Chapter 114. The worst apprentice ever
It's dark at night.
The car was still parked on the road.
I don't know how long it took, Guan Zhilin suddenly said, "It's a little cold." β
Chen Xiaotang took off his clothes, gently draped them on her body, and said, "Otherwise, let's go home - those people shouldn't chase after her anymore......"
Guan Zhilin smiled and said, "Yes, it's time to go home - you can't drive, do you want me to send you?" β
Chen Xiaotang shrugged and said, "Of course you want toβyou won't let your benefactor beat back, right?" β
Looking at Chen Xiaotang's playful appearance, Guan Zhilin felt even more interesting, and said with a smile: "Who told you not to drive, don't complain!" β
"Oh my God, wouldn't you drive back by car? Is there any heavenly reason?! Chen Xiaotang looked up to the sky and cried out.
"Hehe, if you pretend to be a little more miserable, maybe I'll consider sending you back." Guan Zhilin smiled like a flower.
"No need, I can't pretend to be it," Chen Xiaotang waved his hand, "I'm a natural hero, especially in front of women, note that oh, in front of beautiful women, I have always been a real man who can carry mountains on his shoulders, not the kind of sour scholar who has no power to tie the chicken, so I will never show my little fragile side!" β
"Oh, it's not like you're still so man......" Guan Zhilin smiled, "I just don't know if you, a very manly man, want to learn how to drive with me while no one is there - my master doesn't just accept apprentices!" "Delicate.
"What do you say, say it again?" Chen Xiaotang jumped up violently.
"Let me ask you, you are a very manly fellow, would you like to be Miss Ben's apprentice and learn to drive?" Guan Zhilin looked at him with a smile.
"Yesβof course I do!" Chen Xiaotang hurriedly agreed, "I can't ask for this opportunity!" β
Chen Xiaotang is absolutely sincere.
He has always had an inferiority complex of "not being able to drive", and once asked Liu Dehua for advice, but unfortunately Liu Dehua was busy with Yu Kexin and unceremoniously refused his "urgent" request to learn to drive. Liang Chaowei, this guy is also busy picking up girls, eager to suggest a close super friendship relationship with Zeng Huaqian, and constantly shirks it, saying that he will talk about it later, and there is a great opportunity.
As for Zhou Xingchi, this guy actually used this as the only bargaining chip to ridicule Chen Xiaotang, saying that he Chen Xiaotang is a genius, can be literate and martial, can do anything, and is clever in everything, but unfortunately he can't drive! Haha, this is a defect left to him by God, and it can't be made up, and if it is made up, it should be thundered by the sky.
Could it really be: God is jealous of talent?!
I'm such a genius, but I can't handle four things?!
In his last life, he drove a donkey? Don't have the craft?!
Of course Chen Xiaotang didn't believe it, and now he is going to tell everyone that the opportunity has come, and he, Chen Xiaotang, will definitely be able to seize the opportunity to learn it well...... What's more, the big beauty who teaches herself to drive is still so charming and upside down, and learning from a beautiful teacher, whether it is motivation or motivation, must be better than following those bad friends.
Exactly: the beauty is like a fountain next to me, I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood!
Seeing Chen Xiaotang's vow, looking like Lingyun's ambition, Guan Zhilin couldn't help but feel funny, she didn't expect Chen Xiaotang's reaction to be so big, and said in her heart, isn't it just learning to drive, it's so exciting.
In her opinion, it is extremely easy to teach people to drive, especially after a speeding car chase just now, she vaguely feels like a female "flying driver".
But soon, Kwan will understand what a difficult task this is. The reason is very simple, Chen Xiaotang seems to be missing a tendon in this regard, or rather, he doesn't have the slightest talent!
What is a stupid person?
If I can compare it, this one in front of me is!
In the car, Chen Xiaotang first sat in the driver's seat, took a deep breath, moved his wrist, twisted his neck, and then supported his palm, gasped for three or two breaths, and then held the steering wheel slightly nervously.
Fortunately, it was night, basically there were no pedestrians on the road, and few vehicles passed by, Chen Xiaotang believed that even if he smashed it, he would not be able to hit anyone.
In the passenger seat, the big beauty Guan Zhilin stared at her beautiful eyes, seeing Chen Xiaotang so nervous, she couldn't help but feel funny, shouldn't he be really frustrated? !
In order to clearly understand Chen Xiaotang's driving quality, Guan Zhilin told him to let him start the car first.
After receiving the order, Chen Xiaotang was full of energy and silently recited: "Step on the clutch, the car is on fire, hang up the first gear, release the handbrake, lift the clutch lightly, and give a little oil ......" However, his feet couldn't find the accelerator.
Guan Zhilin next to her couldn't help urging: "Give oil?" β
Chen Xiaotang was stunned: "Where is the oil?" β
Guan Zhilin couldn't help but be happy, "In the supermarket, there are vegetable oil, peanut oil, olive oil, which one do you want?" β
β¦β¦β¦β¦ It took a lot of effort for Chen Xiaotang to get the car moving, and the car drove out slowly, and Chen Xiaotang's forehead was already covered with a layer of cold sweat.
Seeing his appearance, Guan Zhilin generously took out a handkerchief to wipe it for him, Chen Xiaotang smelled a fragrance on the wing of his nose, and he didn't know if it was on the handkerchief or hers.
Coughing, Chen Xiaotang began to justify himself: "Actually, I'm not too stupid in terms of driving, but as soon as you sit next to me, I'm very nervous, and I won't drive." Guan Zhilin glanced at him: "Then don't be nervous, drive your well." β
"Well, I'll listen to you." Chen Xiaotang began to talk to himself again: "Actually, I also know that I don't need to be nervous, I just can't control myself." Not long ago, I asked the ploughshare how he learned to drive in the first place, and what was the best way not to be nervous. He told me I could think of something happy......"
"yes, that's a great way to do it, like now you can tell me jokes or something...... Aren't you a genius, shouldn't it be difficult for you? β
"Of course." Chen Xiaotang blew a little water, and then began to speakβββ a horse pulling a cart was frightened and ran to the mountain. Mustang asks: What is the strap around your neck? Pulling the cart and horses did not answer. Bronco got angry: why don't you speak? The cart and horse shook the reins and said timidly: My mommy said it! A person who does not wear a seatbelt is not a good driver.
Guan Zhilin chuckled: "Not bad." Look, you're driving pretty well! β
Chen Xiaotang came to the emotion, took out some jokes he had seen in his previous life, and turned his head sideways to tell her: "A Chinese couple living in Italy, one day the wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts, because she didn't understand Italian, so she had to learn to crow chickens, and then pointed to her own breasts, and pointed to her feet if she wanted to buy chicken feet, and the boss understood; Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband, why? β
Guan Zhilin glanced at him with beautiful eyes: "You are necrotic, can you ask such words?" β
Chen Xiaotang hurriedly said: "Don't get me wrong, it's your heart that is too flowery." β
Guan Zhilin: "Then why do you say?" β
"Because his husband knows Italian!" After Chen Xiaotang finished speaking, he laughed first.
At this time, I saw Guan Zhilin staring ahead, her face nervous: "Shout, ah no, honk the horn, or hit someone!" β
Chen Xiaotang slammed the steering wheel, and with a bang, the car crashed into the railing on the side of the road. A puff of black smoke came out.
Chen Xiaotang opened his mouth wide, looked at everything in front of him a little dumbfounded, and then said to Guan Zhilin, who also opened his mouth wide: "You don't mind your car spending the night here tonight, right?" β
Guan Zhilin: "What do you mean?" β
Chen Xiaotang: "It's all smoking, it is estimated that the engine is broken, and I can't walk......"
Guan Zhilin: "Can you still light the fire?" β
Chen Xiaotang: "I look at the hangingββ! β
Sure enough, I tried to hit the fire a few times, but it didn't work. The car broke down here completely.
At that moment, Guan Zhilin knew that someone was really frustrated in terms of driving~~~!
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finally sent Guan Zhilin home, and Chen Xiaotang was relieved.
It's a shame, it looks like he really doesn't have the talent to drive, but he is on the road with the name of a "bent car god", what if someone wants to argue with himself that day? ! Why don't you play Anchor too?!
Chen Xiaotang muttered in his heart, what will he use to compete with the other party when the time comes, let alone the competition, it is estimated that he can only eat other people's car farts!
"Hey! Big head! Chen Xiaotang shook his head and had no choice but to stop thinking about it.
β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦ At the same time, in the bedroom of an apartment, the soft light reflects the surroundings, and the white walls around it also reflect a subtle orange color.
On the soft bed, Guan Zhi Linyu~ body is horizontal, during which the peaks and peaks are undulating, the most graceful and attractive soft pink nightgown wraps the flawless carcass~ body, and the jade arms and chest are slightly naked ~ The small piece of clotted skin exposed, after a long time of soaking and rubbing, at this time, the icy color also revealed a faint pink, just like the newborn baby's delicate and silky.
Kwan Chi Lin lay lazily on her side on the bed, supporting her cheek with one hand and holding the magazine in the other. It's just that she only looked at it for a while, and every word on the page seemed to have turned into Chen Xiaotang's shadow, which made her a little absent-minded and lazy. Unconsciously, Guan Zhilin remembered all the jokes he had just taught him to drive, and couldn't help but wonder; Thinking of the charming scene in the speeding car chase again, the delicate body suddenly became ashamed~ hot, and the charming cheeks appeared with an intoxicating red color.
Gradually, Guan Zhilin's eyes became blurred, and the waves in her eyes flowed, and the spring~ love like water seemed to flow out of those watery eyes.
Well, shame on you, this scoundrel-"
Suddenly, there seemed to be a scorching warm current overflowing from between her legs, Guan Zhilin groaned, her face suddenly burned like fire, and she hurriedly clamped her legs tightly.
After a while, Guan Zhilin scolded Chen Xiaotang a few times with a red face and shame, then raised her upper body slightly, and her chest suddenly swelled.
Putting the magazine on the bedside table, Guan Zhilin reached out and pressed the switch on the wall on the left...... The lights went out and she was lying on the bed, but Guan Zhilin's eyes were wide open, and she couldn't sleep, there was always a figure spinning in her mind, guessing what he was doing...... Outside, the moon is like a lamp.
(To be continued)