Chapter 782: Drunken Madness
At the reception banquet of Jiang Feng and others, Comrade Jiang Feng, who took office in the new section, once again let everyone know why people can be sent as sharp soldiers, more than 40 third-level units, the leader of each unit lined up according to the order number of each unit to toast Jiang Feng, Lin Hongxiang and Ran Zhixin, although one or two small cups are not big, but they can't stand many people, this is an authentic wheel war.
Lin Hongxiang is a lesbian, she has privileges, and she can not drink it, but Jiang Feng and Ran Zhixin are different, they are both old men, and people are just fixing you, if you don't drink it, it will not give face, and it has been a mess all morning, and it is hard to calm everyone's emotions, how can you not drink it now? . Or how many people you drank at the beginning, and then you didn't drink anymore, what does this mean? Do you have prejudices against a few comrades who came after? Although Jiang Feng does not believe in wine as a character, as long as it is unveiled, Jiang Feng cannot wither, and he must hold on to the end.
How difficult it is to take a step forward, how can you retreat at will?
Since this is the case, there is no way, only those who come are not afraid.
This can make Jiang Feng and Ran Zhixin miserable, and Ran Zhixin insisted on clinking glasses with more than a dozen top leaders, then covered his mouth and ran away, causing laughter.
Jiang Feng is much stronger than Ran Zhixin in terms of alcohol consumption and physical fitness, and he is still at the best age of his life, of course he is not afraid of such a thing, even if he dies, he has to bear it.
Round after round, Jiang Feng did not refuse, all drank a full glass, and after drinking it all, it was more than four catties of wine, or uninterrupted, too urgent. Jiang Feng reacted a little when he drank more than two catties of Wuliangye in his fifties, but he still held it down. Neither in the stomach nor in the momentum flinched.
In the end, he actually supported the table with one hand and raised a glass with the other, his face was purple and full of wine, but it was just one word, drink!.
Finally, the round passed, and the strength of the wine came up. Jiang Feng held on to the table and did not fall. At this time, everyone is happy and convinced, what is a leader, just rely on people's more than four catties of wine and do not run, this is the ability, this is the ability. That alone will lead you.
In fact, Jiang Feng is also stiff, his mind is still relatively clear, but his hands and feet are not very obedient, if Jiang Feng is more than 30 degrees and two catties, it will be no problem, but now it is really a little unbearable, but the mountains have been conquered. Just wipe up the spoils of war, how can you not make good use of this momentum?.
Jiang Feng held the wine glass, a pair of big eyes seemed to be dripping wine, and shouted loudly: "Who hasn't drunk it?" As the old saying goes, a village is not a village. Lao Tzu will not leave any behind".
No one spoke below, Jiang Feng nodded crookedly, burped, wiped his face fiercely, suddenly shook his head fiercely, and said viciously: "Tell you." No matter what the situation is ahead, Lao Tzu will never retreat or look back. Whoever wants to squeeze Lao Tzu away, watch your head!. I want to ruin Lao Tzu's future, I,, you, Mom".
The last four words Jiang Feng roared out word by word, and the end was deafening, panicked like a Buddhist lion's roar, and the crows and birds who scolded the entire restaurant were silent.
Jiang Feng continued to sneer and shrugged his shoulders and said, "Is it good to say that the director is in the chair?" If you want me to say that's good, it's very good. Who the wouldn't want to do it? You want to do something too, don't you, that's understandable. But "Jiang Feng burped again, almost vomited on the table, leaned crookedly against the wall behind him, the wine glass in his hand smashed on the ground and fell to pieces, the wine splashed on the ground, and the people around him were so frightened that they hurriedly dodged, but Jiang Feng was still undecided, stretched out his hand and pointed to draw a circle around, and his voice rose sharply: "Listen carefully to Lao Tzu, but the latter sentence, all listen to me, whoever the wants to be the director, but you have to wait, Lao Tzu hasn't done enough."
Everyone knows that Jiang Feng is deliberately playing drunk, but isn't there a sentence that is said well, spit out the truth after drinking, this is Director Jiang's heart, it seems that the events of the morning still left a very unpleasant impression in his heart, he held back at the time, and now he can't help it after drinking too much.
"What's wrong with the kids of the Authority? scolded the guy next door, I'm still a kid of the bureau, don't welcome it, tell you, even if Lao Tzu can't do it, but Lao Tzu can make those who are jumping and happy can't come up, if you don't believe it, let's try. Out of the Administration, Lao Tzu can still mix well, some of you can't find a home when you go out" Jiang Feng picked up the wine bottle on the table, took another sip, rubbed the residual wine at the corner of his mouth fiercely, and shouted: "Today, Lao Tzu is very unhappy, I didn't experience the warmth of the big family, don't you all say that the management bureau is in the same vein?" Where did Lao Tzu's vein go? Are you arteries or veins? ”。
"Scolding the next door" Jiang Feng scolded enough, and sat on the chair with a pop.
Lin Hongxiang knew that Jiang Feng's big drama was temporarily over, so she immediately pretended to be nervous and said: "Section Chief Bi, the director has drunk too much, quickly help the director go back."
"Mmmm" Bi Lixin hurriedly helped Jiang Feng and said, "Director, I'll send you back to rest for a while."
Jiang Feng pushed Bi Lixin away and pushed Bi Lixin into several chairs before he stood firm.
"Who are you?" Jiang Feng squinted, nodded incessantly, and whispered with disdain: "Who are you?" Who do you think you are and who am I? ”。
A hint of coldness flashed in Bi Lixin's eyes, he knew that Jiang Feng should not have drunk too much, this was beating him, and he was silent for a while.
"I can't answer, haha" Jiang Feng laughed heartily, got closer, put his arm around Bi Lixin's shoulder, lowered his voice and said with a mouthful of wine: "I tell you, no matter when I go, I will always be me, but you, not necessarily you!! ”。
Bi Lixin understood what Jiang Feng meant, this was threatening him and warning him.
The so-called I will always be me, that is, even if Lao Tzu can't be the director, he will return to the municipal system, and Lao Tzu will still be the head of the authority, but if Lao Tzu leaves in disgrace, there will definitely be no good fruit of your Bi Lixin, and you can't be Bi Section Chief anymore, it may be that there are many numbers in the yellow jacket in prison, so you don't have to be you.
This is threatening him, but Jiang Feng's words can only be heard by the two of them, and if he is drunk, he can't be considered a testimony in court. Everyone knew that Director Jiang had drunk several catties of liquor, how could he be sober, but Bi Lixin knew that Jiang Feng was letting him choose, once he chose to resist to the end. Jiang Feng will definitely knock him to the ground, and he will never be able to turn over.
"Director, you drank too much, I'll send you to rest." Bi Lixin made Jiang Feng out of a nourish sentence, which shows that this old boy did not refuse but did not agree. It needs to be reconsidered.
"I didn't drink much, what are you resting for?". Jiang Feng hiccups one after another, as if he might vomit at any time.
Lin Hongxiang held Jiang Feng's other arm and said with a smile: "Director, Director Ran has booked all the places, please go over and drink."
"Lao Ran invited me to drink? Good, good. Let him wait, I'll be there right away" Jiang Feng laughed, and this time he struggled to get up and walked out the door.
Bi Lixin and Lin Hongxiang supported Jiang Feng one left and one right, and the cruiser outside Feng Chong was already in place, and Feng Chong stuffed Jiang Feng into the car with three times and five by two. Lin Hongxiang followed closely and got into the car, and said to Bi Lixin with a low smile, "Section Chief Bi, please join Director Ran, you must greet the comrades well, and I will send Director Jiang back first."
"Well, Director Lin, please rest assured. Here, I will definitely cooperate with Director Ran to greet all the comrades."
As soon as the car drove out of the small red building in the security office, Jiang Feng patted Lin Hong's slender, tight and elastic thighs, and the old man shouted: "Smoke comes."
Lin Hongxiang was slapped on the thigh by Jiang Feng for no reason. Suddenly, he was slightly annoyed but helpless, and said coldly: "You're in the play, right?" Give you three seconds to come to your senses."
"Smoke comes !!" Jiang Feng raised his tone two more times, leaning crookedly on the seat, humming. It was as if I hadn't seen Lin Hong's expression.
"Neuropathy !!" Lin Hongxiang pursed her lips and scolded, but she still had to look for cigarettes for Jiang Feng. found a box of Hibiscus King, took out a hammer directly on Jiang Feng's mouth, and lit it very impatiently.
Jiang Fengba took a puff of cigarette, smiled slightly, and said vaguely: "Red makeup is a good comrade, but it's a pity that he looks too beautiful and too popular, so it's not good, it's not good."
Lin Hong's face flushed, and she turned her head and said coldly: "I'm not your daughter-in-law, use you to care?" Can you handle it? Take care of yourself."
Jiang Feng took another puff of smoke, nodded and shook his head back and forth like a tumbler, took a deep breath, and muttered: "Although it is beautiful, it is not as beautiful as my daughter-in-law."
"You're sick," Lin Hongxiang scolded coldly.
Originally, she was in a very happy mood, but Jiang Feng lost the atmosphere with a word, and Miss Lin's black jewel-like eyes glanced at Jiang Feng fiercely, looking at Jiang Feng's head drooping and holding a cigarette, the more she looked at it, the more angry she became, and said that I am not as beautiful as your daughter-in-law? Is the face not as good-looking as she was born, and the skin not as white as hers? Breasts not as big as hers? Butt without her? , or are the legs not as long as hers? A series of questions made Lin Hongxiang very annoyed, if it wasn't for Feng Chong in the car, Lin Hongxiang would have to ask one. Once Jiang Feng's answer is not convincing, unsatisfactory, or does not correct the wrong opinion, Lin Hongxiang has to drag Jiang Feng out of the car and kick him twice.
Now that Jiang Feng has drunk so much wine, he will definitely not be able to beat Lin Hong's makeup.
The more I looked at Jiang Feng's face, the more angry I became, but Feng Chong was there, and he couldn't drag Jiang Feng out of the car and kick it, the angry Lin girl suddenly pulled down the cigarette butt on Jiang Feng's mouth, opened the car window and threw it out of the window, and said let you smoke, I'll let you smoke, smoke you big-headed ghost!.
"Hmm" Jiang Feng snorted, and fell directly on Lin Hong's makeup, pillowing the slender and round long legs, and a big face was attached to Lin Hong's lower abdomen, soft and warm, full of elasticity, and the body fragrance floated into the nose, which smelled very good and very comfortable.
Lin Hong's makeup was stunned for a moment, and she didn't dare to move, her face was like red paper soaked in water, and her face, which was as white as water, was quickly dyed with a layer of red, and the light makeup that couldn't be dissolved was even more delicate than before.
Lin Hongxiang endured the toad crisp in her lower abdomen, her whole body was stiff, she didn't dare to move, she calmed down, pushed Jiang Feng with her little hand, and said coldly: "Get up, don't pretend to be drunk, I know you didn't drink too much, and then pretend to be careful and throw you down to feed the dog."
Jiang Feng didn't get up, not only did he not get up, but he twisted his body, and buried his head between Lin Hongxiang's legs, his arms seemed to be hugging his daughter-in-law, hugging Lin Hongxiang's waist, and between his nose and breathing, a stream of hot air sprayed directly in the forbidden area of Lin Hongxiang, making Lin Hongxiang's heart beat fast and nervous. The two extra-long thighs were repeatedly closed, tightly closed, as if they were about to close. But anyone who has studied biology knows that people's legs must not be tightly closed without a slit, and those who do not have a gap are aliens. So despite the pants blocking. But the breath of the river breeze still passed through, and the heat waves followed one after another, like a storm crashing on the shore, like a small river, moisturizing things silently, in short. Lin Hongmakeup was stunned, and she didn't know if it was the hot air from Jiang Feng's nose, or some other reason, Lin Hongmakeup felt itchy, damp, and uncomfortable.
Stupidly leaning on the back seat of the car, he didn't dare to move. The chest rises and falls, showing that the owner is extremely restless. Lin Hongmakeup dropped her eyelids and looked at the big nose deeply embedded between her legs, I don't know whether to be angry or angry, or something else, the only grievance is you, this guy, why is your nose so high? Why not a flat nose lying on your stomach. That way you can go in a little less.
Just when Lin Hongxiang was at a loss, "Director Lin, where are we going?" ”。
"Go to his house、、、 um," Lin Hongxiang paused and continued: "It doesn't seem appropriate to go to his house, Sister Lulu is afraid that she will not be happy to see him drink like this, go to the hospital, just hang up a bottle of water."
"Okay". Feng Chong agreed.
Let Feng Chong stir it like this. Lin Hongxiang's sanity recovered somewhat, and he groaned: "Don't go to the oilfield hospital, go to the people's hospital."
In the old days, it was good to go to the best oilfield hospital. But now they are all cadres of the oil field, and the oil field hospital is also the industry of the oil field, Jiang Feng goes to the oil field hospital today, and tomorrow it will spread throughout the oil field, saying that Director Jiang was put on the wine table and drunk poisoning. Let's go to the oilfield hospital to hang the water.
That would ruin Jiang Feng's reputation, and Lin Hongxiang looked at the big bad guy who was stuck between his legs and had fallen asleep. The heart says that this girl thinks about you everywhere. You can be a practicing girl. Today, for the sake of your unconscious drinking, I don't have the same knowledge as you, and when you are sober, I have to throw you on the ground and kick you twice!
Feng Chong drove the car to the gate of the People's Hospital, and said without replying: "Director Lin, I'll go register." Please wait".
After Lin Hongxiang snorted, Feng Chong jumped down and closed the car door, Lin Hongxiang was clear in the car, Feng Chong ran so fast, just because she was afraid that she would be too embarrassed, when she thought of this, Lin Hongxiang was very embarrassed, looking down at the slightly dark face, the little pink fist was raised and wanted to flatten the straight nose bridge, but the fist wind was pasted and couldn't bear it.
waved the powder fist fiercely in front of that annoying face, and after a few swings, it fell down, but it was not smashed, but it turned into holding the face with both hands, gently and gently groping slowly, brushing the hot forehead, scraping the thick sword eyebrows with the fingers, slightly rough cheeks, newly grown stubble, and the lips and hard chin that can drink and scold, and the hard chin, for a while, Lin Hongxiang couldn't figure out what he was feeling, and his mind became a pot of porridge.
"You are a good person, you are not shallow, I can tell you, if you don't get up again, I will really beat you" Lin Hongxiang wrinkled her upturned nose, frowned, and threatened Jiang Feng who was asleep in a low voice, and she didn't know if this was a warning to Jiang Feng, or if she was entertaining herself or suggesting to herself.
Jiang Feng was unmoved, he clicked his mouth twice, obviously sleeping more soundly, not only that, but slowly twisted his head, rubbing Lin Hong's thighs back and forth, as if looking for the most comfortable position.
At this time, although Feng Chong had already gotten out of the car, Lin Hongxiang had long forgotten the idea of pulling Jiang Feng out of the car and kicking it just now, pursed his pink lips, looked down at this big black face, and his light and silky hair kept sweeping his face, as if it made him very uncomfortable, and Lian Lian pulled it with his hands.
Watching his action, Lin Hongxiang muttered in a deep voice: "Domineering guy, just allow you to pilllow other people's legs, and don't allow other people's hair to harass you?" ”。
Having said that, Lin Hongxiang still quickly brushed her hair back of her head, revealing her fair and reddish cheeks, which was always so charming.
Lin Hongxiang took out a tissue and gently wiped away the saliva that seemed to drip from the corner of the man's mouth, and her movements were gentle and focused. Can you let it trickle down, how ugly it is to drip onto your pants, as if what happened to you, Lin Hongxiang comforted herself so much, in short, it was not to care about him.
Other people's men, even if you look at the mind, what's the point? Can you still become your own? What's more, this hateful guy is drunk unconscious, and said that no one dares his daughter-in-law to look good, I really don't know what his daughter-in-law looks like, and he can make the guy who drinks too much still remember it, it seems that Shang Tinglu really has a set, and the third year old really didn't cover it, but subdued this man.
Lin Hong's makeup was muttering in pieces, and she didn't move for a long time. When Lin Hongxiang found that her neck was already hurting, she remembered that this was sending someone to the hospital, where did the registered Feng Chong kid go? . Thinking of this, Lin Hong's face turned even redder, and she knew that Feng Chong, this kid, might not have gone to register at all, but deliberately hid out.
Looking at Jiang Feng's sleeping appearance, it seems that there is no need to hang up the water, so let's go back like this, it doesn't seem to be very good, in the end, Lin Hongxiang still decided to hang some water, at least ask for peace of mind, in case it is really poisoned, it will be really bad.