excited voice with an excited face: "I feel it!" I feel it! Gas! The gas is flowing! ”
The classroom was once again bustling with activity, and everyone shouted to give it a try, but fortunately, there were a lot of needles brought, and one needle per person was only a workload calculated in seconds.
A few minutes later, Cheng Junjie walked around the entire classroom, and the students were already impressed by him. Even Lin Yiyi had to re-evaluate Cheng Junjie in his heart. Feeling the strong sense of qi coming from her calves, she felt from the bottom of her heart that Cheng Junjie was indeed wronged very badly that time.
"The acupuncture point that I just gave some students to prick the needle on the calf is called Zusanli acupoint, as the saying goes, piercing a needle for Zusanli is equivalent to eating an old hen. In a few days, it will be the beginning of autumn, and you are most likely to get sick when the seasons change, so this shot is a preventive shot given to you by the teacher. As for the students who didn't stay in Sanli, you belong to the good physique, as long as you have a reasonable work and rest, the weather change is the kind of thing that will not happen to you at all! ”
After a while, after Cheng Junjie pulled the needles off the students' hands and legs one by one, the bell rang for the end of class.
Still, the students seemed a little unsatisfied.
"Teacher Cheng, what are we going to say in the next class?"
"Teacher Cheng, how long are you going to teach us? Can you take every class? ”
"Teacher Cheng, I heard that the epidemic in Quang Nam Province is very serious, if there is an outbreak here in Nuanzhou City, how can we prevent it?"
Cheng Junjie smiled and replied, "When Professor Huo Haiyan comes back, I will be unemployed." As for the epidemic, if it really spreads to Nuanzhou City, for my own sake, I have to get out the prevention and treatment drugs first, and if it is really serious at that time, just wait for me to give you medicine! ”
"Teacher Cheng is so handsome!"
Looking at the cheering students, Cheng Junjie suddenly felt as if he was a little different.
(To be continued)