Chapter Seventy-Six: Live Mahjong
"And what are the peaks you are talking about?" Since it wasn't that purpose, Liu still couldn't remember which realm the Shangguan wanted to climb.
"I won't talk about this." Although Liu still has a good relationship with him, Shangguan Nengren doesn't plan to say too much, and the two are not close to that point!
Perhaps sensing his abruptness, Liu still hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked." ”
"It's fine." Shangguan Nengren smiled faintly and took a bite of apple: "Hmm...... I bought it from the baby agricultural products! ”
"yes!" Liu Fengyun said with a smile: "Didn't you let us eat more precious agricultural products two days ago!" At that time, the chief issued an order overnight, so that the precious agricultural products became special products, tax-free for one year. ”
"Oh?" I don't care about being a functional person on a special product, but that tax-free year is a great wealth!
You must know that the tax of the Celestial Empire is very much, all kinds of clever taxes are as much as a cow's hair, the baby agricultural products have been opened so far, the daily profit is huge, and the payment of taxes is also a very huge expenditure, the chief actually let the baby agricultural products be tax-free for a year, which is a very huge concession, the next year can at least save billions of taxes for the baby agricultural products, with this money, there are a lot of things that can be done.
"The chief is very partial to you!" Yanagido.
"Hehe...... Shangguan smiled slightly: "I know." ”
The sedan chair carries people, the chief gives face like this, and it is not easy for the competent person to dial it back, and a sentence of 'I know' is enough to show his attitude.
Liu Fengyun nodded with a smile: "That's good." ”
After having lunch at Liu's house at noon, Shangguan left with Liu Mingming, although it rained, the treatment still had to continue, and he practiced Liu Mingming with a leather whip for an afternoon, Liu Mingming was in pain and happy......
After dinner, Liu Mingming was blown away, and Shangguan Nengren drove to the villa.
At this time, the rain had not stopped, and when Shangguan came to the villa. Zhang Tingting is playing poker with Takeda Aina and Hanazawa Coriander.
"Husband, you're just in time." Zhang Tingting grabbed his wrist: "We have always wanted to play mahjong, and we have always lacked one, and you will be enough when you come." ”
"Uh......" Shangguan was able to sweat: "This is no mahjong!" "Shangguan people don't remember buying mahjong.
"I just bought it last week." Zhang Tingting said with a smile: "The mahjong table has mahjong, everything is available." ”
“……”
"Shangguan Jun ≥ trust." Hanazawa parsley is polite. It's really polite to bow and thank you even when you play mahjong.
"You're welcome, playing mahjong on a rainy day, and being idle is also idle."
“……”
The mahjong table is in a room on the second floor. Turning on the light switch and closing the curtains, the Shangguan and the three girls sat together and asked, "How to play?" ”
Zhang Tingting looked at Takeda Aina and Hanazawa Coriander.
Takeda Aina asked, "What are the mahjong rules of the Celestial Empire?" ”
“……”
"Keep it simple!" Shangguan said: "The rules in my hometown are the simplest......"
Shangguan people said the mahjong rules in North China, and it is indeed very simple. There are only small Hu, Ka, Ka five and a dragon, plus Ka five and one dragon, five kinds of Hu methods, doubling their self-drawing, but all the people here are rich, and they naturally can't play with one piece or two pieces in terms of gambling money.
"So be it!" Shangguan Nengren took out a pile of old man's heads and said, "Xiaohu is one hundred, the card is two hundred, and the card is five or three hundred." Five hundred dragons, eight hundred dragons, double self-draw, no problem, right? ”
Takeda Aina and Hanazawa Kana thought about it, and the rules were indeed very simple. The amount is not particularly huge, but it has increased a hundred times on the basis of the cards played by the Shangguan and his family......
Even so, winning or losing tens of thousands of yuan at most for a night is nothing to them with an annual income of tens of millions. As for Zhang Tingting, Shangguan is her husband. How can there be a reason why a wife plays cards and her husband doesn't give money......
The rules were established, and Shangguan Nengren took out four stacks of old man's heads and said: "You definitely don't have enough cash, 10,000 yuan per person, count me as borrowing from you, no matter if you win or lose after the fight, you have to return the 10,000 yuan to me, no problem, right?" ”
The third girl nodded.
"Let's get started!"
After dividing the money, Shangguan can do the east to play dice, and everyone touches the cards.
Shangguan Nengren's starting hand is not very good, but the three women's cards don't seem to be very good, after playing seven or eight rounds in a row, Shangguan Nengren's card is a little bit of a look.
"A tube."
"Bump!" Zhang Tingting shouted: "It's finally here!" Thirty thousand! Hahaha...... Draw! ”
Seeing Zhang Tingting's triumphant appearance, Shangguan sneered and said: "Don't be too happy, you don't necessarily win by listening to the cards, and if you don't do it, you will set off the gun." ”
"Come less, if you have the ability, you can try it."
"Try it, just try it."
After another three rounds, Zhang Tingting still didn't win the card, and at this time, Shangguan Nengren and Zhuda Caina, Hanazawa Coriander all listened to the cards one after another, and all four of them came to the same running line, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
"Whiteboard." Takeda Aina touched a whiteboard and threw it down in frustration.
"Seven cylinders." Zhang Tingting was also very frustrated.
"Eighty thousand." Hanazawa Coriander is very steady, but her heartbeat is a little fast.
Shangguan people stretched out their hands to touch the cards, did not immediately look at it, twisted it with his thumb, and after twisting out this card, Shangguan people laughed: "Self-draw card five dragons!" ”
Fifty thousand pounds smashed on the table, Shangguan pushed the cards, and the three girls stretched their necks to see, sure enough, it was a dragon of card five, and it was also a self-draw, only this one, and the three girls each had to lose 1,006.
"Alas!" The gambling money of 10,000 yuan was actually removed in just one game, and more than 1,000 yuan was removed, which can be imagined.
"Willing to gamble and lose, give money and money." Shangguan Nengren is not polite to them, there is no one who does not give money to play mahjong, otherwise no one will play with you, and the three girls can only pay if they are reluctant, Shangguan Nengren won 4,800 yuan at once, and his smiling eyes narrowed into a slit: "Come on!" A few more games and you'll lose out. ”
"Humph! The first to win is the paper, the second to win is the money, let's ride a donkey to read the record book, walk and see. Zhang Tingting was very angry, and she couldn't see this villain, but she didn't know that when she heard the cards herself, she was much more embarrassed than Shangguan.
"Shangguan Jun, you won too hard, we poor people still have to eat!" Takeda Aina learned the words of the Heavenly Dynasty very quickly, and even said such witticisms as 'the poor want to eat'.
Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "If you are poor." There are few rich people in our Celestial Empire. ”
"It's okay." Hanazawa Coriander comforted: "Playing mahjong is to win and lose, take your time, you will win back." ”
Although that being said, Shangguan can definitely step on shit when he goes out today, and his luck is so good. After that, it turned out to be a big killing. Before the four rounds were finished, the three girls' 10,000 yuan gambling money was won.
"Ahhhh You must have cheated! ”
"Wife, you can eat indiscriminately. Don't talk nonsense. You say I cheated, what about the evidence? Shangguan can laugh straightly, he is very reasonable, and he really didn't use any cheating methods, just because his brain is too good. It is almost possible to calculate what cards the three women are holding in their hands, and if they play cards in a targeted manner, the chances of winning will always be higher, and the three women will not be wronged.
"You...... Hum! Zhang Tingting was angry and stopped talking.
"What should I do?" Zhuda Aina cried with a sad face: "I didn't expect such bad luck today, 10,000 yuan!" There are a lot of snacks to buy! ”
Hanazawa Coriander didn't know what to say, and she was very aggrieved to lose.
Shangguan looked at the three daughters and said with a smile: "How is it?" Still playing? ”
"No more playing." Zhang Tingting snorted: "I don't play cards with cheaters. ”
Takeda Ayana and Hanazawa Kana are also a little suspicious that Shangguan is cheating? There was a look of hesitation.
Shangguan shrugged: "Forget it, those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid." I have a clear conscience anyway. ”
Hearing this, Hanazawa Coriander sighed lightly: "I believe that Shangguan Jun will not cheat, it is Shangguan Jun's luck today." ”
"I think so." Zhuda Aina thought about it, suddenly grinned, and said, "But being idle is also idle." Why don't we change the way we bet? ”
"A different way of betting?" The three of them looked at Takeda Aina curiously.
A hint of cunning flashed in Zhuda Aina's eyes, and she took off a coat: "Is it okay for the loser to take off a piece of clothing?" ”
"What!?"
Zhang Tingting stood up suddenly: "No, no, no!" ”
Hanazawa Coriander said helplessly: "Caina, you're messing around again." ”
Shangguan touched his chin: "The live-action version of stripping mahjong!" Isn't this a legendary existence! ”
"Nope!" Takeda Aina said: "It's boring anyway!" Besides, everyone is an adult, what haven't you ever seen? As long as it doesn't mess around. What does it matter if you strip naked? ”
After a pause, he looked at Zhang Tingting. Giggled and said: "Besides, Shangguan Jun is Tingting-chan's husband, and me and Coriander are girls again, so we won't suffer if we take them off." ”
"I'm afraid you'll suffer!" Zhang Tingting said with a red face.
"Haha, no!" Zhu Da Aina waved his hand: "It's just naked, and it won't be a piece of meat if it's seen, and we don't pay much attention to this kind of thing, as long as we're not married, it doesn't matter how we play." ”
In other words, after getting married, you will abide by your duty.
"This ......" Zhang Tingting is very hesitant, she is a very traditional girl, and she can't accept her husband looking at the body of a woman other than 'sister', of course, 'Maria Aoi' is excepted, but although Ayana Takeda and Kana Hanazawa are compatriots of 'Maria Aoi', they are not peers! Two unmarried girls if they are seen by a man......
It's kind of crazy to think about.
"Sister Coriander, don't you care?" Zhang Tingting pinned her hopes on Hanazawa coriander.
Hanazawa Coriander blushed, thinking that when he first came to Sijiu City, he had slept with Shangguan people several times, and what was there on his body that he didn't let Shangguan people see?
So for the stripping mahjong proposed by Zhuda Caina, she has no disgust, but hopes to take off to the end, something happy can happen, she and Zhuda Caina are adult women in their twenties, physiologically it is very needed, they have been in the Celestial Empire for so long, in addition to doing it with Shangguan, they can only play some games of virtual phoenixes and fake phoenixes.
But how can playing with a woman be more fun than playing with a man? Especially after tasting the 'Juji' of the competent people, every time I play the game of the virtual phoenix and fake phoenix, I feel that it is not enough fun, I have endured it for so long, and it is such a godsend, Hanazawa Coriander doesn't want to take the initiative, but she doesn't want to miss it.
"I ...... I don't care. Hanazawa coriander lowered his head: "And...... And...... was seen by Shangguan Jun...... It's okay......"
“……”
Zhang Tingting was speechless, she only thought about it now, Zhuda Caina and Hanazawa Coriander are both fanatical fans of Shangguan people, although it is now a relationship between superiors and subordinates, but fanatical fans are fanatical fans, coupled with their identities as mud bombardment sisters, that kind of fanatical star-chasing characteristics will not change, let alone stripping naked and being seen by Shangguan people, even if they do it with Shangguan people......
Zhang Tingting didn't dare to think about it anymore, and always felt shuddering.
"Ahem...... Shangguan coughed dryly, attracted the attention of the third girl, and said: "It doesn't matter if you play stripping mahjong, after all, everyone is an adult, and they are so familiar, I don't have any opinion, but after all, Tingting is my wife, and I, as a husband, must first consider my wife's feelings, so ......"
Shangguan looked at Zhang Tingting and said, "If you say you won't play, I won't play, we can play something else." ”
Looking at the competent person, Zhang Tingting was very moved, to be able to take into account her feelings like this, the competent person has done it to the extreme.
Zhang Tingting was silent for a moment and nodded: "Okay!" But the rules need to be redefined. ”
Kamikana and Takeda Aina and Hanazawa Coriander showed excitement on their faces, and Takeda Aina asked, "What rules?" ”
"There can be no self-touching." Zhang Tingting said: "Self-drawing is not allowed, only someone can win the card if they light a cannon, and the person who lights a cannon can take off a piece of clothing." ”
The rules have been changed very simply, but this rule has effectively slowed down the speed of undressing and increased the difficulty of undressing, which is equivalent to three levels of stripping mahjong, simple, ordinary, and difficult, Zhang Tingting changed directly from the simple at the beginning to the difficult level, and at the same time, I also hope that the luck of Shangguan can be a little worse, a little more gun, a man is not a loss if he strips naked, and even if he is a gameover, no one will suffer.
In order not to let her husband take too much advantage, Zhang Tingting also took great pains.
Shangguan Nengren touched his chin and thought for a while, and asked, "What if someone's clothes are stripped naked?" ”
"Then gameover!" A cold light flashed in Zhang Tingting's eyes: "My husband asked this question, do you have any special expectations?" ”
"How...... How can it be. Shangguan Neng laughed twice and said, "I have no opinion, you can play it however you want." ”
Of course you have no opinion, and you will not suffer any way.
Zhang Tingting snorted lightly and glanced at Takeda Aina and Hanazawa Coriander: "Do the two sisters still have any opinions?" ”
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