Chapter 3 There is an embarrassment called riding a donkey
When I was taken out of the hut and into a relatively large dark house, the female soldier who had brought me untied my ropes, pushed me in front of a woman dressed in the gray clothes of a jailer, and said, "I'll leave it to you." ”
As soon as the female jailer looked up, I saw that she had a straight nose and a pair of calm eyes, and she replied lightly, "All right, you can go." ”
The two female soldiers withdrew, and the female jailer glanced at me and said, "Do you know the rules here?" ”
"I don't know ......"
"Well, then I'll tell you now, there's only one rule here: you have to listen to whatever I say, understand?"
I said gloomily, "Understood." "People can not bow their heads under the low eaves, at this moment I can only take one step at a time, as a character who has crossed over, I still have such a conscious surname, just now when they loosened my ties, I had the heart to resist, I feel that although these women are wearing military uniforms, but they are not a powerful person, they may not be able to restrain me when I am on guard, but when I see the giant wooden door that can only be pushed by four people slowly closes, I die, I don't want to be a turtle in the urn.
The jailer casually threw over a set of prison uniforms: "Change into it, and hand over all the things you have with you consciously." ”
I subconsciously tightened in my heart: Belongings, this is an important prop for many traversers to turn the danger into a huge mountain, wouldn't it be self-destroying the Great Wall to hand it over like this?
The female jailer urged: "Hurry up, don't force me to do it myself, and you say that I rub your oil." ”
I was speechless for a while, and through this sentence, I realized that this is the daughter country, and I still have a fart for these things on my body, needless to say, the only use of the mobile phone now is to let me know what time it is in our world, as for lighters and cigarettes, if you want to travel through the world in general, maybe you can still be a god, in the daughter country...... Ya is a floating cloud.
I sighed, put everything in my pocket on the table, picked up my prison clothes and put them on my head, and the female jailer said, "My pants have been changed." ”
I couldn't, so I had to turn around and take off my pants, as I usually did before changing clothes, I habitually pulled into my ass pocket, and my fingers touched a small lump of things, it was the cultivation manual that Su Jing gave me before I came!
I didn't know what it could do, but I had a hunch that this thing was the only important thing that could help me get out of my predicament at the moment, so I crumpled it up in my hand, and then changed into the coarse cloth pants, and the prison uniform naturally had no pockets, so I tucked it up at my waist.
"Come with me." The female jailer gathered my things together and held them randomly, led me out of the house, and came to the group of male prisoners in the northeast corner, and pointed to one of them: "Wu Ying, this new kid is handed over to you." ”
A man with bald eyebrows and a fierce face immediately stood up in the group and said loudly: "Yes, Liu Sijiao!" I'm sure you'll be honest with him! ”
"Don't make trouble!" The female jailer known as Liu Si Prison snorted and said to me coldly: "In the future, you will be in a cell with them, and I will go and get you bedding, you can go over." After saying that, he walked away without looking back. After she left, the bald-eyed man saw me looking left and right, and shouted: "Look at what, squat!" There were more than a dozen male prisoners beside him who immediately said, "Did you hear it, what about you!" ”
I couldn't find my way to where I first arrived, so I had to crouch on the ground as they said, still looking around.
This prison camp is about the size of a stadium, there are about more than 100 male prisoners in every corner, the inner wall is locked by an iron door, and there are one or two jailers in the same clothes as Liu Sijiao on each side of the four walls, wandering idly, but all of them are women, they are not worthy of regular weapons, without exception holding short sticks in their hands, occasionally shouting twice, and not beating people, their expressions are relaxed, as if this male prisoner is a group of cattle and sheep they raise.
I was extremely frustrated, it seemed that I couldn't run, and the biggest threat to me was not these garrisons but the two high walls, especially the wooden door, and I couldn't figure out if those female guards who looked weak were really that easy to deal with, only a dozen or so people dared to guard over hundreds of prisoners, maybe there were some special means, and if you want to resist rashly, you have to plant here.
In just a few hours, I experienced countless bizarre encounters from my Dragon Gate Inn to my daughter's country, especially being sent to prison as a prisoner in the real world, which is a stain on my life - I will never be able to join the army and take the civil service exam again.
The great sense of absurdity made me not pay much attention to the current situation, but I had a feeling of crying and laughing, and I thought that being sent to prison would at least solve a problem that the characters had to solve in the first place - there must be food here.
I think if I really can't think of any other way, I can only wait for Su Jing to come to the rescue, I am extremely aggrieved and indignant when I think of this, I never thought that I could be so miserable by women, there are only two kinds of people in this world, women and men, and the war between us and them has never stopped, but it is actually such a way for me. Looking back on the experience of these few hours, I am really sad to the point of incomprehension: first I tragically used a jar of 5 cents 502 to cross into this man's hell, and I wanted to pretend to be a good B as a dignified sword god and then go back, but I almost let a woman scoop sadly - looking back on that beautiful woman, Ya is actually a heavy taste and transvestite scoop. Guest! Or the ghost would know how she fell in love with me at a glance, and then, I was scolded by more than a dozen sad female city managers with "selling. Silver" was imprisoned for the reason!
Sad!
I don't want to do it, but I'm even more depressed when it's smooth, you say I've done something, I've come from thousands of miles to be a duck, if you make money, it's okay, take 10,000 steps back and say, it's okay to be comfortable - the beautiful woman is actually still very tasteful, as a result, the money is not fished, the surname Fu is not enjoyed, and finally I was told that I made a duck, the duck is not a good duck, or an "unlicensed" bird flu duck, I have the heart to hang myself with pants that have not been washed for three years...... Just when I was doubly entangled, that martial artist came to me and kicked me hard, with a vicious smile on his face, and said in a strange manner: "I heard that you are 'selling'? ”
I pulled my hair and said loudly, "Lao Tzu is not! ”
"Damn, they're all coming in and they're hard-mouthed!" Wu Ying said viciously: "Uncle hates you shameless sluts the most. As he spoke, his Adam's apple surged, and he spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground with a "phew", "Lick!" The dozen or so men behind him suddenly said angrily: "Did you hear it, the eldest brother let you lick it!" ”
I was stunned for a moment, and then a few low growls came out of my throat, I really wanted to look up to the sky and laugh, I have a dragon and a sheep today - isn't this a classic project for old thugs in the detention center to deal with thugs? I've heard a lot of this kind of thing, but it's the first time I've experienced it personally - don't forget my identity, I'm not a scholarly son, I have long understood the darkness of the real society, but it seems that I was dark to others before, when did our Long family suffer this kind of loss?
The old man of my family has never let me get involved in the affairs of society, and I vaguely understand his intentions: he is afraid that my only son will kill people and set fires, and finally make it impossible to clean up the Long family and cut off his children and grandchildren, but I also understand that even if I really kill people and set fires, the first one to come out to protect me must be the old man, and now I have only one thought in my mind: I really want to do what Wu Ying said, and the old man of our family would rather cut off his children and grandchildren than kill me himself!
For a while, I was angry and angry, and said in a low voice: "You say it again!" ”
Wu Ying obviously hadn't noticed the change in me, and still didn't have the heart to say: "What nonsense, lick ...... quickly"
Without waiting for him to finish speaking, I suddenly flew up and kicked all the strength of my body into the lower abdomen of Wu Ying, this grandson was caught off guard, "ahhhh......h At this moment, there is nothing to say, I don't wait for him to lie on the ground, a few steps in a row to catch up, the right fist drew an arc on his cheeks, Wu Ying fell to the ground, I jumped over with another lunge, crossed his waist with both legs and sat on his stomach, his left hand grabbed his hair and pulled his head off the ground, the right fist shot a sprint on the nose, Wu Ying's blood jumped out like a child blowing bubbles with a straw, and then grabbed his head with both hands and knocked it on the ground twice, and said loudly: " Still licking it or not? ”
Wu Ying finally showed a look of fear at this time, but the strange thing was that he didn't resist, but subconsciously put his hands on his chest, as if he was ready to be beaten, I opened my fist and replaced it with a slap, twitched it in his face one by one, and continued to ask: "Speak, do you still lick it?" "I knew that the next moment his cellmates and brothers would quickly pounce on me and knock me down, but I had to send an arrow, and my father's subordinates had a lot of experience in this kind of infighting in the detention center and prison, and they told me when I was very young: in this case, you must first subdue the head inside, even if you are beaten half to death later, in the end, you can always exchange for a moment of peace, and blindly endure that you will not survive in these places at all. Every now and then, my dad will show up with a gloomy face to disperse them, and I didn't think I would use them today!
So I didn't relent, and I slapped Wu Ying more than a dozen times back and forth, while saying loudly: "You talk." ”
In fact, I don't know if I can survive the retaliation of the gang behind me, so I can only try to make myself look majestic...... However...... The imaginary counterattack did not come, Wu Ying's dozen or so cellmates were also stunned at first, and then this state lasted until the moment when I pumped his 27th mouth, and finally I was so weak that I looked back, and I saw that the dozen or so people actually covered their hands to their mouths, looking overly frightened, seeing that I stopped, a few bold ones slowly walked over, changed the appearance of the fierce just now, timid, and said to me in a consultative tone: "You...... Don't fight, okay. ”
So I was depressed again, what the is going on, not playing cards according to the routine!
I had to grab Wu Ying's neck again and shout: "Are you convinced?" ”
Wu Ying dodged my eyes, and said with a dying breath: "You...... Shoot me. ”
At this time, I was even a little looking forward to the guards coming to relieve him, but when the female guards saw me beating Wu Ying, they were shocked at first, and then they actually watched the show with a smile...... I still couldn't laugh or cry when I thought about it a long time later, and that day I finally learned that there is a more embarrassing situation in this world than riding a tiger, that is, it is difficult to ride a donkey - you ride it, it carries you against the wall, you hit it and it doesn't resist, but once you stop, it still rubs. It's very tricky when you're not mentally prepared to kill it completely.
I sat on Wu Ying and thought about life for a while, and was forced to say helplessly: "Okay, then I'll kill you-"
At this moment, I only felt that I was covered by a huge shadow in front of me, and when I looked up, my heart almost flew out of my cavity: I saw a giant standing in front of me who was 2 meters away, with eyes like copper bells and big waists, obviously he was also Wuying's cellmate, wearing a prison uniform, his eyes were staring straight at me, and I said furiously: "What do you want to do?" ”
I made a visual inspection, and this giant basically didn't have to do anything to kill me, and I would be jerky when he lay on me, and I thought I would be beaten half to death, but it seems that this time it was self-defeating.
However, the scene that I did not expect to be killed appeared: the giant knelt in front of me with a pop, put his hands on his chin, and said in a sullen voice: "Please, don't fight." ”
I collapsed in an instant, and I also understood, this is why the daughter country should be ruled by women, the men here have no blood and backbone at all, and if such a man is the master of the house, the daughter country is only afraid that the country will die early!
I let out a long sigh and got off Wu Ying's body, at this time the qi had already disappeared, and I was still a little excited for a moment, but I still had to do the finishing work, I looked at the male prisoners around me, who were weak, and asked as if they had made a mistake: "...... Who else is not convinced? ”
The male prisoners were silent...... I sat on the ground, disappointed in the world, at this moment, I inexplicably miss many people: Wang Ercai, Wang Erdan, Feng Baclaw, Shi Zhonghuo...... Although this group of goods is not a good thing, they are men after all, even if the king and the second egg with only one egg come to this kind of place, it is estimated that they can be regarded as pure men with iron bones.
I looked at Wu Ying, whose face was covered in blood, and suddenly felt very guilty, hitting him was equivalent to beating a woman, it seemed that I had committed a heinous crime. I pulled him up by the collar and muttered, "I'm sorry for you, you shouldn't have messed with me." ”
Wu Ying was still a little hard, but when she heard me say this, her eyes were suddenly full of tears, and she muttered like a beaten little daughter-in-law: "You are too ruthless, woo woo woo woo ......"
This awkward world just started like this - asking for a monthly pass, asking for a monthly pass.
(To be continued)