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In the first half of the movie, the camp attack is the climax, interspersed with the fights between the lizard Jing Xiaoyi (played by Xie Tingfeng) and Pang Yong (played by Real Bullet), which adopts a parkour method, subverting the traditional Chinese kung fu, and the excitement is even better. There are martial arts, suspense, magic, and passion dramas.

A bed scene between Zhao Wei and Chen Kun, two flesh ~ bodies are horizontal, although there are strips of cloth blocking the key position, but the white thighs and chests are still full of blood gushing from the people who watch. Especially some old beauties, who were lazily leaning on the chair before, did not appreciate "Painted Skin" very much, and now they are grinning at the corners of their mouths.

Zhou Xun and Chen Kun's passion scene in the dream also excited Lao Mei.

But the excitement didn't last long.

Soon in the second half of the movie, Pei Rong pushed open Xiao Wei's door and was about to go to the showdown, but she met Xiao Wei who was about to remove her makeup.

"Sister Peirong, you haven't slept yet?" Xiao Wei turned his back to the door, combed his hair, and asked lightly.

"Sister Xiaowei, there is one thing, I think I should discuss it with you." After Zhao Wei entered the door, he closed the door and looked at Xiao Wei.

Xiao Wei put down the comb and suddenly took off his shirt.

“oh,good!” In the movie theater, a few old beauties thought that they were going to stage something large-scale, and they looked forward to it with a lewd smile.

Then, on the big screen.

Xiao Wei put his hands behind his head, turned his head, and his voice changed: "You are looking for me...... Is there something wrong? ”

I saw her hands tugging behind her head, and the skin on her head was pulled up, as if a piece of skin had been peeled off her body. The expression on the face is clearly visible, but from the sideburns. The skin was already pulled up like a piece of skin, attached to the skin near the neck, torn from the body.

The situation is weird and terrifying, and with the light music, it can't help but make people creepy.

Shao Shuaijun could already hear the sound of Lao Mei inhaling coldly, and Li Xiuxiu and Yang Ying beside him were even more frightened and leaned on the back of the chair and didn't dare to look at it.

The camera continues, and Xiao Wei's human skin has been completely torn off his head, under the sticky skin. It is a terrifying body full of insects.

"Ahh Pei Rong screamed suddenly.

“oh。 shit! Oh, buy Karma! The beauties couldn't calm down anymore, and they all exclaimed, just now they were smiling lewdly and looking forward to a few large-scale dramas. scolded angrily. "It's so perverted. It turned out to be really alive and took off the human skin, how did the Chinese director shoot it, it's too perverted! ”

"Wow. It's exciting! A couple of teenagers dressed as hippies followed suit.

On the big screen, Xiao Wei, who took off her human skin, looked at Pei Rong disgustingly, her eyes blinked, and the skinless, disgusting, and blurred face, under the effect of special effects, actually gave people a weird expression illusion: "You found out?" Didn't you say I'm a demon? What are you afraid of? ”

Xiao Wei continued to peel off his skin as he spoke, as if he was undressing, and then spread the human skin on a chair, picked up a paintbrush and traced it slowly. On that skin, the expression of "Xiao Wei" was vivid: "Go tell the others, whoever knows will die anyway." ”

"It's horrible!"

"It's incredible, is there really such a thing as human skin, can you really wear human skin and become a human?"

"Didn't you say that this is a magic blockbuster from the East, how did it become a horror movie, that scene just now scared me to death!"

"No, I think this scene is a classic, and it will definitely become one of my most memorable movie plots!"

The scene of the topic finally succeeded in startling all the old beauties, and the atmosphere began to become tense suddenly. On the big screen, Xiao Wei used the lives of the people in the city to force Pei Rong to take poison and become a monster, and Pei Rong became a monster that everyone shouted and beaten. Wang Sheng, who had been confused by Xiao Wei for a long time, finally stood up and stood firmly on Pei Rong's side.

"Kill him and pay for Brother Gao's life." Wang Jiajun wants to kill Pei Rong.

Wang Sheng yelled: "Shut up, she is a demon, I will definitely kill her!" ”

Everyone looked at Wang Sheng.

But Wang Sheng made a decision, he decided to die with Pei Rong.

"Whether you are a human or a demon, you are my wife, and if you make a mistake, I will bear it together. I said, I love you and will always love you. ”

Wang Sheng's decision angered Xiao Wei.

Xiao Wei thought that she had done so much, and Wang Sheng should abandon Pei Rong to fall in love with her, but the result was in vain. Therefore, Xiao Wei, who was embarrassed and angry, snatched Pei Rong and told Wang Sheng that she was a monster, and if you want to save Pei Rong, you have to prove how much you love her! And so the final climax of the movie came.

A shemale war broke out to prove his love, and in order to make up for the mistakes he made, Wang Sheng did not hesitate to save Pei Rong at the expense of being scarred.

In fact, the plot here is very simple, that is, the monsters guard the cave, and Wang Sheng leads the Wang army to attack. But the special effects that burned more than 100 million finally came in handy here.

Countless demons and monsters appeared, fought with the Wang army, and fought to the death in the cave.

With explosive action, strange monsters, and gorgeous special effects, this shemale battle almost jumps out of the screen and jumps into the cinema to fight.

Lao Mei was just moved by Wang Sheng, but she was driven by the plot and entered a boiling state.

"Oh, wonderful, monsters can also Chinese kung fu!"

"That's cool, these monsters are prettier than elves!"

"Can they defeat the monsters and save Madame Wang?"

"I just watched "Mission Impossible 3" yesterday, the movie is very exciting, and so is this "Painted Skin", wow, look at the monster that looks like a pig, it's so majestic! And it's so real that I have to wonder if they really exist! ”

In Lao Mei's exclamation, the big scene of burning special effects began to come to an end slowly.

Wang Sheng was covered in scars, and staggered to Pei Rong's side, and the whole person was not very conscious.

Xiao Wei, who stood motionless from beginning to end, asked, "If I only had a pill that brought the dead back to life, who would you save?" ”

"One person...... Halfway. ”

Xiao Wei was silent, and "The Ten Commandments of Lovesickness" sounded.

"First, it's better not to see each other, so that you don't fall in love......"

After a long time, Xiao Wei looked up to the sky and roared, his hair turned white in an instant, he turned around and walked out of the cave: "When I retreated from the fox skin, an old monster told me that people and demons are destined to be a tragedy, I don't believe it...... I still don't believe it, I say, it's going to be a comedy...... After a thousand years of practice, this human skin will be returned to you. ”

Hula, a gust of wind swept up the dust, and Xiao Wei's skin was faintly visible in the dust, and then put on another skin. The sand and dust came and went quickly, and Xiao Wei disappeared, only a white fox disappeared at the entrance of the cave. The human skin burned in the air, turning into a little starlight.

The starlight fell, and all the people who died in the battle came back to life, and Pei Rong and Wang Sheng also recovered as before.

Zhang Liangying's singing voice sounded again: "Loving you, like a heartbeat, difficult to touch." Draw you, can't draw your bones......"

The screen switches to the left, the subtitles rise on the right, and the big words "Director Shao Shuaijun's works" are rising.

The ancient city returned to its former calm, and in the desert, a snow-white fox held by the grass, next to a desert lizard. A caravan passed by on the ancient road, and the fox and the lizard scared away together, and the screen finally went completely dark......

"Whoa."

Applause rang out. (To be continued......)

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