The day before New Year's Day, on the afternoon of December 31.

Tomorrow is the end of the holiday, and after class this morning, it will be the time for the New Year's Day show in the afternoon. For other students, the morning class will be closed as soon as the class is over, after all, there is no need to go to class in the afternoon.

At the end of school at noon, when Zhao Qi and others walked through the big playground, they found that the stage for the show had been set up, and several teachers were debugging the stereo.

"Why did the people from Jiangdian's vocational high school come over?" Yi Fan asked.

"How can I get here? Come here by car, Jiangdian is so close to here, it will take you a maximum of fifteen minutes to get there by car. ”

"Then there aren't so many benches?"

"You're really going to worry about it, do you need to take care of it? These are all things that teachers in No. 1 Middle School should be worried about. ”

"That's right."

Just after lunch at noon, Zhao Qi, who was a performer, rushed to the school to do the last rehearsal before the performance.

"Oops, I forgot to take my accompaniment tape again, teacher, you wait for me first, I'll go back and get it." In the small classroom, when it was Zhao Qi's turn to rehearse, Zhao Qi patted his head and suddenly said. After saying that, he immediately turned around and left.

The accompaniment is an excuse or something, and it's true that you don't want to sing, but if you sing it at this time, then you don't have to think about the performance. Such "reactionary songs" dare to be sung too? I don't want to live you anymore.

Zhao Qi's wishful thinking was perfect, and when he went home to get the "accompaniment tape" and then came to school again, there was only half an hour before the show, and the rehearsal had already ended.

"Students, please take all the benches from the class to the playground and place them in the class." The sound on the radio also means that this New Year's Day show is about to begin.

After putting the bench and sitting on it, I found that I don't know when nearly 100 benches had been placed in the back, which should be for those students of Jiangdian Vocational High School.

At about half past two in the afternoon, the people from Jiangdian's vocational high school had already come over. Speaking of Jiangdian Vocational High School, he is to be precise and a high school similar to a technical school. Compared with the key high school such as No. 1 Middle School, it is too far away, but Jiangdian is too close to the county seat, so the two schools often engage in some cooperation and the like, of course, in terms of learning, No. 1 Middle School is far ahead, and in terms of sports, that is the world of Jiangdian Vocational High School. And Jiangdian Vocational High School also has a particularly bad name is the Rogue School, which simply means putting the most skinny students in the vocational high school, which can basically only be regarded as average.

Not many people came to the vocational high school this time. Hundreds of people, after getting off the bus, regardless of the instructions of the leading teacher, sat on the bench at the back of the playground. Come to think of it, they also know that this is a seat for them.

"One by one, those who don't know think they're here to fight, Jiangdian Vocational High School is indeed extraordinary." Li Xiang looked at a Jiangdian vocational high school student who was tall and tall, and said with a sigh.

"What do you care so much about? If you don't provoke them, they won't come and beat you for no reason. ”

"That's right. Hey, how many appearances is Zhao Qi? ”

"I'll take a look." Huang Peng carefully looked at the performance order list that each class had sent several times.

"Here, number thirty-six. Zhao Qi: How are you, teacher? ”

"So far back? Some waited. ”

"I've never heard Zhao Qi sing, even in KTV, he has never opened his mouth, I really look forward to his incomplete five tones."

"You're evil, but that's what I think too."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" The three lost friends laughed together. It's a pity that Zhao Qi didn't know what they were thinking, and he was putting on makeup backstage at this time.

"I'll just sing a song, is it necessary to put on makeup?" Zhao Qi said reluctantly.

"You just put something on, I won't wear this lipstick to death. Are you kidding. After seeing the makeup artist take out another lipstick, Zhao Qi suddenly jumped in fright.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Got it wrong. That's what it should be. He put the lipstick in and pulled out another eyeliner.

“……”

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the New Year's Day show started on time.

"Distinguished guests, dear students......" The two hosts, a man and a woman, said the opening remarks with emotion, and the excited expression made Zhao Qi almost think that the two had studied in North Korea.

There are not many people from Jiangdian's high school, and on the other hand, the programs prepared are only about half of them, which are interspersed in the middle.

The first program, singing.

"I love my drop motherland......"

The second program is a poetry reading.

"Ah, Motherland, ......"

The third program, singing.

"The light shines on the Dijin Mountain in Beijing, and ...... everywhere"

……

The students in the audience were stunned when they saw it, and most of them were in the eighties, nineties, and nineties, and they sang this kind of song. Looking at the expressions of the audience, the people on the stage also wanted to cry without tears.

"Whoever wants to sing this is forced by the teacher!"

After more than a dozen shows, a pop song finally came, and the singer was a classmate in the third year of high school, singing the recently released "Lilacs" around a scarf. Not to mention, the singing is quite good, and the following applauds are applauded again and again.

Next is Lacey's appearance, Lacey's show today is dancing, although it is not a street dance that young people like, just an ordinary folk dance, but Lacey's graceful figure is still good for a while, which makes Zhao Qi in the background a little surprised.

……

"Well, it's going to be me, I'm really nervous." As soon as the thirty-fifth show came on stage, a teacher went backstage for Zhao Qi to prepare.

Zhao Qi took a deep breath, took off the clothes on his upper body, revealing a black leather jacket with great visual impact, and handed the disc that had been prepared in his pocket to the teacher's hand, then walked to the side of the stage, ready to appear.

"In the next program, Zhao Qi, a student from the first (12th) class of high school, sings the repertoire: How are you, teacher?" After the host finished speaking, Zhao Qi took the microphone and walked onto the stage.

"Come on, hurry up, Zhao Qi is on the field." Yi Fan desperately shook Li Xiang, who had been asleep for a long time, and pulled him up from his sleep.

"Oh," Li Xiang grabbed his glasses, put them on his face and hurriedly looked at the stage.

At this time, Reese, who had already finished the performance, had already changed her clothes and sat down in the audience. After seeing his boyfriend on the field, he stood up excitedly.

"Teacher, how are you? Why do people in No. 1 Middle School like to sing such old-fashioned songs? It's boring. But this dress is quite handsome. At the same time, the students of Jiangdian Vocational High School, who heard the host's announcement, were also talking about it.

"Zhao Qi? Isn't that the same person last time? ”

"Who?"

"It's the one who forced their homeroom teacher to apologize last time."

"yes, didn't he have a hard time with their homeroom teacher? Why do you still sing this song? ”

"Who knows, maybe we'll be reconciled again."

……

Zhao Qi, who walked on the stage, looked at the thousands of people in the audience, and then thought of their expressions after hearing the song he sang, and suddenly wanted to laugh. After nodding to the accompanist next to him, the accompanist gently pressed the play button......

An accompaniment with obvious traces of HIPHOP suddenly sounded from the stereo, and the accompanist thought it was misplaced when he heard it, but when he saw that Zhao Qi on the stage did not show any expression, he ignored him.

"Cui Bald, you're going to be on fire again." Zhao Qi, who had excellent eyes, saw Cui Bald at the very edge of the audience at a glance. A weird smile at him. And after seeing Zhao Qi's signature evil smile, Cui Yongqiang on the side also sighed in his heart, always feeling that something was going to happen. But I really couldn't understand why, and then, Zhao Qi's voice spread throughout the school......

“MnnnnnnnnnhhhhhYooooo！

If you want me to respect you, you have to learn to respect others!

I'll never admit that I was wronged!

Confiscate my stuff, I don't even want a!

It's okay with others, I only have hatred for you!

You forgot the words in class and said it made me angry!

I'll always remember you throwing my bag away!

I'm biased against you because I haven't changed seats!

Can you talk next to a trash can all year round without getting dirty!

I smashed the crack in the blackboard!

I foam in every sip of water you drink!

If you have nothing to do all day, you will peek through the small window!

I'm afraid you'll pull me out and tell me to fuck off!"

If you can't find the murderer's compulsion, press it on me!

I saved up a bunch of inspections in a year before I got a punishment notice!

You said that you are a teacher and spit when you leave the school gate!

I'll lick my face and call my dad!

You shameless! A manifestation of incompetence!!

Whatever you want, don't touch my CD player! You've got a B!

I'll just listen to the songs in class, I'm happy!

MnnnnnnnnnhhhhhYaaaah！！

I'll just go to Chinese class and write my math homework!

Let's draw a big one in the homework book purely to vent!

I only know when the senior lady enters my world!

What is meant by gentleness and thoughtfulness!

Knowing you're the Head of Year gives you some face!

The whole office knows you're a liar!

Everyone sits on the bench, you have to put a cushion!

Obviously the open-book exam said that I cheated and tore up my paper!

Look at what you're doing!

With menopause, I fart lightly!

Go home and grass yourself!

EnnnnnnnnnhhhhhYaaaah！！

I'm doing things outside of school that you wouldn't even think!

Two minutes into class, I'll take a stubble and block your throat!

I never scored 2 out of 2 for my assignments!

In fact, except for the physical education teachers, they are all bitches!

I bluffed me back then, and now I'll pay you back!

It's not that I'm careful, it's that you're not reasonable at all!

The joke I was telling was popular all over the school at the time!

The jokes you tell can only amuse yourself!

Weekend cram school is just to cheat money!

Punish me for standing and listening, and I should exercise my body!

It's better to fart than say that my essay is boring!

In a fight with hooligans, I rushed to the front because I was angry!

In fact, there are many good teachers that you should learn from!

It's not annoying and unreasonable that there are more people than you!

Lecture on the lecture Don't be nonsense!

Students don't come here to pay money to go to school, to watch you lose your temper!

I respect my good teachers from the bottom of my heart!

Yin San'er would like to pay tribute to you on behalf of all the students!

I heard you're sick with menopausal sexual commotion!

I'm so much tougher than you! Meeting Syndrome!!

Both of us don't speak Chinese at the same level!

You're mad at me, I'm still so calm!

Your son asked my dad to find a job, right?

No way! Grass! That's my dad!!

Lao Chen, he is facing me!

MennnnnnnnnhhhhhYaaaah！！

On one's mind!

Nosy and fart! Be less nosy, less lazy!

You're a pervert

You smiled brightly when you received the gift~!

What's a B!

They all have to die!! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, and your support. That's what motivates me the most......)

PS: The lyrics are about 800 words, and I really don't make up the number of words, but if you don't write the lyrics, there will be no artistic conception. I hope you have time to listen to this song. Yin San'er: Hello teacher!