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Ye Huan can't remember how many times he has been in the hospital, this time he was more embarrassed, he was scared into the hospital. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In fact, Ye Huan had already woken up when the ambulance drove to the door of the café, after all, he was a man, and he had been a soldier, and he had a strong ability to resist blows, but he saw Gao Shengnan and the café manager with a pale and panicked face, and the doctors and nurses who came down from the ambulance had a look of generating wealth and treasure, and the guests of the entire café surrounded him on the inside and three layers outside the three floors as if he was watching a monkey show, Ye Huan's mind was like electricity, thinking that if he woke up now, he would definitely disappoint most people, so he had to live up to expectations and continue to be unconscious. Pretending to be unconscious, he was carried onto a stretcher and put into an ambulance, and finally the ambulance whined and whined and whined towards the hospital.

Coincidentally, Ye Huan was admitted to the same hospital that Zhang San was admitted to when he was poisoned by food.

The emergency room was in a hurry, and the doctors and nurses couldn't wake up no matter how much they sang, until Ye Huan's squinted eyes saw that the doctor had to move out the electric shock device, and then he woke up in the anxious and expectant eyes of everyone.

So the nurses pushed him to the ward on a stretcher and pushed him to the corridor of the inpatient department, where they happened to meet Zhang San, who was about to go through the discharge procedures.

Zhang San and the monkey brothers were hesitant when they walked out of the ward, they saw the "dying" Ye Huan, the two were taken aback, and heard that Ye Huan was in the hospital for observation, Zhang San was happy to throw the burden on the hospital bed as if he was something: "I'm not leaving, stay a few more days." ”

The monkey followed and coaxed: "Idle is idle, sister nurse, help me go through the hospitalization procedures......"

The nurse was not very good, and said coldly: "Are you sick?" ”

The monkey's explanation is very logical: "I have to be hospitalized even though I am not sick, is this not considered a disease?" ”

After a pause, the monkey said seriously: "If you are sick, you must be cured!" ”

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So my brother and I lived in the same ward.

From childhood to adulthood, the brothers and sisters have not been the masters of peace, and it is common for them to go to the hospital, but it is the first time in their lives that the three brothers have been hospitalized at the same time.

When the monkey and Zhang Sanhuan were happily making a fuss, they noticed that Ye Huan's expression was not quite right after waking up, and his desolate and desperate appearance was as if he was attending a funeral, and he was still attending his own funeral.

"Brother Huan, what's the blow?"

Ye Huan sighed heavily, shook his head and said nothing, his expression was as dark as the sky before the tornado.

Monkey and Zhang San didn't have time to ask, and Gao Shengnan and Liu Mei roared at the door like two level 12 tornadoes.

"Awake?" Gao Shengnan raised his eyebrows at him with a smile.

Ye Huan grinned: "See you smile, see you laugh......"

Gao Shengnan crossed his arms around his chest and looked very calm: "I did laugh, but it doesn't matter, you have done this kind of humiliating thing more than once, I don't know how your face feels, anyway, I have been thrown into a two-skin face, and the flesh on my face is unconscious." ”

"Did you get numbing or botulinum?"

Gao Shengnan's face changed, he grabbed Ye Huan's shirt and said viciously: "The surname Ye, don't pretend to be garlic with me, my dad just called, the plane arrived in the capital at five o'clock in the afternoon, and officially made an appointment with you for dinner at seven o'clock in the evening, you can do it, if you release my dad's pigeons, you know the consequences!" ”

Liu Mei, who had been calm and relaxed, was stunned for a moment, and said in a lost voice: "Shengnan, your father also went to the capital today?" Also meet him at seven o'clock tonight? ”

Gao Shengnan's expression froze: "What does 'also' mean?" ”

Liu Mei looked at Ye Huan's face that was more bitter than bitter melon, and said weakly: "My father's convoy also went to the capital today, and I also made an appointment to meet him at seven o'clock in the evening, my father is more wild, and he has already released his words just now, he wants to see people in life, and he wants to see corpses in death......"

Ye Huan gasped: "What does it mean to see a corpse when you die?" ”

"If you want to see someone in life, you won't explain, and if you want to see a corpse in death, it means that if you dare not go to see my dad, my dad will send his men to kill you, and then he will have his wish to see the corpse......"

Saying that, Liu Mei looked at Ye Huan sympathetically: "You know, my dad was the big boss of the Ninghai Red Tiger Gang in the past, although he has now withdrawn from the rivers and lakes, but there are still legends of him on the rivers and lakes......

Ye Huan looked up to the sky and sighed, and his pathos caught up with Chen Ziang, who thought about heaven and earth back then.

There was deathly silence in the hospital room......

The monkey and Zhang San didn't dare to speak, they had already understood the meaning, and finally understood why Ye Huan had an expression on his face to attend the funeral.

Trouble, really a big trouble.

The brothers looked at Ye Huan's gaze like a dead man.

Everyone in the ward didn't speak, and in the end, it was Gao Shengnan who broke the silence, she glanced at Liu Mei with complicated eyes, and then whispered to Ye Huan: "My dad...... His temper is not small......"

Liu Mei hurriedly said: "My dad's temper is even greater......"

The two girls shut up at the same time, and when they turned their heads to look at each other, their eyes were already full of provocation and hostility.

There seemed to be two powerful currents colliding in the air, and the ward was suddenly filled with murderous and suffocating.

"Ye Huan, who are you going to see?" The two girls said in unison, froze for a moment, and glared angrily.

In front of Qiao Mu, they have no confidence to compete for favor, but none of the three of them are afraid, because their starting line is the same, they must fight when they should fight, love and happiness are selfish, Qiao Mu's status cannot be surpassed, but other women ...... Who is more qualified than yourself?

Gao Shengnan and Liu Mei are both beauties, and beauties have a common trait, pride.

A woman's psychology is complicated and complex, and simple is simple. Since the arbor cannot be surpassed, then they will not fight, try to get along with her, hold the arbor high on the altar and offer it, and then ...... The remaining three mortals fought each other, the survivors went to work, and the battle dead buried their bodies.

There is only so much happiness, one more woman to share, your own share is a little less, the love field is like a battlefield, there is no room for mercy, in the future, others will call yourself "little three", take a deep breath, endure it, if you call yourself "little four" and "little five", who doesn't vomit blood when you hear it? So the issue of seat rankings is very important and must rise to a political level.

When the two daughters confronted each other angrily, Ye Huan, who had been silent for a long time, cried "wow", crying so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, and I saw that I was very pitiful.

"You two mothers-in-law just kill me! Lao Tzu doesn't want to live anymore! ”

Gao Shengnan and Liu Mei were startled, seeing Ye Huan crying like that, the two girls couldn't bear to force it anymore, so after glaring at each other, the two snorted together, and both twisted their heads to the side.

"At seven o'clock tonight, my dad is waiting for you at the Beijing Hotel, it's up to you whether you go or not, anyway, I've already brought it." Gao Shengnan threw this sentence at Ye Huan and turned around and left.

Liu Mei continued: "My dad is also going to see you at seven o'clock tonight, well, it's the same Jingcheng Hotel, and I would like to add that my dad's temper is really bad." ”

After speaking, Liu Mei also proudly raised her head and left.

After the second daughter left, Ye Huan's crying immediately stopped, and there was no trace of tears on her face, as if nothing had happened.

"Brother Huan, a big disaster is coming!" The monkey and Zhang San surrounded them anxiously.

They all understood the meaning of the two daughters' words.

The two fathers-in-law want to meet Ye Huan at the same time, how to meet? Split a large living person into two pieces, and divide one person in half?

Gao Shengnan's father is the director of public security, Liu Mei's father is an underworld boss, neither side can be offended, no one can be released pigeons, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you offend one of them and go to see the other party, the feelings of the old man can be ignored, but can he ignore the reactions of these two women? How sad would they be if they lost their faith?

The two daughters are deeply rooted in their love for themselves, and they have had many unforgettable experiences with themselves, and they can make many trade-offs in life, but who to teach him to take this matter? Who?

Ye Huan's face turned pale, his face was distorted and hideous, he didn't know whether he was angry or sad, he gritted his teeth and said, "...... These two mothers-in-law are about to push me to a dead end! ”

"Brother Huan, hurry up and think about it, it's three o'clock in the afternoon, and we must come up with an idea before seven o'clock, otherwise we can only look at your black and white photos today next year to recall your voice and smile."

Cold sweat broke out on Ye Huan's forehead: "Who are you seeing?" Who don't you see? How the do I get an idea? It doesn't matter who the pigeon is released, it's a terrible thing! ”

Monkey and Zhang San are also worried, this matter is not easy for anyone to do.

Zhang San sighed and said: "If it's not the father-in-law but the mother-in-law, I can help you resolve it......"

The monkey said strangely: "Even if the mother-in-law comes, what can you do to resolve it?" ”

Zhang San smiled coldly: "Brother Huan went to see one of them, and the other one I blocked her halfway, and then ...... Hook her up! Drag her for an hour or two, and Brother Huan will rush to another field, won't this matter be dealt with? ”

Although trouble was imminent, Ye Huan and the monkey couldn't help but be stunned.

After a while, Ye Huan asked leisurely: "San'er, where did your inexplicable self-confidence come from?" What capital do you have to hook up with my mother-in-law? ”

The monkey said on the side: "Brother Huan, don't pay attention to this bastard, he wants to be your father in a different way...... It's enough for grandchildren. ”

Zhang San hurriedly shook his head: "Brother Huan, don't listen to his nonsense, I don't mean that, I'm just here to solve problems for you." ”

The monkey seized the opportunity, and opened his mouth to hurt people: "Even if you have this meaning, you don't have this ability, let's talk about the appearance objectively, we all say that we human beings are made by God, Zhang San, you are a special case, you are God pinched it out with his feet, just your grandmother doesn't love your uncle and doesn't love it, how many tastes does your mother-in-law have to make you hook up?" ”

Zhang San's face suddenly darkened a lot.

Ye Huan sighed: "Monkey, why the hell is your mouth long?" Can you lose a few words? Lao Tzu has a big trouble here, don't make Zhang San cry out and block us again. ”

The monkey smiled: "Brother Huan, Zhang San, this guy has greatly increased his confidence since he flirted with that ocean Martina, and if he doesn't suppress it, he really doesn't know how many pounds and taels he has, just Zhang San's appearance, from a distance, it seems to be grimacing at you, only to find out that he originally looked like this, you say, he looks so miserable, but his tone is as big as a toad......

Ye Huan hurriedly interrupted: "Stop!" Zhang San was already crying, monkey, you have achieved the purpose of the blow, this mouth can be stopped, now hurry up and help Lao Tzu think of a way, how to deal with today's pass. ”

Zhang San was indeed so damaged by the monkey that he was about to cry, he sniffed hard, and said angrily: "I have a way, a very reliable way......"

"Hurry up!" Ye Huan said hurriedly.

Zhang San turned his head with a resentful face: "...... I don't want to say. ”

"How can you say that?"

Zhang Sanyi pointed at the monkey: "Tell him to kowtow to me to make amends." ”

"Dream on, grandson!" The monkey flew up with a kick, and Zhang San flashed deftly.

"Is there any other way?" Ye Huan sighed heavily.

"Yes," Zhang San still glared at Ye Huan with a resentful expression: "You have to call me Dad." ”

"Daddy! Dear Daddy! Ye Huan opened his mouth and shouted, without hesitation.

Zhang San was like Don Quixote defeating the windmill, and suddenly smiled: "Okay, I forgive you, actually, I really think that I and your mother-in-law are very talented and beautiful, and this father is not wrong......ed."

"Hurry up and say the law!" Ye Huan gritted his teeth.

"The method is very simple, I'm going to grab the bag, snatch the bag of one of your father-in-law, well, it's best to grab Gao Shengnan's father's bag, I grabbed the bag and ran away, your father-in-law will definitely not be able to run me, he is a policeman, if the bag is lost, he must go to the police station to report the case, make a record, and take the legal route for everything, this comes and goes, the time will be delayed for at least two hours, and the dinner at seven o'clock will inevitably be changed to nine o'clock, Brother Huan, you only need to get Liu Mei and her father before nine o'clock."

Ye Huan pondered for a long time, and said slowly: "You mean, let's make a time difference?" ”

"Yes, that's what it means, if Gao Shengnan's father's wallet, mobile phone and everything are in the bag, it is estimated that after he reports the crime, he will have to rub his old face everywhere and rub people's hitchhikers into the city, Brother Huan, you will have more time......"

"If Gao Shengnan goes to the airport to pick up her father, how can he grab the bag? Gao Shengnan's mother-in-law's force value can catch up with Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms, and you will be beaten to death by her......"

Zhang San smiled confidently: "It's okay, this requires Brother Huan to get out of the horse, estimate the time, before she leaves for the airport, call her, and ask her to go to the Beijing Hotel in person to set the box and menu, as for the airport, you don't have to go, let her dad take a taxi by himself, you also know the traffic conditions in the capital, set the box and menu, she can't go anywhere, sit in the box and wait......"

Ye Huan and the monkey stared at Zhang San in shock, as if they had only met him today.

"This ...... Is this still the same second thing as before? It's not going to be easy, is it? The monkey stepped forward and grabbed Zhang San's face vigorously and pulled it long.

Zhang San patted away impatiently: "Lao Tzu has always been obscure before, if he is wise and foolish, you can't catch up with this kind of realm." ”

Ye Huan thought about it carefully, and then smiled: "Don't say it, this method is quite reliable, if the implementation process is correct, tonight's level can really be mixed up, haha, old guy, just wait for the disaster to fall from the sky at the airport......"

The monkey hesitated: "Brother Huan, the three of us are here to discuss and calculate your father-in-law, is it too grandson?" ”

Ye Huan nodded, and sighed bitterly: "The way of the villain, I have to do it as a last resort, I will do what my grandson did today, but if I don't take it as an example, we must be noble in the future!" ”

Zhang San looked up to the sky and sighed: "I've been noble for a week, and today I broke my ......."

kicked it hard, Ye Huan scolded: "Hurry up and go to the airport to grab the bag, hurry up, you will go back when you are done, no one will stop you." ”

Zhang Sanyi slipped out of the door.

The monkey said eagerly: "Brother Huan, can I do something?" ”

Ye Huan nodded calmly: "Assign you two tasks......

"You say." The monkeys are gearing up.

"First, look for a photo of Gao Jianguo of the Jiangnan Provincial Public Security Department on the Internet, and then send it to Zhang San's mobile phone, don't let these two goods rob the wrong person, second, when Zhang San finishes his work, you will catch him and beat him up when you turn around, Lao Tzu's father can't be screamed in vain."

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