readx;

In the grass in the wild, the atmosphere is dreary. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Ye Huan rubbed his eyebrows, and wanted to take out a cigarette and smoke two puffs several times, but this is an enemy-occupied area, and igniting a fire and smoking is definitely an act of looking for death.

Why did you arrest a foreign official? And a major general......

Ye Huan didn't know how he could often do such a magical thing, that is, as the saying goes, dig a pit and bury himself.

The black general lay in the grass, lying very deeply, in fact, if you look closely, coupled with the glittering little golden bean on his shoulder, it really does not look like a small coal kiln coolie......

Ye Huan grabbed his hair irritably, and sighed heavily: "What now?" ”

The jackal glared at him fiercely: "You caused the trouble yourself, and now you come and ask us what to do?" ”

Ye Huan said angrily: "How the hell do I know that this is a foreigner's general?" Let's conduct exercises in China, what kind of excitement are these black buddies coming to make around? ”

The jackal said leisurely: "This black buddy is really not here to make a fool of himself, our Ministry of Defense has invited foreign officials and military observers from more than 70 countries to this exercise, look at the appearance of this black general, he should be invited by our Ministry of Defense to come to our exercise theater for on-site observation of one of the officers, Ye Huan, you put this black buddy down, to say small, this is a serious diplomatic incident, to say big, this is a friction incident between countries......"

Ye Huan said cautiously: "...... Neither of these things seems to be small. ”

The jackal thought for a moment and said, "You're right, it's not a trivial matter. ”

Ye Huan wanted to cry without tears: "Why the hell am I so miserable......"

The jackal said lazily: "Don't howl, the real life is not howling yet, the black buddies are just peeing in the field, no one has been recruited, no one has been provoked, and they have been put down by someone for some reason." He's wronged. ”

Ye Huan thought about it, in comparison, Brother Heiren's experience was indeed more unlucky than him, and it is estimated that His Excellency the General did not expect that he would be treated like this when he came to China to watch a military exercise.

"I said ......" Ye Huan said with difficulty: "...... Why don't we withdraw? Throw the black general here, and it will be treated as if it never happened. Anyway, he woke up and didn't know who did it......"

The red wolf said with black lines on his head: "Isn't it too grandson to do this?" Not very kind, right? ”

"Think about the invasion of China by the Eight-Nation Alliance, dear! Foreigners don't have a good thing. ”

The jackal snorted and said, "Don't go online, the Eight-Nation Coalition has nothing to do with blacks, and people are still wrapped in animal skins and eat raw meat at that time." What's the matter? ”

Ye Huan sighed and said, "Then what should I do?" Wake up the Black General and apologize to him? ”

Everyone nodded in unison: "We are the host country, the state of etiquette, and it is also appropriate to apologize for doing something wrong, wake him up." ”

So Ye Huan had no choice but to squat down. Among the people who pinched the black general with a bitter face......

A moment later. The black general woke up slowly.

Slowly opening his eyes, the black general looked pained and confused: "Oh, TD? ”

The line of sight gradually changed from blurry to clear, and Ye Huan's face with a smile on his face came into view, and that face was so close that it was almost close to him. Laughing and talking.

"We drop, big sorry. I'm sorry for the mistake. You drop, the good people drop big ......"

General Hei's eyes straightened: "What? ”

Looking around, he found more than a dozen Chinese soldiers surrounding him, although all of them had a smile on their faces, but the smile really didn't show much friendliness, and he was put down inexplicably in the middle of the night, and woke up more than a dozen soldiers surrounded him with smiles on their faces, what a terrifying picture, the black general was shocked and frightened, and immediately turned over and bounced, and his right hand subconsciously touched the holster behind his waist......

Ye Huan's eyes were quick, and he immediately struck another hand knife and slashed at the black general's neck, and the black general fell down in response to the sound without snorting.

There was an eerie silence all around......

His comrades-in-arms stared at him in horror, and their eyes didn't seem to have much of admiration......

Ye Huan stomped his feet, pointed at the black general who had fainted again, and said sadly and angrily in a victim's tone: "Look at it, look at it, it won't work to apologize earlier, right?" When I woke up, I took out a gun, and the foreigner really wasn't of my race......"

Quiescence......

Ye Huan couldn't stand this atmosphere a little, straightened his chest weakly, and said, "Did I do something wrong again?" ”

The jackal stretched out his palm, posed in a scissor hand shape, and said slowly: "The second time, the second time...... Just now it can be explained as a misunderstanding, and now ...... Ye Huan, you are dead, to put it mildly, this is an escalation of diplomatic incidents, and to put it mildly, you may have provoked a war between the two countries......"

Ye Huan was shocked and said in a trembling voice: "It's not that serious, right?" Which country is this black buddy? Is our country's friendship with theirs so fragile? ”

"Think about it from their point of view, a dignified general, came to our country as a guest to watch a drill, didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, but was inexplicably put down twice, this matter spread to their country, what do you think about the boss of the family? Hold back or not? ”

"Yes...... He also has something unfriendly, he pulled out his gun twice, and I just slashed him twice in order to defend myself......" Ye Huanqiang argued.

The jackal wondered, "Two guns? The first time he pulled out a gun, too? ”

Ye Huan swore an oath: "Dig it!" I can see it clearly, right on the lower side, a very long and thick gun is shooting at the tree, so shameless......"

Everyone: "............"

The situation seems to be getting worse and worse, trapped on the periphery of the Panzer Division's area of activity and unable to move, and a foreign general was captured for no reason, and he stunned people twice......

As the leader of the squad, the jackal has a headache right now.

The dandruff was flying all over the sky, and the jackal stood up for a while and said: "The disaster has been broken, this matter must be solved, even if our mission fails, it doesn't matter, the important thing is not to really cause trouble for the country, otherwise we will all be punished." ”

Pointed at Ye Huan. The jackal said: "Let's wake him up, Ye Huan, stay away from General Hei, don't knock him out again, I was stunned twice a day, and I panicked for him." ”

Bow down. The jackal began to pinch the general......

A moment later, the Black General woke up again.

After regaining his senses, the black general's eyes suddenly widened, and then one hand again touched the holster behind his waist......

“stop！ stop！ The jackal shook his hand in his poor, barren English.

Several people teamed up to hug the black general's arms, and the black general muttered angrily.

The jackal was confused: "What did Lao Hei say?" ”

Ye Huan continued: "It's definitely not a good word. Maybe scolding my mother, I heard that black people are very good at swearing, and there are all kinds of words in one mouth, and this idiot must be the same......"

The black general paused, but stopped struggling. When he opened his mouth again, it was a slightly stiff Chinese.

"You're stupid. Your whole family is stupid! ”

Everyone was stunned.

Ye Huan Yile: "Can you speak human words?" It's a good communication......"

General Hei rolled his eyes: "Are you talking about human words?" I don't speak my native language anymore? ”

Then General Hei said with an angry face: "I am a major general military attache of the US Embassy in China, and you Chinese soldiers have attacked and held hostage the military attachés of other countries' embassies for no reason, this is a serious provocation to our country, I have reason to regard your behavior as a hostile act, and I can even think that this is a signal that your country has declared war on our country, and I want to lodge a solemn protest to your country's Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Ministry of Defense!" ”

Everyone's faces were bitter. I lamented in my heart.

Before leaving, the red wolf's hexagram was really not wrong, and it was really not suitable to travel. A great omen.

Ye Huan swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and said dryly: "Brother Black, ......"

General Hei's eyes glared: "Don't scream!" My name is Jaime? Smith. has a name and a surname, not called a black brother! ”

"Brother Zhan, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to, you have to understand, now my country's two major military regions are exercising, and we are special forces interspersed with enemy-occupied areas, this is a simulated war zone, it was too dark at that time, you were wearing a military uniform with your back to me, I thought it was an enemy soldier, you know, soldiers in enemy-occupied areas, nerves are always very sensitive, so a moment of miss made you dizzy, sorry, really sorry, this is a misunderstanding......"

Ye Huan explained with kind words, and Brother James finally calmed down his anger a little, and his face gradually softened.

However, Ye Huan was very unfamiliar and added a superfluous sentence: "...... Besides, you pee in the wilderness of our country, which is a very uncivilized behavior, and it is understandable to be punished a little......"

Jaime was stunned, and then furious, evidently his barren Chinese could not clearly express his anger, and he hurried up in English, which he did not understand at all, but it was conceivable that he must have been protesting something, or scolding the street......

Ye Huan looked at everyone with a blank expression on his face.

James didn't know how long he protested, and he muttered for a long time before stopping, and then glared at Ye Huan indignantly, this time in stiff Chinese.

"This Chinese soldier, your apology is very insincere, I have decided not to accept your apology, even if this matter is a misunderstanding, after this exercise, I will still submit an official diplomatic note to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of your country, expressing my country's and my personal solemn protest."

Perhaps this is the so-called "human rights" that foreigners often talk about, and they should really let them set up stalls in China, and then they will be chased all over the streets by the chengguan, and they will be beaten up when they run slowly, so that they can see what human rights with Chinese characteristics are.

Ye Huan sighed heavily, the matter was finally messed up, if He Ping knew that he had caused such a big disaster, he didn't know what kind of expression it was, the Blue Sword Brigade showed its face this time, but unfortunately it didn't have a long face......

"After the exercise, I was not only beaten by He Ping, but I am afraid that he will be shot to death, right?" Ye Huan thought desperately.

Now it seems that the US general will definitely protest when he protests, and the plan now is to make meritorious service by taking the crime, and if he can make a great contribution in this exercise, he will surely be able to downgrade the punishment from being shot to being beaten after he returns......

This is really a very unproductive and helpless idea.

Ye Huan hung his head in frustration, but his brain was running fast, and his empty eyes swept unconsciously from the face of the American General Jaime, and then ...... Freeze in his face.

Ye Huan's eyes gradually radiated.

"Foreign officers come to the battlefield to observe, and the command headquarters to be waiting should be above the division level, right?" Ye Huan asked coldly.

And the eyes of the rest of the people lit up. yes, why didn't you think of that just now? What does the sudden appearance of a black general in the area of activity of the armored division say? It means that the headquarters of the armored division should not be far from here, perhaps close at hand......

The public did not know much about the foreign observer officers, only that they were invited by the Ministry of National Defense. Those who can get the invitation of the Ministry of Defense must be officers above the general level, according to everyone's logical reasoning, people should care about things that belong to that level when they reach a certain level, and this American black brother is a major general. The command headquarters where he is must be a command above the division level, and the command below the division level is obviously not in line with his status as a general......

After some reasoning, everyone turned their eyes to Jaime.

Jaime was covered in the stares of the crowd, and after a moment of silence, he shrugged, "You can't ask me. I am just a foreign official who was invited by your country's Ministry of Defense to observe the battlefield. My position is objective and neutral, and I must not disclose any military secrets and intelligence of the two sides to the other side in any form, otherwise what awaits me will be the expulsion of your country and the trial of our court when I return to China. Valor gentlemen, I'm sorry, I can't say a word. ”

Ye Huan said viciously: "What if we torture and force you to ask you? ”

Jaime wasn't afraid of that anymore. Hearing this, he smiled lightly: "Oh, dear gentleman. You can't do that, first of all, I am a guest officially invited by your country, and I am a military attaché in your embassy, and I have diplomatic immunity, and I am not your prisoner of war, and secondly, even if I am a prisoner of war, according to the International Geneva Prisoners of War Treaty, you must not physically attack and torture me in any form, otherwise you will have a chair in the dock of your court. ”

Ye Huan sighed: "...... I'm afraid that hooligans are educated. ”

Glancing at Brother Hei coldly, Ye Huan said: "It doesn't matter if you don't say it, Brother Zhan, you can go, anyway, you don't accept my apology, you can protest to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, but you have to remember that your position is objective and neutral, and our small army is interspersed with the enemy-occupied area, you can't say a word after you go back, otherwise you will leak our military intelligence, and you will know the consequences." ”

Ignoring General Hei anymore, Ye Huan turned to the jackal and said, "According to my judgment, our location should not be too far from the headquarters of the armored division, I think, we should have a way to take out this armored division......"

Before everyone could speak, Brother James, the black general on the side, was surprised and said, "The Chinese meaning of 'duan' is not a complete tactical annihilation?" oh！ mygod！ There are 12 of you in total, how can you 'end' an integrated armored division? It's just crazy! No one can do it except God, do you know how many tank armored vehicles there are in an armored division? Do you know how heavily guarded the Command is? You know ......."

Jaime Balabala's expression was as if he had seen a pig flying in the sky, utterly incredulous.

Ye Huan muttered and sighed: "The more Chinese the foreigner stumbles, the more wordy, do you want to stun him again?" Anyway, if there are more lice, it won't itch......"

Brother Jaime immediately shut up.

This is a lice who knows the current affairs very well, whether to protest or not is a matter later, and now he doesn't want to get along with himself.

"Ok, ok, I won't say it, my identity is just a foreign official observing the scene, I shouldn't say too much, let alone interfere with your army's tactical decision-making, I apologize to you. But I'm still curious, how are you going to take out the opponent's armored division? This question is purely my personal doubt, and if you find it inconvenient to answer, you can leave it alone. ”

"I accept your apology...... Ye Huan paused, staring at James expectantly: "...... You also accept my apology for the file I stunned you, let's expose it, okay? By the way, I can also attach the answer to the question you just asked, how about it? ”

Jaime shook his head flatly: "Oh, no, dear Chinese soldiers, you Chinese have a saying, called 'the bridge returns to the road, the road returns to the bridge'......"

Ye Huan interrupted: "It's really uneducated, it should be 'bridge to bridge, road to road', right?" ”

"Oh yes, you're so knowledgeable, yes, bridge to bridge, road to road, it's one thing for me to ask a personal question, and it's another thing for you to attack me, these two things have nothing to do with each other, you have the right to choose to answer or not to answer my question, and I have the right to keep my protest."

Ye Huan said angrily: "I know that you Americans are all cautious, and you like to fight lawsuits when you are a big fart, and you have no human feelings, so protest and go!" I can ...... whatever you want."

After a pause, Ye Huan's eyes showed a vicious light, and he touched his chin and said ill-intentionedly: "...... If you stun you twice, you have to protest, if you stun you three times, you still have to protest, anyway, it makes no difference, just ......"

Jaime was stunned for a moment, then said with a nonchalant expression, "Oh, dear soldier, there is definitely a difference, you better not try to stun me again......"

"If I stun you again, what's the difference?"

James said unhurriedly: "I will protest to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of your country twice......"

: It's been three years since I coded words, and I received a gift from a book friend for the first time, and I was very excited, thanks to Liu Wangshu's children. To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation.