Baozi, like me, has admired Sheriff Black Cat (I prefer one ear), the Kesai, Ultraman and Spider-Man since she was a child, and if there is one person she admires who can see and touch, it is this Principal Zhang.

In other words, all the people who have taught Baozi and have not been hated by her are only one teacher, Principal Zhang. He is the kind of old-fashioned intellectual, rigorous in his studies, and his surname is gentle, and the 100,000-word paper is sent, and he remembers to use the wrong punctuation, so he waits at the door of the post office in the middle of the night, and waits for someone to open the door and take it back to change it and then send it.

During the meal, Principal Zhang was very surprised to see that I summoned a class of people, and when he learned that the two girls slept together, he was a little more affectionate to us. On the issue of titles, Principal Zhang called us Xiaoqiang, Xiaoying, and Xiaojing...... When it was Liu Bang's turn, his boss was not happy, and no one might have called him that since he wasn't a second bastard.

After a few glasses of beer, Lao Zhang talked about the past, and began to talk about the past and the present, this kind of old-style literati, after the wine is hot, there is no style, speaking of the hundred schools of thought, Qin Shihuang can still interject a few words, speaking of Liu Xiang's dispute, Liu Bang sat away from Xiang Yu, talking about Li Bai Dufu, Li Shishi joined the discussion, and then went to the public security faction, "Dream of Red Mansions", and fell into the cold field. I saw that there was nothing to say, so I casually invited him to be the honorary principal of Yucai Wenwu School, and the old man was very happy to see that his name was hired, so he agreed.

When Lao Zhang left, he left a conclusion: today's young people don't learn and don't know how to do it.

I remember Lao Zhang's words, you wait for Ji Xiaolan and Cao Xueqin to come, and I'll settle accounts with you!

The third day was a day of urgency, in the morning I had to go to meet with the village heads, Lian Yao Village, including 15 village chiefs plus me and Lao Zhang Huan gathered together, but the atmosphere was not very friendly, they always felt that someone coldly wanted to give them 100,000 yuan must be holding back what bad it, the current farmers are not easy to deal with, are the masters who have seen the money, Principal Zhang as my honorary principal helped to say a few words, and I promised to add 10,000 yuan to each village, only to send 14 village heads.

The village chief finally decided to lend me the land, he said: "I don't want the extra 100,000 yuan you give, I only have one request, the construction team you build the school must use my nephew." ”

Then the village chief led me to see the land, the former Yucai Primary School is a few bungalows in the endless barren grass, from a distance it looks like a Longmen Inn, there are winding paths stepped out by children in all directions, only the direction to the county can be opened to traffic. The children who go to school here are actually very happy, and I have not heard of any school in the world, including aristocratic schools, where students can catch hares in 10 minutes between classes.

The village chief called his nephew too, a small man with leprosy and triangular eyes, who was not a good person at first glance, and this guy glared at me with a cigarette in his mouth, and asked in a very angry tone, "What do you want to do?" ”

I said, "I'm going to push those bungalows ......."

"Nonsense, you must push it! Just tell me how much you're going to spend, right? ”

"1 million, you can build me two small second floors, and then get a canteen, anyway, it's enough for 350 people to eat, drink and drink."

The leper smiled evilly and said very old-fashionedly: "Don't plan to enroll students all year round? Want to stab the horse and leave? ”

"I'm focusing on quality over quantity, and if I recruit enough 350, I won't recruit it."

"Tsk, tell me this kind of, so let's do it, you give 2 million, I will build you a three-story teaching building, you have to add 200,000 more, and I will cut a wall for you."

As soon as he said this, I remembered that the wall was very necessary, and I said: "I will give you a total of 2 million, and the dormitory, canteen, teaching building and fence are there, okay?" ”

The leper threw away the cigarette, turned around and left, and said, "Cheng, let it be like this." ”

I always felt that this was not a real thing, and yelled at him in the back: "Signing an agreement or something?" ”

The leper waved his hand: "Don't be that vain, I'll pull the team over tomorrow." He suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "Oh yes, you will need a martial arts teacher after your school is built, I have a few buddies who are very good, and now they have nothing to do and fight every day." After I said no, he said: "It's okay if you don't want to be a teacher and be a school policeman, save your students from jumping over the wall and going out to fight wild artillery, or run to the Education Bureau to sue you and I can't stand it, I let my buddies squat in the corner every day, who goes out to run errands and interrupts." ”

I laughed and said, "Don't toss, I don't know who broke whose leg." ”

When the leper left, I said to Principal Zhang, "Ask you, what are the procedures for running a school?" ”

Principal Zhang's body was crooked, and he said in a trembling voice, "Don't tell me that your formalities haven't been completed yet." ”

I scratched my head and said, "I didn't do it at all, that's why I asked you." ”

Lao Zhang finally sat on the ground and said desperately: "What am I doing here, I can't guarantee the late festival, I can't protect the evening festival!" ”

I asked curiously, "Why, you didn't come home last night?" ”

The old man pointed at me and shouted angrily, "What the hell do you want to do, aren't you hurting me?" Then he thumped the ground and cried and said, "I'm dizzy, how did I think of being this honorary principal......"

If he doesn't say that I forgot about it, it seems that the older generation still pays attention to integrity.

I said with emotion: "Principal Zhang, I really didn't lie to you, I just want to run a school and let those who come all the way ...... The children have a place to study, let them see the spirit of our times, I have an idea that there will be no tuition fees for the first year, accommodation and food and drink are free, you can supervise me, if I want to make black money, I will be thundered every day. ”

Anyone who listened to my previous words knew that it was farting, but there was no doubt that the last sentence was too lethal, Principal Zhang sat on the ground and looked up at me, and said in surprise: "You would really do this?" ”

I nodded vigorously.

"Would your friend who paid for it agree?"

I said in a deep voice: "I saved his life, and this money is actually his thank you, even if I throw it in the water, he will not ask." ”

Lao Zhang stood up and said to me: "Don't lie to me, if it's really what you said, you can run this school first, I have a few students in the political axe department now, I say hello, I can ignore you as a decoration first, if there is no ghost, I will help you with the formalities." If you dare to lie to me......" Lao Zhang suddenly became fierce when he said this, "I have a few unsuccessful students who are also famous in the Tao, and I would rather let Xiao Xiang be a widow than abolish you!" ”

Damn, I can't see it, it's actually a black and white two-way kick and two open masters! Later, when I had a son, I asked him to be a teacher......

On the way back, I also went to see my tent, the owner of the shop was so coke, in order to wait for me or in order to prevent me, he opened a tent and lived in front of the warehouse, fortunately, now the street is full of tents, not eye-catching at all.

In the middle of the afternoon, my 1,000 sets of "loyal to the country" also came, and I asked the delivery person to be at the door, this street is full of old acquaintances, and it is unlikely that anyone will steal it. When the bun came back and saw it, he didn't care, thinking it was Xiao Wang's goods next door. I have a group of 5 people at home, and I rent hundreds of hectares of land outside to build a house and run a school, and the truth is completely ignorant of the bun, according to her sloppy energy and my ability to do things, I think the time is ripe to meet MM on the Internet, but there is still a gap between being able to play a one-night stand.

At the beginning of July, the day is not too long, it will be dark just after 8 o'clock, I am really afraid that Liu Lao Liu will bring people to me now, and the residents of the street have just eaten outside while enjoying the cool while avoiding the shock.

I really hope that our public security organs can spread the good news: the charlatan Liu Laoliu has been arrested. I also asked the neighbors with ulterior motives, speaking of Liu Banxian, these people have different opinions, some say that they have flowed to the south, and some say that they are in the villagers' homes near Dashui Spring.

Dinner is when we are together, the buns are very lively, except that they can't talk to me, she is very lively, she is like a shell lang who has entered the Australian grasslands and seen dung balls everywhere, she joked with Xiang Yu and Liu Bang: "Now we have also suffered a disaster, has the water receded in Hubei, let's go to your place for refuge." ”

Baozi, this is a woman who has been afraid of the world from the moment she was born. Tang Seng experienced 9981 difficulties and returned to his grandson monkey to help carry it, Tang Seng himself actually did not suffer any crime. But Baozi to me, not only didn't help me, but also tried to find me trouble, but think about it from another angle, she is Tang Seng, I am Sun Monkey, so there is no language problem. How to say that sentence, every successful man carries a woman with special disasters on his back.

Her words aroused Xiang Yu's thoughts, and the two-meter-tall giant put down his chopsticks and left the dining table with a grudge. It's time to buy him a van that will not only keep him busy, but I'll use it too.

The next wait was long, although I asked Liu Lao Liu to bring someone later, but in view of his previous habits, it is very likely that he will call me downstairs in the next second, and then follow 300 bloody Song Dynasty soldiers. In fact, even if he comes alone, I won't be able to mix it up, Liu Laoliu's wanted warrant appears on time every day before the start of our market station "Da Chang Jin", and people who don't know still think that this is the cover of the simplified version of "Da Chang Jin". Liu Laoliu's rapid popularity is mainly because of our place, since the founding of the People's Republic of China has been calm to the present, and those people who are engaged in oil * have nothing to do with it, and East Turkistan will not come or anything, this earthquake can be regarded as a more serious event in history, if you don't do something to divert the attention of the people, I am really afraid that the people will panic, and the wanted Liu Laoliu is also a kind of rumor, Liu Laoliu is now a dirt mine full of, and if you can't be killed, you have to get your.

After it was completely dark, the old man and the old lady fanned the mosquitoes and went home to sleep, we slept late every day, Qin Shi Huang occupied the TV to hit the top mushrooms, he swore that he must pass the 8-1 Dragon Palace today, Jing Ke didn't like to listen to the radio for the past two days, because it was full of reports on earthquakes and repeated knowledge of earthquake avoidance.

Liu Bang and I also have two women playing mahjong, Liu Bang has a lot of old lady's money in his pocket, and he proposed to play with blood, and after playing for a while, he will start to light the bun when he wins enough, and we will fight the opposite family under the protest of Li Shishi, Liu Bang and the bun gang, this time this kid is lonely and difficult to sing, in general, there are mutual victories and defeats, I looked at the time on the wall getting later and later, and my heart gradually let go. After Qin Shi Huang cleared the customs, Li Shishi first withdrew from the game and went to sleep.

The three of us continued to fight the landlord, and after playing a few handfuls, Baozi threw the cards and left angrily. I was so happy that I praised Liu Bang - I didn't win a handful of buns to go to bed so early. I'm most afraid that Liu Lao Liu will call me in the presence of Baozi, no need to ask me what I'm going to do, as long as I look downstairs at so many people, Baozi will collapse, and Baozi will not support me to fight in a group since the year before.

By the time everyone went to sleep, it was already more than 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, and now I began to worry that Liu Lao Liu would not come. I smoked a cigarette, I was so sleepy that I lay on the table in a daze, and in my dream I heard Liu Laoliu's sneaky voice calling me, and then I felt wet on my thighs, and when I woke up, I was about to wash my face, as if I really heard an intermittent voice calling me, I leaned on the window to see, Liu Lao Liu looked around, while suppressing the voice to call me, behind him and left and right, there were 300 soldiers of the Song Dynasty standing neatly!

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