Zhou Xiaochuan always thought that the old turtle was proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and it was just lying. But that doesn't seem to be the case now. No

After that, he didn't dwell on this matter, but said: "Since you are literate, then I will save trouble." You go and see for yourself first, and I'll take a sip of water. It's really hot. So he went to pick it up

A large cup of cold water, tilted his head and poured it down, and drank it heartily.

When Zhou Xiaochuan drank enough cold water, the old turtle also finished reading these dozens of Li Yuhan's preferences.

Zhou Xiaochuan, who returned to the table, asked, "How is it, do you feel anything?" ”

"Yes." The old turtle raised his head and said with a serious face: "The words you wrote are really ugly, just like a ghost drawing a peach talisman." I advise you to take the time to practice calligraphy, with my careful guidance, I believe that your improvement speed will be very fast......"

"Who asked you how I wrote it? What I asked was, for Li Yuhan's preferences, do you have any creative ideas for gifts? The black line on Zhou Xiaochuan's face was criticized by a turtle for not writing well, which was really embarrassing. If it is known by those who like to go to the platform, maybe Zhou Xiaochuan will be charged with 'losing the face of all mankind'.

When he said this, Zhou Xiaochuan did not forget to put away the small notepad that made him embarrassed. Of course, he didn't forget to whisper two sentences for himself: "Although my character is not as good as a calligrapher, it is also good." When I was in college, I was the best writer in the class. How did it come to your mouth, but it was devalued as worthless? ”

Regarding Zhou Xiaochuan's defense, Lao Gui turned a deaf ear, and just answered the question he raised earlier: "Don't say, after synthesizing Li Yuhan's preferences, I really have a good gift idea." ”

Zhou Xiaochuan suddenly forgot the embarrassment just now, and hurriedly said: "Let's hear what kind of creativity it is." ”

"Come with your ears." Obviously, Zhou Xiaochuan was the only one in this room, but the old turtle still insisted on whispering. Because in its opinion, those powerful military advisors and strategists are all whispering in the ears of their lords when they give advice. Isn't that how it is played on TV?

In desperation, Zhou Xiaochuan could only fulfill the old turtle's wish, put his ear to its mouth, and listened to its secret words.

After listening to the old turtle's story, Zhou Xiaochuan frowned slightly, and asked with some hesitation: "Are you sure this method can be done?" Such a gift can make Li Yuhan satisfied and let her forget her troubles for a while? ”

The old turtle said with a little dissatisfaction: "Give me some confidence, okay?" Anyway, I'm also a talented and intelligent military advisor! ”

Zhou Xiaochuan's frowning brows did not stretch out because of this, and he said suspiciously: "I see that the method you gave has a key factor related to success or failure: the piano." The problem is, I don't know how to play the piano at all. ”

The old turtle looked relaxed: "What does it matter?" You can't learn it. ”

"Learn? You're saying it lightly. Zhou Xiaochuan smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You know, this Saturday is Li Yuhan's birth." I didn't believe that in just a few days, I was able to learn the piano. Even if Beethoven is reborn, it is impossible to learn so quickly, right? ”

The old turtle said confidently: "It's a matter of people, although in a few days, you can't reach a high level of attainment on the piano, but it can still be used to deceive the little girl." What's more, all you need to practice is one song. I believe that under the careful teaching of me, a master who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I will definitely succeed. ”

Seeing that the old turtle was so confident, Zhou Xiaochuan was also moved. However, there is still a question in his mind: "But what should I do with this practice?" You're not going to let me buy a piano and come back, right? With my meager savings, I'm afraid I can't afford to buy a piano, right? ”

The old turtle laughed, with a 'you are so old-fashioned' expression, and said: "Where do you need to buy any piano, as far as I know, there are many pianos."

There is a piano rental business in the industry. You can go to the piano shop and pay a lot of money and use their piano to practice. Don't tell me you don't even have the money to practice. In that case, I'm out of the question. Who made you yesterday afternoon

Pretend to be in HD, don't want the bank card that the middle-aged human gave you. ”

"I helped, I didn't want to see an old man cry for his children and grandchildren in his twilight years, but not for any money! I'm here

Personally, he may not have any great ambitions, but he still has the morality of being a man! When saying such a righteous and awe-inspiring sentence, Zhou Xiaochuan still regretted it a little in his heart: "If I had been thick-skinned yesterday, I would have accepted it."

Just set up that bank card, there are 100,000 yuan in it, enough for me to make a down payment on a house. In that case, we will be able to bring my parents out of the mountains as soon as possible......"

After being silent for a moment, Zhou Xiaochuan threw out all these chaotic thoughts in his mind, and then said: "It's a good way to go to the piano shop to practice." While it was still early, I went out and looked around to see where the piano shops were. ”

"I'll go with you, and you can just walk the turtle. In this room, I was almost suffocated to death after staring at this talkless black dog all day. Hearing that Zhou Xiaochuan was going out, the old turtle hurriedly made a request.

Zhou Xiaochuan did not refuse, nodded and agreed: "Cheng, you can go with me, anyway, to buy pen, ink and paper and choose a piano shop, I have to let you, a 'professional turtle scholar', give some advice." ”

"Great." The old turtle cheered, and hurriedly followed Zhou Xiaochuan's outstretched hand and climbed onto his shoulder.

"Hey, wait......" Zhou Xiaochuan suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at the old turtle, and said suspiciously: "As far as I know, the qin in the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting should refer to the guqin, right?" How did you come to you and become a piano? ”

The old turtle laughed twice and replied, "What, these two are both pianos, almost ......"

Zhou Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "This can be about the same?" Aren't nuns and monks the same? ”

The old turtle thought thoughtfully: "Don't say it, this nun is really similar to a monk." They are all monks, they are all bald, and they all love to release turtles......"

"......" Zhou Xiaochuan's face was covered with black lines again, and he really didn't know what to say. (I need everyone's support during the new book period, please don't be stingy with the tickets in your hands, and throw them at me!) ）