"Long live the fierce polytechnic masters!"

The onlookers in the No. 2 dormitory building quickly spread to every corner of the University of Science and Technology, even the aunt who swept the floor, was also very interested in talking about this matter, they were ready to go home to educate their own children, they must not learn from Hu Yifei's fool, when this kind of thing happened, even if the other girl looked a little stumbling and rushed to the car of more than 200,000 yuan, she couldn't refuse.

There are more than n versions of the incident, but each version must be indispensable to the two elements of fragrant cars and beauties, and later, Hu Yifei, who is "mighty and bending, rich and noble, can throw luxury cars, and can push responsibility", has become the idol in the hearts of a group of old bachelors at the University of Science and Technology. In particular, the sentence he shouted, "Lao Tzu brushes his teeth and comes down", was immediately selected as the most popular quotation of the year at the University of Science and Technology. Walking on the campus full of academic atmosphere of the University of Science and Technology, whether it is a quiet path or a deep tree, you will hear "what to urge, Lao Tzu brush your teeth first!" at any time! Such a roar, the voice is full of masculinity!

"Hu Yifei, what do you want me to say!" The counselor was looking at this idol-level figure at this time, "You go to the Internet to take a look, you have everything to say, the impact on our school is really bad, and now your popularity is probably even higher than that of our principal!" ”

Hu Yifei was very helpless, he knew that this matter was a big trouble yesterday, but he didn't expect it to be so big, as soon as he entered the classroom on Monday, he was invited by the counselor to drink tea. I don't know which bastard put this on the Internet, and overnight, Hu Yifei inexplicably became the leader of any religion, with tens of thousands of believers and protégés all over the world.

Some gossip small media also called the school office, and the school didn't know what was going on at all, and it was very passive to deal with it, so they ordered each college to self-check, and the college asked each department to check itself, check and check, and finally found Hu Yifei's head.

Hu Yifei is at a loss now, this matter is not explained clearly, saying that it has nothing to do with Zeng Xuanli, and he is not familiar with it at all, but why would people go downstairs and thank you by name; Say that you know her very well, that's not good, what is the relationship between the two of you, why did this happen, if you investigate it, there will be more problems!

"It seems that you are not prepared to tell the truth, I haven't noticed that you are an iron mouth before!" The counselor was angry and drank tea and gurgled loudly.

Hu Yifei was a little depressed, and said in his heart that you invited me to drink tea, but I didn't even give a glass of water, it turned out that the legendary tea drinking was like this, please come and see you for tea, referred to as tea.

The counselor stayed in school after graduating from college, and mixed in a place like the Polytechnic University where female resources are extremely scarce for a few years, and now she is almost thirty, but she is still a single. Before looking for Hu Yifei to come over, he had intermittently heard some rumors from the students, and now looking at Hu Yifei's appearance of dragging 2580,000 yuan, he is really jealous in his heart, this is a ball world, are women blind, people have abandoned you, you are still begging and begging in vain, you are such an excellent and a good young man, why is there no beauty who opens a mini to take a fancy to it.

Under the anger of the heart, the counselor was angry, and a large mouthful of tea was poured down, not only was the heart fire not extinguished, but the person was choked and coughed violently, and the tea foam sprayed Hu Yifei on the opposite side.

"Counselor, you take your breath!" Hu Yifei flew over and patted the counselor's back and smiled: "Look, my clothes don't know how to drink tea, and your good Tieguanyin has been ruined!" When the counselor made tea, Hu Yifei recognized it at a glance, and the tea was still given by the fourth child last semester.

The counselor was just half angry, and was excited by Hu Yifei's words, and suddenly rolled his eyes, and turned over again, this time holding back tears came out.

There were other counselors in the office, and they all laughed when they saw this, "Xiao Zhu, this student of yours is very interesting, I think it's almost enough, you've been approving this for two hours, what a big deal, isn't it just a relationship, who can not have a young age." ”

"Yes, yes, it's a big injury, it's not worth it for me to be a little thing!" Hu Yifei climbed down the pole, "Counselor, I have recognized my mistake, I will write a check when I go back, 5,000 words, not a single word!" ”

In the student code of the University of Science and Technology, there is still a rule that "no falling in love", but it is the old yellow calendar of decades ago, and it no longer has any practical guiding significance, nor does it meet the requirements of the times of "advancing with the times". In the eyes of the students of the Polytechnic University, the reason why this regulation can still be posted on the wall and left in the pamphlet is more to show its historical mission, and it tells the latecomers of the Polytechnic University: In what kind of environment did your predecessors fight wits and courage, go forward and succeed, and persevere in the underground work for decades.

In order to cherish this hard-won good time, the students of the University of Science and Technology took over the guns of their predecessors and threw themselves into the vigorous love movement with a high sense of historical mission, and achieved good results that were beyond the reach of their predecessors. Now if you go to the campus casually, from east to west, it is estimated that you can see at least fifty joys and sorrows of the little couple. The school also turns a blind eye to this situation, and as long as it does not make any unusual moves, it will generally not care.

Therefore, the counselor has a bit of a headache, Hu Yifei's matter is not easy to solve, his movement this time is quite big, that is, all the previous movements are combined, and it is not as big as him, but he really has to investigate it carefully, but he can't catch it at all, and there are many versions that have been passed around, all of which are just hearsay, Hu Yifei is now sure that the woman is his friend, she came to the school to see herself, and shouted jokingly downstairs, which attracted onlookers, although it is a bit far-fetched, but now the woman has no place to find, You said that Hu Yifei was lying, but he couldn't come up with evidence.

Hu Yifei saw that the counselor didn't speak, thinking that he had acquiesced, and was grateful to Dade, "Counselor, then you're busy, I'll go back first!" ”

The counselor raised his hand and wanted to say something, but when he saw the spots on Hu Yifei's chest, his heart was still a little dark, no matter how angry you kid is, aren't you drenched in Lao Tzu's saliva, so he waved his hand and said, "Go, go, go!" The examination must be profound! When you've written it back, hand it over to me! When it was over, the counselor pondered how to report this matter to the head of the department.

"Okay, I'll write it right away!" Hu Yifei slipped out of the office, feeling unlucky, he brought back the smell of tea in his body, it is estimated that no one knows that he went to drink tea, he has a new understanding of drinking tea in the office, it turns out that it is not only for people to see, but also to let people drink.

At noon, Hu Yifei's handling notice came down and was posted on the poster board at the entrance of the canteen.

"Yesterday morning, Hu Yifei, a student of the School of Computer Science of our university, caused an onlooker incident in front of the No. 2 dormitory building due to personal emotional disputes, which had an extremely bad impact. The student has a good attitude of repentance, and after the study of the college, the student will be given a notice to the whole school, a major demerit, and a probation in school! I hope that the majority of teachers and students will take this as a lesson and strictly abide by the rules and regulations of the school in their future study and life! ”

Hu Yifei alone won three punishments, and the end was extremely scratchy, and as soon as the punishment decision in black and yellow was posted, it caused many onlookers to watch. Everyone is very dissatisfied with this punishment decision, and the writing is too vague, at least the cause and effect of the matter must be clearly introduced, whether it is the woman showing love, or the woman being made to have a big belly and ask for a fetal fee, this must have a clear official statement!

Also, Hu Yifei's photo has not been posted, and everyone has some regrets about this idol figure, who only hears his name and does not see him.

Hu Yifei came out of the cafeteria, he shrunk his neck and bent his waist, wanting to slip away from the back of the crowd in a low-key manner, but as soon as he took two steps, he was stopped by someone, and when he looked up, it was Liu Xiaofei in Liang Xiaole's bedroom.

"Because of the emotional dispute between the pot people, create an onlooker incident! Hu Yifei, you baby is old-fashioned! "Liu Xiaofei is a hot girl, speaking authentic Sichuanese, and when she speaks, she laughs and trembles.

Being caught by an acquaintance in this kind of place made Hu Yifei a little embarrassed, and he smiled with his hands, "Beauty, it's okay to be quiet!" ”

"Your baby still has this ability, but I didn't see it before." Liu Xiaofei is about the same height as Hu Yifei, she slapped a hammer on Hu Yifei's shoulder very proudly, and said: "It is said that your baby has made your baby's belly bigger, is there such a thing, tell me quickly!" ”

Hu Yifei sweated wildly, why is everyone so concerned about this matter, he got three punishments, and more than a dozen acquaintances came over to "meet by chance" in the morning, damn, I didn't hear a word of sympathy, I came to inquire about this detail. Hu Yifei was afraid that Liu Xiaofei would cut her bottom, so he hurriedly pushed her forward, "Grandma, don't joke with me, I'm about to die!" ”

Liu Xiaofei looked at Hu Yifei with a smile, her face was very narrow, "If Xiaole knows about this matter, then your baby will be miserable." ”

Hu Yifei was afraid of this, and hurriedly asked, "Does Xiaole know about this?" ”

"I don't know!" Liu Xiaofei looked at Hu Yifei's nervous look and laughed again, "I think, I still have to let Xiaole know about this matter as soon as possible, and I can also look at your human face and beast heart!" ”

Hu Yifei had a bitter face, "If that's the case, then I admit it, the key is that I don't know that woman at all, I'm now a yellow mud with a crotch of my pants, it's not or, I've been punished so much for nothing, I'm not wronged!" ”

"You're a liar!" Liu Xiaofei glanced at her, "If you don't know people, why do people call you Hu Yifei?" ”

"I really don't know!" Hu Yifei swore a gambling curse, "I just met in an Internet café, I helped her adjust a machine, who knows which tendon she made the wrong one and came to trouble me!" ”

Liu Xiaofei just wanted to tease Hu Yifei, although this guy looked like a hanger, shameless and obscene all day long, but he didn't admit that he made a big belly of a beautiful woman, Liu Xiaofei didn't believe it, if this kid refused the beauty's show of love, it was very likely, anyway, he always didn't have a good shape, who knows what idea he had, "You really didn't have a big belly?" ”

"Nope! No! Hu Yifei gritted his teeth.

"Well, I'll trust you once!" Liu Xiaofei's eyes showed a hint of cunning, "However, I believe it is useless, the key is to make Xiaole believe it!" ”

"Beauty, help, Xiaole has the best relationship with you, you can help me explain!" Hu Yifei looks like a grandson, hip-hop and flattery, who told himself to ask for someone now.

"If you want to say that you don't want Xiaole to be angry, it's not impossible......" Liu Xiaofei said this, and then the conversation changed, "Hu Yifei, I heard that you have a hacker's signature in your hand?" ”

Hu Yifei was surprised, he didn't expect Liu Xiaofei to be interested in this thing, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, he originally thought that this girl would at least kill herself a necklace jewelry or something, anyway, she had an artifact, and Cobra's book and tools were dispensable. However, Hu Yifei still had to pretend to be reluctant to cut his love, "Beauty, you are too ......, I finally got it." ”

"Then think about it!" Liu Xiaofei looked indifferent, "On one side is Xiaole, on the other side is hacker ......"

Hu Yifei gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, "Okay, something can be given to you!" But you've got to help me get it done first! ”

"Okay!" Liu Xiaofei was not afraid of Hu Yifei's denial, "I'll go to Xiaole now, you go back and get your things ready, wait for my call!" After saying that, he jumped and walked away, like a cheerful bird.

Hu Yifei was overjoyed, with Liu Xiaofei out of the horse, even if Liang Xiaole's side was settled, he was still a little depressed when he remembered that he had received so many punishments for no reason, these things were written into the file, and it would be very unsightly if he found a job or something in the future.

"Damn, isn't this blocking my progress, Lao Tzu still wants to join the party, now it's no fun!" Hu Yifei cursed twice, and then walked towards the dormitory.

When I entered the dormitory, the old pig was already waiting there, and there was a dark and strong man next to him. The eldest and fourth were still gone, and Duan Yu sat in front of his computer, like an old monk in a fixed place.

"Figo, you're back!" The fat on the old pig's face trembled with a smile, "We've been waiting for you for a long time!" ”

"What, I met Liu Xiaofei on the road just now, so I chatted a few words......" Hu Yifei hurriedly carried this stubble, eating and drinking so many old pigs, silently, it seemed a little unkind.

The old pig pointed to the macho man beside him and said, "Figo, this is a buddy of mine, the chairman of our college's Longfei Football Club, Wang Biao!" ”

Wang Biao smiled, "I have admired Figo's name for a long time, I often hear the old pig talk about you, I know that your football skills are good, and I am very fond of Figo!" ”

Hu Yifei knows very well that he has a few brushes, and he can run two steps on the court, and it is already a blessing not to trip to death by the ball. It's a special fan of Figo, and it's a little bit of a side, I'm obsessed with Figo, not to admire the football skills, just because "Figo" and "Feige" read a sound, but then Figo announced his withdrawal from the national team and returned to the national team, so that Hu Yifei, a pseudo-fan, can't accept it, big man, it should be a spit and a pit, how can you talk doesn't count, Hu Yifei didn't expect that in addition to match-fixing, there was also a fake retirement, and he was disappointed, so he quit football.

"Old pig's buddy, that's my buddy Hu Yifei!" Hu Yifei held Wang Biao's hand and shook it twice, "Sit casually, you are not an outsider!" ”

"Figo!" The old pig sat down and leaned over to Hu Yifei, and said enviously: "I heard that yesterday downstairs, a beautiful woman cried and confessed to you, but you refused?" ”

Hu Yifei made a shy face, "See laugh, see laugh!" If this is the case, it is estimated that no man will not admit it, and Hu Yifei is naturally not exempt from vulgarity, and he brought it vaguely.

Lao Zhu and Wang Biao were suddenly in awe, looking at Hu Yifei's eyes with a hint of reverence, what a fucking cow, such a girl, such conditions, you kid are willing to refuse, it's really a fucking beast, no, it's better to be a beast! If you change yourself, you will definitely be like your cousin Bigfoot, "Bigfoot, Bigfoot, you must not give up or be inferior, you must be cheeky, extremely shameless, don't have self-esteem, stalk, can't chase and swear, shameless me, I will definitely chase my cousin!" ”

"Figo!" The old pig leaned forward again, and it was almost on Hu Yifei's body, "Nag, what experience do you have, don't hide it!" ”

Hu Yifei waved his hand very embarrassedly, "What experience can this have, don't talk about it!" Do not say! ”

Of course, the old pig refused to agree, and he was hard at work.

Hu Yifei couldn't help it, remembered a passage from nowhere, and said: "The key is a matter of mentality, you can't see that the other party is a beauty, you will wilt first, you have to straighten your waist and not be humble or arrogant, you must not learn from those young people to catch up, the more this is the case, the more she looks down on you, maybe she will be annoyed by you." In the end, you will be the life of a white horse guard, and when Prince Charming appears, you should be laid off! ”

Duan Yu in front of the computer snorted coldly, a little dissatisfied, no matter how he listened, he felt that Hu Yifei was talking about himself. The heart said that you kid is pretending to be a big-tailed wolf, the eldest and the fourth have already explained this matter clearly, Lao Tzu just doesn't want to demolish you, you are embarrassed to pull out the theory of two white horses! If you kid really had that ability, the tube should have been inserted into the milk tea cone a long time ago, and he wouldn't be hanging in his crotch now.

Looking at the two old pigs looking like a spring breeze, Duan Yu is even more disdainful, these old bachelors with sperm brains, isn't it just a little girl who came downstairs and yelled twice, this is a show of love, if a female dog barks twice below another day, you must not pull out the relationship between humans and beasts.

Duan Yu despised the three of them for a while, and then returned to his QQ, "Xiaoli, you just promise me, just this once, there will be no next time!" ”

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