0389, Lu Xueqi
The next day, the world's major media rushed to report: "Country M is divided into four!" "Country M has become a vassal state of China! "China is against the sky! 》……
The media, public opinion, newspapers, and magazines all made the headlines on the front page, and what is even more amazing is that Mr. Barabbas, who is in charge of East M, soon made a televised speech around the world.
The general content is:
First of all, I apologize: I am guilty, our country M has done a lot of things to "bully men and women" in the past, and has bullied many weak and small countries, I sincerely apologize to you, but this apology does not include island countries!
The second is a statement: Country M is divided into four, and it is an honor to become a vassal state of China!
Thank you again: thank you to Marshal Zhang Lan of Huaxia for his letter to the contemptible people and let the contemptible people take on the heavy responsibility! Marshal Zhang is an immortal who emphasizes merit, and I think the future of country M will be better!
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As soon as Barabbas's televised speech came out, there was a global uproar, and there were basically two different voices: ", look at his good dog slave look!" ”。
There is also a voice that is: "Wow, where is Zhang Lan sacred, taming the unruly M people into obedience, idol!" It's really relieving, it's really enjoyable! ”
Immediately, major newspapers and periodicals began to publish commentators' articles discussing Zhang Lan. Of course, there are those who sing praises of virtue; There are also sarcastic and sarcastic.
There is nothing to praise virtue, the malicious ridicule of the newspaper was shut down by the country the next day, the president resigned, and the reporter who wrote the manuscript went to prison for 15 years!
Zhang Lan came forward and said: "Those who don't know are not guilty, 15 years is too heavy, let it be released after a few days!" I respect journalists, but even more respect the facts! ”
After the man was released, he felt that Zhang Lan repaid his grievances with virtue, and wrote an article "Zhang Lan is not a person!" This time the title seems funny. In fact, the content is all praise.
The article states. Zhang Lan deserves to be an immortal-level master. It is worthy of being a super master who can shock the world's "demons and monsters", the strong will tremble under his feet, and the world will stride forward under his guidance! ……
"Hehe, the son can be taught. Ah Feng, reward him with a myelin-washing pill! Zhang Lan read the "Taiwushi" newspaper and smiled at Qiao Feng with satisfaction.
After this incident, Zhang Lan became the brightest star in the world. Clear-eyed people know that in Huaxia, there is one person whose prestige even surpasses that of the Dragon Emperor, and he is Zhang Lan!
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Zhang Lan was quite satisfied with the performance of country M, and quickly selected the presidents of the three southwestern and northern countries and entrusted them with important tasks!
Subsequently, Zhang Lan effortlessly recovered Baodao and other Pacific islands, and Singapore, the Philippines, Han, and the DPRK expressed their views one after another. Willing to be a vassal state of China!
"Tony, you go and sign a contract with them on behalf of this seat!" Zhang Lan said to Tony.
Subsequently. The Dragon Emperor invited several other countries of the Eight-Nation Alliance: Country Y, Country F, North Soviet Country, Country D, Country P, Country X, and Country YD, and held a summit meeting in the capital Xuanguang Pavilion!
The meeting lasted for three days, and the result was the signing of unequal treaties in various countries!
Although several heads of state were very reluctant, Zhang Lan had a tough attitude: "Whoever doesn't sign the contract, I will lead troops to fight their country!" ”
These treaties are similar to the "Hua M Peanut Stool Treaty", and all countries have also become vassal states of China.
They felt that the Eight-Nation Alliance invaded China and was so happy, but now they have been reduced to vassal states together, how desolate, hey, God really likes to joke!
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"Hehe, those who know the times are Junjie! Presidents, one purple storage bag and one blue elixir per person! The storage bag contains good things, pills, treasures, and cheats that can help you become immortals; That blue elixir is a life and death talisman, and if you take it obediently, whoever is disobedient will be tortured! ”
The heads of state had no choice but to accept the storage bags and pills, and took the life and death charms one by one, not daring to resist!
"Haha, that's good! Each one of you, I will help you choose an assistant to jointly manage the country! Zhang Lan said with a smile.
The heads of state are very depressed, what kind of assistance, isn't it surveillance? But they don't dare to make irresponsible remarks, feeling that they don't feel like presidents but like workers?
Five days later, the global media exploded, and 11 countries had already become vassals of China! What's more, he said: "Huaxia wants to establish an empire on which the sun never sets? ”
The Chinese nation finally felt proud and swept away the haze and humiliation since modern history!
After the state affairs are done, Zhang Lan is going to be busy falling in love.
This time I was invited to Seoul in South Korea, my father-in-law invited me, I had to give him a face to help him grow a long face, and now the president of Han was personally appointed by Zhang Lan!
It's just that Zhang Lan didn't just bring Li Xiaoli this time, but also Lu Xueqi.
Three days later, bidding farewell to his wife, Zhang Lan came to Seoul.
The Li family was flattered this time, and the whole clan greeted each other for hundreds of miles, and they were so excited that they boasted that they didn't look away, Zhang Lan really soared!
Don't you know that most of them looked down on Zhang Lan's background at the beginning?
Waiting, waiting, attracting the attention of the media of various countries and the new president, but unfortunately they didn't wait for anyone......
Zhang Lan rode the overlord horse, dashing through the clouds, holding Li Xiaoli in his arms in the front, and a beauty around his waist in the back, it was Lu Xueqi!
"Oh, really, what airport are they going to? Hyo-ri, you drive a cruiser to pick up your grandfather and them! Zhang Lan touched Li Xiaoli's little face in his arms.
"Yes, husband!"
Lee Hyo-ri knew that his grandfather was showing off, and he was also dissatisfied with their obstruction, but he still took the license plate and drove to the airport.
"Xueqi, come to the front!" Zhang Lan turned around and carried Lu Xueqi into his arms in front of the horse, and walked leisurely in the clouds.
"Oops, you're dead, why are you hugging so tightly? Did someone agree to be your wife? Lu Xueqi struggled coquettishly, the soft white silk fairy clothes were smooth and flowing, clinging to Zhang Lan, although it was a struggle, but it was just a show.
"Ha gas"
Zhang Lan tickled Lu Xueqi's armpit, "It's not enough to tell you to talk!" ”
"Giggle...... Okay, isn't it okay to do the math? Lu Xueqi said to forgive.
Zhang Lan was overjoyed, hugged the beauty's little waist and said: "Oh, you look at how beautiful that cloud is, and then look at the high-rise buildings in Seoul below, the key is to hold the beauty, and it feels even more beautiful!" ”
"Poor mouth! …… yes, it's beautiful, why didn't I find it before? Lu Xueqi said.
"That's because you've been keeping your heart closed, okay, let me open your heart!" Zhang Lan said and stroked the pig's trotters to Lu Xueqi's heart.
"Oh, why is my heart beating so fast?" Zhang Lan was shocked.
"Take your hooves away, did I tell you to touch my breasts?" Lu Xueqi said coquettishly.
"Hehe, do you still need to be taught? You're still hard-mouthed, whose heart beats so fast? Oops, it's so soft, it's so comfortable! Zhang Lan kneaded her hands together, looking intoxicated.
Lu Xueqi didn't resist anymore, but shyly enjoyed it, she hadn't loved her with a man's touch for hundreds of years!
"Badass! It's so thick-skinned, Dandan and Bing'er were deceived by you like this, right? Lu Xueqi said with a smile.
"Hehe, how can it be called a lie? It's called two loves, hehe! Zhang Lan shamelessly touched Lu Xueqi's whole body.
"Stop, don't touch it!" Lu Xueqi covered her lower body and said.
"Uh...... What's wrong? Zhang Lan said.
"Let you succeed easily, you kid won't know how to cherish! In Seoul these days, if you coax me well, I'll give it to you! Lu Xueqi looked back and smiled coquettishly with the eyes of the fox spirit, fascinated by the person!
Zhang Lan almost couldn't help but ask the overlord to take the bow, after all, he was a true immortal, so he still held back.
"Okay, don't push back when the time comes!" Zhang Lan pouted and smiled.
"Oops, let go of your pig's trotters, Hyori's cruiser is coming!" Lu Xueqi felt the cruiser hurrying from behind.
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The cruiser is accelerating, and the Overlord is slowing down, so naturally it will quickly overtake.
The old man of the Li family rubbed his eyes and said to his granddaughter Li Xiaoli: "Who was the man who rode the horse just now?" ......" (To be continued.) )