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Chapter 583 A Hero and a Fool

One day in early August 2032, Tianzhu, the capital of the New Song Dynasty, was like a great enemy, and everyone saw that an authentic UFO from space appeared in front of everyone. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info.

Just when the Tianzhu military was about to take off to intercept, UFO staggered for a long time, and finally landed on the square outside the city of the New Song Dynasty, and the level of landing was extremely poor, completely unlicensed.

When the new Song Kingdom was surrounded by heavily armed personnel, the door of the UFO opened, and the cameras of the whole world were aimed at this cymbal-shaped play in the square, and the aliens chose the new Song Kingdom, they opened their doors, and for the first time they were ready to communicate with humans, just when the news was broadcast live on countless televisions, they saw a person who was exactly the same as humans coming out of the flying saucer, with a sturdy body, casual clothes, and cloth shoes. Everyone thinks this person is very familiar, it is Chen Weizheng, Chen Weizheng of the New Xia Kingdom, Chen Weizheng is an alien?

Chen Weizheng walked out of the door, did not answer anyone, took out the phone and called.

"Komatsu is me, cousin." Chen Weizheng said: "I'm in the square, I'll help you deliver a gift." ”

"What did you say, cousin? That flying saucer at the door was a gift from you? Liu Songzhao shouted: "You wait, I'll come out immediately." ”

Rushing out of the office in three steps and two feet, grabbing a random car and heading straight for the square.

When the king arrived, the army dispersed automatically, and Komatsu came to the UFO, stopped the car, and jumped out of the car. Chen Weizheng also stepped down from the flying saucer, and the door of the flying saucer closed automatically.

"Is this a real thing?" Liu Songzhao pointed to the flying saucer behind Chen Weizheng and asked.

"Yes."

"You gave me a gift?" Liu Songzhao continued to ask.

"Yes."

"Cousin, where did you get this toy? It's alien stuff, god! , cousin, you won't be an alien, will you! Liu Songzhao was also confused.

"How could I be an alien." Chen Weizheng said: "It's true that I met aliens, they gave me this thing, I took it useless, I will do scientific research for you, and improve your copycat version of UFO." ”

"Cousin, you don't call in advance, look, make the whole people soldiers and make a mess." Liu Songzhao said.

"I want to play too, in this flying saucer, there is no cell phone signal. The first thing I do when I stop is call you. Who knew that the defense of your country was so close to home that as soon as I stopped, I surrounded all of them. Chen Weizheng said.

"Don't you know how long you've been hanging in the sky?" Liu Songzhao shouted: "Count yourself lucky, you almost didn't fly two missiles up and knocked you down." ”

Chen Weizheng laughed and said: "The first time I drove it, I didn't drive it well, I couldn't hold it a bit, this game is much more difficult than riding a bicycle." ”

Liu Songzhao told the guards that it was King Chen Weizheng who got the flying saucer from the aliens and sent it to the New Song Kingdom for dissection experiments, so there was no need to worry. For a time, the news that Chen Weizheng was able to get a flying saucer immediately spread all over the world.

Chen Weizheng invited Liu Songzhao to sit on the alien flying saucer together, and had a good time, Liu Songzhao readily agreed, boarded the flying saucer, and in full view of everyone, the flying saucer slowly rose, and landed in less than two minutes. Everyone knows that inside this thing, the current communication signal is completely blocked.

The media all over the world reported the news, Liu Yi and Aiko also saw this in Chen Village, Longshan, Hua Rong asked Liu Yi: "Auntie, where can Dad get a flying saucer?" ”

Liu Yi didn't dare to tell the truth, so he had to prevaricate: "I don't know very well, when your father comes back, you can ask him." ”

Zihua was already able to recognize people, and pointed to Chen Weizheng on TV and shouted: "Dad, Dad." Seeing Chen Weizheng ignoring her on TV, he was so angry that he pursed his lips and almost burst into tears.

"My sister doesn't cry, my sister doesn't cry." Hua Rong hurriedly came to coax her sister: "That's TV, you can see Dad, Dad can't see you." ”

Zihua is even more confused, why can I see my father, but my father can't see me?

Hua Zheng got the news and called Liu Yu as soon as possible, inviting him to go to the new Song Kingdom to see the new plays, Liu Yu immediately agreed, saying that if the new Song Kingdom could clone the genuine UFO, he would immediately replace the current copycat version.

When Liu Yu arrived in Tianzhu, Hua Zheng had already arrived, and there were still two cottage UFOs in the sky ready to land, one was Hua Chao's, and the other didn't know if it was Zheng Tiantian's or Ren Yao's. After a few minutes, I realized that it was Zheng Tiantian's, and Ren Xiaoyao had not finished class yet.

This time, even Ye Fengchun was alarmed, not long after, the cottage UFO that flew from the Chinese capital also arrived, Ye Fengchun began to count Komatsu as soon as he got off the plane, saying that Komatsu was the world's No. 1 profiteer, first sold the copycat version of the fire, hated to make a fortune, and then got an authentic version to make a fool, and asked the world's media to help him do a free advertisement. Liu Songzhao laughed and said: The third brother is discerning, and the little trick of the younger brother can't escape the eyes of the third brother. Ye Fengchun said: Your cousin is good, and he also helps you make a friendly cameo, how much is the appearance fee?

This time, even Chen Weizheng smiled and said: I am upside down. It was almost not knocked down by the new Song ** team with a missile.

At this time, the authentic UFO in the air was landing in addition to Xu, Ye Fengchun asked who was on it, Liu Songzhao told him that he was Huachao Huazheng, Liu Yu and Zheng Tiantian, and asked the pilot who had just learned to fly to take them up to feel the feeling.

"I'm going to feel it, too." Ye Fengchun said.

Chen Weizheng asked him to wait, and Tang Ruocheng and Zhang Zhengping would arrive in a while, and then they would go to heaven together to find their feelings.

Seeing Hua Chao, Hua Zheng, Liu Yu and Zheng Tiantian exchanging their riding feelings, Ye Fengchun was itching, looked at his watch three times a minute, and said five times, why didn't these two guys come. Seeing that Chen Weizheng was snickering on the side, he said to Liu Songzhao: "The third brother is a bit old. Liu Songzhao nodded and said: "More than fifty points, it's about the same, some rules in China are set very well, for example, retirement at sixty, really, as soon as people reach fifty, they begin to look old, and when they reach sixty, they will become completely old." ”

"So it's wise for me to retire at forty." Chen Weizheng said.

"Your fate is good, my forty-year-old son is only fourteen, and it is difficult to retreat." Liu Songzhao said: "Cousin, forty years old is the year of fighting, and my sister-in-law also helped you give birth to a little daughter. ”

"Out of the mountains? No! Chen Weizheng said: "What I am most interested in now is not state management, but spiritual practice, which is like playing a game and clearing customs, and it is a live-action version." ”

The two chatted here, and a few guys from Hua Zheng over there began to tease Ye Fengchun, telling him that this flying saucer was very fast, and the urine feeling was very strong, and it didn't matter if the young man urinated tightly, he couldn't do it at a young age, and if he didn't get it well, he would overflow urine, so scared that Ye Fengchun hurriedly went to the toilet.

When Ye Fengchun came back from going to the toilet, Liu Yu told him again that this flying saucer was a combat type, with such speed and great ups and downs, ordinary people couldn't stand it, and if they were old, it was estimated that they would vomit out the overnight meal. Ye Fengchun wanted to go to the toilet again and vomit first, but as soon as he moved, he saw the ill-intentioned faces of the four guys and the successful appearance of the conspiracy, knowing that he had almost fallen for the evil of the four boys, he grabbed Hua Zheng and slapped Hua Zheng's ass with lightning speed.

"Hahahaha!" The crowd burst into laughter.

Amid laughter, Tang Ruocheng and Zhang Zhengping's flying saucers began to land, and an Airbus circled in the air, and the Air Force reported that it was the landline of Singapore's President Lee Cheuk Sing.

As soon as Li Zhuoxing got off the plane, he began to complain: "You guys, you guys, you have money!" **。 It's all flying saucers, and I'm an Airbus. ”

Ye Fengchun said: "If you want one, I will sell you my one at a discount." ”

"You're going to think about it." The Singaporeans are not stupid, and said, "You gave me this one, waiting to buy the new cloning machine from the New Song Kingdom, right?" I'm not going to wait to buy a cloning machine! Besides, even if you buy it, your son buys it, and in the past, he sent his father-in-law to send local chickens, and now it is popular to send planes. ”

Ye Fengchun said with a smile: "This large number of people, all of them are human spirits, and I think you are stupid and can do this business with you, who knows, you can see through it." None of them are good people. ”

Everyone burst out laughing.

Ye Fengchun and the other four went to heaven to find a feeling, and Chen Weizheng and the others, under the leadership of Liu Songzhao, came to the VIP reception room of the flight base to sit down and drink tea. This base is the most advanced aircraft production base in the New Song Dynasty, with all kinds of facilities very complete, and the five-star level or above. Everyone is no longer a poor country, and they all take it for granted that this standard must be met. Among them, Zheng Tiantian is the most. He said that in his office in the New Tang Dynasty, there are four bear skins and one tiger skin, all of which are first-class furs, which are quite complete, without gun holes, and he feels different when he sits on a tiger skin chair in winter.

Hua Zheng asked him to send one to himself, but Liu Songzhao didn't want it directly, saying that the game was too hot and it was not suitable to be placed in Tianzhu. Liu Yu said that it is suitable to be placed in Seoul, but there are regulations in the new Han country that protected animal skins cannot be used as ornaments. Zheng Tiantian said that in the Bering Sea area, now because of the sparse population, polar bears have developed rapidly, and they have become more numerous to the extent of trouble, and they are no longer protected.

It's a good idea, and everyone agrees.

was chatting, Ye Fengchun rushed in first and said, "You four, who said that you feel enough to urinate?" Who said it would vomit, I don't know how comfortable it is, it's much better than that copycat version, do you know where we went for a walk? The capital of China, there is also a special trip to the Great Wall. Have you arrived? ”

I don't know who is talking below, and I continued: If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero, and you are a fool when you go to the Great Wall.