Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Old Taoist's Tail Line
As soon as Zhang Yangshen said this, Bai Meng couldn't help frowning, could this old Taoist priest still entangle himself?
He Pet also laughed when he heard this: "Old immortal, what are you doing with Bai Meng?" His family didn't eat or live, but it wasn't fun. ”
"He's funny." Zhang Yangshen's answer was simple and straightforward.
Bai Meng coughed: "Mr. Zhang, I really don't have time to learn martial arts, and I'm not suitable for my age, right?" ”
"Not big, not big!" Zhang Yangshen smiled and said, "Martial arts is not about practicing acrobatics, you have to start from a young age." The child's bones have not yet grown, and if they are trained a little inappropriately, they will become deformed. Your age is just right, Li Cunyi, the master of Xingyi, started learning boxing at the age of twenty, and Shang Yunxiang learned even later. If you are too young, you may not be able to understand some of the things in martial arts. ”
It was the first time Bai Meng had heard such an opinion, and He Chong heard his grandfather say that this Zhang Yang Shen was a big master, and couldn't help laughing: "Old immortal, Bai Meng doesn't learn, can you teach me well?" ”
"Okay, you go and squat first, and when your temples bulge, I'll teach you." Zhang Yangshen said very simply.
"Ugh! Well, I don't have time. He Pet said.
He knows that when he practices boxing to the point where his muscles and bones are strong, his temples will bulge, and he can be regarded as entering the Ming Jin Entry, and a talented person will practice hard day and night, and it will take two or three years, and he will have to squat on a horse, he can't bear such hardships.
Hearing these requests, I had to shake my head and smile bitterly: "We modern people are not committed to martial arts, without these time, I understand your kindness, I really can't learn." ”
Zhang Yangshen's eyes rolled, and he smiled slyly: "Who is going to accept you as an apprentice, I am looking at the picturesque scenery and fresh air of this city, and I want to live here for a few days, and borrow your house to rest." ”
"I don't have a place to live." Bai Meng stiff way.
"It's okay, I'll solve it myself, what kind of neighborhood is your home, I'll make a call." Zhang Yangshen actually took out a mobile phone from his arms.
When Bai Meng and He Chong saw this scene, they instantly felt extremely disobedient. An old Taoist priest with white hair and white beard suddenly took out a note2 with a Samsung large screen from his arms, and the desktop was still a hot girl in a bikini, this scene really made the two feel very weird.
Zhang Yangshen's mobile phone is still very proficient, and he can also take pictures, go to the web, and brush **, where can you imagine that this is a hundred-year-old person, after replying to a few messages, he said to Bai Meng: "Where are you, I'll call a few apprentices to make arrangements." ”
Bai Meng really couldn't, so he had to report the name of his community. People have sacrificed their apprentices and grandchildren, an old man of more than 100 years old, he and children have a heart, but they can't disrespect him, Tianshimen can be regarded as the oldest inheritance of China's Taoism, from the Eastern Han Dynasty to the present to the sixty-fourth generation, and recently it has gradually prospered.
Zhang Yangshen said a few words casually, then hung up the phone and said to He Chong: "Just drive, just go directly to Baimeng's house." ”
He Pet glanced at Bai Meng helplessly, Bai Meng also nodded helplessly, and the car drove towards Bai Meng's house.
When I arrived at the door of my house, there was a moving company's car about to leave, and the car was followed by a small couple living in a unit next to my house.
The Baimeng community belongs to the urban-rural junction, the land price is cheap, and many of the original residents have moved out, and many outsiders have moved in. For example, there are four families on the floor of Baimeng, except for his family and the Li family, the remaining two families are people who come here to work from other places.
Therefore, Wang Youlan will worry that Li Ling will return late, that is, this area is too chaotic, and it is easy for her daughter to be in danger when she comes back late.
This couple has also lived here for a long time, and seeing them move away suddenly, Bai Meng glanced at Zhang Yangshen, and secretly said that it wouldn't be such a coincidence, right?
I couldn't help but step forward and ask, "Brother and sister-in-law, why did you suddenly move away?" ”
The woman said happily: "There are two Taoist elders who say that there is a demon ...... in the house where we live."
"You're still so happy with demons?" Bai Meng couldn't help but be stunned, he didn't expect this disciple to play the trick of pretending to be a god.
"Listen to me!" This woman and Bai Meng are also familiar with each other, and she has a good impression of this kind and polite child, and this matter is new, so she holds back the urge to talk to people, and she makes things clear as soon as she opens her mouth.
It turned out that the two of them were sitting at home, when the two Taoist leaders knocked on the door and came out to say that there was a demon in his house, and that they were going to requisition this room for the safety of others, and they had to do 7749 days of rituals to remove these "dirty things". The young couple was naturally unwilling, so the two asked that the two were contracting the canteen at Ducheng University, and they simply rented a partial set of orders near Ducheng University for the two of them, and paid a year's rent.
Ducheng University is located in the downtown area of Ducheng City, and the couple endured more than half an hour of travel every day to live here because the rent here is cheap. Now someone lives in a suite over there for him, and there are still dirty things in his own house, so he doesn't have to think about it, so he naturally agrees.
"You're not worried they're liars?" After Bai Meng heard what the woman said, he still scratched his head, a little confused.
This bad thing turned into a good thing, and anyone has doubts.
"Of course I doubt it!" The woman said, "But they are from the Taoist Association, or the comrades of the police brought them, and they also signed a contract to bear all the moving costs...... Hey, we'll go first, maybe we'll be your neighbors in a year! ”
They don't think they can afford to buy a house in the city center after a year of struggle, and maybe they will have to go back to the cheap house here after this year. The two got into the moving company's car and waved goodbye to Bai Meng and some fellow villagers who came out to help.
Seeing them leave, Bai Meng returned to Zhang Yangshen and praised: "Your apprentice is a good method, in less than an hour, the move has been completed." ”
He Pet does not have any different colors, these religious organizations do not seem to be real power organizations, but they are inextricably linked with government departments and officials at all levels, people have money these years, and they don't want to lose what they get, and who doesn't have a little bit of a bad heart? There are more things to pray to God and worship Buddha, whether it is temples, Taoist temples, incense, and flourishing, there is money and power.
Is there anything that the money has the power to do that can't be done these days? It's just a move.
"I don't know, but it should be done! I can keep them from bullying. Zhang Yangshen nodded as if it was an ordinary trivial matter, and beckoned the two of them, "Come with me upstairs to see how the arrangement is." ”
The moving company left, but saw that there were still a few big cars parked downstairs, printed with the logo of the Chinese Taoist Association, and they should be arranging a house for Zhang Yangshen.
He Pet was also curious, and went upstairs with Bai Meng and Zhang Yangshen. When I arrived on the fourth floor of my house, I saw a lot of people watching a group of Taoist priests of all sizes decorate the room, and there were really a lot of things going in and out.
Bai Meng glanced at it and saw that his mother Li Ru, Wang Youlan, Li Ling and others were also watching from the crowd, and with such a big movement, of course they would all be on the same floor.
"It's the first time I've seen so many Taoist priests appear at the same time!" Li Ru saw Bai Meng and whispered.
"Mom, I don't know if it's the master or the old monster of which generation." Bai Meng pointed to his mother to see Zhang Yangshendao.
Li Ru's eyes lit up when he saw Zhang Yangshen, and he complained to Bai Meng: "How can you talk like this kid, look at this Dao Elder Immortal Wind Dao Gu, you should respect him." If you look at his white beard, I'm afraid he must be seventy or eighty years old, but he doesn't walk at all without breathing. ”
"There are more than a hundred...... Bai Meng said sullenly, because he found that Zhang Yangshen had changed a whisk out of nowhere, held it in his hand and walked upstairs slowly.
"More than a hundred?" Li Ru said in surprise, then patted his chest and said with a sigh of relief, "With this old fairy here, I am not afraid of any dirty things." ”
Bai Meng and He Pet glanced at each other, and saw that the people around them all looked the same, and they were not interested in laughing at the old naughty boy pretending to be a god stick to deceive people, and Qi Qi asked, "Is there really anything dirty?" ”
"I know you kids don't believe it!" An old lady standing on the crutch said, "You see that the little couple has moved out in a hurry, which means that there must be something bad." ”
"I feel that my vest is cold these days, it turns out that there is really evil." Someone next to him picked up the stubble.
"Yes, I feel the same way, and at night I will hear the sound of steel balls rolling down, my house is the top floor!"
Suddenly, a group of old men, old ladies and aunts began to talk about it, Bai Meng knew that the Taoist Association had finished a good hand, and first persuaded the young couple to move away, and then they were sure that there were dirty things, and then these people were suspicious and suspicious, and they really believed it!
"I can't imagine that modern technology is developed, and there is still a market ......for these things," Bai Meng shook his head and sighed.
"Forget it, you can ask for more blessings, this old guy is not only very good at eating, but also has a lot of skills." He Pet patted Bai Meng on the shoulder sympathetically and left first.
This is a middle-aged Taoist priest with a righteous face who came out and introduced Zhang Yangshen to everyone: "This is our uncle and ancestor Master Zhang Yangshen, who is more than 100 years old this year, and is the authentic descendant of the Heavenly Master's Dao. ”
"Thank you, Master." A crowd shouted in unison.
The middle-aged Taoist priest helped Zhang Yangshen into the house, closed the door and whispered, "Uncle Shi, is the room satisfactory?" ”
"Yes, yes, in three days, bring the "Twelve Classics of Wonderful Products" you sent, and I will help you annotate." Zhang Yangshen said casually, sitting on the sofa, looking at the void and not knowing what he was thinking.
The middle-aged Taoist priest was overjoyed when he heard this, and said again and again: "Thank you, Uncle Shi, thank you, Uncle Shi, my master said, what do you need, just mention it to us, and our association also has a villa in the suburbs, if you don't like this house, you can ...... it."
"I'm tired, stand down." Zhang Yangshen suddenly closed his eyes and was silent.
Seeing that this old immortal was so moody, the big and small Taoist priests didn't dare to get angry, and bowed down and retreated.
After they left, Zhang Yangshen found a game of Go, and played it in black and white, and I don't know how long it took, but it was already dark, and Zhang Yangshen still seemed to be able to show things in the dark.
He let out a sudden sigh after another drop, soothing the game.
"You've grown faster than I could have imagined...... But those people will find you, too! Injection...... Injections......"
Fingers tapped lightly on the room, the sound was not there, but like the morning bell and the dusk dew drum, echoing in the room.