Not long after the time, when it was close to noon, Chen Xiaotang had already played two tricks, one was a man pushing a wheelbarrow to sell vegetables on the street, and the other was a servant guarding the city gate as a soldier. There are not many scenes in these two tricks, they belong to the kind that passes in a blink of an eye, needless to say, there are no lines. Finally, his most important role today, the "eunuch", came. first changed into the clothes of a Qing Dynasty eunuch in the dressing room, put on a eunuch hat, and was caught by a makeup artist to apply grease and powder, which made him very girly, and then he was pushed out and obeyed the director's orders.

The director of this "Thirteen Sisters" is Pan ~ Wenjie, who was also quite famous in his previous life, and directed the movie "Lame Hao" and the TV series "New Heavenly Master Zhong Kui". At this time, director Pan Wenjie was wearing sunglasses, glanced at Chen Xiaotang, and said, "Did the screenwriter make it clear to you?" ”

"Clear." Chen Xiaotang nodded.

"Remember, you don't have many lines, just two sentences, the first one, Gege, you can't pass! The second sentence, don't be Gege! The second sentence, ah! Scream after being beaten! Do you understand? ”

Chen Xiaotang: "Understood! ”

The director nodded, "Okay, the shooting starts ----" For these tricks, he didn't want to waste too much tongue. As long as you explain it specifically, you can understand the rest yourself.

But what is this Chen Xiaotang, he looks too handsome, and it seems a pity to play a eunuch.

Women say that they are blushing, and men are the same, they are tired and tired. Pan Wenjie shook his head, pick, why do you want to do so much?!

At the shooting site, everyone began to get busy like ants. As is customary, the camera is in position, the actors are on stage, the lighting, and the props are prepared-------

The camera opened, Weng Meiling, who played the role of "Shuanggege", was wearing an antique Qing costume and a chicken's foot hat on her head, and walked out of the moon gate angrily, and a little eunuch popped out halfway, opened her arms to stop her, and then shouted: "Gege, you can't go in!" ”

The two were face to face.

Weng Meiling was stunned.

The "little eunuch" was also stunned.

Wrongdoer, why are you?!

Wicked, how are you!

Weng Meiling sneered, this is what you asked for!

Chen Xiaotang smiled bitterly, is it okay to apply for withdrawal from the drama now?!

"Get out of the way, damn it!" In the play, the "double grid" played by Weng Meiling pushed away the "little eunuch" played by Chen Xiaotang and walked straight inside.

Chen Xiaotang, who was wearing eunuch clothes, said the next line hard: "Gege, don't!" ”

"Daring minion!" "Gege" played by Weng Meiling was so angry that he raised his hand and slapped Chen Xiaotang in the face unceremoniously, "Get out!" The ground roared and kicked Chen Xiaotang in the stomach, Chen Xiaotang "Whoa~~!" With a scream, he was hoisted up by the steel cable behind him, and quickly flew to the pond behind him, crashed into the floating lotus leaves, and fell into the water with a pop, splashing a large splash.

The artificial pond in the garden is very wide, and it is dug deep enough, and the silt is buried in the knees. He struggled in the water a few times, his head floated up, he gasped, spat out a mouthful of cold water, and ejaculated far away, and the crowd burst into laughter.

This guy is quite funny!

Not far away, the director shouted: "Cut!" A few big men ran over and fished Chen Xiaotang out of the pond. Someone handed over a towel, and Chen Xiaotang took it and wiped it on his head.

At this time, Weng Meiling, who played the role of "Shuanggege", suddenly walked up to the director and said: "I'm sorry, director, I think my performance just now seems to be not in place, do you want to do it again?" ”

Director Pan Wenjie is already very satisfied with the effect just now, but Weng Meiling said this, which proves that she is acting with her heart, and she can't hit other people's self-motivation.

"Okay, since you don't think you did a good job, do it again, this time with all your might!"

"Thank you, Director, I will!" Weng Meiling said happily.

"The little eunuch who played against you ----" Without waiting for director Pan Wenjie to finish speaking, Weng Meiling said: "I think he's good, let him come!" ”

Pan Wenjie was stunned, "Okay, come on, let that little eunuch change his clothes!" ”

When Chen Xiaotang was repackaged as a brand-new little eunuch, he knew that the scene just now was going to be reshot!

Wouldn't it, remake? Then don't you want to be slapped again and kicked again?!

He immediately understood who was playing tricks.

It's a pity that he is a trick and an actor, and the actor must obey the director's arrangement and the needs of the crew. However, when Weng Meiling walked in front of him, he still said a word: Help, can you slap me on the other side of the face this time?!

………

Crash! Chen Xiaotang was fished out of the pond for the second time, gasping for breath, leaning against the wall of the corridor, letting the water dripping wet from top to bottom.

Tired, so tired!

His uncle, why is the silt in the pond so deep!

I almost got stuck in it and couldn't pull it out!

A crew guy next to him threw him a cigarette and teased: "How about it, Ah Tang, fall into the water and cool down, we're all dying of heat!" ”

Chen Xiaotang raised his middle finger at him, and then put the cigarette in his mouth, but he didn't bother to light it, closed his eyes, and just wanted to rest for a while.

A fragrance hit, Chen Xiaotang didn't have to guess who was beside him, and put a finger under his nose, as if he was checking his breathing.

Chen Xiaotang closed his eyes and said, "No need to check, I'm not dead yet." ”

Weng Meiling squatted in front of him with Nana, "You really think I care about you, I'm afraid that no one will play with me if you fall!" ”

"Yes, there is absolutely no one like me who takes his life to play with you!" Chen Xiaotang opened his eyes.

"Why, do you hate me so much? Speak in such a strange tone? Weng Meiling glanced at him with beautiful eyes.

"You try, to a guy who slaps you twice and kicks you in the foot. Can you say you love tiger oil? Chen Xiaotang's eyes were playful.

"What love tiger oil...... Immediately, Weng Meiling knew what it was, and said with a crimson cheek, "Skiff!" A rogue ~ a rogue is a rogue ~ a rogue ! Xiao Man twisted his waist, got up and ran.

Chen Xiaotang took a cigarette in his mouth and laughed, but he felt that the knife on his mouth was more refreshing than anything else.

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