Sophie Marceau and Jennifer Aniston didn't get his criteria for picking women from Playboy in the end, because, even Playboy himself doesn't know, perhaps, not that he doesn't know, but sometimes a man is inevitably driven by the lower body, and some of his choices may not be made by the brain, and it's a shame to say it!

Although Playboy is the ultimate lover of beautiful buttocks, Yan is thin and fat, and he has all kinds of little lovers, so no one can know his selection criteria, of course, there is a little Playboy said in an interview that he doesn't like women who are too thin, and he is also against extreme weight loss like some supermodels, he said that it looks horrible.

After the Christmas holiday, the new year is here again, and Playboy's work plan this year is very full, and there are still three movies - "Twilight of the Twilight Zone", "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl", and "The Expendables 2", which has been urged by Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a long time, but in this second episode, Playboy has very few scenes, but it is a star-studded gathering, just like last year's "11 Oceans" starring Fa Ge and Andy, there are no less than ten superstars, of course, The most important thing is the explosion, gunfight, fight, drag racing and other most bloody and murderous man plots, which is the theme of "The Expendables".

In addition to the three movies, there are also records to be released in the summer, there are about two discs of English albums, there are about twenty songs in it, the style naturally includes all, at the same time, there are also Chinese and Cantonese compilation albums, Japanese and Korean single discs. Of course, the most important thing is to get the concert done this year, starting from next year's New Year's Day and continuing to the next year's New Year's Day. It is the schedule of 300 concerts on his global tour, and it is also known as a New Year's Eve and a cross-century concert.

And these are just the big schedules, small ones such as the shooting of commercials, attending charity events, various Vanity Fair cocktail parties, award ceremonies, etc., of course. Also included is the thing to do today, the record of Avril and Katy Perry, which is also the first solo flight after the two of them broke up the group.

Last year, Avril had already written her own lyrics and songs. Recorded a demo for Playboy, she has a strong tendency to fly solo, but she has been pressing Playboy until now, her voice change period has passed. The vocal cords were almost adjusted to the best condition, and Playboy just started to help her record this album, not for fairness or anything, Katy Perry also has enough conditions. The playboy recorded a picture of the two of them together, so that they could have a little competition.

Since it's a solo flight. It's going to be an instant hit, that's the playboy's wish. Both of them are rock and roll geniuses, and of course, there is nothing wrong with pop music, so Playboy has picked out some of their popular songs, including "Thebestdamnthing", "Grilfriend", "Idonthavetotry", "Nobodysfool", "I'mwithyou", "InnoCence", "WhenyouRegone", " ikissedagirl", "partofme" and so on.

The lyrics and songs are good, the two little girls are ready, and the next thing is the work in the recording studio, at half past seven in the evening, in the playboy's special recording studio, a large group of girls are watching the excitement, they just had a meal at the playboy's house, and there is no homework tonight, so they are crowded here to play.

The two main characters, Avril and Katy Perry, are auditioning before the start, and Avril is still muttering to the playboy in the microphone, "I'm annoyed, I can't eat enough, I'm growing my body, and you still have no humanity." ”

The playboy ignored her, the girls giggled, and Britney touched her waist, looking comfortable, "Oh, Avril, who told you to ask him to record it for you, like me, just find someone to record it." ”

Christina Aguilera answered coldly, "Foodie, you're still proud, I really think you're amazing." In other words, at last year's Grammy Awards, the two of them competed for the best female pop singer together, Christina Aguilera lost to this "junior", that angry, the relationship between the two people was not good, if it weren't for the fear of the dandy's sharp methods, the two of them would have been pinched a long time ago. …,

Britney giggled, twisted her body proudly, and made a sexy and sultry pose, "Envy and jealousy mean that you are like this now, and tell you, if you go on like this, sooner or later you will be dumped by the king." ”

Christina Aguilera seemed to have found a balance at this time, and also giggled, "You just want to, and I'm not afraid to tell you, even if you strip naked and send it to the door, your dear won't look at you, you know, you don't have any fun in this life." Britney couldn't help it this time, and snorted, "You! ”

Christina Aguilera snorted proudly: "What am I, I'm not convinced, aren't you always seducing him, I almost took off my clothes to show him last time, but did he dump you?" ”

The playboy said coldly in the control room at this time, "If you mess around again, I'll clean you up," as soon as these words came out, the two girls suddenly became honest, the playboy has too many ways to punish people, it really makes you want to live or die, it's scary to think about it.

Then he said to Avril: "You have to learn to control yourself, I don't care about the music style, but look at Michael, people are much better than you, but he knows that you have to go on a diet when recording, and you don't even eat, do you have that level?" ”

"Every time I record it, I say I'm hungry, I don't know and think I'm abusing you, next time I make trouble, I still clean you up, I have the ability, you have a good effect after you're full, next time you can eat!"

The voice is faint, but the pressure is incomparable, the so-called Wang Bazhi Qi is a kind of thing, what is particular about is an aura, with his own identity and status, plus the other party's fear and worry, all kinds of things that you are strong and weak, but he is worried about, through a series of behaviors such as voice, action, etc., to make the other party succumb or even collapse.

Avril is maverick and rebellious, no less than Christina Aguilera before her, the only thing. She has a more introverted personality, only in music is she more presumptuous, and she doesn't talk much on weekdays, which is the so-called action.

But she's facing a playboy. There is no chance of winning at all, just like Sun Monkey can't escape the palm of the Buddha, it is difficult to even have the idea of resisting, so she can only express her unhappiness in her mouth, because it is useless to do it, and she will clean it up, "But you should have told me just now." Your arrogant attitude makes me very shameless,"

She finally spoke her mind, she had just eaten happily when the playboy told her to stop. She ignored it, and the playboy directly lifted her away, she was going crazy at that time, she was really unreasonable and domineering, from then to now. She has always been unhappy, but no matter how she makes trouble, the playboy ignores her, which makes her depressed to death.

"Are you as obedient as Katie?" The playboy's voice was still faint. But Avril didn't have any temper, "You have to understand. If you respect people, others will respect you. This is relative. ”

Avril pinched Katy Perry, "This dead girl is about to become your echo worm." Katy Perry is not so easy to bully, and he screwed her, "Die, if you have the ability, you can pinch him, what's my business." ”

Avril stared at her, learning the playboy tone, "Yo, you still want to rebel, do you?" The girls giggled, and Katy Perry pouted, learning the playboy tone, "Little girl, I think you're in arrears." ”

At this time, the playboy said in the control room over there, "Okay, here we go, Avril you come first, first come to the album's title track "thebestdamnthing." Avril snorted, "No, I'm going to sing 'grilfriend' first." ”

She was obviously deliberately trying to go against the playboy, and, judging by the way she stood on her feet, it seemed that she was going to run, but Christina Aguilera laughed, "Grilfriend, Avril, you're too young now." Britney giggled, "Are you showing that, Avril," ...,

Avril ignored Britney, but pouted at Christina Aguilera, "Christina, besides being a little older than me, are you older than me!" Christina Aguilera is about the same height as Avril, but she has a straight chest, which is very large, not to mention rubbing it bigger and bigger for the playboy, giggling, "Why, I'm not convinced, are you bigger than mine." ”

These girls are making trouble, but their eyes are looking at the playboy, and when they see him standing up in the control room, Christina Aguilera and Britney run out with a scream, saying that if the playboy is annoyed, it will be an indiscriminate attack, not to mention the two of them who have been making trouble next to them.

Playboy sat back down, Avril had just started, and she was standing firm again, but she didn't dare to make any more trouble, and started recording honestly, otherwise she would have exceeded the limit.

Avril and Katy Perry are both less than fifteen years old, although their voices have taken off the feeling of immaturity, but the feelings are still pale, the most important thing in a song is emotional investment, although the playboy does not ask them how to be perfect, but the general requirements are still needed, which is also a kind of grinding, which can make them grow up faster.

Playboy was absolutely right in arranging a month's schedule, recording was not at all as easy as imagined, and when Avril and Katy Perry were a small rock group, they demanded style, not quality, at that time, but now it has changed.

After recording for more than an hour, "grilfriend" is not halfway there, and Avril feels more and more awkward, and finally pouts, "I won't record it, you are deliberately making trouble for me, you must be angry about what happened just now," stared at the playboy in the control room in the big mirror, and shouted very unpleasantly: "Stingy ghost, boring man who will repay him." ”

The playboy was not angry at this time, he stood up with a slight smile, Avril was frightened and ran out directly, but blocked the door for the playboy, and in the scream, the nine yin white bone claws were used.

The playboy slapped her little ass hard, "Be honest, listen to me sing to you first, you can hear how it feels." Avril understood, but pouted again, "You didn't say it earlier." ”

The playboy was finally happy, "Why are you so scared, I didn't say I was going to hit you." Avril pouted, "Who knows what you're going to do, you're unreasonable!" ”

I feel that this thing is very important, and it is easier to understand it with guidance, Playboy sang it again, Avril Lavigne lost her temper, it was obvious that Playboy sang much better than her, and that was also the best feeling.

"You still did it on purpose, wouldn't it have been like this earlier," Avril Avril's mouth was very stiff, seeing that the playboy raised his hand, quickly took his hand in his arms, and giggled, but learned to be coquettish, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I know that you have good intentions, so that I can experience more for myself, and become more powerful than you earlier." ”