Chapter Seventy-Six: The Generation Gap

You mean... Did the big one come from thousands of years ago? ”

"Baozi, that's not the point, I've seen a lot of people thousands of years ago, I mean the big one... Uh, Xiang Yu is your ancestor, Xiang Yu, do you know? It is the overlord of Western Chu. ”

I have to make this most disturbing thing clear to her first, I have been entangled in this matter for a long time that I am my ancestor.

After going through so many things, I couldn't believe it or not, she held her chin and asked after listening to my words, "Then what should my dad call him?" ”

It seems that Baozi saw that he was young and thin, and he knew that he was going up to the top of the generation.

I said, "Don't count on it, you have to call your ancestors when you take out your grandfather, you are not as simple as the four generations in the same hall and the third generation in the same house." ”

"That's... What about him? ”

I said, "Brother Yu doesn't know where to go now, I'm just going to let you understand." ”

Baozi squinted at me: "If I call the ancestor, you can't call me brother, right?" ”

I sighed: "This is the misfortune of marriage, most people get married and have more than seven aunts and eight aunts, I am good, there is one more ancestor, hey, I will call it brother, this is also close to your mother's family." ”

Baozi said carefully: "That... What do I have to call Zhang Bing? ”

"Zhang Bing, that's a misunderstanding, but the person who looks the same as Zhang Bing in history has to be called the ancestor, but he belongs to the stepmother's line, and if I talk about this matter in the future, it's time to talk about them."

Baozi turned his head and said, "By the way, who is Kezi?" ”

The second fool smiled: "I'm Jing Ke." ”

Baozi scratched his head and said, "By the way, you told me." Then you're really... Assassinate Qin Shi Huang that Jing Ke? ”

The second fool nodded.

Bao Zi said in horror: "I remember the fat man told me that his name is Yingzheng... Then he's not..."It seems that the history of Baozi is not a blank slate.

I nodded and said, "Yes, the fat man is Qin Shi Huang, don't worry, Kezi doesn't plan to kill him anymore." ”

Baozi looked at Master Li and said with a calm face: "Xiao Nan, it's your turn, let's be honest." ”

Master Li smiled apologetically: "Cousin-in-law, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hidden it from you for so long..." I guessed it, you are the person you played in the movie, Master Li! ”

Master Li said unnaturally: "I guessed right, cousin-in-law." I... The origin is not very clean. ”

Baozi walked over and grabbed her hand and said, "Don't say such things, everything in the movie is true, right?" You can't help it, you're a good girl. Master Li's eyes were full of tears, and he slowly leaned on Baozi's shoulder.

Baozi pointed at Mulan and said, "Hey." Don't tell me who you are, cousin, I guess, Hua Muli... Plus what you said because your father joined the army, you should be Mulan! ”

Mulan smiled, "Hehe." Buns are so smart. ”

Baozi seemed to be addicted to guessing people, waved his hand and said, "Don't say it, let me guess one by one." It's time for Liu Ji. Yikes. It's hard to guess.

Liu Bang said confidently: "At the beginning, my mother saw a dragon coiled on top. I am pregnant, so I have me, I still have a name named Liu Bang, haha, do you know who I am? ”

Baozi slapped his thigh: "I know, you have two sworn brothers, one is Guan Yu and the other is Zhang Fei, you are Taoyuan Sanjieyi!" ”

We: "..."

… Look, I'll just say, she has never got Liu Bang and Liu Bei right.

Liu Bang sighed and scolded: "Liu Bei, this stinky boy, steals my limelight, if you want to see him, you have to slap this grandson twice!" ”

I whispered to remind Baozi: "Liu Bang is Liu Bei's ancestor, the one of Hongmen Banquet." ”

Liu Bang sighed: "Taoyuan three righteousness, Taoyuan three righteousness, she really wants to know who I am, and my grievances with her ancestors will not be clear in a while." ”

Wu Sangui was so anxious that he stomped his feet again and again, and he suddenly came over and said: "Baozi, you don't have to guess, let me tell you, I am Wu Sangui who led the Qing soldiers into the customs." "Wu Sangui is so eager to confess his identity because these people in the house are either emperors or heroes, although Master Li's identity is not very glorious, he has not done anything treacherous, but Wu Sangui is different, the old man is sensitive, for fear that others will look down on him, so he is anxious to know Baozi's reaction to the name Wu Sangui.

Who knew that Baozi said blankly: "Wu Sangui? Don't say pseudonyms, say real names. ”

Wu Sangui said frantically: "This is my real name." ”

I reminded, "Do you know Chen Yuanyuan? ”

The fog on Baozi's face gradually opened: "Oh, that's the big beauty?" ”

I pointed at Wu Sangui and said, "This is Chen Yuanyuan's husband." ”

Baozi shook hands with Wu Sangui: "I'm glad to be happy, haha, how does it feel to marry a beautiful wife?" ”

Wu Sangui wanted to say something more, but I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, it's good to introduce it like this, what are you doing to lure the Qing soldiers into the customs and pass the buns, do you think she will care about this?" ”

Wu Sangui shook his hand with Baozi twice, his expression was in a trance, and he muttered in a low voice: "Sad, sad..."

Baozi looked left and right, and suddenly leaned back on the sofa and said happily: "I am a celebrity under the same roof!" ”

Wu Sangui said angrily: "Don't count me. ”

Baozi said to me: "When will the fat man come back from digging the grave, and the big one, where has he gone?" ”

Her waist said, "Let's go to bed tonight, have you forgotten that your husband just came from Longtan?" ”

Baozi said while going upstairs with me: "When you get up, you can tell me who those people are today?" ”

I turned back to everyone and said, "You all go to sleep, and I'll find someone to fix the glass tomorrow." ”

That night, I didn't go to bed early as I wished, and Baozi pestered me until the second half of the night, of course, this is understandable, because the people around us are so colorful, almost every name is a surprise, Baozi kept exclaiming: "Liangshan 54 good Hanye!" 54? "It turns out that San'er is Hu Sanniang?" "You said that the red-faced man today is Second Master Guan, why didn't he take a knife?" …

Then I fell asleep while talking, and I spent too much time with these people. It's like a boring programmer, and my wife is still talking to you about C++ in bed after a day's tasks, can you stand it?

When I woke up the next day, it was probably noon, and Baozi didn't like to sleep lazy, but I saw her obediently lying next to me for the first time, staring at me without blinking. I said furiously, "What do you think I'm doing?" ”

Baozi said quietly: "I had a dream yesterday. ”

"What did you dream about?"

"I dreamed that you told me that the big man was my ancestor, the fat man was Qin Shi Huang, and there was a lot of mess, what Liangshan heroes, several emperors, or something."

I was stunned at first. He laughed: "This dream is really bizarre enough, I can write a book." ”

Baozi said cautiously: "Actually, it's not a dream, right?" ”

I sighed and could only nod.

Baozi immediately got dressed and ran out of the bedroom. I yelled, "Why are you going?" ”

Baozidi's voice echoed in the corridor: "I'll go and talk to my cousin about the war back then..."

I shouted: "You can also talk to Liu Ji and Lao Wu about these things." ”

I sighed after the bun ran out, it was time to tell her, except for one thing: these people can only stay with me for a year, no matter what Xiang Yu is. Whether it's her ancestors, whether it's an emperor or a prostitute or a traitor, Baozi doesn't really care about this. She is a simple and emotional person. If she's unknowing. When the time comes, I can lie to her and say that they are going back, and they are all life and death. But at least it makes her feel less uncomfortable... Now, when that day comes, I really don't know what to say to Baozi.

In the next few days, we often talked to the fat man, and I also used all the power I could to find Xiang Yu's whereabouts, the originally inseparable five-person group was missing two people and always felt uncomfortable, according to what I thought, a man with more than 2 places riding a horse should not be difficult to find, but there was no news of Xiang Yu for a few days, it seems that he rode a rabbit to the barren mountains and mountains. (258 Literature Network only provides the full novel)

As for the other people in Yucai, it's roughly the same, in addition to teaching the children, the heroes are using their spare time to play crazy, these guys go to Singapore to participate in the competition, all of them are 10,000 yuan, and it is rare that they still have the consciousness of educating the next generation, and they have not delayed teaching, which has a lot to do with Yan Jingsheng's soft grinding and hard bubbles, when he knows that these people don't have much time, he stares at these people every day, who doesn't have a good class, he will definitely give you a good ideological education lesson, It is estimated that it will not be possible to throw the bandits back to the Liangshan rebellion of the year now.

Moreover, Yan Jingsheng also changed the customers in our place relatively collectively by changing the dormitory, so it will not be too chaotic if there is any situation in the future.

The artists are busy with creation, not to mention, Li Bai actually opened an interest group, specializing in teaching children who have this hobby to write ancient style poems, the interesting thing is that the four emperors, since they came, they often fart and talk nonsense together, I thought they didn't like to be lively, especially in the case of being emperors, I didn't expect the four brothers to be very iron, it may be that the high places were too cold before, so it was easy to have a chance to get together, Liu Bang sometimes came to talk to them, but he couldn't interject, The four of them have come down from generation to generation, and there is a generation gap with him, just like the current son chatting together, it is a truth that an old man born in the 50s will never be welcome to listen.

Erpang also often comes to Guan Erye to talk about the past, plus Cao Xiaoxiang on the shelf of Erfat's neck, and then Zhou Yu and Lu Su or something are the Three Kingdoms.

A very small part of the 300 soldiers of the army have returned to the place where they once stayed to deal with the aftermath, most of them have stayed in Yucai, since Yue Fei came, the Yue family army seems to really have a bit of a sense of disarmament, except that they have maintained a good military quality and military image, they have not appeared as a group of troops. However, this is not the same as "the hearts of the people are scattered, the team is not easy to bring", these 300 are still as close as 300 fetuses.

Today is the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, Yucai is already full of lights, we are ready to celebrate the New Year.