"Master, set up a stall at the entrance of our courtyard to watch palmistry?" I asked a Taoist priest on the side of the road, who was sanctimonious and fairy-like like a crane, "Are you accurate, just come here to fool people?" Is the Tao enough? ”

The Taoist priest was wearing a blue Taoist costume and a hat, he looked like he was in his 50s, his face was wrinkled, his dark earth-colored skin, his chin was located, and he had a long goatee, he heard my words and looked at me very suspiciously. I don't know why.

I smiled and reached out and tugged at the priest's beard, it felt quite hard, and the priest's face made a very painful expression.

"Alright, don't pretend, you goatee. On the road over there, buy one get one free for 10 yuan and get a roll of double-sided tape. Then I pinched the Taoist priest's face again, "Well, the wrinkles on your face are still real, but you change your beard, why are you so hard?" Make no mistake, you're so tightly glued, it's so much trouble for you to pick it up when the time comes. And your clothes, 50 yuan outside, what kind of gossip are you putting in front of you, red drawings, bamboo tubes, and signs, and the ancient blue book, it wastes a lot of your work, if you can't meet the object you want to fool, don't you say you're losing? ”

Speaking of this, I lit a cigarette and touched the small earrings on my ears, "I can't say anything, people are pretending to be blind to show people what to do with palms, you are more advanced, pretend to be dumb, you pretend to be dumb, how to fool people, don't fool people, how can people be fooled, people are not fooled, how do you make money, you say yes, get it, don't pretend to be dumb, speak." Bar"

After listening to my words, the Taoist priest nodded thoughtfully, "Young man"

"Huh?" I lowered my head, then heard his words, looked up at him, and smiled, "That's right, it's boring to pretend to be dumb, you can't write by hand, right, don't smoke?" ”

The Taoist priest shook his head, "You must have just experienced something of great compassion."

"Damn, you curse me. Is it? "I'm a little angry" to tell you Ang, Taoist, I have been counted once since I was in school, since then, I saw the fortune teller and got angry, either you go now, or I call the city manager, it's really not good, I'll give you this stall to smash, how much, I'll compensate you, okay" I pointed to the fortune-telling tools in front of him, "Okay, okay, quickly put it away, don't fool people here." ”

"I'm not a fortune teller, we are a Taoist Taoist, passed down through the descendants of Zhou Yi's ancestors."

"Less fart, isn't a turtle a turtle when it wears a vest?"

The Taoist priest touched his beard again, "Young man, look at your face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, fair skin, there is a faint dark color in the acupuncture points in the middle of the person, Yintang is slightly red, think about it, some time ago, you must have experienced something very unpleasant, is what the poor Taoist said right?" ”

I paused for a moment, and then muttered in my heart, it's really fake, follow me. What does this Taoist priest mean? How did he know, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say all of them, "Daoist, I'll tell you Ang." Don't blind me, you're not right. ”

The Taoist priest smiled, "Can you reach out and lend me a look?"

"Dark" I threw the cigarette on the ground and stepped on it, "I'm still addicted, I'm asking you to leave our door and go to other communities to fool people, you know." I said, pointing to his stall, "If you don't leave, I'll smash your stall." ”

The Taoist priest ignored me, reached out and grabbed my hand, "Wait".

I originally wanted to pull my hand back, but who knows, the Taoist priest's strength is so great, I pumped it twice, but I didn't pull it out, for the sake of face, I can't react too much. I thought to myself, just show him and take a look, anyway, Lao Tzu just came out of the Internet café and rushed the last 10 yuan to the Internet to rush the members. If you ask for money after reading it at that time, it means that you don't have money, and you won't give it to you.

The Taoist priest looked at it for a moment, then nodded, and reached out to stroke his beard. He also talked to himself and smiled at every turn.

"I said, you're a tumbler, you're always nodding your head."

"Young man, before you, your feelings were frustrated, then your friendship was frustrated, and then your studies were frustrated. Even, once had the idea of suicide, is it right or not. ”

I stood still, and suddenly I didn't know what to say, thinking about my former girlfriend, now in my wallet, still with her picture. Recalling that when she hugged my arm and sweetly called me husband Liuliu, her eyes were sour, and I couldn't control it.

The Taoist priest stretched out his hand and pointed to the small stool on the ground, "Come, sit down." Draw a lot. I'll show you the way and I won't take your money. Rest assured"

I thought about it, and then I sat down, and I wouldn't die anyway.

The Taoist priest looked at me and sat down, and then smiled very fairyly, "Tell me about your recent situation and your troubles, and tell me." I'll see how to break it. After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he looked at me and didn't speak, and then smiled, "You and I haven't met before, so you don't have to be so upset, and you don't have to be so cautious, but tell me what happened to you." It will be broken."

I glanced at the Taoist priest, and then sighed, "When I was in high school, I didn't study hard, but the test score was too low, and I didn't even have the opportunity to fill in the volunteer, and I started to feel nothing. My family was also anxious about my schooling, and I was under a lot of pressure. Recently, the atmosphere at home has not been good, and now it's October, and there is no place to go to college. ”

"Emotionally, it was my girlfriend who misunderstood me and didn't listen to my explanation at all, I called her for a month, sent a text message for a month, and ignored me. She didn't talk to me at all, and then her brother called me like crazy and threatened me. Her brother is a gangster and the captain of the Public Security Bureau. I was depressed, because her sister didn't live with me, and I was so sad that I was going to die. As a result, his brother also said that if he saw me again, he would kill me and so on, that I had failed her sister, that he knew his sister. Now when I call, her brother answers, and when he answers, he scolds me. Or just threaten me. I'm innocent, but now all the fingers are pointing at me. Therefore, I also asked for my surname and gave up completely. ”

"In terms of friendship, the brothers who swore by us in high school are now less in touch, and there were more at the beginning, but now there are fewer and fewer. Everyone is going their separate ways, and when they are not together, the feeling is much lighter. I think about the past, and it's sad."

Saying this, I was depressed again, so I picked up a cigarette and lit it.

The Taoist priest reached out and took the cigarette away from my mouth, "Don't smoke it yet, so be it, I'll give you a hexagram." You draw a lot. I don't take any money from you, but after you've done the math, if it's fulfilled, you only need to do one thing for me. Do you think it's okay? ”

I thought about it, anyway, I don't have anything to lose, and my Wang Yue seems to be talking and doesn't count, so I stretched out my hand and shook the stick, a stick, and it fell to the ground.

The Taoist priest picked it up and signed it, looked at it for a while, and then smiled. Reaching out and continuing to touch his beard, he began to nod his head, "In a day, it will definitely come from time to time." ”

"It's really fake," I said indifferently, "I don't have any money for you, and it's useless to say nice things." ”

The Taoist priest shook his head, "Don't take a penny, child, remember my words, within a day, it will definitely come to work." ”

I looked up, "What if I don't turn around?" ”

"No loss to you." The Taoist priest said very casually, "But I said, within a day, you will start to transfer." I have a word of advice for you, what happened before, in the past, let it go and let it take its course. ”

I thought for a moment, "Okay, for your sake, I won't say anything about you." I won't drive you away today, if you can't tell you within a day, then I will see you and smash your stall. ”

The Taoist priest continued to nod like a tumbler, "What if it comes true?" ”

I spread my hands out, "You say, if it is fulfilled, what needs me to do, you say, as long as it is not illegal, anything can be done." ”

The Taoist priest smiled at me, "If it comes true, I only need you to help me with one thing."

"Say"

The Taoist priest looked around cautiously, and then put his mouth to my ear in a tone that he was going to say something about a state secret, "In the south of the city, in the commercial street, at the entrance of Xujia Hutong, there is a fortune-telling monk. Around 50 years old. At noon, when there were many people, he smashed his stall. Can? ”

"I'm grass, are you still a Taoist?" I'm a little incredible: "Did I hear me wrong?" ”

The Taoist priest shook his head: "You just have to do it." Can? ”

I smiled helplessly, and wondered in my heart, what kind of hatred does this monk and Taoist priest have, but since it has come here, anyway, I promised to forget it first, and I don't necessarily have to go." That's it, if there is no transfer, then you'd better pack up your bags and leave, and don't let me see you from the gate of our family home again."

The Taoist priest smiled, "Naturally." ”

I turned around and was about to leave, then I suddenly remembered something, turned my head again, and looked at the Taoist priest, "Taoist priest, why do you have to get along with that monk." ”

The Taoist priest sighed very seriously, "Now the competition in the industry is too fierce, and fake and shoddy copycat products emerge in endlessly. Genuine versions like ours have been pirated and bullied. What's even more hateful, now I'm actually a pirate. Therefore answer this to me. I'll help you break that luck of yours. Do you hear that?"

"Grass, this is a fortune teller, too." With that, I turned around and started walking. As I walked, I laughed, "Haha, it's interesting, it's new, it's really every year." ”

After I walked a few meters, the Taoist priest smiled from behind and shouted, "Destined person, in three years, I will be here and continue to count a hexagram for you." Remember our agreement. Cause and effect cycle, remember. ”

I ignored the Taoist priest, walked downstairs to our house, turned around, and the Taoist priest was no longer at the door, and went upstairs. Open the door and go home.

The old lady prepared a table of sumptuous meals. And it's a lot of fun. Humming a song in the kitchen.

"Mom. I'm back, what's the matter today, did I win five million, or I lost my phone, so many meals. ”